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# Gayshift?
Gayshift.



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(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:34, archived)
# HI I'M VIMOD WHAT VERSION OF PHOTOSHOP ARE YOU USING PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:55, archived)
# Tragic!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 14:22, archived)
# That should speed up their work a treat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 0:00, archived)
# No un-shopped selfies, please!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 0:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 0:49, archived)
# Hold this for me ...ok m'thanks


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(Fly Projector, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:40, archived)
#
Well, Hello, B3ta User: Fly Projector!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 0:46, archived)
# GOOD OLD LONDON


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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:38, archived)
# =(
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 21:32, archived)
# Keep 'em in the original cardboard box...
...they'll be worth more in the future...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:16, archived)
# NRFB more like!
all action figures and stuff I have ever collected/still have are all played with. fuck that! you can't eat them, you can't drink 'em and you can't wear them. some people stick them up their bums but that's not my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Stealing a man-hole cover is one thing--getting rid of it is quite another

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:05, archived)
# these rappers and their ridiculously oversized bling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:21, archived)
# they'll argue that size matters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 3:02, archived)
# talk about the long arm of the law
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 3:06, archived)
# it's an ancient chinese copper coin
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 23:47, archived)
# worth one peso in today's coin market
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] there's always skegness
(ozof, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:48, archived)
# am i the only one seeing an elongated metal nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:52, archived)
# you mean like 90's madonna? as opposed to madonna in her 90's
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:12, archived)
# kind of, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:16, archived)
# nope, dont see it.. you're on your own
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:24, archived)
# my mind is a strange place at times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:40, archived)
#
mind chest
(ozof, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 1:24, archived)
# checks girth.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:42, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Hotdog's had a heavy one

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:40, archived)
# hotdog needs to lay off the cheap lagers
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:43, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:17, archived)
# you want hot sauce with that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:51, archived)
# Squidgy.
*click* rapscallion is such a good word.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] “But it’ll cost the earth!”


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(lordfredatron lordfredatron, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 12:07, archived)
# i love this and, by extension, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:27, archived)
#
Leading the p h easants revolt
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:44, archived)
# hit one of those in a car a while back
they make a hell of a mess
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:49, archived)
# Why did the pheasant cross the road ?
......it was playing chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:00, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 16:04, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 19:03, archived)
# A duck was about to cross the road
A chicken ran up and said "Don't do it......you'll never hear the last of it"


(I stole this from recent radio 4 comedy )
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 19:25, archived)
# I know, those comedians are masters.
(Sorry I haven't a clue)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] too late :(
(ozof, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] She will not lead us into Brexit, as she'll soon be shown the exit


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(RoboJo, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 2:25, archived)
# Haha :)
She gurns so much I do wonder who'll play her when
Michael Bay finally craps out a sequel to Armageddon.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Sudden appearance of sink holes everywhere is baffling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 23:12, archived)
# Just put the rubber plug back in and they'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:12, archived)
# like a butt plug only larger I guess
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:54, archived)
# I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:21, archived)
# Looks like it could be a drain on public spending
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:19, archived)
# I've a sinking feeling you're right
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:53, archived)
# Bit obvious, but i want to join in the fun
(wankdog, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:32, archived)
# You could also do him as Mr Tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:35, archived)
# yes
(wankdog, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:43, archived)
# Haha winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 20:49, archived)
# fp this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 21:23, archived)
# Haha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 14:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 15:17, archived)
# Grab 'em by the little miss pussy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:40, archived)
#
*yewtrees*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] We're going on a Jeremy Hunt, We're going to catch the worst one..
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:36, archived)
# Lucille!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:34, archived)
# you'd think a pro NHS, Hunt hating, #1 selling kids book with high rating TV zombie show crossover picture would get more of a response
but nope :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:39, archived)
# Should've added a strategic swear, maybe?
Works wonders... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:29, archived)
# What do you mean? It's already there.
In the same way that Henry Kelly used to be a swear.
"That Henry Kelly's a right old Henry Kelly, ain't he?"
"Jeremy Hunt"
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 7:18, archived)
# Appreciative comment acknowledging the amount of work that has gone into this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:08, archived)
# Why is this not FP?
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 4:38, archived)
# Oh no! The Naylor report!
We can't get around it!
We can't go through with it!
We've got to do a U-turn!
(I helped save b3ta! epsylon, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:14, archived)
# scratch and sniff pages with "napalm", "bombed hospital" and "Victory"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:42, archived)
# Yeah, because those poor Germans and Japanese never did ANYTHING like that did they?
Oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 1:02, archived)
# Over 20 countries since 1945 apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 18:28, archived)
# Crikey
Is it really?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:00, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 20:55, archived)
#
Might take a bit of sifting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Meh, If the Krauts and the Nips couldn't take it then they SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING STARTED IT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbMGXXrF7ac
Fuck ALL of you fucking bedwetting liberal handwringing crybaby cunts. EVERY SINGLE poor fucker who served in RAF Bomber Command, the various Empire And Allied Bomber forces, The Chinese Bomber Armies, The Soviet Bomber Fronts and the USAAF Bomber Forces was a fucking HERO.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:59, archived)
# ^ ^ ^ upset
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jul 2017, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] neither a lender nor etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] wiff waff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:44, archived)
# That's great!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:58, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:14, archived)
# I like this far too much
(gijoel, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Oink.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:45, archived)
# Insta-FP!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:17, archived)
# Insta-Chuckle! !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:16, archived)
# Amazing
I love that she has derp eyes!
(OwlMan Woah mama, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 23:50, archived)
#
Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes. The Peppa Pig sweets in M&S contain pigs. I'd love some kids to come to that realisation halfway through.
(LokiMD, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 0:07, archived)
# I'm not surprised. I suppose the EU wouldn't let them be called that if they didn't contain a certain percentage of actual Peppa Pig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:36, archived)
# so THAT'S how they make torgo's executive powder!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 14:13, archived)
# Great book that is, well worth a read ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Despite the fact that her politics are quite opposite to mine
It's the best book I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Raising the bar for intellectual humour.
I'll google it and make out I've read it.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Sat 15 Jul 2017, 9:09, archived)
# "Would you kindly"...
...post a summary when you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 16 Jul 2017, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] a job's a job though yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:12, archived)
# was it ever established if the oompa-loompas were paid or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)
# i'm quite sure i have no idea what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
no, i honestly don't recall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:54, archived)
# Pretty sure they were illegal immigrants in any case
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:52, archived)
# :D like it
and thanks to Mondelez International it tastes crap too.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:37, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:22, archived)
# Charlie's dad (IIRC)...
...screwed the caps on toothpaste tubes. Bet the tossers didn't even give him minimum wage.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:29, archived)
# waddayagonnado?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:56, archived)
# Is this the sequel to Charlie and the Health and Safety Executive?
Was only a matter of time that the Chocolate Factory got shutdown after the "kid stuck in fudge pipe" debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:54, archived)
# the more you watch it the more it could be a horror
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 15:56, archived)
# It's basically Phantasm with sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:05, archived)
# that was how they marketed Phantasm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 16:19, archived)

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