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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:43, archived)
# wankghost
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:54, archived)
# It gets lonely walking the earth for eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
# ghostwank
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10907146
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10907141
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:27, archived)
# whostgank
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:34, archived)
# Shit in a sock and put it in the freezer
I'll be there tomorrow and we'll suck it together
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 4:00, archived)
# take me to your litre
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:46, archived)
# Does your mum know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:01, archived)
# i think so
why
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:11, archived)
# I used to work as a security guard in a specialist waxwork museum, dedicated to erstwhile 70s child star, Leif Garrett.
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I didn't really have a good answer for that, so I just selected something from autocomplete. So as not to seem rude, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:14, archived)
# I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom*
/ac :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:18, archived)
# Arrgh - my fucking ears!!
/ac
there seem to be disappointingly few whole sentences to choose from in my autocomplete.
I'll have to remember to do better in future so as to be ready in case I ever find myself in this situation again.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:22, archived)
# That looks like the Japanese version of goatse
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:12, archived)
# egad
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Clean up in aisle 6
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 4:26, archived)
#
(Nothing127, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Damnit - I'm half way through an almost identical joke.
No point finishing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:49, archived)
# So isn't anal sex, but not on my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:53, archived)
# That is the most magnificent sentence I've ever read in the English language.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:00, archived)
# it's almost as if dave's hacked mofoha's account
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Thanks...I invented it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:23, archived)
# show off
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Just a snip of a movie coming out later in the month.
Also: mofaha is a thief.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:28, archived)
# You never deliver on these movies.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:42, archived)
# I should buy a camera first.
That would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:27, archived)
# Use your phone
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:32, archived)
# It didn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:48, archived)
# can I ask what the fuck that's all about?
where's the source?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Oh fuck...it's a long story, and the search doesn't work.
mofaha's Greek Marcher started it.
And Boris said 'It's a Greek thing."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10836515#post10836537
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:38, archived)
# cheers folks!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Men over 20,
who dress up like this - albeit for a cheap midweek gig in a pokey cellar - they're are being sarcastic, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:33, archived)
# I'm listening to Immortal and this drummer is serious as Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:35, archived)
# I had to google 'immortal'
I only recognised abbath from having to google before when he was mentioned somewhere here.
Although I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time listening to that kind of music, I can see the appeal.
It's just the silly clothes and make-up. I mean, really.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# You can project your soul into them and discover newfound powers.
Destroy worlds!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:04, archived)
# Not really.
You might briefly bemuse you grandparents, but it's hard to imagine much else coming of it all and I still don't why you'd want to dress up like that.
Keeps them off the streets, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:21, archived)
# The shadow world does not live by light alone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 3:26, archived)
# Is that a Greek thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 4:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:13, archived)
# now do Fetal Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:26, archived)
# you're welcome.


I mispelled comedian
(Nothing127, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 1:50, archived)
# haha like the way you got a poor lookie-likey :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Jan 2013, 2:10, archived)
# Piss in my toaster and call me Deirdre
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 4:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *avoids Stephen Fry joke*



(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:11, archived)
# oh, clikt :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# haha
I'd pay to watch this
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)
# It couldn't be as shit as the original
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:24, archived)
# haven't seen it
so i'm calling that a win
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# This remains one of the best things ever.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I imagine...
Lister is the scarecrow due to his raggedy appearance, while Rimmer is Dorothy purely for the humiliation and good use of squeaky-voice. (tinman and cowardly lion are obvious of course).

Holly for the wizard?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 12 Jan 2013, 3:31, archived)
# I can't see that image without thinking
of Manic's one man bandwagon that went on forever.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:54, archived)
# haha there were some great ones in that huge collection, I also did a Red Dwarf one


and a Trek one

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:29, archived)
# On a heavier note, please have,,,

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# no, you're not
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)
# lets not argue and fight over who ate who
this is supposed to be a happy occasion
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# It came here for an argument
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)
# room 12a
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# No it's not
May not be true.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)
# you toffee nosed, malodorous pervert
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# I must
be grotesque, no?
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
# relax
we're quoting 'the argument sketch', badly, and in the wrong order

proper version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:11, archived)
# pfft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The empire plans everything in advance.


Click for bigger (206 kb)
Because it can.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)
# haha i like this
god save the queen ron weasley - :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# You read the IPSUM?
I found him. HIM!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:32, archived)
# arse ron weasly?
What the Dickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Nicely though a tad odd
which is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:40, archived)
# I wanted
To show how everything, even the unforeseeable, was all very predictable and not worth a flurry of of single eyebrow during the empire.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
# few things as terrible and funny as this original clip
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# yes, it's terribly funny
and i didn't spot the white bit from her shoulder when i made this gif. it's ok. i know i'm shit.

also, MTV classic are playing '40 greatest 90's dance anthems'. at number nine was www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC8UBACz0KM and number eight www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvT-H4Du9A

what the complete and total FUCK, MTV?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:00, archived)
# not watched mtv since 1987 or so, at first a statement, now I'm too old
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)
# muahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:56, archived)
# prince charles is throbbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:04, archived)
# the new toy for gun nuts everywhere
(jim, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# is this grassy knoll taken?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# there's a 'c' there, but no 'u' 'n' or 't'!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] EPIC xmas specials in the uk ;P
(orbojunglist, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)
# this deserves a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Wake up sheeple...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# as a fan of the Illuminati and Magic: The Gathering
this pleases me

spotify:track:50dcEB31QnSdy7CyL7VrX7 (Fantasy by Earth, Wind & Fire)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# man he fucking lost it big time
I first came acros him (not literally) in "that Austin Incident" when he introduces Doug Stanhope and nearly gets into a fight

shame as I've seen him talk passionately, and I agree with some of his principles, but he just LOST IT big time!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:38, archived)
# I do wonder how much he believes in it himself
and how much is trolling for attention's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit post number 1,923
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot and shit - SPORTLOLS!

and

edit: ^white space party! (no, i can't be arsed to fix, it's only 6KB anyway)
edit2: the top one is 6KB, the white space party is 15KB. sorry for wasting your retina time :D )
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Snarf!
I think I'll live.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 11 Jan 2013, 8:18, archived)
# Lets all giggle at The Dark Knight Rises....


Click for bigger (243 kb)
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
#

spotify:track:4gQjYJkJ4uV6CveTwmycy8 (Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)
#

spotify:track:5hNJqMM6xAKTACJ7PRzENh (Pretend We're Dead by L7)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Quick call in backup! We're about to be beheaded.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# it's ok. islam is a tolerant religion
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# ALLAH IS A CUNT
(damn, i don't have a picture of allah to prove it. may have to make one.)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# it's ok, i'm a Muslim
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# it's ok, i'm atheist
which means i can take the piss out of any religion i choose :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of bally discipline needed here...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# I wish this was true!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I'll have to try 'what the dickens' tomorrow
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Why? Do you work in a Victorian library?
Also, nice Nick Cave story on your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Yes, but if we still had the empire it would be British ON the moon,
not just helping out.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Waiting for Wallace and Gromit
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# "Are you ready for the photo Dave?"
"Do you mind, Am Trina av a Fag!"
(Testicles just for you, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Likes Mini
Would still probably rust even on the Moon
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)
# What the FUCK is that CUNT doing on MY stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# DAMNIT FLAN, YOU SAID I COULD START THE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# That time already?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# The perils of film promotion
At time of posting, just about to be on Channel 4 News. De-ris here...

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/quentin-tarantino-tells-interviewer-you-cant-make-me-dance-im-not-a-monkey-8446660.html

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# damn you hogans
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)

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