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[challenge entry] hmm
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 9:30, archived)
# well, I like it
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 13:26, archived)
# ty :)
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 6:33, archived)
# You definitely love teh Trump
Racist
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 7:29, archived)
# No, I love FUCKLIFTS!
Twat
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:04, archived)
# Grab 'em by the willy
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 9:52, archived)
# if you could find it :)
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:01, archived)
# No idea what's going on there.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:07, archived)
# nobody should have to endure being touched by helen hunt
that meat-faced twat..
not even donald
the only thing worse would be getting touched by that donkey who turned ferris bueller into a cuckold. or mandonna.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:15, archived)
# LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 18:16, archived)
# Er, um, er
BRB
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] just seeing the pumpkins off
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 20:16, archived)
# Nice
They do that with the dog bins here.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 21:58, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Matisse - La Danse de Hamster
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 18:38, archived)
# its what he would have wanted
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 20:12, archived)
# Trumpton
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:08, archived)
# Oh fuck
*clicks anyway
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:50, archived)
# Typical rustic scene
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:10, archived)
# Ouch!
So, given the pic source, will his supporters be holding up pics of HRC saying "Burn the witch!"?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:25, archived)
# Well,
obviously. Because she is.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Argh!
At least b3ta should have one of those rare Brexit/Cameron Fucked A Pig days of a busy /board if he wins.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:01, archived)
# ah the good old day :)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:04, archived)
# I guess we'll discover the answer to the age old question
How many people will be able to whip up a photoshopped pic before the ICBMs hit.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 0:05, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:49, archived)
# Also this, but dont really know where I was heading with this..
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 18:26, archived)
# 'allo little lady
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 22:00, archived)
# Aargh, it's a dragon!
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] i've fixed him!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:27, archived)
# in..........the.........be.........gin.........ing........there........was...........leg.........s.
cli..........ck...........!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 11:57, archived)
# i didn't know you did impressions?
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:09, archived)
# ha ha
I wish I could do the jifs :(
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:09, archived)
# once you go gif you never go bif
or something like that.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Faster!
FASTER!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:07, archived)
# Steady on.
He's only just got them.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:43, archived)
# Let's not impede science!
More fastly more sciences!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 20:48, archived)
# oh yeah, baby
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:29, archived)
# Racist!!! eleventy!!!11!!!1!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 1:40, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:05, archived)
# (=
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:50, archived)
# top drawer
(, Mon 7 Nov 2016, 9:25, archived)
# SELECTION
What is long brown wet and sticky and comes out of cows backwards? Isle of Wight Ferry

Guy is pulled over for speeding. Officer walks up to him and asks” Having difficulty taking off sir?”

Which is odd one out: 5 21 28 35 39 41 49 & 58. 35, because it’s the only one with boiled rice.

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kind ’a cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches.

I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.” I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.” Cost me a fat lip but When you’re over sixty.................who cares?

I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Cost me a bloody nose.

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."
Went to club last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me 6 more stitches.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:52, archived)
# qotw is -----> that way
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:56, archived)
# Impressive lurkage
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:06, archived)
# Hooooow ya diddlin', b3ta?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:35, archived)
# I don't get the last one!
It's like you have crashed two jokes together!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:46, archived)
# Teal deer
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:07, archived)
# You're funny.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:09, archived)
# I hope this makes the newsletter.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:20, archived)
#

(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:33, archived)
# Well, it looks like you remembered your password at last.
Shame you logged onto the wrong site though.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 1:47, archived)
#
seems the jethro fan club is still kicking
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 6:51, archived)
# What a violent place you live in.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 8:10, archived)
# Wow

(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 12:00, archived)
# It's like an episode of on the buses
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:07, archived)
# Awww mum :(
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Muybridge's pre-Geocities work
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:45, archived)
# Stops.
Whistles.
Fucks off again...
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 2:10, archived)
#
lovely
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 6:48, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 10:29, archived)
# Well that's superb.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 1:19, archived)
# Yes/No/Spin again?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:41, archived)
# It looks like you're voting to ensure economic disaster.
Would you like help?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:45, archived)
# This Windows application has stopped responding to the system.
treble economic armageddon's all round.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:58, archived)
# did someone sneeze?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:02, archived)
# pretty!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Snow globe idea
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 19:32, archived)
# well we are near the Finnish
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:03, archived)
# I get this joke
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:38, archived)
# hoped it wasn't too obscure
the quiff wasn't quite up to the original
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:09, archived)
# It's the best he can do with what he has
There's only so much hairspray in the world.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:29, archived)
# Nice!
Haven't watched it for years. And maybe shouldn't.
One of the characters, Matti Pellonpää, was a fantastic actor. Our national broadcasting company produced a documentary about him, called "Boheemi Elää". Worth a watch.

edit: "Bohemian Eyes" is the title in English.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it should geogif
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:22, archived)
# This will win everything
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:33, archived)
# This took 15 minutes to download on my Compuserve! >:(
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:53, archived)
# I'm still expecting gifcities to exceed its daily bandwidth limit!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:55, archived)
# Whoah! I forgot all about those nasty bandwidth caps
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winnar!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)
# Super
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:27, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 16:59, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
Woo!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 18:06, archived)
# No further entries required.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
aces
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:45, archived)
# I think this should win
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:09, archived)
# Haha:)
(, Sun 6 Nov 2016, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] nh%&bs/av£bcam[@ipv?ry/
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Funny thing about this comp.
I realize my GIF skillz have not progressed since about 2002
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing myself
Not about you!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:18, archived)
# I give this 3.14159265359 out of 10.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:50, archived)
# well now you're just being irrational
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 7:12, archived)
# One thing I can tell you is you got to be ascii.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:23, archived)
# rainbows!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 13:26, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 22:25, archived)
# "Your Name Too Will Be On Ze List! Vot Is It?" "Don't Tell Him, M'Lud!"
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:58, archived)
# Das Reich also had a problem with one of them being gay in a quickly edited headline
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 12:50, archived)
# cunt
(, Sat 5 Nov 2016, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] rosebud?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 3:13, archived)
# :D I miss using POV-RAY
...ok, I only used it like 3 times, but I was happy with the results. I did a bicycle, a trumpet and a diamond (with diamond light refraction values). I don't have the images anymore :(
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 4:07, archived)
# Sorry, I have not one Scooby what ANY of that means.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 10:43, archived)
# you must know what a bicycle is?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:26, archived)
# He doesn't get out much.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah, your Mum!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:31, archived)
# POVRAY is an open-source raytracing application.
The guitar pictured in your post looks very much like it could have been a product of said application.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:07, archived)
# Ah. Right. Although, I got the wee guitar gif from the link on the original Image Challenge notification.
I am a technophobe and almost computer illiterate. And your man above is right ... I don't get out much.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2016, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Gifs were cutting edge animation at the time
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 22:32, archived)
# Noot nooooot!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2016, 23:36, archived)

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