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[challenge entry] DANCE FOR US, BREXIT HARDER!!!!!!



At tonights vote I expect it to be a bit like what happens when you donate to a sperm bank. Essentially everyone wanks into a cup and then they count the swimmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 12:18, archived)
# Gove's ruined. No more Shandy Bass for that lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:03, archived)
# He has the permanent look of a 16-year-old who announced his birthday party on Facebook, hundreds turned up and trashed his folks' place, but he doesn't mind because someone gave him a can of cheap cider and he's now utterly wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:51, archived)
# One way to settle the boys' squabble
Soggy biscuit.

Loser has to stay in the leadership race.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:49, archived)
# Duncan Smith likes those fishnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:10, archived)
# Rees-Mogg only has eyes for Gove (HEART EMOJI)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)
# Who could blame him?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 20:56, archived)
#
Moggy and Gove wrestling naked in front of a roaring fire at Chequers whilst the PM sips brandy and masturbates.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa May is past the 'breaking up with a stick' stage and on to the 'call Dynorod' stage.


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(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 11:37, archived)
# I think it's time for a trip to the V. E. T.
She just keeps going round in circles, unable to control her own arse* (*Gove).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 12:03, archived)
# :)


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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 12:08, archived)
# Lovely, made this one last year (I think?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 18:36, archived)
# Great Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Thanks for that report, Jeremy. And now we cut to the Tory party cabinet meeting..."
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 11:19, archived)
# If only...
she'd punch Juncker with them guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Wed 12 Dec 2018, 12:47, archived)
# Ha-ha! Kick harder, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:04, archived)
# shark below?
Helicopter above?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's PANTO SEASON!


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
"DO THE DANCE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:09, archived)
# Oh no it isn’t
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 10:27, archived)
#
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 10:35, archived)
# Aces!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:37, archived)
# Meanwhile in Westminster.....


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 8:08, archived)
# one thing that brexit has done
is highlight that loads of politicians are self serving cunts
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 8:54, archived)
# I am now 42.
The secret to life, the universe and everything is that our system of organised chaos only ever leads to marginal 'improvements' to everyday life. The big stuff (like massive rises in UK house prices) happens without them doing anything or doing something unintentionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 9:32, archived)
# Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The man is nefarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:21, archived)
# excellent
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:30, archived)
# Haha
I would happily pay for a comic about the Internet Archive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:35, archived)
# Heheh
Explains the sudden face melting too
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:59, archived)
# ahhhh, hahahaha!!
*clicks twice, clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:01, archived)
# I'm choosing to read that as "Doc Martens"
(97800, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:08, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:20, archived)
# Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 1:21, archived)
# Marvellous
Wait till they find his /talk posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 1:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 4:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 7:30, archived)
# Bravo!
This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Geek humour (with a nod to Fry and Laurie's Open University sketch)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV2
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:02, archived)
#

Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:38, archived)
# Clever
(97800, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:39, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:21, archived)
# Ver...
...y good.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 7:04, archived)
# ha ! Took a moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 9:24, archived)
# I DOn'T nOT GET THIS
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:25, archived)
# *edits*
I'd made the effort to get the right font and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:36, archived)
# PI is exactly 3
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:29, archived)
# But that's only in the metric system, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:02, archived)
#
I'd like to stick it in her figure....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A shamelessly self-promoting entry
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 20:02, archived)
# Happy Candlemas
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 20:05, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 20:21, archived)
# Merry birthmas!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 21:14, archived)
# candleations
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 21:24, archived)
# Congratulations on the anniversary
of registering an account on this website!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 21:29, archived)
# Happy waxmas.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:04, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 23:23, archived)
# Happy Candlemas...
I missed the candles *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:04, archived)
# Thanks one and all
Including the posthumous candleage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 0:09, archived)
# Where's all the hot birds at this sausage shindig?
jusssayin'....happyshitandallthat...cheers! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 1:20, archived)
# Did you not look up the stepladders?
*Always* look up the stepladders...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] EXCELSIOR!




(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 Dec 2018, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 11:34, archived)
# Well this is just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 21:14, archived)
# :'(
(97800, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] yawn
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 8:59, archived)
# Just got my yearly card
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 2:36, archived)
# It's better than that old Tony Blair one, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I always thought there was something dodgy about him.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 23:53, archived)
# I dread to think what the original said
(97800, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 23:30, archived)
# Nice
I wonder what lie Boris will have written on the side of the cat bus?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 23:40, archived)
#
Take back (flea) control
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 Dec 2018, 8:45, archived)
# oh, no, he's just riding those old dawkins buses
it's not like he thinks it's post-2009 or anything
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# lovely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 0:23, archived)
# Except when May goes missing,
No-one gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Dec 2018, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 20:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] click the dick for a bigger pic... quick!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 20:18, archived)
# Smocking? Smoking surely, unless I've missed the joke?
(Cerberus64, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 21:29, archived)
# Trump tweet
"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.”
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I hadn't seen that one.
Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 21:48, archived)
# He knows words
(97800, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Dilbert's Bad Day
(JauntyArt, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad kitty 2
(plankton, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down.
(plankton, Mon 10 Dec 2018, 17:31, archived)

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