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# no comment
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# mega hogis widefuck up zee qwveens tightcunt
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# wuzzit about pulp suction?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# rape the queen
loot the palace
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Hello, I want to have a word with you about your cunt.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# :D
that limb would make a good skateboard tube
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# God damnit, can your filthy mind not think of anything other than skateboarding?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# it's a rough go but someone's gotta do it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
# she has that effect
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# droopage I presume
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# no comment too :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# italian
spiderman
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Would you :D
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# in a heartbeat ;p
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# hehe I wondered how soon it would be violated
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I keep fuck in a safe.
Along with my other important stuff like; hats, feeesh, running gags and magenta.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# it is advised to keep fuck safe from fuck
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Indeed, it makes one wonder why anyone would wish a "fail safe".
Fuck safes make a little sense at least.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Fuck is hard to ascertain as technology moves so fas', the best bet is to bet on fuck and hope for the beast.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# i've been saving my dogshit pic for something extra special
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# sweetfuck
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Well, it's still my candle day for about 3 minutes...
what's more special than that, eh?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# ah, missed it.
tough shit dude! maybe next year
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
# what a brilliant cuntcode once it is all revealed
i have ideas for an evilkunt michael aquino project mk ultra thingy, i'm still working on how to present it and what it will consist of.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# scannabull mit phuklips corp nooapp
sweet aquino future jape amidst fucktoken
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# i initially parsed that as 'mudkips'
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# partial parse amidst a passing piss parcel
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Hogis and fuck: fuck.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# no hogis is safe from hogis
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Which is probably for the best.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# it takes a team of hogis to find hogis
no hogis is safe
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Fuck hand
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# finest fuckhand in all of fuckland
sweet fuckfind
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# HANDKUNT
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# FUCKUNT
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# sweetfuck
multi[palp[ghck
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# grunty
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# pulp suction comes to mind :p
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Mindbleach comes to my mind...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
# he loves the yungcok
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# PUMP FACTION
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Parp Friction
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Oh christ hahaha
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# We're talking about pulp, we're talking about dick...diction.
ALSO:
"...the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl. "
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Margaret Minchinatcher
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# did you know -- if you give a spare PC mouse to someone, your own mouse will die just a couple of days later?
Also, would most certainly NOT!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I believe your first claim
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# there is NOTHING sexy about that image
in fact, Li'l Pedro has retreated
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# The feets not big enough.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# very funny!
:)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# ahh, you've seen my photoshoppery then?.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# crazy film
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# have my babies
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# 'Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House'?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# na, he's just swatting flies
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# ultimarte fuck
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# in the head
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# gwan, skiddadle
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# no you wouldn't
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
# I think I have actually
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I am
right now
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# cover your keyboard
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Yup, just did.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# there oughta be a kit for such things
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Maybe a new superhero?
Kit Forsuchthings
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Kit sounds like a car for a superhero
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Pics or it didn't etc.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# haha!
Very odd indeed.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# reminds me of:
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# ... * ... * ...!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# yaaahahah
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Yes I would.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# this time.
but let's not fight over this again
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# thats pretty awesome
wish the feet were animated
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# um
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# This deserves far more replies!
Who'd have known Hitler has such a sexy body ;)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Or had Chinese tattoos :P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Oh I always suspected those
Quite pretentious was Adolf, mit ein liebe von Eastern philosophy etc.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Spiderphant
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Spiderphant can !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I like this very much.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# spider jew cap
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Move to the head of the class !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Where is she?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
# She was voted most likely to suck seed . . . so . . . she's busy !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Right...she's heavily involved with internet prom.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Valedictorian material !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Majored in minor majoring.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Marjorie Minor was her name . . .
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# She got married you know...
...now it's Mrs. Marjorie Minor-Majors who majors in minor majoring.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# So . . . she's the one that major headache . . .
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Tannis . . . root . . . anyone ?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I'm both disturbed and fascinated by his cameltoe in equal measure
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
both disturbed and fascinated aroused
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Dad??
Wassee doing here?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Threadjack!!!
(Hey you can't threadjack your own thread!) Fuck you!...anyways...
There will be a book signing this weekend at this Uni...
The Professah Flan will be signing books in the men's
restroom on the 2nd floor from noon to 3:00pm...
Saturday only! You should get in line now.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Fuck books
I want my collection of pastry cases signed
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Great . . . I'll bring my braille book . . . maybe he can just fingerprint it !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] COCKMAN!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# he's not helping
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# you are correct
...but cockman can be helpful
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Look there! In the sky...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# *dramas*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Jan says STOP
And she does say STOP!
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# when the planet Splizzum declares war
the price of our spermicides will skyrocket
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# BatCat. But where did Robin go?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# but was he tasty?
*burp* Eating robins should be a cardinal sin
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Agreed.
It's unfair tweetment of our feathered friends.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# But they are so tasty
You need a few to make a good meal, but they taste devine.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Lully; ps anyone got £670 spare?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I think someone added an extra digit there, and even 66.99 is a little steep.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I was thinking that....
...but it's still on Amazon from 4 different sellers starting at £400 :(
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Jumping fuck, I should have bought a dozen when they were on the shelf.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Christ....there are some fucking nerds out there.
I used to like Technic Lego when I was a nipper, but I couldn't imagine spending £200+ just for a Lego Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom set.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] im snailman where ever theres danger ile hide in my shell
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# that oughta bring evi-doers to their knees
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# snailman is a bit of a gimp, isn't he?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Only on a Sunday.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
# How did you get this photo, I told her not to show anyo-
Uhh... nice pic.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# so are you the real snailman
only someone close to him cud get his pic
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 7:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# nice use of snailman
think he needs a sidekick maybe slugboy
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)
# I call a quick draw thread! Cowboy(ish) no more than 30 mins and no reposting you lazy twunts!


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Lets face it you're most likely going to spend your Friday in front of the computer anyway, and sometimes
not looking at pron is good for you.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
# as you can tell from my post below
i really can't draw
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I can't either, I just blag it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i can't even do that very well
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Do I win a prize ?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# You certainly deserve one
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
# my new desktop wallpaper
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] A job for Ship Man!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# beware of elderly pickpockets
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Had to have a dig for this one..


(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Ha!
Niiice
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# LET'S ALL GET PISSED!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Woooooooo..........................
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# ??
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
# jesus!
glad i look nothing like that any more!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# found it laying around..
had the urge to share :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# it reminds me why pies are a bad idea
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# *adjusts watch*
Hang on.... Something's not right here.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# your watch is defective
feed it beer
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# FWM!!
\o/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# nah mate
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# i misjudged my pants today
i thoughht they were a lot thicker than they actually are, which has resulted in burnt legs.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Is the FP having a laugh or is it Groundhog Day?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# i think it's having a groundhog
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I think it's having a groundhog
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Comparison Spiderman
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA!...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'm kind of waiting for his head to explode?
* Waits

EDIT: Fuck It! - BEER TIEM!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Moon faced boy has face like moon.
Lovely stuff.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's no MOON...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

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