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[challenge entry] milan couldn't stand working for united


sorry

(ozof, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 3:22, archived)
# yep, I've heard that hover-jet hangings are on the rise.
🤢
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 4:39, archived)
# I like this - simple but wouldn’t have occurred to me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 10:28, archived)
# ta guv
(mind you, it's a bit cryptic, and i'm reasonably sure that if anyone actually got it, they wouldn't find it funny.)
(ozof, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:44, archived)
# on that note...g'nite x
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:53, archived)
#
✔
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:11, archived)
#
👌
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:11, archived)
#
😜
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 2:00, archived)
# Santana on left?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 10:32, archived)
# He's a right futter bingers
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 10:55, archived)
# ouch!
Many candles, old timer 🎂 twice!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:22, archived)
# congratz, simbosan
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Panel Celebrity Name Jokes


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(mankrandolph, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:05, archived)
# I hope this name catches on
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:26, archived)
# My next born will be called mankrandolph
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Rank man Dolph?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:54, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
# BEWARE!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:12, archived)
# wank yer handoff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:58, archived)
# Something you can only do twice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:07, archived)
# which should be a-plenty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 4:53, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:56, archived)
# Fine work
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:00, archived)
# Officials: "Probably not suicide"

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:24, archived)
# George of the Jungle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 1:29, archived)
# Ah, yes--a juvenile memory I'd forgotten
(Tarzan yell) Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that... (Tarzan yell ... "Oooh!") tree!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Craigmas, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:51, archived)
# open your bomb bay and we'll take a peek
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:30, archived)
# Fake, and Gay
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Craigmas, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:43, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:35, archived)
# Kipper tie?
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:30, archived)
# Much candlepower to you
🎂
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 5:11, archived)
# Much cheerspower back atcha
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Ay Ay
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaay Gill!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:32, archived)
# bluegill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:07, archived)
# haha Saturday night silliness
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Mini-Sumo dudes can fly (sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:58, archived)
# your mind works in very funny ways....
I am glad to say
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:43, archived)
# Oh, I dunno . . . miniature sumo wrestlers bouncing on a necktie
seems like a natural response to Jesus on a trampoline, doesn't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:29, archived)
# And it all make sense
thank you for the explainer
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:58, archived)
# ^this^
not that it wasn't obvious
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:32, archived)
# ooh emoji work on b3ta
well in the replies rather than subject line - I didn't know that

😄 😇😎
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:09, archived)
# Yes!
😎
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:13, archived)
#
they are 🐳y good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:15, archived)
# 🐕💨
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 21:25, archived)
#
🐕💨
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:08, archived)
# Top effort
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] needs more hulk hogan
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:40, archived)
# I like!
especially the image you used for the explosion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:08, archived)
# was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.. cheers
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:24, archived)
# hehe cleva!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:44, archived)
# Likey
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 7:03, archived)
# Got this today, the print quality is awful and all the pages fell on the floor when I opened it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:46, archived)
# Very droll
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:52, archived)
# They're Robin their customers with stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
# What a bunch of jokers.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:29, archived)
# Don't ever let Wolverine borrow your books
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:34, archived)
# Sorry couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
# I've just dicked with the site CSS a bit to make board a bit better on mobile
I don't think it's ever going to be great as fundamentally the site is not designed for phones.

But I've at least made it do three okish things

a. displays full size instead of tiny

b. reduced indents

c. made images max width of 100% so they don't burst out of their divs sideways

ANYWAY. Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:02, archived)
# Hi Rob
I think something's gone wrong with the newsletter link. Also QOTW seems broken.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:05, archived)
# humour
[DELETED]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:04, archived)
# Want to see a Fall Fashions joke rob?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:06, archived)
# one day this joke will get the recognition it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:13, archived)
# what joke is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:20, archived)
# THIS IS THE SORT OF NEGATIVE ATTITUDE WHICH IS HOLDING THIS JOKE BACK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:46, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:51, archived)
# It's nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:08, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:11, archived)
# I don't remember how it looked before, because it used to be pretty unusable on the phone and I stopped bothering
but this CSS dickage did seem to work

Also, some arsehole filled my entire phone screen with HIPPOPE exclamations.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:20, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:32, archived)
# Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:58, archived)
# It looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:01, archived)
# there's several more bits of the site to do
but it's better than what it was so that's good.

I should have done it years ago but I had in my head the idea that it was hard.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Lookin' good here...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 22:36, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 0:55, archived)
# The reduced indents are shit on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:02, archived)
# Hippopepotamus

Popes are better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:40, archived)
# HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE HIPPOPE
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:52, archived)
# Grandma?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The first rule is


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(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:05, archived)
# Ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:23, archived)
# Spoiler alert!
They're both the same person
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:58, archived)
# The first rule of Flight Club is TELL EVERYONE so you get the credit and publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] movie time
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:59, archived)
# Alligators and popcorn!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:46, archived)
# Crocporn?
maybe not
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:19, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:23, archived)
# mmmmm croc-tits *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:27, archived)
# L.O.L
('ello L)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] eveNING, PT
Looking for investors in the latest prop-driven mobile shitter. Interested?
(Wings are pending)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:34, archived)
# Even sexier than the last one!
'ts got more tits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:43, archived)
# Then you might be interested in overseeing this venture?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:50, archived)
# I just worry that the angle of the u-bend...
...the shit could hit hit fan
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:53, archived)
# Yeah, you'd need to be prepared for SHTF
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 2:02, archived)
# I wouldn't be able to focus on my work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:57, archived)
#
ork ank
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 2:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 2:53, archived)
# Nao do Beverly Hills Alligator
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:43, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Now I gotta do it
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:55, archived)
# Done!
:D
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 2:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 4:52, archived)
# Mods are asleep
post tardigrades
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] also this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 4:53, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:55, archived)
# This is life
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:32, archived)
# A thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:27, archived)
# Flight no more


Mod: Un-compod. Don't post other people's work on /board. Use /links to share work you have found.
(Victor Victoria, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:11, archived)
# Alright Magnus
Or do you prefer 'Mr. Muhr?'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:22, archived)
# ouch
busted
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:59, archived)
# We all [CTRL]+[C] / [CTRL]+[L] to some degree
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:47, archived)
# MODS
Copyright infringement
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:20, archived)
# Look what I just made!
image.ibb.co/iTWZRc/flightofthealligator.png
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:37, archived)
# You possess all the skills
*sulks*
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:56, archived)
# flies are a-maze-ing

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:26, archived)
# If it was that smart,
it would have flown.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:29, archived)
# Ah, but there is a transparent glass covering which prevents that option
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:52, archived)
# Bet it still couldn't find its way out of a wide open sodding window.
All flies are tossers. There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:28, archived)
# fp this now!
(ozof, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:56, archived)
#
i think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 4:19, archived)
# PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY
(sry, caps)
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 9:48, archived)
# Don't ask me why
(MRS2, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 22:10, archived)
# all glues
(Hemipygous, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:37, archived)
# it's a glue
it_s_a_glue
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:04, archived)
# That scene in The Matrix always makes me uneasy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 0:48, archived)
# Sorry to be 'that guy' but...
...mecha-bug burrowing into gut button:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
# wot . . . no fat Gloria?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:49, archived)
# She got stuck in her pod, or wormhole or something
...I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:33, archived)
# it's sagloo, but not just ordinary gloo.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:33, archived)
# Push the pineapple, shake the tree
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:57, archived)
# Yet more fruit bullying
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:29, archived)
# I like this even though I don't want to like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:57, archived)

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