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#
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:24, archived)
# cheeky
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:28, archived)
# don't stop now!........I'm going to try and wank to this
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:40, archived)
# O_o

(, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
# I tried using a pallet knife today
Defo going to use again, great fun!


Click for bigger (398 kb)

(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Skills! It is a long road to learn that stuff
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:10, archived)
# long long road :P
spiced it up a little by trying a knife. 10/10 would try again.
probably take 5 years to dry tho
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:11, archived)
# it's still a bit bumpy, but if you sand it down you should be able to paper over it
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:17, archived)
# that's easy for a professional to say
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:18, archived)
# it's about
3mm thick!



and I'm not talking about my cock.

perverts
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:19, archived)
# I once did a painting of a piece of toast with a palette knife using peanut* butter
tasted great:)


*Asda crunchy
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:37, archived)
# asda world turns
(, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 1:37, archived)
# Very nice.
Maybe a bit dark in the ear- looks a bit like it's bleeding!

Excellent work though
(, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:26, archived)
# Maybe it is bleeding.
Hmmm?
(, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Toaptastic!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# I'm trying really hard to figure out who G.Glitter is
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Funnily enough
He was trying really hard too, that's how he got caught.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:51, archived)
# If you've ever seen Toddlers & Tiaras on TV
This is the book of the show.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *hides*
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:23, archived)
# It is a bit quiet today.
Nice animation!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:47, archived)
# cheers
and.......if it gets busy again I can always reverse it and have them going in :)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and simple one for the lads. they need it.
and yes, i know, toapy toapy toap toap
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# page 1,
all wimins are mental, keep your balls at a safe distance at all time
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:28, archived)
# i'm inclined to agree
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:40, archived)
# page 2
see page 1, and remember it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:40, archived)
# girlfriend won't let you forget it
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
# pff
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Page 3. Don't get caught looking at this by your girlfriend.
EVER.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
also, no spiders were hurt during the making of my last pic ;)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:30, archived)
# HURRAH!
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS IS NO LONGER AT WAR WITH THE LOVELY SMASH MONKEY!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:41, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) NOW GIVE US ALL YOUR CURDS AND WHEY AS WAR REPARATIONS MAMMAL! (^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:42, archived)
# oh, you set him off again
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:45, archived)
# ok, but i've got no whey
and you don't want to know how the curds got curdled....
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:51, archived)
# was it me and your mum again?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Dosen't work apparently ;-(
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:45, archived)
# that link doesn't link
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Bugger I just answered myself instead of you! :-(
I'm off now!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:56, archived)
# haha, ok :)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# For some reason it works when I am in preview mode or edit mode then greys out when i post it
Think they might have been messing with the code.
If you copy and paste it into your browser it works.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# lose the s from https
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# or lose the th from httpth if you have a lithp
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# quiet, igor
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Rum doings, always just copied and pasted from address bar before.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:51, archived)
# doubt any code has been altered here
maybe Youtube didn't used to have the s
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:54, archived)
# The printer wasn't very good
Shouldn't it be "The girlfriend or manual...."
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Pfft :)
Anyone else unable to upload to b3tards or am I going mad?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:20, archived)
# seems fine
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Hmm driving me nuts keep getting 'No file selected' message
cleared all cookies cache rebooted
never mind the pic I made is extremely distasteful so probably for the best ;)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)
# or are you meaning the 2.b3ta.com/host/creative thingy like your pic?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:41, archived)
# i meant the one like my pic
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# I can't either
must be a server prob?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Ta Elvis
Thought i was going nuts ;)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:32, archived)
# maybe its full
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:01, archived)
# but you are, aren't you?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:03, archived)
# No. looks like it might have been like that for a while being as no picture on the board is hosted on it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:53, archived)
# I had my balls ripped off once
I enjoyed it so much that I'd like do it again... :)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# I have the comanion book: How to get ripped off your nuts.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this for compo........
.

.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:55, archived)
# AAAGH!
"Granny went to Lidl's"
"We're going to Asda's"
"I've just been to HMV's"

You've been to HMV's WHAT?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:11, archived)
# HMV's shop.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
# oof
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:14, archived)
# been to HMV's
what what!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:27, archived)
# I'm going to Sainsbury
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# branch round here used to have 'J SAINSBURY' written on the side
although this was years before their £4.7BN strategic brand makeover
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:58, archived)
# I'm going for a poo at Pauls
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:31, archived)
# I know a song about that
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Yay :D
*runs to Ldls
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Refer to instruction on next page. See previous page.

Skill Level Humus
BIGGER
.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
# I actually need this book !
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
# I did before I started...
...but then I finished and I didn't.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:13, archived)
# it's eating my brain
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
# GJRB
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:09, archived)
# tl;dr
like
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:07, archived)
# I like looking at this
and how you didn't give a shit about the file size
imjusayin
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Meh!
File size schmile size.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:32, archived)
# circular gifs!

(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# pazuzu laugh-a-lot
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Trippy.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Ooo we like a bit of infinite recursion!
EDIT wow I somehow missed the original up there ^
sorry Ravenblack!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 3:11, archived)
# FZZT
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:18, archived)
# +_+
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:32, archived)
# +_- , actually
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Watt?
Oh yeah stupid underscore confusing me
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:29, archived)
# reVOLTing
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:58, archived)
# ha ha
CLEAR!!!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Book 2 is even better...
 photo deliashowtotrapeze_zps4915aa0c.jpg
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] And this
 photo a-brief-history-of-mime_zps39a3cf3b.jpg
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:45, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:02, archived)
# Nice playing pieces, I like them. Do a castle and a queen as a full set for chess.
Assuming barbarian as pawns for front line men, wizards for knights
with that bent staff, and bowmen for the bishops as long diagonal.
Also: GJM
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:13, archived)
#
Good idea except barbarian is not a pawn he's just a guy who can move to any space on the board and kill everyone
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:14, archived)
# Pffft!
Including those on his own side, no doubt.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:16, archived)
# Place your bets...
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:47, archived)
#
GJCH
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 3:04, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:20, archived)
# somebody had to.
 photo srtjhsrjy_zpsa07ea005.jpg
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:00, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:19, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:04, archived)
# I like the way the guy from Dyno-Rod has a crown.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:04, archived)
# Have you seen how much they charge?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] TFM
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:02, archived)
#
READ Life

if only
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:08, archived)
# I keep touching my bum, think I took advice from the wrong people somewhere down the line
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:15, archived)
# we are all thinking of you drimble
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:18, archived)
# in a sexy way?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:24, archived)
# is there any other?
;)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:30, archived)
# You're touching the wrong bum
yours isn't LIFE
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:18, archived)
# NEVER!!
:)
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] free coat hangers
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:31, archived)
# she's a bit young for that, surely
they develop so quickly nowadays
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:38, archived)
# you just keep telling yourself that
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:57, archived)
# mega lolz
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
# I think you can just visit an abortion clinic
I don't think it's compulsory that you have an abortion
Pregnant or not.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:59, archived)
# At least
That's my memory of school trips anyway
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Shall we go to the zoo? The adventure playground? The museum?
Nah. Let's visit the abortion clinic.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:01, archived)
# I would do anything to avoid a trip to the first two!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty, just like Lance
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:36, archived)
# are you related to freelancearmstrong?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Hehe. No, I'm related to freenelsonmandela
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:06, archived)
# aaah.....I knew it was freesomebodyorother
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:07, archived)
# are you selling drugs?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:51, archived)
# And no, I'm not selling drugs.
They are perfectly legal vitamin injections.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:11, archived)
# are you :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
# "experimenting with pot" :)
those were/are the days
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:45, archived)
# ^This :)

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:51, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:28, archived)
# wowsers
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:51, archived)
# The good shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sncydiULUJY
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:58, archived)
# How much are they?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:56, archived)
# has this been done yet?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# for generation after generation i'm afraid
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:27, archived)
# i wouldn't of sat next to that fat bloke
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:17, archived)
# you'd've sat on him
Touching his sweaty folds
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Thing is,
all the evidence suggest a lot of people love celebs. Hence OK and Hello magazines and such crap. Well, if you want it, fund it and don't moan about it.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:18, archived)
# That includes us Americunts too.
We pay for the congressional celebs every pay check, if we don't, we get slammed by IRS.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Compearosting
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Bless
I've been on the throne most of the day with a similar expression due to a bad case of the shits. Eye of needles I've seen them all
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Doing this made me laugh, and I knew how it would end up.
The proud look photo is actually her holding up the C.B.E outside Buck Palace.
Oh Saint Delia
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:08, archived)
# Thank you
BRB just going to tenderise my loin.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:01, archived)
# mmmmmm
rabbit pie!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# WE NEED A TWELFE MAN HERE!
Dirty bitch!!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:58, archived)
# haha SUPERB!!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you! You are a prince among men!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:12, archived)
# The Summer of FUCK
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
#
fuck
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Top work that's wonderful
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:59, archived)
# Thnx!!!!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't like Thai

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# Bet they taste like shirt
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# Salade de cravattes?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:40, archived)

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