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[challenge entry] It is what really happened..
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# This deserves more love.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Haha. Nicely
A terrible film made good.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:24, archived)
# that would have made
the film much better (provided they kept in the norkage).
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Just seen the promo images for the new X-Men.

what What WHAT!?!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# *sympathy reply*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I've never seen anything like it in my life...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I got there in the end!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:18, archived)
#
i got there in both ends
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha
the shit-me shit-you
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Equine centipede (First sequence)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:06, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:22, archived)
# BUT HOW POOP IT?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# There is a massive cloaca underneath.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:31, archived)
# I'd definitely rather feed
the pushmepullyou :@ D
brill!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 8:54, archived)
# I promised something for a fellow B3tan


I'm sorry it is a little big, but with the board so slow these days I doubt you will mind. I have had to compress it so much she lost the stray hair, but still there on the full size version.

Edit: Ohh, my 6,000th post on /board too.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# she's shat a stiletto!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# gun tottin missus!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Tigers
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Indeed
He is a long time lurker on here, I hope he says hello in public.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Stay on target...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Much woo!
Bikini girls with machine guns, doo-de-doo...
(may not be a bikini)
(may not be a machine gun)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:52, archived)
# I'm sure this site
will bring you all much pleasure...
girlsmakinggunsounds.com/page/2

I find Lucy, who re-enacts WW2 especially scary and someone I would go drinking with.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:10, archived)
# That's a very niche interest site you've found there
Lucy should make sure her machine gun doesn't spray the audience with spittle...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:21, archived)
# I think someone on here
sent me the link. The absurdity of it tickled me.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:26, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Princess of Waless?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Yes,
The Tigers. RARR.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Ahh...
Hidden apostrophe. I get it now I've seen the real coat of arms in Google. Still looks bonkers.

You must have a house full of mirrors with all the different angles you paint of yourself
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I know myself pretty well in 3D
But also have a friend with a camera, which helps.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:01, archived)
# crashed my dial-up
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Brilliant as always !
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:42, archived)
# BRN AAU
Also: *click*
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 8:16, archived)
# Fucking awful
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 11:51, archived)
# I still like her bum tho'
(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:28, archived)
# lovely
and sorry ;)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:43, archived)
# that truly is a weapon of excellence
(assuming the swastika is the original Sanskrit meaning "To be good")
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:43, archived)
# nah…still means Nazi.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:46, archived)
# the tines are round the wrong way for it to be the good version.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Hindu is the same way round as the nazis
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:19, archived)
# the sneaky nazi bastards.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:27, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Oops
Sorry! I was typing and posted over you. Woo to yours!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# THREADRUSH!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:44, archived)
# \o/ We are the Mods \o/
Oh, no, that's Toasty.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 2:39, archived)
# Hell on toast !!
needs more nuns, hitler cats etc
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:39, archived)
# I don't want to spoil you.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:45, archived)
# oh go on - its saturday
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:07, archived)
# NEVER!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:48, archived)
# That
is pretty much how I imagine the Shrike looking like from the Hyperion novels.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:50, archived)
# He is the Powermad God from atomic novelz.
DESTROY!!!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Fantastic! What's that coming over the hill?
is it a monst- *squash*
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Game Over
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Like the atmosphere, I used to love playing DOOM.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:05, archived)
# He ain't playin'.
Jusssayin'
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:47, archived)
# The Wickerman's a great film.
Or is it the B.F.G.? Snozzcumbers.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# get the fockin prawnz outta here
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:05, archived)
# fabulously awesome
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Just a night out on the town.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:06, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 23:31, archived)
# o/'
Cheerz!!!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 1:06, archived)
# For all the OCD design/nerd folk...
I re-designed the IG app icon so it doesn't stand out like a sore thumb in ios7, click it for full size! Enjoy!

(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:15, archived)
# ah, the wonderful brown of 1970's dungarees
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:16, archived)
# ...and cords!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:24, archived)
# i had cord dungarees
they were flared and went well with my red patent leather t-bar school shoes and fair isle sweater
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:26, archived)
# 'sicks'
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 19:06, archived)
# too brown
and i don't like the font.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Game over man. Game over.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] If you didn't like him, why did you buy a balcony seat??
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# it's like a kind of torture
to have to watch the show
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Ah... those two guys on the left must be his captors
watching him squirm...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:06, archived)
# lovely word, squirm
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I like "truculent"...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# my favourite word is spoon
don't know why, it just is.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:39, archived)
# You are Salad Fingers aicmfp.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:59, archived)
# i am not!
i've never been so insulted since i got called insanity prawn boy!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Too much emotion...
Woo!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Executive toys eh?

with thanks/apologies to Redbull_(UK) for the idea...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Haha, she could've waited til after lunch
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Some people are sooo inconsiderate
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# she's hardly dressed for dinner, is she?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Aye - and she get piles sitting on that cold ball ;)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# don't worry, the chain'll pop 'em back up
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty boy !
.

.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:17, archived)
# HA! :D
(apologies for posting over you)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Dirty get
Hope there's some of those dog bins about
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Is that a gangbanger clanger with a massive wanger?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Proof that the moon landings were faked
in Oliver Postgate's shed
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] This explains SO much.

I would've made a joke about "as high as an elephant's eye", but that's from Oklahoma!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Is it wrong to *would* this?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Yes. The publicity for the film said her character was twelve years old.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 14:17, archived)
# but she's legal now
oh no wait
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Clunge as cold as clay...
*edit* Judy Garland was 16 and the character may have been 12. But she was 16, m'lud.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Wayyyyy up hiiiiiiiiighhh
:D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Big twister LOLz
*click*
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha {:-D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel now - tough :)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:21, archived)
# keep scraping, it might get better ;)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:27, archived)
# IT'S BETTER

 
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:28, archived)
# awww, YAY!! :D :D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:35, archived)
# think I'm down to the wood now :)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:02, archived)
# you're sure of a big surprise
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# something, something, something, punchline, something, something...
also, i think your tree is very nice.
although, i would say that, I've got a reindeer...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:06, archived)
# gimme!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:10, archived)
# if I blur my eyes a bit, the reindeer moves over the tree
that's as close as I can get.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:12, archived)
# he said he likes a little head from time to time
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:13, archived)
# ba-dum
and indeed, tish.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:17, archived)
# so, it's just the two of us, eh?
~.~;;
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:35, archived)
# no, look, down there
canoehead is in!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:42, archived)
# You've got a renderer?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:41, archived)
# a rederer nosed renderer at that.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:44, archived)
# spang!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:46, archived)
# also
is it for a game?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Yes
The game is called "SpangHunter". You play it on b3ta.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:07, archived)
# well, that's 20 minutes I'll never see again... :(
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Barrowman looks forward to another good fisting
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Little Head
That's all I ask for
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:03, archived)
# David Letterman's looking good.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:49, archived)
# A joke this good? On a Saturday? That's right...

F.P - WOO.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:52, archived)
# comedy gold right there, my good man!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:56, archived)
# presents with presents in them
what's not to like?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:36, archived)
# This new Geoffrey is just weird
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 13:18, archived)
# ooh
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Giant trojan horse?
With added stair-cock? Woo!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# front panel slides FTW
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Very good !
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 15:13, archived)
# cheers for all the niceness.
Fair warms the heart so it does.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:48, archived)
# horse cunt?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:29, archived)
# "Morse Code"
then he tapped out "H-O-R-S-E C-U-N-T"
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# And the Academy Award for best use of TOAP for ages goes to....
Ya What?
splendid :@ )
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Cracking idea.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Oh yes!
:D
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 0:06, archived)
# That is
a most excellent shed!
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Spontaneous lolexplosion.
(, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Amusing... except...
It was the Greeks inside the horse come to sack Troy, not the Trojans themselves.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'oh place your haaaaaaaands...'

still not sure if i picked the right radio...
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:22, archived)
# The Whizzer of Oz?
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 8:57, archived)
# it simply looked like it had to be done
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:56, archived)
# nobody?!?
fuck
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I wasn't here, sorry.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS IS...oh..wait!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 8:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 8:29, archived)
# hehehehehehe
nice one
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Cannon and Wrecking Ball
Mylie Cyrus gets an eighties makeover

*Apologies if its been done already*

Click for bigger (149 kb)
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 5:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 5:21, archived)
# wreck on Tommy
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 8:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 0:51, archived)
# mmmmm, okay

(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:04, archived)
# artz
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:36, archived)
# O!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:11, archived)
# itz fuckin proper artz
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:47, archived)
# needs more shit-stained parchment
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 5:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:53, archived)
# ellowell
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:28, archived)
# widen the fp for this now
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:11, archived)
# E=FP²
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:26, archived)
# nice angel dude*
*heh heh heh prawn
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 2:31, archived)
# Ha! YES!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:04, archived)
# OBV
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Genius.
:D
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 2:57, archived)
# he sure was!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# FUZZLICKER!
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:01, archived)
# Ha
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:43, archived)
# All of the cut will be absorbed
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:09, archived)
# hehniceangeldudehehheh
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Squishcat don't worry
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:09, archived)
# umjusssayin
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:14, archived)
# Too small!!!!! More tits.
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 3:19, archived)
# ^This!
anotherfuckingangel
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 5:04, archived)
# He's a bleedin' terriorist!
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 23:29, archived)
# dog soldiers
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Free in mind and flea in body
(, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 1:48, archived)

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