that'll never workfirst time he goes for a swim, his top half will dissolve
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:38,
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looks like an emperor penguin to medefinitely seawater
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:52,
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Err - isn't the salt in sea water _already_ in solution?That kind of makes it harder for it to draw moisture out of something else.
Just sayin'...
Not startin' nuffink...
(Just sayin'...
Not startin' nuffink...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:53,
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with the cowbar?cows at a bar?
A bar of cows?
(A bar of cows?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:05,
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It's one of those cow tools we hear about(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 10:15,
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Hey! He's only 7.. and with a speech impediment... and a wooden leg.
(,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 11:22,
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a murder of cows
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:30,
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it's like a gay bar. but for cows. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 14:33,
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They owe their lives to a petty helium smuggler, known only as Helium Smuggler
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LS18,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 7:25,
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I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, FOR A BUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9mhsW5aWJM
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 3:37,
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Our all gayIt's true
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 9:54,
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Transformers with tits, ©JJ drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:57,
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upon reflectionany phrase beginning with trans and ending with tits works for me. Trans-Siberian Railroads with tits, for example.
( LS18,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:25,
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Kraftwerk's new direction leaves something to be desired drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:51,
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TitsTits
Tits
Tits
Tits on the radio
(Tits
Tits
Tits on the radio
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 8:25,
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That's the Olympic spirit girls, carry on as normal(
showrat I Fought The Law on,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:29,
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I'm sure that if they have a talk with the Dutch skating teamthey can build a new sled out of four ice skates and a rather large wooden shoe.
Sorted.
(Sorted.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:46,
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It won't 'CLOG' the track?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:29,
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Dam...Stop it...oooh thas gouda too...
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 23:30,
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If I weren't so lazy, I'd shop them pushing lawn mowers, or pumping up tires with hand pumps. But . . .
( LS18,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 22:11,
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hahahI don't know what that is but it looks like something Hitler would have owned with pride
Pic addition: Pit stop for repairs
(Pic addition: Pit stop for repairs
LS18,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 1:48,
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He would have wanted itbut the French Citroen engineers buried their 2CV prototypes until the war was over, then they made millions of them!
(
tubaman,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 6:12,
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Ugly, yesBut they were very successful - like the VW Beetle, but actually more versatile - the suspension was amazingly modern for the time.
( tubaman,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 6:33,
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Well, in those daysutility outweighed appearance. Even so, this little tin can was more sleek and stylish than, say, a horse and wagon which would have preceded it not all that long before.
( LS18,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:40,
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Oi!The only invisible thing around here should be Simpsons characters.
That's the rule.
(That's the rule.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 15 Feb 2018, 15:10,
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Raging due to perma-undies...Although neither of mine had those...
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:22,
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I had to photoshop them onthis is a family site after all ;-)
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:31,
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The compo. I think this should win it. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If toys were alive"){kind=small}
If the Old Maid (of the card game, Old Maid) were alive todaywe'd be seeing none of this Meghan Markle nonsense
( LS18,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 16:27,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEInappropriate furniture - Right place wrong chair
Animals at the gym - Show us all the Gym bunnies' friends
Spring Olympics - Squeeze new events in between Winter and Summer
Love - See if you can find it in your cold internet weary hearts
(Animals at the gym - Show us all the Gym bunnies' friends
Spring Olympics - Squeeze new events in between Winter and Summer
Love - See if you can find it in your cold internet weary hearts
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:56,
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Fall Olympicsas I think b3ta user mofaha will have some ideas about that
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:48,
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Failing that, I choose Lesbians at the gym mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 19:49,
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Lesbian gym furniture. In love.
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:37,
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And all the animals vegetarians didn't eat are running around happily somewhere.
(
_le_shat,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 15:02,
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oh noes, we've all got heart icons Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 10:34,
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Mine is black
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:51,
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Fucksake man Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 13:54,
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i had no idea he was in the original :)was he like a teaching assistant?
(,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 12:27,
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On his days off, a part-time sanitation worker makes both ends 'meat' with his McDonald's mobile franchise.
Roadkill makes tender Quarter Pounders
(Roadkill makes tender Quarter Pounders
LS18,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 6:54,
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Some real artMy daughter is currently between semesters at University so she's been doodling. This is work in progress
click to embiggeren
(click to embiggeren
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:19,
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NoHand painted in Photoshop.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:29,
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It took a lot of concentrated staring to find anything that gave away that it wasn't a photographWell done
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AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:33,
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Anyway The back of the head and the back of the neck isn't finished
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:30,
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Is that who it is? sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 18:02,
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this compo has made me feel wretched. trying to make people laugh shouldn't make you feel sad.
i daresay some people fit better than others into the b3ta fraternity and those people are quickly and volubly welcomed. i am obviously a very poor fit, so i'll just quietly bow out here.
thanks to jabber and the captain for being kind if they're around.
ta ta.
(,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:33,
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i daresay some people fit better than others into the b3ta fraternity and those people are quickly and volubly welcomed. i am obviously a very poor fit, so i'll just quietly bow out here.
thanks to jabber and the captain for being kind if they're around.
ta ta.
The broken heart makes this even sadder :(But b3ta has generally been shit these past years if you're looking for replies to images.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:52,
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It's just a shit compo, mateHard to get inspired for it. It's spacehoppers or gtfo.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:07,
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Is there a subsection on shutterstock dedicated to middle-aged women showing an unusually generous amount of breast?Asking for a friend.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:58,
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well i did google 'middle-aged woman showing an unusually generous amount of breast throwing a frisbee'
(,
Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:00,
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I loved Scarface PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:12,
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I was trying to do the Jolly Jack eyebrows but I got the scale wrong mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:14,
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Ahhh, the Groucho Marx moustache eyebrows PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:35,
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He's got those squirrel-tit-juggling hands mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:40,
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Busted.His dad is pretty nonchalant about it. Bad parenting!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:12,
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Very funnyRight up there with 'Womble jam' as a genuine chuckle maker
(,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:03,
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Will this suffice? 
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:02,
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I loved the original ones, so this should be great...
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:25,
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Do the words 'shit compo' mean nothing to you? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:25,
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