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sooperdave ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:24,
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cheeky
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Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:28,
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don't stop now!........I'm going to try and wank to this
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:40,
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O_o
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:33,
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I tried using a pallet knife today
Defo going to use again, great fun!Click for bigger (398 kb)
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Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:59,
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Skills! It is a long road to learn that stuff
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:10,
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long long road :P
spiced it up a little by trying a knife. 10/10 would try again. probably take 5 years to dry tho
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Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:11,
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it's still a bit bumpy, but if you sand it down you should be able to paper over it
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mongychops ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:17,
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that's easy for a professional to say
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:18,
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it's about
3mm thick! and I'm not talking about my cock. perverts
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Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:19,
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I once did a painting of a piece of toast with a palette knife using peanut* butter
tasted great:) *Asda crunchy
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:37,
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asda world turns
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 27 Apr 2014, 1:37,
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Very nice.
Maybe a bit dark in the ear- looks a bit like it's bleeding! Excellent work though
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Sun 27 Apr 2014, 9:26,
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Maybe it is bleeding.
Hmmm?
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Sun 27 Apr 2014, 10:33,
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Toaptastic!
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Chuckman ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:34,
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I'm trying really hard to figure out who G.Glitter is
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:40,
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Funnily enough
He was trying really hard too, that's how he got caught.
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Chuckman ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:51,
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If you've ever seen Toddlers & Tiaras on TV
This is the book of the show.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 22:51,
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*hides*
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:30,
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:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:23,
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It is a bit quiet today.
Nice animation!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:47,
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cheers
and.......if it gets busy again I can always reverse it and have them going in :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:06,
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quick and simple one for the lads. they need it.
and yes, i know, toapy toapy toap toap
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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page 1,
all wimins are mental, keep your balls at a safe distance at all time
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:28,
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i'm inclined to agree
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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page 2
see page 1, and remember it.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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girlfriend won't let you forget it
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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pff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:52,
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Page 3. Don't get caught looking at this by your girlfriend.
EVER.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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hahahahaha
also, no spiders were hurt during the making of my last pic ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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HURRAH!
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS IS NO LONGER AT WAR WITH THE LOVELY SMASH MONKEY! (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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(^(^;;^)^) NOW GIVE US ALL YOUR CURDS AND WHEY AS WAR REPARATIONS MAMMAL! (^(^;;^)^)
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:42,
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oh, you set him off again
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:45,
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ok, but i've got no whey
and you don't want to know how the curds got curdled....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:51,
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was it me and your mum again?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:15,
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Dosen't work apparently ;-(
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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that link doesn't link
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:52,
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Bugger I just answered myself instead of you! :-(
I'm off now!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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haha, ok :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:57,
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For some reason it works when I am in preview mode or edit mode then greys out when i post it
Think they might have been messing with the code. If you copy and paste it into your browser it works.
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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lose the s from https
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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or lose the th from httpth if you have a lithp
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:09,
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quiet, igor
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:16,
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Rum doings, always just copied and pasted from address bar before.
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:51,
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doubt any code has been altered here
maybe Youtube didn't used to have the s
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:54,
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The printer wasn't very good
Shouldn't it be "The girlfriend or manual...."
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:49,
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Pfft :)
Anyone else unable to upload to b3tards or am I going mad?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:20,
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seems fine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:23,
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Hmm driving me nuts keep getting 'No file selected' message
cleared all cookies cache rebooted never mind the pic I made is extremely distasteful so probably for the best ;)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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hahaha
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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or are you meaning the 2.b3ta.com/host/creative thingy like your pic?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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i meant the one like my pic
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:21,
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I can't either
must be a server prob?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:21,
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Ta Elvis
Thought i was going nuts ;)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:32,
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maybe its full
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:01,
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but you are, aren't you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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No. looks like it might have been like that for a while being as no picture on the board is hosted on it.
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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I had my balls ripped off once
I enjoyed it so much that I'd like do it again... :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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I have the comanion book: How to get ripped off your nuts.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 21:14,
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Found this for compo........
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:55,
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AAAGH!
"Granny went to Lidl's" "We're going to Asda's" "I've just been to HMV's" You've been to HMV's WHAT?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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HMV's shop.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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oof
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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been to HMV's
what what!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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I'm going to Sainsbury
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:53,
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branch round here used to have 'J SAINSBURY' written on the side
although this was years before their £4.7BN strategic brand makeover
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:58,
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I'm going for a poo at Pauls
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:31,
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I know a song about that
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:50,
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Yay :D
*runs to Ldls
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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Refer to instruction on next page. See previous page.
Skill Level HumusBIGGER .
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:01,
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Lovely stuff.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:02,
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I actually need this book !
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paranoiaman ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:41,
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I did before I started...
...but then I finished and I didn't.
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:13,
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it's eating my brain
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 11:56,
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GJRB
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 12:09,
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tl;dr
like
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patella ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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I like looking at this
and how you didn't give a shit about the file size imjusayin
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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Meh!
File size schmile size.
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:32,
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circular gifs!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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pazuzu laugh-a-lot
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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Trippy.
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Shlvng ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:26,
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Ooo we like a bit of infinite recursion!
EDIT wow I somehow missed the original up there ^ sorry Ravenblack!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 23:30,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 3:11,
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FZZT
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:18,
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+_+
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:32,
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+_- , actually
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:35,
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Watt?
Oh yeah stupid underscore confusing me
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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reVOLTing
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 20:58,
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ha ha
CLEAR!!!
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patella ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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Book 2 is even better...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:11,
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And this
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:45,
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=)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:20,
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Microwave ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:02,
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Nice playing pieces, I like them. Do a castle and a queen as a full set for chess.
Assuming barbarian as pawns for front line men, wizards for knights with that bent staff, and bowmen for the bishops as long diagonal. Also: GJM
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:13,
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Good idea except barbarian is not a pawn he's just a guy who can move to any space on the board and kill everyone
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Microwave ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:14,
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Pffft!
Including those on his own side, no doubt.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:16,
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Place your bets...
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 1:47,
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GJCH
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Microwave ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:26,
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Arf!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 3:04,
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hehe
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:20,
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somebody had to.
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MP3J part2 ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:00,
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Nice!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:19,
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Lovely!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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I like the way the guy from Dyno-Rod has a crown.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 10:04,
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Have you seen how much they charge?
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wakeupandsmellthebacon ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 14:41,
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TFM
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passmoron ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:02,
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READ Life if only
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:08,
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I keep touching my bum, think I took advice from the wrong people somewhere down the line
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:15,
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we are all thinking of you drimble
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:18,
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in a sexy way?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:24,
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is there any other?
;)
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:30,
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You're touching the wrong bum
yours isn't LIFE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 7:18,
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NEVER!!
:)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:23,
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free coat hangers
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:31,
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she's a bit young for that, surely
they develop so quickly nowadays
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:38,
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you just keep telling yourself that
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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mega lolz
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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I think you can just visit an abortion clinic
I don't think it's compulsory that you have an abortion Pregnant or not.
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:59,
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At least
That's my memory of school trips anyway
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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Shall we go to the zoo? The adventure playground? The museum?
Nah. Let's visit the abortion clinic.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:01,
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I would do anything to avoid a trip to the first two!
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:10,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:23,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 13:25,
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Quick and dirty, just like Lance
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freelancescientist too damn cold ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:36,
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are you related to freelancearmstrong?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:48,
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Hehe. No, I'm related to freenelsonmandela
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freelancescientist too damn cold ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:06,
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aaah.....I knew it was freesomebodyorother
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:07,
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are you selling drugs?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:51,
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And no, I'm not selling drugs.
They are perfectly legal vitamin injections.
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freelancescientist too damn cold ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:11,
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are you :D
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:41,
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"experimenting with pot" :)
those were/are the days
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:45,
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^This :)
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:51,
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brilliant
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:28,
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wowsers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:51,
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The good shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sncydiULUJY
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freelancescientist too damn cold ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 15:58,
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How much are they?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:56,
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has this been done yet?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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for generation after generation i'm afraid
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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i wouldn't of sat next to that fat bloke
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mongychops ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:17,
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you'd've sat on him
Touching his sweaty folds
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:31,
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Thing is,
all the evidence suggest a lot of people love celebs. Hence OK and Hello magazines and such crap. Well, if you want it, fund it and don't moan about it.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:18,
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That includes us Americunts too.
We pay for the congressional celebs every pay check, if we don't, we get slammed by IRS.
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Turk flips Cleopancakes ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 2:28,
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Compearosting
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Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:43,
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Bless
I've been on the throne most of the day with a similar expression due to a bad case of the shits. Eye of needles I've seen them all
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:56,
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Doing this made me laugh, and I knew how it would end up.
The proud look photo is actually her holding up the C.B.E outside Buck Palace. Oh Saint Delia
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:08,
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Thank you
BRB just going to tenderise my loin.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:01,
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mmmmmm
rabbit pie!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:41,
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WE NEED A TWELFE MAN HERE!
Dirty bitch!!!
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:52,
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fuck
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:58,
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haha SUPERB!!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:09,
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Thank you! You are a prince among men!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:12,
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The Summer of FUCK
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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fuck
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:07,
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Top work that's wonderful
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 23:59,
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Thnx!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:21,
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I don't like Thai
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:26,
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Bet they taste like shirt
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:26,
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Salade de cravattes?
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:40,
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