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(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 23:50, archived)
# My urethra burns
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Can a Rooster Cockburn?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 0:06, archived)
# Franklin?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 3:57, archived)
# you're in trouble now?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 9:28, archived)
# What are you accusing me of?
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 9:51, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Tobruk...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Oymyakon (Siberia)--coldest inhabited place on earth.
Many frostbitten ears, no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Top of the Toffs
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 17:11, archived)
# Daddy sends hugs
(97800, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 18:04, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 14:47, archived)
# Doc... the insurance...
you paid it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Facebook would've probably never got popular....


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If they had just stuck with their original plan.
(WGCtrev, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 13:58, archived)
# :)
But Assbook might have succeeded
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 15:01, archived)
# haha tops
I once met Dirk Benedict in Cardiff. Bloody ruddy nice fella he was too :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 25 Jan 2020, 20:04, archived)
# It's all about that there (Mr) T Witter, these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Okay, well maybe not THAT low.....


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(WGCtrev, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 13:25, archived)
# Managed to find that page
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-51148101
Further down, there is the usual pic of the terminus with the LLA logo.
Funny how it looks as though it was originally designed to look like three 'L's with the last one knocked over by a low-flying aeroplane.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 13:43, archived)
#
I like the way they say 'Pilot Confusion' but not....'Piss poor labelling by Portuguese airport workers'.
You'd think they'd just paint in big numbers on the tarmac "Distance to end of runway 780 metres" (eg).
(WGCtrev, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 13:46, archived)
# You're right, I want my pilots to be standing up over their controls, craning their necks
and trying to read what's painted on the runway while they're taking off.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 25 Jan 2020, 17:44, archived)
#
They do. They also have windows that open at the front. I shit you not.
(WGCtrev, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 17:54, archived)
#
Oh and BTW I live only a few miles from Luton, have friends that live in the town, and regularly pass through it.
It is in no way part of London. Nor is Stanstead. And Gatwick is probably as far out from the M25 too.
It's honestly quite a stretch to call these London airports.
They are about as much London airports as Calais is a Dover port.
(WGCtrev, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 14:45, archived)
# raises the question of how far London will expand/spread
map thing with data up to 2050
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 21:35, archived)
# I think you must be the only person in the world to have noticed this fact.
It must be because of your fascinating personal connection to Luton.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 25 Jan 2020, 23:36, archived)
# I never realised Trump's hands were so small.


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(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(oldest toddler, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(oldest toddler, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 6:37, archived)
# it's the arts
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The brave brave brave brave brave Sir Robin.....my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 19:43, archived)
#
imgur.com/r7ZRCBr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 23:14, archived)
#
yep
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 3:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Your source for horse:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 3:26, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 25 Jan 2020, 20:05, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Jan 2020, 3:27, archived)
# 10 / 10, would use as desktop...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 10:45, archived)
# Things I do when I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 2:27, archived)
#
I see you on /casualuk :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure which...
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...compo to enter!
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:58, archived)
# the one where you change a letter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Also the one with the flying circus
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:54, archived)
# T · R · I · E · N · D · S
The one where the two tri-human chimeras attempt to interface all six sets of genitals simultaneously to conceive an unholy spider-baby, with hilarious results.

I would 'shop this, but it'd never be as funny as a monochrome faceswap of Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May, so there's probably no point.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:14, archived)
# Rule 35 : If porn depicting two tri-human chimeras attempting to interface all six sets of genitals simultaneously doesn't exist, make it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 1:30, archived)
# You stepped in......something...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(oldest toddler, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:28, archived)
# *squints*
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Shit
Why's it so big?
(oldest toddler, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:03, archived)
# Don't worry
when the mods wake up, they'll fix it
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:06, archived)
# I did it
Never using phone again to make stuff
(oldest toddler, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:12, archived)
# Well done
I made the same mistake once, phone screens auto re-size (which is great for viewing but terrible for uploading)
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(oldest toddler, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 20:19, archived)
# I can't see that
It's too small
Edit: Better :)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 20:23, archived)
# silent pill
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 20:30, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11304757
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:00, archived)
# MACS J1149 called, they like your pic
(97800, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:12, archived)
# What's your vector Victor?
I am sure the virus is a lot more tasty than the old drinks. The bubbles they used in the ads also look slightly like cartoon viruses which makes you wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 17:14, archived)
# Phallic bottom right...
Phallic; bottom, right...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 17:53, archived)
# 60p refundable deposit right there
Think of all the blackjacks you could buy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 18:28, archived)
# And 'fruit salads'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Fuck it's been a week... Time for home, beers and furious self-abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 15:43, archived)
# OMG remove the spiky hat first plz, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 15:58, archived)
# How do you know his head isn't even spikier under that hat?
Unless you already... ah, right.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 Jan 2020, 16:02, archived)
# I am hoping!
*waits with baited breathe*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 16:12, archived)
# You'll need to remove Barbie first. If you still can.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:27, archived)
# There's room for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 16:04, archived)
# I endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 24 Jan 2020, 17:04, archived)
# LOUDER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Monty Peathon

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 15:35, archived)
# Theresa May is Jeremy Corbyn's mum?
Who's writing reality now, George Lucas?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 Jan 2020, 15:57, archived)
# Reality has become less plausible than George Lucas’s dialogue :(
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 17:58, archived)
# World's oldest 'boy'! Ha Ha!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Lolz
(Sherbs, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 9:31, archived)
# gold :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 25 Jan 2020, 20:06, archived)
# +fools
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 1:03, archived)
#
Very good indeed
(trashmad, Mon 27 Jan 2020, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 5:10, archived)
# And now for something completely not so different
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 5:37, archived)
# Actually....a FP on my birthday is very rare! \o/'
Isn't Life Spectacular?!!! Thanks b3ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 11:41, archived)
# Happy birthday or half-life or whatever it is an atomic creature has
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 12:45, archived)
# Radiate and fade away...
....Cheers! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 13:01, archived)
# Happy Olds day Mr Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Just a big toxic dust cloud now! Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:47, archived)
# I'm going to chance a "I like this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 10:22, archived)
# Your vote matters!
It's not too late to vote for my "Dark Side Of The Meat"!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 11:43, archived)
# I see you didn't bother to shop Ringo.
Excellent stuff though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 12:16, archived)
# Ringo = 6 layers...no, 7 layers!
XD Ha Ha !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 12:29, archived)
# :-) hurrah
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 13:14, archived)
# \o/-yay
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Winna!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 13:42, archived)
# :D Thank You, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:42, archived)
# FP GRATZ!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 13:51, archived)
# CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:43, archived)
# PS: You killed the board with your 'best photoshop ever'
Now nobody feels it necessary to post anything.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 14:41, archived)
# I'm sure Tribs has done the best shop ever. When I grow up, I want to be like him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:44, archived)
# Bonus points for anyone who knows the Beatles/MPFC connection...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 15:41, archived)
# By George!
I can't for The Life of me remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 19:49, archived)
# There are quite a few
I think this is my favourite
youtu.be/NGbRHxM4X2g
Also contains bonus Neil Innes (RIP)
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 21:53, archived)
# XD Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:59, archived)
# Two Pythons and a Beatle are in The Magic Christian.
And I suspect any other connection isn't as fun as that film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Music!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:44, archived)
# ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
n1 m8!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 16:41, archived)
# Thankx Friend! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:45, archived)
# Well this is all of the wonderful
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 24 Jan 2020, 22:01, archived)
# It's insanity.
Made myself laugh. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:20, archived)
# o/' Cheers, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Jan 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Ministry of Abbey Walks.
Love it!
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 28 Jan 2020, 21:47, archived)
# \o/-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 0:41, archived)

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