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I used to live above a JD Sports in South London.. glad i moved.. i'd be cooked alive by now..

*an old pea

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

I know - well scary

this pic is flying about twitter. twitpic.com/635j65

what is the white posh boy doing? Where does he think he is?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)

It's Rik!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)

AND YOU PIGS ARE IN FOR A PRETTY BIG SHOCK!

Right on.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)

Because I'm Evil....

and my middle name is Jeremy.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)

If only these rioters were as funny and loveable as Rik.

I wouldn't be too bothered then.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)

I've heard no reports of people being attacked. Just buildings being torched and shops looted.

Out on the streets is probably safer than inside.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)

Then again I've not really been following more than what I've heard on the radio.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)

bbc news channel seems to be suggesting it's getting a little dangerous out there

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4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)

There's been fireworks going off around here up north the past few days. Tonight, silent.

I'd happily walk to the 24 hour shop and back if I wasn't lazy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)

To get more fireworks?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:56, archived)

Apparently the gangs let off fireworks to let each other know the drug shipments are in.

I was told this by a prision officer, it must be true.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)

what do they do when the illegal fireworks shipment comes in?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)

Who needs to ship illegal fireworks in when you can buy them no questions asked in most small shops anyway?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)

Genuine

lol :)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)

uncorroborated twitter earlier claimed some gang of kids was mugging bicycles off folk

who the fuck knows what's really going on

also hearing about shit kicking off in other places, and people wanting to start stuff

honestly I was expecting some crazy shit this summer, but not like this

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)

no, it's not just stuff - carjacking, muggings etc are happening

plus there's this amazing but terrifying pic yfrog.com/kigydziwj
of a woman jumping from a burning building.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)

She's not jumping, she's being thrown to safetly by her loyal robot maid.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)

ooo which shop do I loot to get a robot maid?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)

Fuck knows, Currys?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)

better be quick

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)

PLEASE...

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Frogbeat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

HESO

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

hee hee!

Yes.

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

His mum will be furious

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Shlvng, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)

look what some has done down my road......

hehehe made me laugh..
wasn't me honestly....old uns are a good un....

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)

haha!

They've installed a lettings sign outside the building!

Thus providing a shock to the person who dwells there when they leave the premises on their way to work in the morning!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)

With respect,

I did this same action in 1985 and I was aware that it was an aged act.

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Shlvng, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)

A few weeks old now, but seems relevant.

(Mothballs lost all track of time on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)

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herman:D, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

ah ha hah hah

ace

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)

is that special brew shopped in?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)

I wish it was!

No
Edit: oh I see!!

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Frogbeat, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)

No Police man alive...

...is a match for my bread helmet of defiance!

(FatherChed, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)

did you photoshop this?

if so what did you shop?

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)

T'was from

the Egyptian Riot of recent times.
cleverbirdbanter.wordpress.com/2011/02/12/egyptian-riot-gear/

(FatherChed, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)

haha

bravo then.

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

that link and your pic are ace

click!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

Aww,

thanks Fiend and Freddy :)

(FatherChed, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)

Probably the bread on his head?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

Baguette helmet!

4.bp.blogspot.com/-9UX2ORA3qqg/TWb5nXYW3BI/AAAAAAAAAS4/ntL1auEIzis/s1600/Helmet%2B8.jpg

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)

I wish I had a bread helmet of defiance

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:01, archived)

YES!

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Shlvng, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)

Free Stuff

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)

This was my first genuine lol in a long time

(jim, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)

Here we see the lead competitor in the freestyle plasma TV shifting event

and, even with all the disruption of fires due to other competitors "arson about" he's carrying on unpeturbed!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)

>:3

thanks to Maiden for the source.

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)

haha very nice :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)

Saw through Mary Bale's new disguise then

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)

(Hum_spose, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)

Oh dear, pumpkin time already

G'night everyone

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)

Nighty night! :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)

can i get this one done?

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)

Q and S

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An Egg ,D, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)

FUCK as thieves.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)

haha

thats the first time ive ever seen a blacked up freebase!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)

^This

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herman:D, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

Another Groupon I bin working on

Click for bigger (283 kb)

(El Matador, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)

Sky News reports that Waterstones is untouched.

Also showed amusing footage of some hoodie claiming that stealing tracksuits and LCD TVs is 'Getting my taxes back init?'

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)

I picked up a friend from Southampton train station

and bumped into a riot between Southampton and Newcastle fans. We hid in a Waterstones as we figured most of them couldn't read.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)

I can only despair at the withering intellect that thinks that stealing TV's is somehow a tax rebate.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

Bindun ?? .... Too soon ???

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Was it just me who thought this would be their headline ?
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paranoiaman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)

Your image is very big

Here, cool yourself off with this pic of a 1950s Mars patriot hanging out with his Martian pals

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)

I recognise that girl ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/10224233

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)

There was, I recall, a club in Rayleigh called The Pink Toothbrush

which had her painted on the wall

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)

I noticed the daily mail headline was 'Eton boy killed by polar bear'

as if its relevant that he went to public school, not sure what they were trying to say by including that, but it seemed pretty cuntish to me.
I also noticed they often put the price of a persons house or how much they earn when they reference them

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)

Sorry

(Brilhasti, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)

Mmm fresh violence

Violence that's gone home and had a shower since last night's exertions.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)

That's fair enough

Cars 2 is shockingly bad

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)

:( is it?

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

'Fraid so

Worst.Pixar.Film.Ever.

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)

^ This

Sat through it at the weekend. I'd rather have spent 90 minutes driving rusty nails in my scrotum.

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)

I heard so.

To be fair I wasn't too impressed with the first one.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)

I rather liked it.

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)

I might have to watch it a few more times.

I just couldn't get into it.

I usually love Pixar too; Toy Story 3 was brilliant.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)

groupon ad came up offering 70% off - i reckon some people saw this one instead

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO! *shoots self*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

comedy gold!

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)

BBC News: PM to return to UK for emergency Cobra meeting.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)

ha ha!

Which one's Tango?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)

The 2012 opening ceremony rehearsals were going well

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)

ahahahaha

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FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

that thing's creeping me out

damn, here comes the headache. time to go.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)

Goodnight

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)

Night.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)

Night.

(twizted_synapses, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

'night

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)

Night.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

tata Lady Smash, may you dream of well-endowed greased up youths with a penchant for cleaning

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)

Is there any other type of dream?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)

^________________^

spotify:track:3rBw1lf2oCEfZcP1mcBlh9 (Willow - Original Mix by Hedj)
spotify:track:6Brbbjb7sBKRVjhfiAY2CW (Balls by Tardtastic)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)

This is so sexy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)

I know you are

^_________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)

:D *blushes*

open.spotify.com/track/2VX2QRAGKPyqMZU8cFZ3Ib

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)

fuckin hell, good call

also, if you, right click, copy URI, then paste here, it will

spotify:track:5jYli41DySsnyIM73mip3s (Velouria by Pixies)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)

This one always makes me smile and puts me in a happy place

spotify:track:3oz4aQOLZ9MXqZ4HPUeV7W (Rock Lobster by The B-52's)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:39, archived)

that is one of my all time favourite tracks, ever

you've melded mine mind
this is where i'd link to the Spotify URI for this track, but oddly enough they've just taken off most of his catalogue from Spotify

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:47, archived)

Saw the drummer video of Venetian Snares

I have to say it was mind-altering couldn't stop watching. My brother was a drummer in various local punk bands all self taught, but this was mind blowing.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)

again with the win

spotify:track:4BookP9oLuvJu4onG0bDFM (Run The World (Girls) by Beyoncé)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)

Oh nice track never really listened to Beyoncé but that was pretty cool

here's an oldie but classic
spotify:track:26sv7UOtueSKMA58INXrHG (Kill The Poor by Dead Kennedys)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)

oh fuck, here's one from the old Tony Hawks PS1 days, great fucking track

spotify:track:6d0OlosG2CJBivIjjxuC1C (Police Truck by Dead Kennedys)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)

I saw L7 some years ago they were amazing

spotify:track:3z5ggGtcs4t8pizW521gW9 (Pretend We're Dead by L7)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)

jesus fuck,..I love that track

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)

L7 was supporting Babes in Toyland talk about Grrrrrl Power fuck Spice Girls with power tools

spotify:track:3MO5iQ16jXtziCo5JBfKvr (S.F.W. by Babes In Toyland)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)

my head's a little delicate for that, but haz this

spotify:track:5vJikgNmv6dWL47WnX2E7t (Mercy Seat by Ultra Vivid Scene)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)

lovely and mellow :D

Here's another of my favs
spotify:track:0Jh43kIlwt6RLr2Yr5f8P5 (Everything's Groovy by Gaye Bykers On Acid)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)

they sound a little like the Dead Kennedys, haz some hamburger

spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)

have a good fucking smoke

^______________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

Also

spotify:track:7mTSjS0dSqOZG7O76t9gzD (Prime Mover by Zodiac Mindwarp)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:36, archived)

woah (Mark Manning)

that's the same guy who co-wrote with Bil lDrummond of the KLF
Have you read

Bad Wisdom
and
Wild Highway (not finished that)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)

No never heard of those books

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)

I would advise you to seek them out, they're spectacular.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Bad-Wisdom-Lighthouse-Top-World/dp/0140261184/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1312844205&sr=1-1

www.amazon.co.uk/Wild-Highway-Bill-Drummond/dp/1840681160/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1312844296&sr=1-1

Ooo shall have to take a lookee at these

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)

^_________________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)

Finish him!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)

PUSSIALITY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)

Where can I get a pet sentinel?

And how big do they grow?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

They range from human-sized to about 7 storeys tall.

Hamsters are by far the easier option.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)

Giant Boris-Witch and Angry-Dog will sort it all out...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)

giant boris-witch is giving me some very peculiar feelings

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)

Me too

I think I like them...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)

so do i

i may have to go and rethink some basic concepts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)

Well that's good

I thought I was the only one

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)

Odd, but I like it, the way he suits the hat and legs somehow...

not sure about the black arse dildo thingy though, the dog is saying: 'argh noooooo'

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)

I think too much news is bad.

At least for paranoid little me anyway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)

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