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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GASTROPODS

We're following the sticky trail and entering the world of gastropods this week.
Show us slugs and snails in all their icky, slimy, crunchy glory.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:34, archived)
# Oh boy! I can't wait for supercelt to paste one onto a naked bottom!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:17, archived)
# haha
MOD
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo remake rather than repost*


*because the old one was about Live8
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 23:53, archived)
# Hehe!
Although, given the ridiculous amount I made on eBay in December selling set lists, guitar picks, crew T-shirts and other assorted concert tat that I'd picked up for free whilst working, I should probably feel a bit guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:19, archived)
# Hahaha
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:06, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
# very good
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 25 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
# Arse Making Buttons
I've obscure offending areas. Please don't kill me!

s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/24095/1456352949/arsemakingbuttons.jpg

[MOD EDIT - Still looks like porn, linked to be safe]
(Supercelts7, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:30, archived)
# whoops
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:45, archived)
# smells like porn too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 1:50, archived)
# Arse Making Buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:33, archived)
# Twin Peakes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 21:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 21:48, archived)
# I am the Smarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:07, archived)
# now i just don't know what to think
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35645141
www.theinvisiblegorilla.com/gorilla_experiment.html
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:07, archived)
# I'm surprised the hairs on the suit weren't considered too much of a risk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:20, archived)
# that's just what they want you to think you thought
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 23:00, archived)
# That is quite the most mental bit of footage I have seen for a long time and is therefore, in my humble opinion, deserving of an click.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] predicting this week's image challenge
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:59, archived)
# LOL IM DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:00, archived)
#
Hahaha, get out and walk!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:30, archived)
# adding up is hardly predicting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:33, archived)
#
hardly predicting nothing to be scared of
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:42, archived)
# all that face paint makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:53, archived)
# ADAM+ANTS=DIANA DORS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:55, archived)
# oof
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Feb 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 21:12, archived)
# that snail is ruined
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 7:41, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 8:20, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:33, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:35, archived)
#
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:21, archived)
# I would watch this so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 15:42, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 15:42, archived)
# Haha such a charmer at family get-togethers
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Feb 2016, 16:04, archived)
# I was really surprised it turned out they couldn't get along
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:53, archived)
# I would like to know where Batman's finger is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
# Flush!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Feb 2016, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 22:58, archived)
# Bm v Sm v SA


Click for bigger (310 kb)
(I_am_B, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:14, archived)
# rip his arms off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:39, archived)
# I was never allowed a Stretch Trump™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:41, archived)
# It's amazing the size the mouth can stretch to on those things
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:54, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 13:53, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:10, archived)
# I feel violently ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:42, archived)
# Ooooooooooof
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 12:04, archived)
# Top, middle or bottom.
He always chose bottom.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 13:44, archived)
# Ooooh - oooooh - look at me and my Hot Spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:43, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:48, archived)
# you'd think their capes would get in the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
# i like all of this.
all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:31, archived)
# Arf.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:49, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
# Is The Hulk holding the pole?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:12, archived)
# that aint no pole...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:21, archived)
#
hah /edit and dammit, beat me to it, now I'm in the reply and delete or just leave the post quandry
(I_am_B, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 17:59, archived)
# Beautiful, just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 11:43, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Gastropods - Add Slugs and Snails to things
Optical Illusions - Use them to make jokes and mash ups.
Kanye West - What desperate acts could he do to regain his wealth?
Bob Dylan songs - Take a Bob Dylan song title, and do something with it.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 7:51, archived)
# Let's slug it out
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Feb 2016, 7:53, archived)
# I'll have a B please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:09, archived)
# Slugs
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
# optical illusions
please.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
# slugz
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:55, archived)
# I'd like a Kanye version of the Dylan Don't Look Back video where every cards says "Kanye".
Kthx
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 12:16, archived)
# oh boy, he must have a shitload of cards in his hands
been watching this for half an hour now and he still hasn't run out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 12:56, archived)
# I like the bit at 42 minutes where he does a smile and a little shimmy.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 18:02, archived)
# Heck of a stutter there.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 17:52, archived)
# This is the best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:51, archived)
# God. He's so manly, isn't he. Look at that stare. He's tough as old boots, an' no mistake, guv'nor.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
# Slugs
SLUGZ
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
# Gastropods
thankings
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 13:46, archived)
# slugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
# A or B
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 18:54, archived)
# Snails and a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
# I heard the west of Kenya is rather nice this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:51, archived)
# 1 -- Gastropods I guess
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 23:00, archived)
# This is a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 2:24, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 7:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:19, archived)
# Occupying my brain
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:42, archived)
# ( :
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:48, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EElaqhquY00
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:11, archived)
# I LOVE Sab, but that cover is wank. You have improved it by 0.0000001%.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 19:40, archived)
# thankyewthankyew
*cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 0:49, archived)
[challenge entry] singing too loud in an avalanche zone....picnic ruined! :(


i.imgur.com/j4zE6h6.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 23:57, archived)
# Q. What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

This is good, gets a click and I'm here all week...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 0:31, archived)
# Or Richard Brandon's severed head, suspended above a newborn's cot.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 0:36, archived)
# That doesn't look anything like a Nun
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:05, archived)
# Said it before and I'll say it again
I love your gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 0:42, archived)
# High on the hill was a lonely goat turd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 2:17, archived)
# beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 7:18, archived)
# Woo
And yey!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 7:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 9:00, archived)
#
lovely stuff
(I_am_B, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 17:18, archived)
# Soz
photo Kanye Graham Norton Lever..jpg

*re-lurks in his lurking place*
(Featheredfish 's life needs an undo key., Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:40, archived)
# GRAB 'IM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:48, archived)
# you pull up his chair and i'll run down the shop for a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:21, archived)
# Great idea! What could possibly go wrong?

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:04, archived)
# doesn't affect lucky stars, so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:27, archived)
# so that's what happened to that missing malaysian plane
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:37, archived)
# The Sunday Sport told us of a B-52 found on the Moon
Toasty tells us of another aircraft found in Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Soaraway Sun told us that all members of UB40 found in Uranus
yours! your anus!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 11:08, archived)
# My son is in a play tonight and tomorrow
and one of his essential props is a Mars bar!
He was gutted when he saw the news last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Playing Mick Jagger?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo.... a lovely cup of tea and a slice of tripe anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
# never tried tripe
my granddad liked it, but he always put vinegar on it, which put me off even more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:30, archived)
# Tripe should be left in the Great Barrier Reef
...where it belongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:32, archived)
# where it can extrude its own guts and devour other forms of tripe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Well no wonder. You need mustard as well.
Proper English mind, none of that grey poop on.

Eeh, corner of Rawson St market of a Saturday... still have change out of a ten bob note... who's got me teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:41, archived)
# can't remember the last time i had mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:49, archived)
# There used to be a butcher in Wigan that only sold tripe.
All different varieties in different shades of unappetizing grey and different degrees of cowshit flavour.

Mmmmm. Tripe. Tripy tripy tripe.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:50, archived)
# i have no trouble with offal
and i love lamb's hearts, but tripe just doesn't appeal to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:51, archived)
# If a cow can't digest it, what hope for the rest of us?
Haggis is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:19, archived)
# haggis is lovely!
haven't had it for ages because it's very filling and i can only manage a small amount. it's too good to waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Fried Haggis
Stash the excess in the fridge, then slice and fry it up the coming days. Perfect with bubble n squeak.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:55, archived)
# life took a turn for the better
When Waitrose started to sell McSween's haggis. Used to have to truck up to Harrod's
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 22:20, archived)
# No thanks octagonal cups are just plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:47, archived)
# they make you dribble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Sauc(er)y!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:06, archived)
# ^can't count to ten^
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
# ^needs glasses^
Octoteacup
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Smoking really does age the skin
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:40, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:20, archived)
# Needs more wrinkles.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Richard expands his business...
(Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
# I wish I could erase richard branson from reality the same way the government erases your memories about the underground pyramids
research project bluebeam, tower7 collapsed exactly as it was supposed to given the gravitational pull of planet nibiru
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 13:57, archived)
# i really want to feed him camel turds
and see if that smug fucking gurn stays on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 15:29, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 21:07, archived)

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