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[challenge entry] I just hope nobody got there before me?!

It's got to be the scariest thing in the workplace, surely?????
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:12, archived)
# I'd like to mount her boot volume
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:28, archived)
# She's 82 you know
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:41, archived)
# She's a real dog though.
'nuff said
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 18:18, archived)
# #Me_RS232.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 21:50, archived)
# Also starring Colonel Panic
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Co-starring
General Protection Fault
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 18:03, archived)
# Special guest star
Guru Meditation.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 19:23, archived)
# Jack this either-net cable into your wide area network... Oo-err!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 18:02, archived)
# either-net
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 18:05, archived)
# no net november
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 19:09, archived)
# Tightrope walkers hate it!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 19:15, archived)
# in'erface
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 23:44, archived)
# The cavernous 'Digital Divide' grows ever wider.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:13, archived)
# I guess the small consolation is that Windows 98se is still supported, but I am forced to use Mozilla Firefox
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:17, archived)
# Support for windows98se has been deprecated
And will be completely removed come the revolution.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:39, archived)
# NOOOO!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:42, archived)
# You can always upgrade to Windows ME
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:44, archived)
# Log Off P
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 15:12, archived)
# That's 'P' for Pedro
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 15:12, archived)
# No real names
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 15:34, archived)
# What's new? What's cool?
Based on the version, I'm guessing it's penny-farthings and hula hoops.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:26, archived)
# I need help finding decent Gopher and Usenet clients for Windows 10
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:27, archived)
# I've heard Internet Explorer is very good, if that's the sort of thing you mean. Also AOL.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:37, archived)
# I heard good things about Internet Explorer.
It's based on NCSA Mosaic
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:42, archived)
# AOLOL
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:58, archived)
# are you licenced to hunt gopher clients?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 21:28, archived)
# Seems to be offline.
Maybe just upgrading things at Netscape?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:43, archived)
# ...but I do get this cool animation as pages fail to load...
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:44, archived)
# WELCOME TO MY WEBSITE!!! UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 15:00, archived)
# Oh my, look at the time. I must shower and head out for the day...
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:52, archived)
# 😭
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 19:37, archived)
# BE NICE
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 20:06, archived)
# .......WE LOVE MRS. SMITH.......WE LOVE MRS. SMITH.......

WHERE SHE GO? .............................TRIBS SCARED HER OFF!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 20:27, archived)
# Somebody set up us the bomb
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 23:23, archived)
# :D
Error 1010
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Scariest episode ever

(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:34, archived)
# Scary LOLz
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:43, archived)
#
A few years ago I had to look up that episode of Space 1999. I recall watching it one afternoon at a friends house during a half term and it leaving me shaking with fear.

I was amused at how tame it really was and who the guests were on the episode.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 6:14, archived)
# Haha a few years ago me and a friend was gherkins from a jar
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 1:47, archived)
#
pooɟʇɐq ǝʞᴉl sllǝɯs ɥʇɐǝɹq s,ʇɐq ʎW
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:09, archived)
# ?taht ob uoy woH
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:42, archived)
#
/ɯoɔ˙ʇxǝʇuʍopǝpᴉsdn˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ
www.upsidedowntext.com/
ɥʇʇd://ʍʍʍ˙ndsᴉpǝpoʍuʇǝxʇ˙ɔoɯ/
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 12:18, archived)
# Boo....
....I thought you had some real magic.
You're a big fat phoney!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:09, archived)
# :D :D :D
norks
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:42, archived)
# Nice Norks!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:43, archived)
# Norks without borders
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 2:57, archived)
# finally some action fo the Boy Wonder
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 7:59, archived)
# He fucked Tempest Storm for 2 weeks! I guess you missed that episode.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:05, archived)
# ɥoๅʎ ʇᴉʇs¡
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 9:51, archived)
# ¡ ɐoɥM
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:06, archived)
# I've fallen and I can't get up. Or get dressed.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 11:24, archived)
# .......RIGHT!?!.......
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:06, archived)
# Well it never makes any sesnse
But there's always a naked lady so it's all good
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 14:43, archived)
# Ladies don't like wearing clothes!
True Facts!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 17:08, archived)
#
HOLY TITS!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 18:17, archived)
# *worships*
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 19:29, archived)
# Test
Is b3ta borked again?
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:37, archived)
# Replies aren't working
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:58, archived)
# Are images fragging too?
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:59, archived)
#

(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 18:17, archived)
# oh the humanity!
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 18:19, archived)
# What's up with replies?
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 20:40, archived)
# *slaps bass*
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:23, archived)
# Dirty boy!
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:23, archived)
# ...you can fit so many minnows in this bad boy!
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 0:22, archived)
# Sad to say, I’m still a meme twat, and I really like that one.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 3:06, archived)
# My favo(u)rite one currently,
The crying woman pointing at the grimacing white cat
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 8:20, archived)
# What’s the DEAL with REPLIES?? Have they already been plied once, and now we have to replie them?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 3:04, archived)
# And what were you seeing
Was wrong?
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Phew!
It's fixed!
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Tales from the brexit crater...
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 9:42, archived)
# Fuck the UE and bring on WW3
World war didn't do my grandad any harm
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 10:04, archived)
# i daresay
there’ll be some bloated refugees along in a bit
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 11:59, archived)
# Looks like Brussels has started straightening croissants now too
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 17:37, archived)
# Oui Oui! All part of our master plan...
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Pastry is not bread, silly forrin
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:15, archived)
# We have a winner
:D
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:41, archived)
# great stuff
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 6:44, archived)
# ^^
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 10:06, archived)
# Genius!
:)
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 9:30, archived)
#

(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Muhuhahahahaha-hah-ha-haaaaaa...


(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 10:29, archived)
# Stands to give applause
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 10:43, archived)
# Cool text bro
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:25, archived)
# Yours tairs
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 17:29, archived)
# What's this? what's this?
I can't believe my eyes!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:54, archived)
# The only thing more scary would be Boris's Johnson!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:05, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 2:16, archived)
# Is this about Brexit?
It's too subtle.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 23:35, archived)
# saw that morrissey thing earlier and thought of david gilmour
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 1:34, archived)
# You can't spell ALUMNUS without ANUS
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 1:36, archived)
# that is actually correct!!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 1:53, archived)
# What if you can't spell ANUS?
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 18:29, archived)
# There's also, sun, sum, ulan, alum, maul...
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 19:51, archived)
# You won't know what an alumnus is anyway.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:45, archived)
# That would be horribilis
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 16:28, archived)
# i do not mean to brag but i am really pleased how i did that edit
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 3:06, archived)
# today I woke up sucking a lemon
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 18:30, archived)
# That should be your sig.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 2:16, archived)
# I almost changed my sig today I think. Maybe next week.
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 2:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 23:10, archived)
# "I have a severe eye disorder which means I can barely even see you, you insensitive bastard."
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:13, archived)
# "so? What did you mean, asshole?"
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:18, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:19, archived)
# is this too big? i did make a smaller one but i figured it's a vertical limit rather than horizontal
i'll shrink it if anyone wants though
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:34, archived)
# The damage has been done :(
HAHA, it's fine. and quite 'WOO!'
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 0:52, archived)
# thanks! you're sweet.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 1:14, archived)
# something silly I did for someone, prolly been done already elsewhere, but not doing a lot of 'shoppery these days
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 20:41, archived)
# We're gonna need bigger bed...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 20:47, archived)
# I'm assuming this is Jaws-related?
Being, like, 12, I haven't seen Jaws, but I'm sure the joke is good.
I'm sorry to TJ but I actually need a little advice from anyone in "the know" re: how to find my old new threads?
I have a thing I want to post but I can't remember if I posted it before, so I'd like to check.
Any help would be appreciated.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:13, archived)
# https://b3ta.com/search/board/94508 ?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:21, archived)
# is there a way to limit this to new threads only?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:45, archived)
# pictures of either cats or dogs?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:26, archived)
# no it's a comic strip with blob characters
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:45, archived)
# do a search on here for the filename
unless you've renamed it
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:06, archived)
# or, don't bother
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 23:27, archived)
# I'm 12 and what is this
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:11, archived)
# huh? Wha? dungeddit?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 20:29, archived)
# no reason
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:07, archived)
# Orthopaedic pedantry:
The fibula (the smaller bone in the lower leg) is a lateral (outer side) structure, yet each of these skeletons has them on the medial (inner) side.
Also the thumb is on the side of the radius, not the ulna, so the hands are also the wrong way round.
Still, even Rembrandt got his forearm anatomy wrong! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anatomy_Lesson_of_Dr._Nicolaes_Tulp
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:32, archived)
# Well that's much funnier.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:38, archived)
# oh thanks
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:42, archived)
# IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I LAUGH AT FACTUAL DETAILS
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 18:32, archived)
# Joking :D
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:44, archived)
# That's photoshop for you
Actually I only copied and pasted Heather - the rest was a source pic
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:43, archived)
# Also, Heather Mills lost her *left* leg, below the knee
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:45, archived)
# "sigh" I go lurk a while
happy candles btw :D
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:49, archived)
# Also gays are always missing a rib
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 18:45, archived)
# there's no evidence for it, but it's a scientific fact
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:10, archived)
# something something adam and eve it
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:37, archived)
# </lurk>happy candles!!!<lurk>
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 19:24, archived)
# Happy Candules!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:34, archived)
# Is Heather's skeleton male or female? Or is there too little pelvic detail to tell?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:29, archived)
# Thank god none of these are displaying sleeve eagles.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 20:28, archived)
# Ha!!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:12, archived)
# Looks like he had to split
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 12:59, archived)
# Yes, in septemdecfurcative fashion it appears
😖
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] magenta is a color that helps to create harmony and balance in every aspect of death; physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 14:49, archived)
# Monster, monster
If anyone remembers
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 16:51, archived)
# I love how happy he is with them...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 21:06, archived)
# clearly they'd come in handy when playing bass
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't pea while you all are watching.... oh wait, here it comes
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 13:04, archived)
# I miss Jodie Foster
(, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 12:16, archived)
# I was discussing it with my brexiter landlord, who usually votes green (and tactically labour)
and when i said "I'd better vote labour this time, to keep the tories out" he said "I don't think we should talk about it." "why? you're not gonna vote for farage are you?" "..............let's just say I'm not voting for the tories".

Seriously considering moving out, now. Being a brexiter is bad enough but voting brexit party is just over the fucking line.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 19:29, archived)

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