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The Enemy of the World is Not Enough

A little something I've been fiddling with since the BBC found the very James Bond influenced 60's Doctor Who story "The Enemy of the World".

Based on the Brosnan "The World is Not Enough" poster I made a lot of it monochrome as I'd never noticed the flames were supposed to be continents before.

medium - large - and the source

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:24, archived)

Excellent work! :D

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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)

thanks :-)

took a while!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)

i do not understand this

but it's still good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)

edited with trailer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Ckdpvg22w I'm easily excited

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:39, archived)

oooo, nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)

Top!

Now do NOLF :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)

I'm allowed to - I live there

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:56, archived)

never could snog a bloke who stares like that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)

Sings: "You never close your eyes when we kiss any more..."

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)

no, no, you're thinking of legs, not eyes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)

Pffft!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)

I guess a Gulag would be have been the Soviet alternative to Brighton

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)

Gaylag

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)

fucking pussy! get it down your neck!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)

also

my computer is now properly knackered. borrowing this one for an hour or so just to be able to check my messages. hopefully, i'll get lucky and win enough money to buy a secondhand one from cashies. if not, fuck knows when i'll be back online :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)

What's your budget?

"Budget? What's that?" I hear you say...

[And desktop or laptop?)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)

budget at the moment is nil

as i'm still saving for a new fridge freezer. i want a laqptop, but i need a fridge freezer. usually when i want something, i'll spend a pound or two on a scratchcard and win the money. sounds weird, but it;s paid for most of my electrical goods :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)

Know anyone who can get one to you from East London?

I have a pc that the 'on' button doesn't work, but otherwise is fine, but I can't be arsed fixing because I use my laptop all the time now anyway.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)

sadly not :(

my family are pretty much all liverpool-based and skint. then again, i think everyone's skint now. thanks, though :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)

Scousers eh?

Well then surely one of them could nick one for you...

*runs*

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)

pff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)

You tried Freecycle.org, Smashy?

Usually something on there when I need something. Try your local one.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)

hadn't even thought of that, thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)

I don't think the original one worked, either

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)

it's a very small glass

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:11, archived)

Alternate caption

"Take that pathetic little glass away, and bring me a PINT!"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)

i approve of this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:16, archived)

or, "white wine with red meat?

are you insane?"

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)

Haha

But that would have been better for "First world problems" week...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)

Oh, she's still about :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)

Hahahaha!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)

arfski!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)

Women! Know you place!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)

men! know when to run like fuck!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:43, archived)

ha ha ha!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)

i ran into an old coronation street actor the opther day

well, when i say "ran into" i mean "he tripped and went face-first into my cleavage"
boy, did i have reg on my lace!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:22, archived)

YES!!!!!!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)

Has he just emerged from an interview for the post of Del Monte sales rep?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:20, archived)

Somyadye Shomde

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:22, archived)

I know not strictly UK

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)

Riot against the rule breaker!

I'm a bit lost in this "Modern Britain" compo I've not lived there in almost 10 years

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:26, archived)

imagine how shit it is

then double it.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)

Hey man, it's not *that* bad

He should quadruple it.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)

keep it soviet

~~quadruple~~ quadruble

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)

it's hard to imagine

Australia's been going gangbusters the whole time, didn't even have a recession. The politicians have managed to convince most aussies they've got it bad, somehow.

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)

doom porn

it's like crack.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)

sells lots of papers

attracts lots of votes

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)

Bottom picture is slightly limp.

Click for bigger (98 kb)

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:54, archived)

i'd tried this angle

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)

Befuddled minds think alike

The caption for your pic is "Isolate body from electricity supply"

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)

sound advice I'd say.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:02, archived)

oh, i dunno...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)

ha ha

my favouritest so far :)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)

arrogant quo, laughing while the workers work

in soviet russia, workers work on quo.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)

In Soviet Russia

The Quo Sets Status!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:38, archived)

Hahhahahha

Office Lols*

*But only the dog heard it cos I work at home, so perhaps it doesn't count.

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)

oh no, it counts.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:16, archived)

Very british?

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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:07, archived)

dunno yet, let's see what the finger has when she pulls out

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:10, archived)

hey how is everyone's internet experience tonight

let's have a good time orderly people

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)

you wise guy

we need proof that Mofaha is still alive

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:19, archived)

I hope he is, I'd feel terrible if he was dead and we were joking about it

I mean, he's OLD.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:22, archived)

i no rite?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)

I'M BACK, AND I'M WORSE

NOW FUCK YOU ALL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)

how does one get worse than dead?

And where the fuck are your cats?!? I drove that 10 minute drive from Missouri to Joisee to save your sorry a(r)s(s)e and noone was home

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:46, archived)

Hey pedro you're in America can you please check in on him

I think he's in a place called Jersey if you know which highway to take

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)

It's just one short, straight road. And it's blue, which is the easiest road colour to follow.

straight road. And it's blue which is the easiest road colour to follow.I'm not sure how big America is but it shouldn't be more than a 10 minute journey.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)

please post updates

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)

I expect Pedro is about half way there by now.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)

This is weird. Mofaha just disappeared from the map.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)

He's behind you!

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fuscous, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)

Something's wrong. Pedro hasn't moved for ages.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)

He's probably fallen in that giant blue river

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)

Are they travelling by Hot Air balloon?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)

do not be sad on internet

www.b3ta.com/board/7551074

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)

rasterflaps are soo 2007

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)

Go onnn, have a good rummage

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)

British-er

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)

TACDBFOAP

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:02, archived)

the east is so red right now

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)

hahahah

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)

silly and funny -> click

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)

Haha, me likey

My hair used to be like that *sighs*

Chris's I mean, not the woman's

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

That's no lady! Look at that left hand

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:29, archived)

That should have been the last verse.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)

In Soviet Russia, instructions take you. No, we take instructions. No, erm...

instructions take you. No we take instructions. No erm...

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)

Haha, the bottom right pic is excellent, poor lil guy :D

And because I haven't posted it for ages: HE'S WELDED HIS HANDS TO THAT BOOKLET

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)

Ha!

paper cuts for the rest of his life

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)

And this image led to another image, with hilarious* consequences.

* may be lies

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)

are you a gun

are you a sales gun

we are aggressibly recruiting sales hunters

sales supastores only please apply

please note: must make 300 calls per day or dont bother

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)

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(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:43, archived)

Hehe, charity begins at home, y'know...

She's not gonna get very far with those til her mate turns up

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)

And she should keep her back straight when lifting

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:48, archived)

I felt authentically stalinist airbrushing out all the bits of the originals I didn't want

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)

I heard he had a yeast infection.

Also *click* :))

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:41, archived)

Cheers, and a big man-hug for you - really hope things get better

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:56, archived)

Yogurt?

_{Sorry, it did read a little like that though.}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)

HOPE LIES WITH THE ROLLS

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)

she really is a rainbow depressing thunder cunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:30, archived)

Latest moving picture production from government approved Hollywood distribution centre

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)

Went to see this last night.

Absolutely bloody amazing. So have a click.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:59, archived)

going to see it at IMAX

at weekend, looks awesome. I'll add this here also:

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:01, archived)

She could just be shouting for a glass in a northern pub...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)

She could just be shouting ~~for a glass~~ in a northern pub...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)

The Lives Of Others

Sorry if bindun.

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xandmi, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)

Ah, but how do you know

he's not just listening to The Archers?

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:28, archived)

He's not comatose?

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:36, archived)

He looks like he's getting that way

The strains of 'Sailing By' will finish him off by bedtime

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)

basement Obama is listening to you masturbate

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)

Great film. Great shoppage.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)

Ahtahta! Uncovered at last

and he kind of reminds me of Faceache from Buster

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)

Following the Cap'n's post...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)

hahaa, the eyebrows suit him

could be a touch more Ming the Merciless though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)

I can just see IDS

with that big collar now...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:25, archived)

Just got back in.

NICE ONE! What a vile creature that man is.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:30, archived)

What a vile ~~creature~~ weapons peddling, vote of no-confidence from his own party, discredited author, lied about his education, cunt that man is.

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)

I actually hope he keeps the job.

It make the chances of them getting back in much less likely.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)

He lied about his education multiple times across multiple institutions

This would disqualify you from any job in the world...except running the fucking country it appears.

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)

Cheers, and agreed, he positively oozes

I probably should have tagged it in case he tries to put copies of it up in the ATOS offices...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:46, archived)

here, here

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)

Hahahahah.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)

The number on the blade was the total number of people who have died following unsuccessful assessments since the French IT company were given the job to assess the sick and disabled using non-medical trained staff.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)

ATOS really is like a bad dream :(

I've just realised he's a dead ringer for 70s TV stalwart George A Cooper
radiosoundsfamiliar.com/resources/Familiar_Faces/C/George%20A%20Cooper%203.jpg
(Cooper was more enjoyable to watch, of course)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 13:22, archived)

Oh yes.

I remember him :)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)

Looking forward to HS2

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)

Thomas the Tank.

Full stop.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:10, archived)

Nuts

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)

Haha! Better red than dead.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)

Bloody Commie squirrels!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

Great work

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)

*protects nuts*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)

*reports Pedro*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)

so I go from 'internet bully' to 'red menace'?

or am I both now?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:47, archived)

I refuse to engage with a 'red'.

Leave me alone.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)

Ginger balls

(gijoel, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)

"We will fight them in the beech trees"

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:56, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)

critical out-of-coffee error

tried to fix spelling on that single line 3 times and only got more typos...

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)

I think you got away with it!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)

haha

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)

Nicely! :D

*click

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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)

Nice!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)

Sustenance, comrades :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)

Very nice

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)

That's a cracker!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)

No these are crackers, Queen crackers!

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)

You've forgotten the cheese, Gromit!

Gromit!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:45, archived)

Gotta go with the cheese EVERY time!

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Q4nobody, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)

why not have

Cheesus

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)

mmmm, that just makes me want to nibble that royal nose even more now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)

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