I think it's time for a big screen "reimagining"
They could get Julian Assange to play John Inman's character
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:19,
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something, something pussy / 'ere arfur, something something.and then delboy trigger falls through the recently opened sales counter. how we laughed...
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:30,
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Or hahaha that time when Rene went down the hill in a bathtub hitting cars with a branch as he passed them while not mentioning the war, that was pretty rofl
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:49,
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Ha Ha yesthen the emu attacked Grace Jones and Anthea Turner set her head on fire...
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:56,
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anthea turner's hair caught fire after she headbutted jon bon jovihit him so hard her tit fell out at the superdish
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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such a cheery facehe can't be all bad surely
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Once the news jobbers make the picture of him black and white, add sinister music, vignetting and a slow zoomHe will look terrifying.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:04,
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wasn't he sacked for not remaining silent?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:00,
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Pffft
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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I guess all that food caught up with him
Click for bigger (77 kb)
Not my pic, this is my sister's handiwork! :)
eXOBeX,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 2:24,
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RIS-ing a bit here,is that the dickhead Merkin who goes around eating stupid amounts of shit food for a living? When his organs and digestive system break down he's going to be FUBAR, in so many ways no amount of money can fix him.
(
uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:33,
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Smash Smash Smaoosh!
PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer.,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 23:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Stop Motion Animation"){kind=small}
:D cliktalso, this is a work in progress, filmed in stop-go-rotate-o-matic-o-vision
finally finished with papier mache, them letters were fiddly as fuck.
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 1:09,
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finally finished with papier mache, them letters were fiddly as fuck.
I decry the lack of woo this is receiving.Woo. And indeed Yay.
I plan to reserve Hoopla for the finished version.
That is all.
(I plan to reserve Hoopla for the finished version.
That is all.
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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the finished version won't be animatedbut it will have some nice paint. (acrylic, not ms)
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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I was aiming for a bungee jump effect, but I'm amused enough by this one for the moment!
barnesy,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 21:49,
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it didn't break - the first few weren't very good at realising how much it would stretch.But at least their deaths helped give a little more sense of depth...
( barnesy,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Hahaha"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE"
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 23:10,
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haha!you should faceswap neo with obama for topical politi-lols
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 21:56,
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He would be a great barrister ..... though possibly not conniving enough
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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In space no one can hear you.... oh unless you have a mic!
Frogbeat,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:15,
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By the way is it ok to upload gifs close to the limit?I heard that might have an arse widening effect because of slow connections in UK
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:05,
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I think the vast majority of the UK is still on dialup, 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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I get my Internet delivered every Saturday by a chap from the village Frightfully good service.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:11,
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But I heard you had gotten a rack-mounted 2400bps modem for Christmas....I guess it won't work when there are no wires on your property
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:15,
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I just have a QuillotronicBut my sister, Hetty, is very good at handwriting recognition.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:56,
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I still browse b3ta through a Super Nintendo. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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also, woo! to your self-popping balloon-bird-scissor PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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I have entitled this challenging piece "Dario Argento's Tomato."
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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Correct, Captain Howdy! Congratulations!Your tomato is on its way to you.
P.S. Thankyou so much for the link. I'm going to bed soon and I'll have frightmares now.
(P.S. Thankyou so much for the link. I'm going to bed soon and I'll have frightmares now.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:28,
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I didn't know Steven Seagal was in that ( 1:13 ) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:47,
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Ha! Ha!I think he played the cook.
*edit*
(*edit*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 21:08,
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Oh, Moggy....you silly forrin type.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 7:14,
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ha haAnd I see the shouty brigade, saw off the fella trying to do something for charity. Good work chaps....slow claps
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:20,
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Hands in the air - my faultI'm a little hung over still and thought I'd posted in /talk - fair game really though
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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Not at all This place is hardly brimming with stuff at the moment / everAnd I noticed most of the people complaining were hardly adding pics tbh.
A few people on here could stop being such an uptight arses and either help or stop whining.
Bung your think up over on link board and good luck with it!
(A few people on here could stop being such an uptight arses and either help or stop whining.
Bung your think up over on link board and good luck with it!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:24,
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Personally I enjoy the exaggerated outrage against minor trangressions.B3ta is like the Daily Mail in some ways.
(
Shlvng,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 1:25,
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should be funthey do a lot for charity over there
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:36,
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Lovely caring people on /talk. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:48,
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when you're unpleasant looking, you have to be kind PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:59,
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*sings*'our hands are in the air
and i swear, they always are
you're fucked if you do
and fucked if you don't
fivestopmothersuperiorrain'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukt212_j-w8
(and i swear, they always are
you're fucked if you do
and fucked if you don't
fivestopmothersuperiorrain'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukt212_j-w8
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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Usual etiquetteis to comment on someone else's post and put your message as a PS.
That said, ideally you could photoshop or paintmash something and put whatever message you want below it.
(That said, ideally you could photoshop or paintmash something and put whatever message you want below it.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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hahahafirst one of these that's made me lol
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 23:29,
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The perspective on this has broken my brain :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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I have referred this to technical support...Apparently the perspective is fine and it is likely your eyes that are rubbish, as a workaround please repost with a magenta cock covering the centre of the image. If that doesn't work please turn off your computer. No, that's all just turn it off.
(,
Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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I probably prefer cows to horses. They have nicer eyes and less of an attitude. As such, I'm kind of glad that we have been eating horses instead.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:37,
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I was quite happy to have been eating horses...Just a worry that they might be full of all kinds of vets drugs :-$
a) I hope I don't develop shiny legs and a brisk canter.
b) I hope they actually bring out a range of horse based products for 99p.
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:26,
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a) I hope I don't develop shiny legs and a brisk canter.
b) I hope they actually bring out a range of horse based products for 99p.
Black BeautyYou've read the book
You've seen the film
Now eat the cast!
Horse burgers, 99p for 4
(You've seen the film
Now eat the cast!
Horse burgers, 99p for 4
eXOBeX,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:16,
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Also,Horses eat grass. Cows chew their own sick.
Not sure what my point is, tbh.
(Not sure what my point is, tbh.
DogHorse plop,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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Not forgettingthat some cattle are fed on a diet of shit.
Click for news link
(Click for news link
eXOBeX,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 20:14,
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Because the file was so large, I've had to put my animation ofthis fella onto YouTube.
Click to play.
(Click to play.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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It is very highresolution. You may need to upgrade your internet.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:30,
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i just had to comment on that wonderful piece :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:31,
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It's a bit low polyis it for a game?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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Moving. Contemporary. Sensual. A triumph......
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:31,
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:)
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:36,
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haha, su're have! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:16,
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Hooves? Long face? Seen hanging around in fields? Taste lovely?*checks list again*
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:32,
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Nice one...Took me a second look to spot it, anyone got their phone number? ;-)
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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I didn't think Andrex went far enough with their new Scrunch or Fold campaign so I came up with some more options:
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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Nice work :)although I think one of the tag team participants isn't enjoying it as much as the other...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:12,
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This is great.How long have you worked in advertising? {;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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RDLI looks like he's enjoying his rumage there....I'v not used bog roll since I was 17, stick the shower head up it and have a scrub
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:45,
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is there always a shower available?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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Um-chuka, eh-chuka! Can you smell what it is, yet?
Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:46,
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Sad times, did we have a rememberance thread or was the pain too much for everyone?
I only remembered to check the date yesterday by looking back at b3tards account, to discover I'd missed it...Goes off for a cry....
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:00,
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Is the last one Canilingus.
woo.
(woo.
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:00,
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i fold mine into little origami birds PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:32,
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Bizarre market research is bizarre :)Not seen it on the box here
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:49,
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In my case, a lot of cheese is involved mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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Tea into laptop.Puppy, Brillant!
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care.,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:22,
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hahahahahanice one toast face
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 22:38,
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I go for the manpon Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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Bit quiet this afternoon.Have a pootle...
De-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_live
(De-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_live
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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whereasbit fed up with "cool" T-shirt sites tbh
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:10,
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For sure.I'd never encourage the purchase of one of those, I just like the sentiment.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:20,
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whereas a real slogan for the uk would be more like"you're fucked, we don't care"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:21,
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Bit like the Thatcher Era.......where we had a "rigid taxidermist policy"
ie stuff everybody
(,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 23:40,
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ie stuff everybody
Either put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:47,
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I'd buy glasses thatdid the inverse and replaced Keep Calm posters with something... anything else.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Feb 2013, 18:41,
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