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[challenge entry] fin.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
Seven bucks? Damn inflation.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# maybe it comes with
a happy ending
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Hold the mayo.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# And hold the Fay Wray too
Just onions for me.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Haha, mmm
I think I'll go for the 'Konger Kebabs' they're sellin' round the corner?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Kong Dong $7000!!!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:15, archived)
# *** WARNING WARNING WARNING ***
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# He'll frighten shire horses with that thing.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:55, archived)
# as I said a little NSFW
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware of skiving too much...


;-)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Buckfast FTW!
And that is NOT vodka in that bottle.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# It's recycled Smirnoff...
and by the looks of it, it's the third time round his system ;-)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Oh.
Oh.

Oh - I say.

That's a rather unnecessary mental image.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Don't blame me...
It's in YOUR head! ;-)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# XD
\o/
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# OMG is that what he looks like now?
(I appreciate that the body may not be his, I'm not a complete numpty)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# certainly I don't think
the shoes are his...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Yep!
Behold the ravages of age!! To be fair he has had 25 years or so hit him in the back of the head since the movie. Oh, there's also the stress of living with the horse...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# and the terrible burden of
each and every film he does being worse than the last one...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Val Kilmer?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned...
The last good film Val Kilmer was in was Pure Genius, everything else has been a bit poor. Oh, apart from the Saint, it's not THAT shit if you're baked...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I'd like to be sorry for this, but I'm not. OK.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Keitel Cameron has an opinion on your pune...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# mah pune?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# A pune, or play on words...
Not having a moan, just remembered I cropped that pic out of an earlier post last night and wanted to use it ;o)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# faboo
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Le français peut être totale shite
si elle est, vous pouvez blâmer Google
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Ci,
pooooooubellllllle
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# just pass the butter
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
had to filename,,
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Très bon!
Clickage.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to happen sooner or later?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# was he hard when it happened?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Yes, he also had a Vengeance!
;)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Viagra Overdose
He got 'the gush'. Turned out he wasn't so unbreakable.

But I'm sure there's plenty of roles for him as a ghost.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Excellent stuff, Q.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Cheers Howdy :)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I still see him.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You only see what he wants you to see!
???
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# mind = blown
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Perspective matching by Maurits Escher...
;-)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
Looks like I picked the wrong time to post :(
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# we are a bunch of cunts aren't we?
I think it's hatstand Sir and you should be awarded some sort of twinkly thing for your efforts
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Oh fab! I like twinkly things.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I'm afraid this is the best I can do just now
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# That is really special.
TYVM
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Well, I like it :)
Not that others don't, I think they are all filling their faces.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I'm trying to pick up honeyz
on mumsnet
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's pie time again.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Epic.
Yay!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Not compo.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# self portrait?
is good tho - reminds me of Crumb or freak brothers a bit.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Nice work, "He Slimed me!"
;)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Iggy Pop's torso?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Moody. Like it.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# That's grand!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I'm glad at least one person got it having spent an age mucking about with formats...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# *big hugs*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I am both confused and aroused
... for several of my formative years Mia Wallace was my idea of an ideal woman...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I have never been able to understand the attraction of Uma Thurman, wig or no.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I maintain it was the character rather than the actress
when I first knew Mrs UnderCover and the conversation came around to prepubescent celebrity crushes and she had someone from Take That and Sean Bean (yawn) and a few other boring tossers on hers... and I had Mia Wallace on mine... not Uma Trogdore... it took some explaining...

"No darling - not the actress - my wank fantasy was the wig wearing skinny crack whore..."
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# thin with big boobs
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# same to you
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Pics or it's not true
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# That's because you're gay.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Shit!
Outed by the interwebs :'(
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# *cough*
your gay, their gay, were all gay
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# whose gay?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# were all gay
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# all your gay belong to us
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# For great justice...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Extensive endeavours are extensive.
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Eaten by Wolvesh
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha.
This would admittedly improve his acting.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# and he might even make a passable
xylophone
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ... because of his rib cage
... it might work to make noises...

no?

:(
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# oh.
thatmakes perfect snese now. I need a holiday.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow board? I'll just be an ass then and do an old repost for the compo.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Oof!
Good work!

EDIT: It's a pea. A fucking pea.

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I know this is a pea, but it has Rosario in it so I will accept it on this occasion.
/nazimoi?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# AKA Iain Duncan Smith?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# IDS
Irritable Irritating Dick Syndrome
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I have a severe case of that :(
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
Ten points to your internet sir!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything back to normal.


Trying to recreate this poster
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# that should be called "the day after my birthday"
limited audience tho....
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# re sig
and b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1085348

ouch - never done that, but have gone for a wee after chopping chilli - much the same effect. >.<
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't just the clap?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# no - that was much worse
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Thursday will be a good day for Geminis.
News from abroad will be well received, and your lucky number is 17.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
sorry - got distracted by the flamming at QOTW I'm receiving.

They're a weird bunch the 'talk' lot. Full of anger and hate.

ho hum :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Sterling effort.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# thankyou!
I'm a bit rusty. Also there are always better source images in my head than what I can find on google...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# excellent
access forbidden by the way
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# bugger
I'll link to the page not the image. That might work better
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Is the title referring to yesterday?
Arf!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# lol, I dunno, what happened yesterday?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I took delivery of my new minibus!
well, Mrs S did anyway
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# How on earth did they fit one of those through your letterbox?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# well that's the trouble
I've now got to weld approximately 23,000 pieces of chassis, body panels, interior and engine back together

ooh ooh - also - new telly today - my first ever flat screen!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# You should have just got this:
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# awww!
although the world is going Lego mad - almost every image search I do now has Lego models in it. It's making masturbation an even more tedious process than it normally is
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# very much this
"oh bugger...*fills in a "While you were out, I tried to fit a Transit LWB minibus through your letterbox, but it wasn't big enough, sorry about the door* card*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hehe
It's pretty nice for a van - a Ford Tourneo - very much like this one but without the taxi livery www.515151.co.uk/images/bus.jpg
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Cor! Must be a fucking huge TV!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# 42 inches *prouds*
oh the TV? just 4 inches.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Not much, although I did eat some splendid humous.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# There was some sort of deja-vu related thread.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# hehehe. Nice one
Sorry to TJ but on the latest 'what's happening outside rg's window' News.

Rick Wakeman is filming some sorta telly thing:)


He was possibly wearing slippers.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Question: Has that light shining board thing (techy talk) actually done it's job here?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# They work well
but there's only so much they can do:P

EDIT: I was concidering getting an autography and asking him to sign it 'Best wishes ebay auction winner.'
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# And the winner, once again, ladies and gentlemen is...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I know it's a typo buy Autography is a word so just for you...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *puts on mantelpiece next the the dozens of others*
:D

No harm, no foul.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wordpress called.
But you were here.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I am always here.
DId you not read the sign saying 'You Will Never Leave'?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# is he bring grumpy and old
it's hilarious when that happens...

"urg - young people with control over their flatulance... wouldn't have happened in my day ... iPods and unrationed food... the interspace and legalised homosexuality... "
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I did love the fact that Grumpy Old Men was just old men moaning
Grumpy Old Women was just manbashing and sexism.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I know
it was like Loose Women but with more money spent on the set.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Extra lulz if this has already been done:
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# RIS but I like it
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# You'd better get your booties on cos it's cold out there.....
.....it's cold out there? of course it is.....whaddaya think this is Mianmi Beach.......ect.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] No I'm sorry Hal, that is not the correct question...

Click for De-ris


I think you will find that this is both topical and compo-worthy and inevitable
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Haha, Jennings comment on the final answer.
:D
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# yes - good lad!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this pea here
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] and this one
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] And finally this one...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] sc-ream
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# sc-seam:P
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# superb
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Is this a new style of dance?
;)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# yes, it's the Ewoky Cocky
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Family birthday parties will never be the same again.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)
# like you are allowed to attend any!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Shush, it was all a misunderstanding!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Wookiee nookie.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
C'mon baby
Do the Wookie-motion
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# don't get cocky
it's gonna get rocky
lets move on to the next jockey.

punch, kick, it's all in the mind...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Don't get excited.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# that has never happened
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Sorry, sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# that's how it started
those little Ewok whores!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Chewie's laughing his tits off.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# there is a pile of dead ewoks next to him just out of shot
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Umm, err...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# OH!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft.
Brown love.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Bien sûr!
Pain grillé (avec fromage de la bummage)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
# bum cheese?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# You pay good money for that at the farmer's market!
woo.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Olive ditches the glasses cos it's what her grandad would have wanted...

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Oh this is so very wrong in all the same ways watching Leon and Harry Potter is.
Click click click!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I like to think I'm getting the hang of you lot after nearly 2 years :D
plus that end scene is one of my all time favourite endings to a film.

Super freak is currently my ring tone lol!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# It's a cracking film. I like the uncle.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# yeah - I'm going to be like that when I'm older
*hopes*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# What - suicidal?
Bloody emo.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# oh my!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:53, archived)
# very nice
was there much 'research' involved?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I had to try and find a pic of her not looking so young
oh I get it - no, I is a girl so boobies don't do it for me, love!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# s' alright
more for me
that IS how it works, yes?
edit - should've seen, stopped stalking profiles ages ago
*dons stalking hat*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# stalk away
I loves it I do
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# fuck off pigeon
fucks you off
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Worst run of luck, ever.
Huzzah!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# emotional.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] theres not to much to do in the afterlife
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure watching little boys sleep is still wrong even if your dead
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# your dead what?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Your dead right.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Your all dead?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# They're all dead, Dave?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "We;;, we had him put down - it was for the best, really. He was getting very old and it wasn't fair to let him carry on like that."
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Chewie! *rawg*
Chewie! Rug.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)

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