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[challenge entry] NWOT


...but I couldn't figure out how to reply to Rafi. Sorry Rafi.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:17, archived)
# As no-one will tell you...
Click 'new message', upload it, copy the code in the box but DON'T click 'post this message'.
Instead just click 'B3ta' and go back to a thread and paste the code in the 'reply' box.
You can then have a reply with your picture embedded, rather than multiple threads. Like this:
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:02, archived)
# * press space key and F1 throughout
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:28, archived)
#
That seems obvious now that I think about it. Thank you, helpful citizen.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:30, archived)
# No with a knife.
(gijoel, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:39, archived)
# That's not a knife
This is a knife
(Imagine a knife now appears before you)
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Chelsea Manning



(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry]


Quickest and shittest so far, methinks
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:13, archived)
# Ha Ha!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick & shit


Not particularly cryptic either
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:27, archived)
# I'm drinking Alec right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 1:22, archived)
# Does he know?
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:33, archived)
# I had dream like that once when I was trying to kick booze
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:34, archived)
# Boris Bitch Tits
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:03, archived)
# horrific and brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:45, archived)
# This is super
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:06, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:40, archived)
# His name
is Boris Johnson


( also, i like this )
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 19 Jun 2019, 9:34, archived)
# funny
and I'm glad that's one image and not a jpeg / gif combo which someone would do and it's would fuck up when stuck on Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 13:00, archived)
#
originally posted it as two separate images on twitter then combined them to make a gif prior to posting here as I didn't think that was possible
(JauntyArt, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 17:10, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Legstab Jones
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:53, archived)
# or Natasha Leggero :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:54, archived)
# Nancy Kerrigan?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:08, archived)
# Ow! My knee hurts in England!... OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:14, archived)
# Are you still attached?
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Not my knee actually....heh heh
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:44, archived)
# What’s the answer, Pedro?
Girl who sports Union Jacks on her leg is stabbed by cartoon spears, probably thrown by cartoon Indians, and is now in obvious pain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:54, archived)
# Brit Knee Spears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 21:57, archived)
# No...you are wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:26, archived)
# But but...
I'm the one who made this!

Do you call GOD wrong when he made cats and called them 'cats'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:29, archived)
# Satan made cats.
Called them cats...short for catastrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 0:00, archived)
# Wounded Knee?
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:37, archived)
# Spear and (Colin) Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:47, archived)
# Dollknee Sparton?
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:39, archived)
# I used to be an adventurer like you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:52, archived)
# That's what I thought, too.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 1:23, archived)
# It's Tina Turner, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:28, archived)
# Tuna Turner
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 22:38, archived)
# i new it!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 1:08, archived)
# We don't need another gyro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm - verby?


Click for bigger (250 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:58, archived)
# yeah, a bit verby, but 'rules are made to be broken' or something like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Checkmate
grandmasterflash
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:39, archived)
# MAA?
I don’t get it.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:39, archived)
# so that's grandmaster flash and the curious pie
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:31, archived)
# Tony Grabcock?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:33, archived)
# Thass 'im
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:38, archived)
# That’s a whole armful.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 14:40, archived)
# Cockney Grabinski?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:19, archived)
# "Wank-a-pint-of-milk-a-day"
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:58, archived)
# Now do Tony Curtis!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 20:22, archived)
# This is really hard...
Sorry I mean flaccid
(Scumbrian like eh, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 11:04, archived)
# A pint? That's almost an armful!
...on a good day ;)
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Thu 20 Jun 2019, 22:16, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:29, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:08, archived)
# Sue the fuckas
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:55, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that him answering his phone while driving makes it entirely his fault
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:12, archived)
# The perspective on frame 2 hurts my eyes
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:39, archived)
# No surprise. This also hurted the driver very badly.
He's about to hit the side so the perspective makes sense.
(MRS2, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Interesting times...

 
Original
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:23, archived)
# Hehe
Rick Moranis as Gove
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:37, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:44, archived)
# So long as he's good at doing taxes, that's the main thing.
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:51, archived)
# If he's a Brexitory, *avoiding* taxes is more important
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:31, archived)
# I believe this is still relevant :
twitter.com/lexistwit/status/748549607265869826
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:28, archived)
# LOL. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:13, archived)
# Spot on! :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:56, archived)
# I love Spaceballs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:15, archived)
# Had to search the original.
Tineye says they are identical!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48671048
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jun 2019, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm - seamy
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Reese
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:48, archived)
# No so fucking silverware
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:01, archived)
# Gary Oldspoon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:31, archived)
# Devilina Jolie
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:48, archived)
# Not so fucking With-her-spoon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 16:09, archived)
# Act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:14, archived)
# Jetty horse?
Boardwalk pony?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:20, archived)
#
it's a particular breed of horse
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 9:41, archived)
# Whatever it is, it's under pier pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:32, archived)
#
I even put a clue at the end of the pier
(JauntyArt, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 12:21, archived)
# What - a horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 13:07, archived)
# It is a pretty big clue
(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 15:02, archived)
# I can see him!
Palomino Cunt-Bubble?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] From my archives
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(stellarpioneer Beware the fanny-ferret and spaff-badger!, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:42, archived)
# Pirate, corruption and lies
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:13, archived)
# Peter and the wharf
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:20, archived)
# New ordAAARRRR
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:20, archived)
# Amputees like us
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:30, archived)
#


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 1:12, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 4:56, archived)
# Jorja Fox eh lads eh eh
(97800, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 7:45, archived)
# Best thing evar!
oh, wait :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical entry for the two or so people who saw the story today.

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:46, archived)
# they're selling boris wigs on ebay man
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:47, archived)
# The shittest decade in the history of mankind is over

fuck i forgot the quote
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 0:25, archived)
# Kevin Costner has really aged
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Jun 2019, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] could have been done
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:22, archived)
# Easy Bouncer
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Chinny reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 20:16, archived)
# wee skate?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 22:17, archived)

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