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# stop it! you're getting it everywhere!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# The last temptation of Christ.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# The Spear of Eggstiny
Quite a big egg, that one - he won't want another for *days*.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:58, archived)
# eeeeewww
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
# From the inside out.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Chocadoobee
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha, Money Jesus always gets caught
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Ace work
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:24, archived)
# The nature of Jesus was irrepressible
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:16, archived)
# Spoiler: He dies in the end.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:06, archived)
# ...but he comes back!!!
...he ALWAYS comes back

...ALWAYS!**

**ok, never
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:14, archived)
# The sequel is long overdue
Instead they just keep remaking the original.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)
# there's a leaked script for the sequel doing the rounds
turns out Satan is Jebas' dad and he's got a sister who he copped off with in the first one.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah, I heard the same
Also heard that they were planning a prequel in which God (Anthony Hopkins) sits in the dark thinking about stuff.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
# It's interesting how this stuff evolved over time
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:48, archived)
# With so many people involved too.
I heard that they had to take a lot of stuff out because of pressure from the studio.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:51, archived)
# I'd rather be crucified than eat one of those things
srsly
nicely smooth btw :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:06, archived)
# ...he said crossly
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:16, archived)
# It's no yoke.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# ugh
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Too much awesome
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:34, archived)
# you have too much time and tallent......
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 21:32, archived)
# lol
this is all kinds of wrong
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Coming Soon To a BirdTable Near You!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:39, archived)
# He's a chirpy 'lil fella :)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# He's very friendly.
But he has a habit of sucking people' toes without asking permission.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:50, archived)
# but how does he smell?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Deliciously.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:59, archived)
# What's up with the dashed circle on the bird's foot?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Snipers
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Woo
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# looks like he did some quite intensive taste tests
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# I didn't know Jesus played rugby
Although I heard Mary Magdalene was a hooker.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:55, archived)
# This is wholly holy holey holly.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Test
Is this thing on?....
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 13:43, archived)
#
http www.b3ta.com talk ?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 13:48, archived)
#
coming through loud and clear cap'n
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 13:58, archived)
#
roger that
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# roger you, roger me, roger everything
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Looking for my old GIF anims...
ukdragon seems long defunct, and even the alternative hosting site is down it seems. thanks to web.archive.org i was able to recover some of it at least!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Thank god
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# i dont think god has anything to do with it
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# schnell, schnell, cuttofflkopf
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# no
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:56, archived)
# FP this now¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Sheep shagger
It's not all fields now, ewe fucker.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Get off the stage!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:26, archived)
# No, it died.
We're now just here to collate sour material for UsvThem
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:37, archived)
# See this frequently when I'm out and about.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
# DVLA said dextro lysergic acid diethylamide tartrate wouldn't fit.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite ballsy
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here
Looked a lot better in my head

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Björn to be wild
BJÖRN TO BE WILD

Get your schmurga buck buck motor hoordur running.

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:43, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 10:20, archived)
# whoah! I just realized that ABBA is the same spelled backwards or forwards
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Is it?
Dayam.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:43, archived)
# It's also the name of a seafood company
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Mm-hm
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)
# "Katy Perry, ladies and gentlemen"
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:17, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:45, archived)
# She got tha moves
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:47, archived)
# oh em gee
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:48, archived)
# When the rest of her body rises through the floor there's a stampede for the exit
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 1:55, archived)
# holey moley!!
sand in her bottom will keep her from falling over
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 2:54, archived)
# SHE COMES
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 2:56, archived)
# Noooooooooo!!!!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:40, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Hahah it's Daruma!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 3:50, archived)
# Ok
I need to do this. Please tell me what you used.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 3:12, archived)
# please, no
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 3:19, archived)
# Oh, I think so.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 3:49, archived)
# Gluten.
It's some kind of gluten intolerance.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 4:34, archived)
# LSD
*recommends
**unless you're having a psychotic episode
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# these are wonderful
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
# That totally grapes my squildo.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Woosome wobblyness
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:31, archived)
# These reek of Blender trickery.
Pretty cool.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# What the actual fuck?
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:45, archived)
# That Banksy's got balls :)
this is why my local Homebase was out of magenta earlier
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
# both cheeky and ballsy
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:22, archived)
# Balls to t'wall.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Even Alfred had his Nemesis ... ...
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:26, archived)
# !
edge of the seat stuff
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Hello? Hello???

(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:53, archived)
# PNR ERROR
11862_384384905373_2302587_n

Vintage. Created using Faecalshop.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:59, archived)
# That was a great printer in its day
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 4:31, archived)
# Needs grey facial hair.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 7:53, archived)
# and a beard growing out of the slots
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:24, archived)
# and a droopy nutsack
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Eeee, I remember when this were all dot matrix
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 12:37, archived)
# You were lucky! All we 'ad were daisy-wheel!
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Come inside!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Hang on, I need to get some cash from the hole in the wall
And shouldn't it be Goatse : Grand Opening? I'm sure there's a colon up there.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:26, archived)
# worth going to
there's piles to see
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 22:36, archived)
# you win internet gold
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:21, archived)
# gonna get bampersand, that's stretching the borders of tenuous =)
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:25, archived)
# yay!
just down the street from my church
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Just off Highway 49, California
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:40, archived)
# :D
He'll go down in the anals of history
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Ars gratia arsis
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncleared for take-off
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Roger Banksy
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# I LOVE YOU BUTLER!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
# WUV OO 2
!!!11! xx
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:20, archived)
# You guys!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:38, archived)
# To celebrate winning £600 of rock festival tickets tonight, I give you a pea.
I give you a pea.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:58, archived)
# That looks like Buttler; Hitler's silly not so Aryan brother.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:54, archived)
# You can't put a better bit 'o Buttler on your bayonet.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:37, archived)
# i'll get you
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:27, archived)
# to avoid a thread waste on a pea.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Whale and Calf
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:20, archived)
# That ... is bloody ace :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:22, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# full points
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:13, archived)
# nice!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:44, archived)
# beware the japanese
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:31, archived)
# In general?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Well.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# instructional
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:13, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Nods
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:55, archived)
# You swore this was between you and me...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Viagra digitalis
(, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:47, archived)
# INXS tribute act tryouts?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
# What fun
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# That Owl Creek Bridge
gets you every time...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:29, archived)
# I did not know what this means.
Looked it up expecting children's pictures. Thank you. Missed this somehow.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:00, archived)
# *calls for Kung Fu - Legend to lend them a hand*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# i'm more interested in why he appears to be wearing a large doughnut on his head
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
#
doughnut
bumhole
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# i'm never eating a doughnut off you
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Indeed, use a plate instead
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:38, archived)
# I think Smashy was being referred to as a bumhole..
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Bridgend ?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:41, archived)
# peter's hat looks like a bumhole
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# A prolapsed one to boot.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 21:02, archived)
# /*\
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Banksy needs a haircut
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# needs more shark
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:20, archived)
# *hums Airwolf*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:30, archived)
# *Whistles Blue Thunder*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Does Budgie the Helicopter have a theme tune?
If so, I'm sure I can recreate it by the mechanism of flatus.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:41, archived)
# *yodels Treasure Hunt*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Ever wanted to hear the theme tune to Treasure Hunt
mixed with photos of, erm... the London Underground? Now you can!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfHvFxu2mE
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# *weeps openly*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Puts this here
(, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 16:24, archived)

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