(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:45,
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This lil thing from 2015 resurfaced the other day, annoying news anchor thrown out from a Trump press meeting and some staff guy decides to add insult with a Get out of my country
/pol
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:33,
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a river bank you know? a fucking river bank *sobs*
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:48,
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i fear this may be the peak of this weeks comp.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53,
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thanks for the big ups :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:01,
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well yes.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:05,
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ah no. don't tell me it was a big downs?
*sad face*
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:07,
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i may be many things
but downs i aint
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:12,
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are you sure this isn't you?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:33,
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ya got me bang to rights and no mistake
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:38,
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ah good times.
remember when I got so pissed on you, after drinking home made port, that I couldn't walk and had to be dragged down your back to my mates house to be picked up by my dad? he was well pissed off I can tell you!
oh, you're only joshing...
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:57,
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hello caller, you're through to confessions
so please, go on...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:07,
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well there was that one time when I pulled out my...
hold on, is this being recorded for training purposes?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:24,
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It's being broadcast for entertainment purposes, we can tell you that much.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:39,
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"On behalf of myself and my family, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to your viewer, and promise that it will never happen again"
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:41,
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we'll be right back after these short messages...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 13:11,
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"Oh-Eight-Nine-One Thirty Four Thirty Four Thirty Four"
we've all called it
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:42,
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Oh right, I thought he was under the ground
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:53,
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he's not a womble
silly
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 10:56,
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hmmmm... are you being sarcaaarstic?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 11:02,
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Iain Banks died
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:04,
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ah yes
now I see it
my apologies, it appears I was incandescent with rage and missed the joke. story of my bleeding life
and that's why I b3ta :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:06,
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well, at least you still get the news from b3ta even if it was 2015 or something =)
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:04,
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The Player of Fish (instead of games, you see. Do you? Well?).
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:43,
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mmmmmmm
*wink*
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:39,
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feersum pun
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:05,
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I'm not reading that
I read Wasp Factory and that was pretty fucked up. Ah, who am I kidding, I'll fucking read it.
in fact Iain (and his "M" alter ego) is in my top 10 authors of all time :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:40,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AUTHOR SWAP
How much more bloody would Hamlet have been if it was written by George R R Martin? Would Stephen King's famous five have had such enjoyable adventures? Lets find out with a week of author/book swapping.
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 8:46,
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Accurate!
(SquiggyAlloria makes theme parks.,
Wed 1 Feb 2017, 20:31,
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I like how niche this is.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Thu 2 Feb 2017, 0:04,
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Author Swap - Stephen King's Tale of Peter Rabbit etc Draw Words - pick a word or phrase and illustrate it. e.g. "Hoar frost" - David Frost wearing suspenders and nipple tassels. Animals in space - Replace the crew of the Enterprise with dogs or show us a giraffe on the moon. Grand Designs - If B3ta made the Kevin McCloud tv show
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:39,
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aminalz
(b3rnard- ambidextrous & dyslexic,
Wed 1 Feb 2017, 9:58,
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Author Swap
I may even post something, I think it's been 8 damn months
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:06,
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iii
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 1 Feb 2017, 10:14,
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the formidable and magnificent north american red-necked hunter celebrated throughout the united states for its dogged disrespect for natural law and its fearless and intrepid long-range murder of unsuspecting prey
(Pretty basic play on words really... I'm a little bit embarassed...) Thanks to absent trumpeteer off the twitters for the much better subject line than I thought of