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[challenge entry] Brad down't Pitt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:38, archived)
# pffh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:40, archived)
# needs more banjo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Let him have it!

Hurr Hurr Hurr I haz teh skilz at photyship
(m.auron, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Hey-what-the-how-when??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:10, archived)
# There may be a few edges that show it's actually photoshopped
but here goes anyway

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Also shows some signs of shoppery...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity? well...have a reapost.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:26, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Help us choose the next Question of the Week
Every week, we ask a question, and the best/funniest answers make it into the newsletter. Vote on the following three suggestions:

Overheard: "Well, I prefer a banana because it's got just the right curve on it" - Context free snippets from the table next door are the best reason for going to a restaurant

Party Disasters - UKIP's attempt to throw a carnival is now the stuff of legend. Tell us about the party where no-one came, where everyone came, where armed officers came

Not having sex - The shag you didn't have because you blew it





Vote closes after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:33, archived)
# OTTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
# UDDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:03, archived)
# NODDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 May 2014, 13:56, archived)
#
If I could blow it, I dont think I'd be bothered about not having sex...

In fact, I'd not have time to waste on the internet.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:04, archived)
# RODDERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this alot !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 22 May 2014, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Rabbit De Nero

which is also what my lad's rabbit is called...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:10, archived)
# fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 13:49, archived)
# H Ha, have a pea

Speaking Italian, no less.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Ha! He looks so happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 May 2014, 21:03, archived)
# how does he like his eggs in the morning?



unfertilised like the rest of us!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 12:13, archived)
# a self-spanging spang-worthy picture!
How very efficient of you!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# haha I hadn't thought of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] here you go
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 13:49, archived)
# ha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 24 May 2014, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Steady…steady now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Fly my pretty, fly!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:28, archived)
# I bet vole-juice dribbles down his chin...
And that computer's for mouse recipes..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:10, archived)
# winner :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 13:50, archived)
# the best
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Britney Spearchucker?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:04, archived)
# yeah
you never heard of her or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Just the tip...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:35, archived)
# arf !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:10, archived)
# always liked the (no doubt apochryphal) tale about Tom Baker referring to himself in the third person when with a young lady.
"Tom's putting it in now"
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:24, archived)
# boke
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] HRH TAFKAP or whatevers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:29, archived)
# WEBSHERIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:36, archived)
# He's never far away, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:41, archived)
# it's like you have drawn allah
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:47, archived)
# i got this mod approved.
nothing can possibly go wrong. nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:45, archived)
# Mods ban b3ta user 94763!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical pearoast

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] gotta pea this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
THREE_FOR_A_POUND_YOUR_LIGHTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:29, archived)
# bought a duff zippo off that crafty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:32, archived)
# unplug him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm..

Hello. Is b3tards gone? Sorry I've been away, I've been ill. If someone could fill me in on all the gossip that would be great, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:22, archived)
# B3tards defected and now works for North (Best) Korea
(Yeah, some stupid "hacking" scandal so it's now out of action, fate unknown)

(And hope you're feeling better now)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:30, archived)
# Poor b3tards.
Gone before we really knew it. It was a good ship. Fuck, now I'm going to have to find some free hosting elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:39, archived)
# I can recommend Freeserve..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Are you OK?
B3tards has died. There's been a coup in Thailand. And you’ve been designing characters for McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha! Is that supposed to put kids off happy meals?
It looks like somebody stitched a Minion into a box.

Edit: Yes, I'm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:36, archived)
# It's quite a lot of wrong isn't it?
I miss Hamburglar.

EDIT: Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:38, archived)
# b3tards exploded and killed Kofi Annan :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:31, archived)
# no one knows what happened to b3tards
but we suspect it involved the Krankies

you feeling better now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:38, archived)
# /checks self
Yep, I'm as good as new, (assuming by new you mean out of shape 44 year old bloke).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# it's something to do with squirrels :)
www.b3ta.com/board/11076122
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Welcome back sir!!!
Glad to have you back :) Sorry to hear you were ill :( Hope all's well now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Hmm
them tits dont look at all well :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Paris Hilt-in?
paris hilt in?

I realise this makes no sense as the hilt is neither in or on her...

Still it's strangely satisfying somehow and she doesn't even realise it's there! She just caries on her day as per usual.

It seems no vital organs were damaged by the blade through her skull.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Somewhat reminiscent of her magnificent acting role in "Repo : A genetic opera"
In which she plays a spoilt rich brat addicted to plastic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:32, archived)
# bet that was a stretch
or more likely a tighten
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 22 May 2014, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Harmless fun


Click for bigger (186 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Jack Black vs. Richard Roundtree?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Gordon Brown vs Derek Griffiths?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves a clean house...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:33, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sorrez....

edit: made it smaller....not that its any better
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You're not sorrez at all are you?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:32, archived)
#
not really. he he
(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] he sure does...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:52, archived)
# for no man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:54, archived)
# damn it i was hoping nobody had done this
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 23 May 2014, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha! Ver' good
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:09, archived)
# top silliness!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 May 2014, 10:46, archived)
# haha
very good Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] and a pea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:48, archived)
# Marvellous!
The both of 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 22 May 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha, this has taken me far too long to work out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:45, archived)

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