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[challenge entry] Oh fuck
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:02, archived)
# Oh FUCK is right!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:08, archived)
# There's a fuck in the Matrix

/edit: haha, I found this in my archives :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:47, archived)
# Yeah but my one is a live feed
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:50, archived)
# With a mirrored hallway
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:35, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:23, archived)
# oh well played
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:35, archived)
# Help finding an old pic...
Years ago I found the funniest photoshopped pic on here - a black and white still of the original wizard of oz cast, with the terminator in place of the tin-man. The computer I had it on self-destructed, and searching on here has proved unsuccessful. Anyone know where the original post is - any help would be much appreciated. Cheers.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:28, archived)
# Was it this one?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:30, archived)
# That's a beauty!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:59, archived)
# It's one of my more serious works of art.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:16, archived)
# I like it. I also liked ordering Pork Scratchings by asking for a packet of Nikki Lauda's ears as a callow youth.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:50, archived)
# ha ha
I used to call it 'porcine dermatitis'.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:12, archived)
# heartily approved
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:49, archived)
# he can help
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:32, archived)
# You scamp
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:45, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:51, archived)
# Wasn't that one on
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:52, archived)
# HAMUNA HAMUNA HAMUNA
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:16, archived)
# Tunnocks boy in drag?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:45, archived)
# "Witch" drag queen are you referring to?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Dawrrathy
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:08, archived)
# I think he resembles the good witch more.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:08, archived)
# Case solved \o/
NEXT
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Arnold has a good stomach face!
maybe a bit somber
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:28, archived)
# So sad :(
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:44, archived)
# Why would it be in B&W anyway?
That part of the movie was in Technicolor!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 7:15, archived)
# HaHa!!!! So true.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah I did that. Forgot all about it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Wait a minute...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:22, archived)
# You got love Dorthy! HaHA!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:44, archived)
# Top shop! : )
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
# the only liquid metal on this model is running down his leg
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:47, archived)
# soz i colourized it lol
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:46, archived)
# This definitely adds symmetry to the shot.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:51, archived)
# If I only had a...
Oh! Wait a minute.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:28, archived)
# HA
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:49, archived)
# I'll help
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:05, archived)
# yeah but how soon?
...'swhat I thought
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:09, archived)
# aaaand relax.
I hope my help was appreciated.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
# sure!
how much do I owe you?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 23:03, archived)
# $$$
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:49, archived)
# ! ! !
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:41, archived)
# the world just got a bit better
thank you.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprising Kubrick didn't notice he was wearing it....
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:57, archived)
# Funny how primative in some ways and advanced in others. : )
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:59, archived)
# How did they ever achieve their Standing Goal?
When they went round on all fours?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:08, archived)
# pilates
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Of course.
How silly of me.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:04, archived)
# Helped by having hit albums like "(What's the Story) Morning Glory?"
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Is that his Glastonbury wristband?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:52, archived)
# You created this scene? If so that is unbelievable
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Well I wasn't there if that's what you mean!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:29, archived)
# Stop! Really great. I wish I knew the original scene.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:33, archived)
# People say that he danced as though he were dancing on air
... but I never believed it until now
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:03, archived)
# Never disbelieve anything
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:30, archived)
# I do not disbelieve this!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:45, archived)
# It's the last few frames isn't it?!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:03, archived)
# orbojunglist is turning in his grave
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Yeah but mine is well under 4TB. And anyway he just loops stuff which is really easy! o_O
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:24, archived)
# I can't believe it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] How's about THAT then?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Probably just part of a Jim'll Fix It?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Got drunk the other day, knocked this up. Quick and Dirty, but aren't we all?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:29, archived)
# how do I lay my grubby mitts on one of them?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Bravery in the face of the enemy.
or, failing that, /talk.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# aww did you post on /talk and those big bullies upset you that you're still dry heaving now, did you inform the mods
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha, yeah
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:42, archived)
# reporting this to the mods
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:44, archived)
# none left now
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:44, archived)
# still one left on /talk and they clearly didn't protect this vulnerable forum user, his tears and snot on their hands
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:46, archived)
# sickening world we live in
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:48, archived)
# oooo, nice!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:33, archived)
# I'll take them all.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Wear it with pride.
WITH PRIDE.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:13, archived)
# If you hadn't been drunk would it have been fully erect?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:06, archived)
# Maybe.
I certainly wouldn't have had to correct the smelling pistakes when I remembered I'd done it a few days later though
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:44, archived)
#

(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, then!
Who's for crackling?


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(Sorry, Jesus!)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] New found picture #1
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:10, archived)
# skydivers, cool!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:21, archived)
# most dramatic and realistic death scene ever.
also: fuck you too, wall!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Language young man!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:47, archived)
# subtle
I like it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:38, archived)
# thank you!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:47, archived)
# WTF!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
# :X

(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:49, archived)
# MODZ
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:53, archived)
# Some people would kill for a kiss from him!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:22, archived)
# poor Lori Cardille has gone all Blakey faced
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:00, archived)
# You know your horror monkey!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:02, archived)
# i'd think so after all this time
still hate the remake, though, it's nothing like it and doesn't have Rhodes being torn apart!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:12, archived)
# Agreed.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:15, archived)
# Sort of related as Dead is better than Walking Dead...also warning, politics...
...barely.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:13, archived)
# one of Rimmer's best lines
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:21, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooops...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:43, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:52, archived)
# You can't see on that picture
But I'm guessing his trousers are a bit on the short side, and he's not got any socks on under his loafers. His fixie's probably just out of shot too - with lasers and a cloaking device and that - although Blofeld has an HGV and he's about to turn left...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Looks like
I was way off the mark! :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:09, archived)
# whoah!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:59, archived)
# He Disney see it!
Tribs told me to say it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:19, archived)
# cause tribs knew 'twas damaged
EDIT: looks like tribs is too busy making tranny porn
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:26, archived)
# /talk had a meetup recently
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:41, archived)
# those are nearly the worst stock images I've ever seen
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:00, archived)
# Mark Widener is a paedo with nominative determinism
OBVS
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:06, archived)
# no!
he didn't register his car. that confuses me. Why are people being hauled down to the brig for expired tags?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 1:33, archived)
# Just look at him, clearly a paedo.
Reason enough for it.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 2:32, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I once used that joke in a Judge Dredd RPG scenario. A giant, perpetually-hovering theme park set up by a CalHab (Scotland) citizen. It was called "Disnae Land".
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:36, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:02, archived)
# I can now reveal myself as the other person who played that RPG.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:59, archived)
# He knows it's lunch time when Mickey's picking his nose.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:38, archived)
# when bond was sponsored by rolex that could of happened as they made mickey watches, now it's shitty omega
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:28, archived)
# qui?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:28, archived)
# Pffft.
Lovely stuff.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Excellent!!!!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:40, archived)
# Gee. Knee. US.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 10:55, archived)
# 100% battery????? fake
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:00, archived)
# especially at 9.41 AM
after the commute, it'd be down to half at least.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 1:55, archived)
# GBM
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 3:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 3:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 6:24, archived)
# yummy legoburger
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 3:05, archived)
# I know I'll regret this
Where's the special sauce?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 5:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:25, archived)
# Microwave burgers are nasty
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 6:31, archived)
# Bit big for you isn't it?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:05, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIlYNBjXmDA
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:26, archived)
# i can't click on your link
so i wont
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 0:07, archived)
# Aladdin Brain, classic album
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 0:42, archived)
# The spider monkeys from mars.
Chunky gory.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 1:27, archived)
# Sick!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:38, archived)
# This made me laugh more than it should
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:18, archived)
# It's shit, give it up.



(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:38, archived)
# morph's not looking well
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:40, archived)
# Jesus Crust
Or : Crust in the Lord.

Or : Soul food.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:44, archived)
# Apple Pious
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Crustyfix
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:50, archived)
# can beat a meat pie sword
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:50, archived)
# I googled real pie and there was no smut =(
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Pray Bentos
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:03, archived)
# Chicken Pope Pie
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Crucipie him
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
# The end is pie?
Meh!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:40, archived)
# I hold my cheap manhood whiles any speaks, that fought with me upon Saint Crispy's day.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:49, archived)
# the lord is my baker i'll not want
he maketh me down to pie
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 23:31, archived)
# that's a bit
fucking pie ous
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 23:47, archived)
# all good guesses ye but shepherds pie it be
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 23:56, archived)
# the flour of crust compels dough
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 23:58, archived)
# Ideal for Crustians.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 1:26, archived)
# Fingers crossed?
:D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 2:12, archived)
# As a Satanist...Jesus Christ was actually a really nice guy
And for once Satan had nothing to do with this scorning of Christ. Shame!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:52, archived)
# Fa fa a blah
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Big hand or small gun?
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Defiantly big hand
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 20:07, archived)
# {:-D
That's what they all say.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 20:09, archived)
# wow, haha!
nao dreamify the fuck out of this
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Batty.
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] we woz inverted.. i woz flippin him off!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 18:09, archived)
# ha ha haa
he needs more phone directories in the basket
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 22:18, archived)

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