
that meat-faced twat..
not even donald
the only thing worse would be getting touched by that donkey who turned ferris bueller into a cuckold. or mandonna.
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Sun 6 Nov 2016, 12:15,
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not even donald
the only thing worse would be getting touched by that donkey who turned ferris bueller into a cuckold. or mandonna.

So, given the pic source, will his supporters be holding up pics of HRC saying "Burn the witch!"?
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Sat 5 Nov 2016, 13:25,
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At least b3ta should have one of those rare Brexit/Cameron Fucked A Pig days of a busy /board if he wins.
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Sat 5 Nov 2016, 14:01,
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How many people will be able to whip up a photoshopped pic before the ICBMs hit.
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cli..........ck...........!
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What is long brown wet and sticky and comes out of cows backwards? Isle of Wight Ferry
Guy is pulled over for speeding. Officer walks up to him and asks” Having difficulty taking off sir?”
Which is odd one out: 5 21 28 35 39 41 49 & 58. 35, because it’s the only one with boiled rice.
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kind ’a cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches.
I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.” I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.” Cost me a fat lip but When you’re over sixty.................who cares?
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Cost me a bloody nose.
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."
Went to club last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me 6 more stitches.
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Guy is pulled over for speeding. Officer walks up to him and asks” Having difficulty taking off sir?”
Which is odd one out: 5 21 28 35 39 41 49 & 58. 35, because it’s the only one with boiled rice.
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kind ’a cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches.
I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.” I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.” Cost me a fat lip but When you’re over sixty.................who cares?
I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Cost me a bloody nose.
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy..."
Went to club last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me 6 more stitches.

It's like you have crashed two jokes together!
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 23:46,
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Shame you logged onto the wrong site though.
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Sat 5 Nov 2016, 1:47,
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Would you like help?
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:45,
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treble economic armageddon's all round.
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 21:51,
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the quiff wasn't quite up to the original
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Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:09,
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There's only so much hairspray in the world.
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Sat 5 Nov 2016, 0:29,
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Haven't watched it for years. And maybe shouldn't.
One of the characters, Matti Pellonpää, was a fantastic actor. Our national broadcasting company produced a documentary about him, called "Boheemi Elää". Worth a watch.
edit: "Bohemian Eyes" is the title in English.
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One of the characters, Matti Pellonpää, was a fantastic actor. Our national broadcasting company produced a documentary about him, called "Boheemi Elää". Worth a watch.
edit: "Bohemian Eyes" is the title in English.


I realize my GIF skillz have not progressed since about 2002
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:06,
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...ok, I only used it like 3 times, but I was happy with the results. I did a bicycle, a trumpet and a diamond (with diamond light refraction values). I don't have the images anymore :(
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 4:07,
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The guitar pictured in your post looks very much like it could have been a product of said application.
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Fri 4 Nov 2016, 14:07,
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I am a technophobe and almost computer illiterate. And your man above is right ... I don't get out much.
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