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[challenge entry] Benidorm 1942. 5:45am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:44, archived)
# waiting for nigel, boris and jacob
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why people think it's fine to just leave litter on the beach, At least bury it a few inches in sand to pretend to care.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:26, archived)
# that's what I do when I shit in my box
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:36, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 14:54, archived)
# You'll need to take it up with customer service.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Aug 2019, 13:22, archived)
# LMFAO
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 14:02, archived)
# ELO
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:33, archived)
# S.V.R.B.C.
(97800, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:39, archived)
# F.U.N.E.X.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 7 Aug 2019, 12:21, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 11:55, archived)
# It's not that funny really.
They've good grounds for sueing the nob who posted the picture for libeling them.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 14:27, archived)
# how is the photo a false statement?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 14:40, archived)
# to be fair I think it was a person dicking around sitting in an unused 'seat'?
they could of course have just said that rather than "take the photo down"

PR disaster all round
(horrid, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Seems there's some dispute over it being "bantz" or not, the original poster added this:
"One has to wonder how safe the rest of the plane was. This was her seat. The lady was moved to a spare seat once the flight was fully boarded. Not sure what would have happened if the flight was full."

So sounds more like a mix up on boarding perhaps. Non story/misunderstanding blown out of proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 16:07, archived)
# either way it makes the plane look pretty shit
(horrid, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:53, archived)
# Reportedly he wrote:
"This is a real photo of a plane currently descending to Geneva."

But the photo was taken much earlier, while still boarding.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 16:25, archived)
# Parsing the statement, it doesn't necessarily mean that the photo was taken during the flight's descent...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always next Summer to look forward to...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Aug 2019, 10:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Hehe!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Aug 2019, 12:32, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 15:50, archived)
#
"And this was no disciplined march; it was a stampede--a stampede gigantic and terrible--without order and without a goal, six million people unarmed and unprovisioned, driving headlong. It was the beginning of the rout of civilisation..."

From "The History of the United Kingdom, from 1702 to 2019".
(alloydog, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:17, archived)
# When did the terrorists awaken the alien invaders?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Worlds_(TV_series)#Premise
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah, like they'd fly the union jack, what quicker way to get torpedoed
(97800, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:45, archived)
# 52% of you are ze enemies of europe, we can't take ze chance
(97800, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:12, archived)
# "Britons"
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Aug 2019, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 6:48, archived)
# That works very well, excellent hen source pic selection.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:26, archived)
# “< - hen~hen! - >”
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Aug 2019, 13:57, archived)
# "< - Yay!
"

Yay! - "
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 8 Aug 2019, 5:50, archived)
# looks like i broke the markup language
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Thu 8 Aug 2019, 5:53, archived)
# Just a drawring


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 0:21, archived)
# ...and if you order now!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 0:37, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 1:00, archived)
# wha... which one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 1:08, archived)
# Brexit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 4:27, archived)
# Their life cycle is fascinating




(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Aug 2019, 3:49, archived)
# Spawning season! <3 <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Aug 2019, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 21:55, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 22:40, archived)
# Jock! Start the pedalo...
likes n clicks
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 23:26, archived)
# Ha! Rockin' and rollin!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on lads.... I've got an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 20:50, archived)
# Canute
(97800, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 21:24, archived)
# The proper spelling of canute is CNUT.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm laughin' at clouds, So dark up above, The sun's in my heart, And I'm ready for love.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 17:17, archived)
# Nice!
I want to play Parasol Stars now
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 21:51, archived)
# earworm
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 22:44, archived)
# YES
(97800, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 9:27, archived)
# Choose... the dark side
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Aug 2019, 10:50, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 11:49, archived)
# Tis but a nicely cauterised scratch.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 6 Aug 2019, 12:26, archived)
#
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 6 Aug 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Always this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Canute...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 10:58, archived)
#
Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 11:09, archived)
# Ah, the good old Dunkirk spirit
Think you're doing really well then discover you're way out of your depth and have to retreat, relying on other people to bail you out and costing a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 11:13, archived)
# The proper spelling of canute is CNUT.
The 'Canute' spelling is people being afraid of others reading it as C#NT.

Just looked this up to confirm my vague recollection of it from the deep past and found this: www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/comedian-gets-the-last-laugh-over-fcuk-logo-row-8975113.html and it appears to be a film as well.

(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 13:33, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 18:21, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 10:16, archived)
# Hands are too big...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 15:41, archived)
# Tomato ketchup wank?
We've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 22:40, archived)
# Ketchup bros
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you kidding me, those castles are fucked



(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cone Wars.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You maniacs, you blew it up!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 6:58, archived)
# This made me smile
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 8:41, archived)
# Haha!!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 9:07, archived)
# He's not happy about inflation!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha I love this!
This is my exact reaction on the beach when small children appear and stamp on my sandcastles...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 9:28, archived)
# You maniacs! you forgot the kite!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Aug 2019, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It's best not to ask where the meat came from
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 0:27, archived)
# Never could watch another Freddie movie after seeing the little screaming meatball heads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 1:39, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 5 Aug 2019, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI, 2 WEEKS AGO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 19:27, archived)
# Don't stop there - you can get "Sage in the Goose"
(Now I'm hungry)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 20:45, archived)
# But it was 'change a letter', not 'change some letters'
"...It's a words and music week, pick a song or album and replace a letter to make a new word and ideally a funny. It's a letter change music challenge"

...ok, I did fail on the 'funny' part, but otherwise, I am fully compliant.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:00, archived)
# Rules are made to be broken - especially when hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 22:21, archived)
# I'm hungry too.
Getting ready to cook some chicken breasts which have been wading in horseradish and mustard sauce *schluuuurp*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 21:01, archived)
# TO BE THIS GOOSE TAKES AGAS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 4 Aug 2019, 23:49, archived)
# I like this
(97800, Mon 5 Aug 2019, 0:11, archived)

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