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# Topical
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:34, archived)
# toapical
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:43, archived)
# heh
btw, since when did b3ta start showing vote counts for stuff on /board?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:47, archived)
# I don't see any.
Perhaps you've been made a mod?

Auxilliary question: have you ever fingered a dog's bumhole?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:50, archived)
#
You see them if someone clicks to like your post
so......if you haven't seen any..............
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:03, archived)
# It means you are super avant garde ?
or just shit?

I'm proudly shit!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:05, archived)
# I've only seen them once
for this effort www.b3ta.com/board/11061069
99% of the time I'm shit!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:15, archived)
# I won't be recognised in my lifetime...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:31, archived)
# but you're a MOD too, right?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# this is what is can see:



...does this mean that i need to dust off my dog-fingering gloves?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:35, archived)
# AH SHIT I'M DUMB
it's just macroscian's sig
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# oh dear -- LOL
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
#
...and i thought i was special :(
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:44, archived)
# ...but you are special!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
still, you ought to practice your dog fingering just in case.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:02, archived)
# Ahahahaha oh dear
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:26, archived)
# I am well and truly sorry =(
I'll fax you a cup of industrial strength coffee

at the risk of causing further confusion, I clicked that I like this
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 6:41, archived)
# wait, what?
how many dogs' bumholes?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# ?
What, like /links?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:56, archived)
# what?!?
u must be speshul

also: WTF b3ta.com/board/11064107 -- the FP that keeps on FP'ing. I CRY FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Blatant plagiarism of the wide eyes cat.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:29, archived)
# indeed
where's the Web-Sheriff when you need him
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# in prince's closet
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Pedro, here's the thing...
your FP was so awesome and powerful that even referencing it in another picture can cause additional FPs by osmosis
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:04, archived)
# who'smosis?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:15, archived)
#
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:34, archived)
# my nipples are hard
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:59, archived)
# i hope his funeral is hassled by gays and vets
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
# ...and gay vets
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:23, archived)
# dontcha just lurve the viciously religious
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# I thought they were just rabid anti-smokers
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:22, archived)
# The practical difference is...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:30, archived)
# That
They are a bunch of asshats who go around pushing people's buttons in the hope that someone will lash out at them so that they can sue. It isn't a church as much as a lawyers' convention.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 0:00, archived)
# He really does
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:07, archived)
# I'll miss Fred Phelps
I'll particularly miss screaming "Why can't you see he's gay, you idiots?" at the screen every time I see him.

I mean, no-one who purports to hate something that much doesn't have a deep, personal reason for it, do they?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Sock on a cock.
Raising awareness for testicular cancer. Although I'm not sure this was
what they were looking for...

(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:42, archived)
# It might be my location
but I have firefox's version of a redex
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:08, archived)
# now fixed hopefully?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Not from where I'm standing
Sorry
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, but it just wouldn't get out of my head.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] it's very metal.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:12, archived)
# ahahaha
very good
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Oh, sorry about posting right on top to you.
I didn't see it.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Would you like a coffee while you wait for your spectacularly powerful glasses?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:23, archived)
# No
But it might help with my spectacularly slow internet.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:24, archived)
# that's okay.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] meh

prophetic that the ukraine protests all started in the maidan, given that iron maiden based a load of their iconography on the crimean war
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# falseteethfalseteethfalseteethfalseteeth
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:22, archived)
# that rammstein show was superb (unless he used same stage stuff other tours)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# i saw rammstein a few years ago. properly crazy spectacle.
they kept trying to set each other alight or throw fireworks at each other. not a fan of the music, but you can't fault their entertainment value...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Some Mutters Do 'Ave 'Em..
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
# haha
and yes, the music is perhaps a little too tidy, like the pet shop boys of industrial muzak
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon the hoops
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:56, archived)
# 144 results on tineye
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:09, archived)
# SPLAT I like to imagine that's a door to a stairwell and a long tumble down
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:19, archived)
# b3ta is a site for
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:42, archived)
# *fucks off*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Not you sweets
we need you
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:06, archived)
# his leg is on fire
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] My guinea pig doesn't need a makeover
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49, archived)
# Need is not important :)

(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Ha! Is he a friend of Jeremy?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Yep
He, Jeremy and Chin Strap all go to Great Yarmouth together once a year and wreak havoc
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:31, archived)
# I bet they're really annoying and rude
Super!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# Was rude cat ever animated?
Did I ask this before?

Did you answer before?

Am I going senile?

Was rude cat ever animated?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:35, archived)
# Maybe someday
I have no idea what he'd sound like. I'd need to get people to do the voices

Then it's just a matter of finding the free time..
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:39, archived)
# charlie says cat with a trustafarian accent
a bit like custard from rhubarb and
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I dunno if cockney geeza or posh guy.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Posh. Definitely posh.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# CaC
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:54, archived)
# ^ wow - political satire evident in early eighties childrens television ^
or am i over analysing this? still fink custards voice is a good starting point, being all smug and (fat) cat like.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Rude Cat and the Dweebs
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:06, archived)
# is he going to have a try at being a fat cat?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Fred Phelps is dead
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:18, archived)
# New! The Cheapest Kit Yet!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Excellent work
Have a click
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Oh dear, I lolled, I'm going to hull yet again.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:01, archived)
# hehe ow!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:10, archived)
# Singapore Airlines?
Well, close enough I suppose
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:10, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:15, archived)
# proper b3ta
guilty laugh
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Gawn !!!
have a click
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:36, archived)
# good 'un
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Hoorah....
no gluey fingerprints on the cockpit !
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 0:00, archived)
# Ha Ha…classic!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:34, archived)
# win
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:35, archived)
# *launches bottle of piss*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:36, archived)
# B3TA -- HAI!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:06, archived)
# my, what a lot of teefs
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:15, archived)
# she loves corn on the cob
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:25, archived)
# Ooof!
Imagine that chewing your ear off all night when you're trying to watch the telly!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:24, archived)
# no worries
she loves corn on the cob
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:27, archived)
# Sit on it!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:32, archived)
# creepee
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:23, archived)
# Tracey Emin?
Nice dental work
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:36, archived)
# no, Lea Michele
Did I mention how she loves corn on the cob?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:30, archived)
# haha winner
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
THE ACE OF SPUDS!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# pfff!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# That's the way I like it, baby.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:16, archived)
# This has made me happy
Which is hard after the Bingo and Beer outrage.

Inspired
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:44, archived)
# Ha ha genius!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Sorry RISing on the head swap
/fails at popular culture reference.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Zero Tolerance
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:17, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, you've already shopped a giant kitten actually on the chair!
Excellent first postage skillorz.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
# haha!
Welcome


You'll never, ever leave
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
# this is not the kind of publicity green flag needs!
by which i mean welcome, new person, pull up a kitten, etc.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Sophie's mummy doesn't look old enough to be married to Sophie's Daddy

that's a textbook fighting stance the dad's got :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# sophie's daddy is wearing hipster pants
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:45, archived)
# Your small girl appears to urinate from her eyes.
Welcome...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:17, archived)
# HAHAHA, Excellent start
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:35, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:21, archived)
# good lord
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:24, archived)
# haha
b3ta's bordering on offensive today, cheered me right up it has.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
nice 'finger holes'
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Nice stuff.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:22, archived)
# a lesson for us all
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
yes, yes he did
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Brilliant 1st post !
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] i apologise for nothing, you know i can't draw
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:00, archived)
# arf!
I'm ashamed to say that took me a minute.
Y'all rite smashster?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:05, archived)
# not bad, not bad
nearly got knocked on my arse by a couple of shoplifters last night, good job i didn't drop the wine i was buying!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# did they jostle the shop as they lifted it?
*titters*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:11, archived)
# don't be silly
they were too busy carrying all their stolen booze and running away from the shopkeeper. probably the same 2 that were selling booze stolen from lids the other day.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:14, archived)
# you should've chased them!
Sounds like they're gearing up for an epic bash!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# nah, they were ugly
and they were stealing whisky >.<
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:17, archived)
# fuck me,
There's just no pleasing you is there.
*offers.... Red wine*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:21, archived)
# do you want me to puke on the carpet?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
# dammit!
*whips out the white*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Not the first time you've done that, I'll wager...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:46, archived)
# *waggles*
*drenches everything*
Crap-baskets!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:59, archived)
# lumpy custard
;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:06, archived)
# *boke*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Moomintroll is melting.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Gold balance? Balance gold?
Weightless gold balance? No, I'll need some help with this. Unheavy metal?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Gideon!
gideon
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# needs more blood and smashed nose
=]
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:49, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*throws shoe*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Woo very nicely :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:56, archived)
# this is a truly amazing image
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:29, archived)
# This should be an album cover.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# Awesome, dude.
'click'
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] He does a mean jazz flute solo
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Just makes me a appreciate all the more the script writing of The LEGO Movie
That it was still funny with that cretin in it.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTT!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Yes, dear?
Do your dressings need changing again?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
# *checks*
........no
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
# Not an iron maiden fan?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:55, archived)
# yes
but i hate ferrell
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] How about Dio?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:27, archived)
# dammit, now i want to go swimming!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Holy Nazi? I dongerrit.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
# I love a bit of jazz flute
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:07, archived)
# *unzips*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# That's....
One big pope!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:30, archived)

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