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[challenge entry] Someone had to do it.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# You didn't HAVE to...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# i liked it
even if it's more likely to be a freezer than a fridge
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Spock is not fascinated.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Fucking frozen tribble trouble.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Spock cannot fascinate.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm Buttman
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Wargh!
If it was Goatse, would it be the Gaped Crusader?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Have I missed the newsletter this week?
It is Friday, right?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# mo sign of it so far
it's sunny, maybe rob's exploded
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Ben ASSleck more like!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Yay!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# "Do ya want some blow?"
"Errr, I'll pass."
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# *prepares for spang*
Now that's a film about crack.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:44, archived)
# AND HIS ASS!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Cheeky
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha - he looks like that bum mouthed fella in star wars that got his arm cut off

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:02, archived)
# O_O
A lot of ass today.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:48, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
she loves it
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# It's good that
her maj gets time out to enjoy herself :D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your queen?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I imagine her animatronic body sitting headless on a nearby bench.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# fiddy diddy
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You loony.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
And reminds me of Iannucci's paper house:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIezBv9Lb78
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Haha - i was just about to post that :-D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# kid kant spel lolz
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Excuse me, but how exactly does one suck a fuck?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# When does 595 = 404 ?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] a deal sealed!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Such a cheeky bastard!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# looks like pol pot's cambodian seal genocide fridge
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Flaming shithammers on standby
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's next weeks wanks sorted out !!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Boris says: "It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like."

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:52, archived)
# *throws holy water at screen*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# "Holy Water?" Pull the other one
You are sat there looking at this image with a big smile on yer face.

You dirty fecker.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Oh god YES
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Oh god NO
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# At least this one's wearing more than just underwear...
Holy shuddering fuck.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# less of this
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Haha fucking hell
that is EROTIC
*clicks, saves to wank bank*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] eek
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Eek!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# wikil..eek!
is that Assange's head in the freezer?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# It's Jack from The shining :)
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)
# In 2150, every household will have Assange's cloned head in the freezer
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# The future is bleak.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# were iz da phewmanism ?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Phew phew phew lasers!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# FATALITY
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# In, 5, 4, 3 ......
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha! Okay, I guess enough's enough.
Confession time!

I'm not really from Japan. In, fact I'm not even female.

My name's not Dave (close though) and I'm not from Basingstoke (close though).

Alright you fuckers, any questions?

XD Thanks XD

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# When did you first start spelling your username with a lower-case "L" rather than an upper-case "i"?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Damn it!
:D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Shhhh
Let's see how many people notice and get all excited at the "revelation"...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Delete this post, quick.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Then who the hell is THIS?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# who's stalking who?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Not so much "Stalking" as "Monitoring"
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Mmmm... the sweet taste of blood milk.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Wowzors!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I think this must rank in the top 5 most disturbing things I've seen here
Congratulations
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# English - Portuguese - Japanese - English
Ha ha ha! I think I am good enough enough, the [OK].
Confession time!

In fact, I'm not really from Japan, but I'm not a woman.

Dave my name is not in (but close) Stoke I'm not from (but is close).

Bastards, all right, question?

Thanks XD XD
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Well now, an excellent cartoon
and a link to some hairy tits.

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

Fucking furries.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# That guy holding the gun to your head, forcing you to look -
Doesn't he ever go for a piss or something?
I mean, you've clearly got interent access, you could alert the authorities or something then delete recent history - he'd never know...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# I am unsure what to say to this
it appears to be drivel?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Well, that's not very nice, is it?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# HUUUGE tracts of land...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Thanks for reply :)
You are very generous.
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] someone needs a shower


seriously? no one's gone there yet? am I the onbly one base enough to lower myself and strip myself of any integrity to garner a half groan out of you folks?
Jebus! what have the interwebs come to these days!


enjoy!

xxx
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Smeg cheese
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# it's well churned!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# chob-knees.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# eurgh
just as i bite into a cheese roll, too
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Gorgonzola?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Parmesan
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# hard cheddar
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# As my name would suggest, I like this.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# *dofs cap* :)
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:31, archived)
# And... good afternoon to you all.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Haha, just spotted the pilot!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# ITLING 2
also: Crotch strap, best of all straps.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# TITLING 2
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# CLITLING 2
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# SHITLING 2: THE DEATH OF A MEME
and an innocent little girl
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Oh
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# what's the deal with this cat?
apart from it being the biggest cat in the world!!!!



(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Apparently, it's fucking hilarious.
It's been FP'd about 10 times already.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# ahhhhh
well it's a cool cat for sure! :)
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] /coat
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# ...will make a man of you :)
Interesting vid to that song as well...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
#
The family and I saw one of these at a high end home furnishings store in Tyson's Corner mall (near Washington DC).
(, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Nick loves face paint.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# hehe, I like to give him a black eye*
*that's not a euphemism
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Nnnnk
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# ZEBRA
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# zebras are shit
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# so's your mum
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# so'z all da dutch bitchez
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# lololololol
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# LOLz we have fun at b3ta
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahah, this one tickles me :)
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Aww
Sad panda-boy.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] NAUGHTY shop
Gum is realllllyyyy expensive these days
A different type of naughty — Unedited.
Heroin
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# is it sweet or salted?
i've got some pick 'n' mix...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# no one seemed to mind someone posting a picture of themselves holding their cock in front of the Whitehouse the other day
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:42, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Iron Man 4 just looks weird :(
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# b3ta is for edited images only that you've made yourself and you've ruined it all now and I hope you're happy
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# "Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo."
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# yeah! do something like this:
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Hardly have to bother,
When ASDA have 'Cock Flavour Soup' and ALDI are selling 'Benefit Flakes'...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# catz kant spelll
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] science
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha :)
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# That'll teach him to go for cheep chrome plated instead of real stainless!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# I love the sag at the end :)
/ac
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
wonderful.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Dawn of Samsung
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Look, down there vvv
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# I think that's the same background image that I used in my version.
on Thu 22 Aug, 10:47.
www.b3ta.com/board/10999118

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# batfleck!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Is that Happytoast in his mods uniform
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# B&!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
# I'd like to think this is how he dresses when he's on patrole!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# That's silly
we all know the mods only operate while completely nude
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# I bet taking your clothes off in an open office just to ban someone raises a few eyebrows
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# that's the only thing it raises!
am i right folks? am I right?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Ya not wrong!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:03, archived)
# thank you!
don't forget to tip your waitress...
i'm here all week...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# will do....
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Like some kind of Spanish policeman.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Moderators 4 justice.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# He's like a father to me
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# smaller codpiece
much smaller
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] fridges of the famous
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Bastard
Now I would quite like a pork pie.

And chocolate.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# get some spinach down
build them muscles up
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
Sorry couldn't resist...

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:21, archived)
# heh heh
he started as a young boy dissecting frogs apparently...then his hobby grew :(
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Jeffrey used to bring home roadkill, roadkill
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
definitely not suitable for vegetarians
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# hull >
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# haha, but now I want pie...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# you don't need to keep tinned products
in a fridge.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# dya think
popeye now eats that spinach in a bag, proper 'fresh' stuff?
or sticks with the canned goods?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:12, archived)
# You drink warm beer?
Ewww....
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# My mate bought some of that uncle bens precooked rice, than put it in the freezer!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)

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