hadaway an shite, man !\o/
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 7:29,
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Rough translation from Arabic: titties and beer. You do see it don't you. The invisible Arabic.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 22:08,
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"Now Ziggy played bass with a spooooo-oooo-ooooon..."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 21:31,
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wow, you're old PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 1:19,
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No not threes - these things ALWAYS happen in foursHowever the fourth is often a minor celeb or a friend of a minor celeb.
I bet the next to go is someone wank, like Celine Dion's husband.
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Fri 15 Jan 2016, 15:42,
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I bet the next to go is someone wank, like Celine Dion's husband.
That is rather nicely done
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 8:59,
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Like the imageBut which part is the guy who played grizzly Adams?
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Fri 15 Jan 2016, 23:48,
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allow me to ruin it 
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 16 Jan 2016, 11:40,
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G … you need a helping hand
O … you know we'll understand
O … we're with you right to the end
Everyone needs a friend, Goody, Goody, Goody
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Fri 15 Jan 2016, 8:48,
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O … you know we'll understand
O … we're with you right to the end
Everyone needs a friend, Goody, Goody, Goody
it's like sparkly drier lint
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 17:09,
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now there's a blast from the past Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:49,
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STOP THAT RIGHT NOW Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:54,
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That Dicaprio.....the transformations he goes through for a part, amazing.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 10:06,
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I went to see Vic and Bob filming Smell ofAnd the warm up guy stopped in front of me and shouted, FUCK ME THERE'S CATWEASLE!!!
Cunt.
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simbosan Hello you cunt,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 10:31,
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Does that hair curl look the same from every direction?
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Fri 15 Jan 2016, 12:48,
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BREAKING: GRUMPY CAT DEADwas aged 69 in cat years.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:04,
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imagine the hairballs!why did i have that on a/c?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Giant Pets"){kind=small}
Wills is quite proud of his giant budgie
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:12,
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His missushas had a cockatoo
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:18,
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trophy bird, innit? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:13,
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Geneticaly modified German Shepherds with flamethrower cocks! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 14:46,
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I was wondering what German Shepherds are called in Germany the other nightTurns out they do keep the German "Deutscher Schäferhund"
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:15,
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What do the Belgians call Belgian Waffles? What do the French call French Fries?Also, 'Royale With Cheese' why can't they just call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Here in the US, we have American Cheese
I don't think the rest of the world dares eat it. We should just call it 'the cheese'
Those questions should keep you out of trouble today :)
(Here in the US, we have American Cheese
I don't think the rest of the world dares eat it. We should just call it 'the cheese'
Those questions should keep you out of trouble today :)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 16:17,
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But this is too confusing...You Americans have this sport you call "football" yet it's really called "American Football" as it is nothing like real football.
Maybe "American Cheese" is like "American Football" and actually has no connection with Cheese?
(Maybe "American Cheese" is like "American Football" and actually has no connection with Cheese?
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 18:02,
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hmmm, maybe the word 'American' is just another word for 'imposter'Might not be correct, but i could fill a lot of pot-holes with that :)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 18:59,
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Interesting point about the fakesSomeone who claims to be "American" is usually from the "United States of America". But, the continent is North America which surely makes people from Cananananada and Mexico also American. Same with those in South America - a Brazilian is also American.
So shouldn't someone from the USA be called a USAinian?
It is all too confusing.
(So shouldn't someone from the USA be called a USAinian?
It is all too confusing.
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 19:08,
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:(Rickman's one of those people you think would last forever...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:17,
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I guess Lemmy just had to go that one extra, like Nigel Tufnel's amplifier Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:37,
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No Way! heard it first on B3ta :(
nicely done though Ninj
Q4nobody,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 14:05,
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Why not Trump or Murdock, or Katie Hopkins?Anyone, but Rickman, Bowie & Lemmy?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 14:29,
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It's a "Selling your soul to Satan in exchange for long life and inexplicable success" thing Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:57,
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so this is what it feels likeTo have your heart cut out with a spoon. *sigh*
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Thu 14 Jan 2016, 18:01,
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Another good un has departed!Quick Alan Pea from old..
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:14,
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That fucking dog better leave my sweet cats alone
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:16,
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Historicatly accurate 
mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:41,
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Make way for the Queen's giant pussy!
or, Changing of the Guard's Trousers
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:51,
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that'll teach those corgis not to shit on the lawn
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mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:58,
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That's no moon
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:46,
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imagine the earth spinshard I know, but just imagine
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:11,
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Lies!You should be burnt at the stake!
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inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:13,
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HAHA!Next you'll be telling us the earth is round, just like in your imaginary picture. But if that was true, how come on a clear day I can see Australia from Aberdeen? Fucking NASA propaganda bullshit!
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Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:18,
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Oh, crikey.I'm having a flashback to that time when Manley said - apparently seriously - that there's more evidence for the existence of God than for the existence of Australia: b3ta.com/links/561494
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:29,
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For someone who claims not to be a religious nutterHe does talk an awful lot of religious nutter shite
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:45,
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I did enjoy his other rant about SEO when monkeon posted that picture
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$$ ✅,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:52,
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I believe I missed that one.I take that to be fortunate.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:25,
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Gah!I have no idea what any of that means, of course. I just get a general sense that it'd make me want to punch a kitten.
Also: blimey: there's a bunch of usernames we've not seen for a while.
(Also: blimey: there's a bunch of usernames we've not seen for a while.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:32,
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having read most of that I now want to rip my bollocks through my eye sockets
( $$ ✅,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:58,
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Yeah but your sign is clearly in a geostationary orbit, so... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:19,
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I think it's a doctored photo, a large lump of stone that close to the earth would exert a gravitational pull enough to suck all the oceans to one pointon the image the existing coastlines are still in place
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:21,
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It could be polystyrene*sniffs*
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 13:37,
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Insert something about shadows here
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 15:17,
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They should at leastput his ashes into a tin can, and leave it floating in space.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:52,
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ugh, so there IS a queue
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 14 Jan 2016, 12:49,
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