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[challenge entry] First Drive-by shooting on the moon reported...more like Buzz n the Hood!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
#
Buzz n the Hood
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I wish I had thought of that!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# You have!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
#
In space no one can hear you repeat things
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I have...or do I mean he has
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Is that a silencer?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:56, archived)
# In space no one can hear you kill
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Hello!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] To the Book Depository!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# when time travel becomes possibly this is so gonna happen
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# I just smoked some grassy knoll.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# {8-)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
The enlarged image simply confirms that it's an egg rather than a ball sack exploding on his bonce
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Yes, I suppose it's useful in that sense.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Is that a Cadbury's Creme Egg impacting upon JFK's forehead?
I need a CFB to investigate this matter.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)
# They'd need a lot more guns
*tinfoil hat on*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:50, archived)
# woo! yay!
ace idea there sir
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Mmmmm Sturdy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# eep!
i know her sister

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Still would
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# wood nor would
not.

well, maybee.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# That reminds me of an old Victoria Wood joke
www.berlei.com

Punchline; "imagine walking in and asking for a Berlei body"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Metallic legs.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Walks like a man.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# She needs to work on upper body a bit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I'll do that for her.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Fisting is illegal in canada o_O
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Catfisting
Noodling is fishing for catfish using only bare hands, practiced primarily in the southern United States. The noodler places his hand inside a discovered catfish hole. Many other names, such as catfisting, grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, gurgling, tickling and stumping, are used in different regions for the same activity.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# do you know this from experience ?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Can you open this jar for me, love?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Ace!
Very Spike Milligan :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# fucking awesome
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# :)
I didn't know if anyone would know the source.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Nearly had a flashback...
but then realised, I was in Another World

As a result of this post I have now learned that the only
connection with the two above mentioned games was Delphine
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# i still haven't completed this game
i should dig my nintendo out and give it another go
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 1:26, archived)
# it's a beautiful game
nothing else quite like it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 2:02, archived)
# They're releasing this on ios and android.
Also woo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# loved that game so much!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Breaking news...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
# there's a dad playing kickabout with his kids on the telly right now
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Oh, the humanity
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Well least it will get Brian May off the sodding roof
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# No...his hair nested
and it's breeding up there.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
UN
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# baby got back
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# clunky chunky
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Dead or alive,
she's coming with me.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:37, archived)
# "Stand back, I've got this one..."
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# :D Winning!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Pneumatic.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Fancy word for 'science'.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha. Hoorahs for robot legs!

*may not be as sexy as your picture
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# This happens all the time
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Ha ha.............\o/...............robot legs rule!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# PISS ROBOT!
\o/
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Awesome
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Gregg is still a pissface.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:16, archived)
# HOW CAN THIS?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Ooh hello you
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# 'lo 'Pot :D x
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a bit in the war.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# METAL!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# IT JUST THIS
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# No dear
Your arse doesn't look big in that.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Yes it does.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# How can this??!

Lookin' quite sturdy there
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:03, archived)
# You like my invention*
*patent pending
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# It's okay
but have you given some thought about how she's supposed to poop yet?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I'm not giving you any of my scientific knowledge, you hack! .........Go back to your lab!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Seems like you're the one doing the industrial espionage, atomic
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# HOWEVER
That's one of my decoy labs
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Yes,...and I burned it down.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# All those innocent decoys :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:09, archived)
# They were guilty of impersonating ducks.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:18, archived)
# She was bitten by a radio active butterfly
And developed the super hero power to turn her legs into robot legs...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# No she didn't.
I invented her.
I am a scientist also.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:24, archived)
# But but but.......
The butterfly is still there!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# MOTHRA!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:50, archived)
# this is not a product of science
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# *OUTRAGE*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:14, archived)
# u am bcum deth, deestrawyer of wurldz, LOL
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
# deadly Scrubbing Bubbles
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:23, archived)
# You know nothing about science.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:31, archived)
# GLOWING JELLYFISH OF DOOM!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# AND nuclear fallout.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Badonk-a-donk
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:08, archived)
# oh yeah
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Cor!
Wonder if i could Robo-cop off with her.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# candles !!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Smuggest Candle ever!
:)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Have at it.
Happy Candles, old timer!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Haha! Cocktastic!
Cheers :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# *Charlie Candles to You!*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this lazy one from me
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Nice stream of piss from the blue one
Can never remember which one of the mascots is Ant and which is Dec.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Both of them are
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] After an aeon of lurkage...
I thought I'd finally get round to posting a comp entry.



Click for bigger (398 kb)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I've got my money on a giant dancing haggis
morris dancing with a bulldog in a Union Jack vest

Top stuff. I'd play along if I could be arsed watching the opening ceremony.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# A fair chunk of this will probably come true.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
I was very tempting to make this NSFW, but then I thought it would be more challenging to make it ridiculous in the hope that the full awfulness of it might actually come true.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Dang, can't watch the clip
Does it involve the 30 Mary Poppins clones fighting a giant Voldemort?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Yes.
It's the most moving, wonderful thing I've ever seen.

It makes me proud to be British.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Is like an outtake from The Day Today
"spare tickets will be given to troops or children"!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Brilliant!
Nelson's arm had me chuckling
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# FP:) TY.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Hmm...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] T.W.A.T (Tosser With A Tazer) - Cheeky Repost!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:23, archived)
# OK shite with you - Have some boobs instead!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] the gun has "gun",
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Shouldn't that be a magnum?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# oomph!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# did he have five licks or six, go ahead MAKE MY DAIRY
99p magnum, strongest icrecream in the world

thats defo a dennis pennis joke
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Smug returns with a fresh croissant
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# All because the lady loves...
...a croissant
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# needs more {= P A R P ! =}
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Watch out, there's a Humphrey about!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# awwh it's not the Frank Muir one
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Olympic flag embarrassment continues...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:29, archived)
# what everyone is thinking
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha fußball lols!
But no football player holds bigoted views, it's been proven in court...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# haha true
in fact the purpose of this pic iis to send up the competence of the Olympic organisers rather than the stereotype of any paticular nationality based upon minor historical misjusdgements :)

*clicks disclaimer box*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:34, archived)
# *files complaint anyway*
You've reminded me how funny disclaimers are on radio adverts... on TV ads they can just put lines of text on the bottom of the screen but on radio they just get someone to read it really fast
'Investmentscangoupaswellasdownforalimitedperiodonlytermsandconditionsapply'
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# you didn't disclaim that :)
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# bad batman joke
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft :)
I had a filling re-set yesterday... I didn't even feel the injection going in - this means I AM HARDCORE
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# next time tell them you don't need an injection
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# But there's nothing quite like
feeling a prick in your mou-WAIT!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Aye love, And pigs might fly....
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:54, archived)
# i don't geddit, de-ris didn't help either
i thought the boy's name was going to be kermit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I nearly did a shoefingers...
The de-ris indicates it was the kid who flew from Manchester to Rome looking for an opportunity to wee.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# what's a shoefingers?
and what's the miss piggy reference? so little questions and so many time
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I just thought the mum was a pig really...
That and an 11 year old "autistic" boy circumventing UK airport security just days before the start of the Olympics is rather amusing.
Al-queda must be training tiny suicide bombers as we speak!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:43, archived)
# haha fair enough, i think i was looking too hard
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:46, archived)
# He kind of looks like he could be the star
of a feel-good Disney movie in the 80s
no, I'm not sure how my thought-processes work either
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
The best thing is the airport 'security' explained that he had been subjected to and passed thorough security checks and as a result no one was at risk. There was mention that he found a ticket, but I'm not sure if that was for the bus to the airport or for the trip to Rome.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
Shoefingers is in the same area as a ris, only takes longer to type and makes a change from a standard ris.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:31, archived)
# What a shitty piece of journalism
I don't get the Miss Piggy reference either...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This'll have the toffs shitting houses of bricks!


(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:53, archived)
#
AKFoxty7?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)
# AK seventy-fox
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# a water pistol ?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Filled with Amazon water, swarming with dick parasites.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:40, archived)
# cunning
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# There's gonna be shrub-ble!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Leaf it out.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I should branch out a bit more.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# You would
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# And they were worried about cats with opposable thumbs
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Thumb-cats will form a posse to take your milk
but thumb-foxes are expert marksmen (or marksfoxes) and WILL always get their man.

Oh and tentative pea-roast time!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Having drawn that
How the fuck do you sleep? Ever?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I don't.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's a twofer
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# he's part of a criminal ring
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Some call it
"The Family"
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# It's all fun and Games until someone loses an O
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Go ahead Punk! Make my day!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Animal Crossing: Let's Fuck Up the City
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# What time is it?
It's gun o'clock.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah!
Boom! Bang! Rat-a-tat!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Or is that blat-a-rat?
I imagine a rat lives in this town somewhere.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Erm...
No.
Soz.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Chamberlain you nearly had him...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:16, archived)
# If I had a time machine I'd go back and kill Hitler
Then replace him. It must have been so much fun to be Hitler
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Say goodbye to your Nazi balls
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:27, archived)

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