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[challenge entry] Things could've been very different….

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:50, archived)
# aww
I wanted to see him try to fit inside the casing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:52, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Hah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Bloody hell!!! Office yelps
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:20, archived)
# It is now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Yup
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Pffft!
#savethegay
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] "listen to this fackin' crowd!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:02, archived)
# How did they get a 1980s mobile phone in 1966?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:18, archived)
# They've been standing there for almost 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# the money those footballers were on?!
easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you autocomplete...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll stick this in here so as not to completely overtake the board
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
This deserves more clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Always thought he looked a shifty bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, archived)
# haha, you're busy this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, archived)
# I have the morning off
and I feel somehow responsible for this challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Worst challenge ever.
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:05, archived)
# I am sorry
I think I prefer Paxo against the dinosaurs too
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!! :D
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] To be fair the reception was terrible before...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:45, archived)
# clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:56, archived)
# :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:53, archived)
# love this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] wiki


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Non-violent protext
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of selfies...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:10, archived)
# That's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Did he glue an iPhone to his hand to make sure he wasn't holding it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:17, archived)
# If nobody minds
I might go and edit that thumb...
[edit] hmm, not sure that's helped...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:19, archived)
# can you sort the bottom left corner of the picture out
it's bothering me that it's slightly out...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# again not sure that's helped
I'm going to leave it alone now...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:47, archived)
# A great idea, I can see why it would be difficult to get it looking right.
Can't you make the hand bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Wonderful!
I have no helpful comments to help you improve this picture as I think you have done a fantastic job.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Spendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Yes
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:39, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Superb Moley!
Yet how sadly true, poor buggers. What a waste :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Well, thanks for reminding me of the ending of "Blackadder goes Forth"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:32, archived)
# haha nice one Moley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "i have a phone"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# He's very proud of it, isn't he?
isn't he?:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:12, archived)
# iHave a dream
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:46, archived)
# iSee what u did there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "hang on, we're gonna go through a tunnel"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Should've had an HTC.
Too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:26, archived)
# his mrs has a HTC
he wanted a white phone to go with the white house.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Ahoy hoy!

Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers going into the newsletter. From your suggestions, we've got:

Songs with meaning - Does a song mean something special? Were you listening to 'I should be so lucky' as the binman ran over your cat?

School discos - Slow-dancing on your own after a failed attempt to get a girl called Michelle to notice you. I am over that now. OVER IT.

Theft - Would you care to own up to the B3ta police? Despite my efforts to make amends, WHSmith aren't interested in my confessing to stealing a 35p packet of rub-down lettering in 1984. Or have you been the victim?

Job Interview Disasters - Sitting opposite the stern-face manager, I used my upside-down reading skills to learn what he thought of the previous candidate. It just said "Total cunt" and I burst out laughing. Still got the job, so the bar must have been particularly low.






Vote closes around lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:58, archived)
#
Vote QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:02, archived)
# We can but hope.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Songs with meaning?
So that's like Mix Tapes, only with about 1/12th of the content owing to the lower number of tracks, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# But then again,
1/12th of the whining?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:12, archived)
# I think 12 times the whining.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Everyone's a whiner baby, that's the truth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# I have an interview tomorrow...

I hope this isn't a bad omen :-(
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Chat up line failures.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:45, archived)
# oh, that's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:49, archived)
# i think she would've had a white i-phone
classy bird like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Stop the challenge
We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:30, archived)
# ha ha!
...also, i wish i could speak in Courier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Only journalists are allowed to speak in courier
Us normal civilians have to put up with ariel or helvetica

The upper classes use Times New Roman
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:37, archived)
# I am a forrin, so I am allowed to speak Lucida Console
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
# haha, it would work, but people are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] A turtle-drawn Logo CDC


logo.twentygototen.org/

RESET PENUP COLOR [255 0 255]
TO BALL PENDOWN MAKE "R 0 REPEAT 61 [ CIRCLE :R MAKE "R :R + 0.5 ] PENUP END
TO SHAFT PENDOWN MAKE "X 0 REPEAT 41 [ FORWARD 200 LEFT 180 FORWARD 200 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 1 RIGHT 90 ] PENUP END
TO PUBE FORWARD 20 PENDOWN FORWARD 40 PENUP RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 END
TO PUBES LEFT 30 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 210 END
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 100 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 BALL
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 10 RIGHT 90 SHAFT
RIGHT 90 FORWARD 21 LEFT 90 FORWARD 220 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 220 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 COLOR [0 0 0] PENWIDTH 5 PUBES RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 PUBES

I see someone else has been drawing a CDC there.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Brilliant work chap
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:40, archived)
# DEDICATION
that's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:53, archived)
# You can try and fool me with photoshoppery
But I'd recognise that crotch anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:56, archived)
# would you still recognise mine? ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:11, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 16:54, archived)
#
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 4:44, archived)
# Can't read it :(
Maybe white text would be more readable?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 4:46, archived)
#
done. *grovels
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 5:04, archived)
# Haha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:06, archived)
# now you can read it could you explain it? im clueless
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 5:37, archived)
# Nope.
But at least we can read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:07, archived)
# ive just got marvin gaye in my head, might smoke some rock and shoot my dad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:29, archived)
# I just looked that up
and apparently Marvin gave his dad the gun that he shot him with as a christmas present. So on the one hand it's ironic and tragic, but on the other hand it's always nice to see someone using something you've given them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:59, archived)
#
It's the ringtone of "I love horses, Best of all the animals"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Actually a real question...
can anyone advise on the best font for a toap? I always end up farting about with trying different ones :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:06, archived)
# comic sans, next question
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:07, archived)
# But what shade of brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:09, archived)
# just not too brown man
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Did the millenium falcon turntable make the jump in to hyperspace or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:15, archived)
# haha!
it just vanished right before my very eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:17, archived)
# ???
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:27, archived)
# :D
still no word on your icon... did you donate too much money perhaps? maybe the mods that handle the money have taken it and run to Rio
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Ha! Nope
that'll teach me to fall for yet another 419 scam....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Have you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 4:34, archived)
# stopit stopit stopit stopit the eyes stopit stopit
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 5:25, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 5:36, archived)
# ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 6:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 8:01, archived)
# you've gotten too good at this
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 8:54, archived)
# ^this
definitely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:32, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Wow
I said wow
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Phew! I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Dinosaurs Win :D
(herman:D, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I lurve the disappearing tables trick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:24, archived)
# hey man
wood is capable of fear too, dude
*takes another toke*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:53, archived)
# 'swigs beer'
'reaches for tobacco tin'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 1:30, archived)
# Lovely stuff herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Actually
I think this should be the challenge after all
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:08, archived)
# Dinosaurs aside,
why did those blue-helmeted men have Paxman's severed head in the first place?

very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:36, archived)

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