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[challenge entry] I'll get my other coat (name them all for a bonus point)


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(SonofRojBlake, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 9:20, archived)
# Click for Monty Mole
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:54, archived)
# What can I say?
I know my audience.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 11:28, archived)
# Very Good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:32, archived)
# That's a LOT of black Crayola brand crayons!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 13:04, archived)
# Charcoal...fool!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Oops!
That's a LOT of charcoal Crayola brand crayons!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 13:25, archived)
# That's better....fool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
# "Charcoal fool" isn't a real insult.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 31 Jan 2020, 15:13, archived)
# You tell him!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 16:55, archived)
# IT'S RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 17:01, archived)
# I didn't want to use the 'N' word....
'Neglectful' to notice that they are actually Charcoal Crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 1:34, archived)
# PS: Where T F are the herons?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 0:11, archived)
# I like Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 1:31, archived)
# Here we go then...
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 0:00, archived)
#

a giant lake of stinky pea
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:37, archived)
# Another Helen Daniels masterpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 21:02, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:20, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 9:53, archived)
# Pinocchio Farrage

Where is the 350m quid each week you lying b@#&%$d?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 13:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:34, archived)
# post-brexit forehead configuration
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:38, archived)
# not withered enough
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:49, archived)
# I was going for artistic emphasis.
A withered member just doesn't convey "Massive Dick-Head"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:55, archived)
# a withered ex-member...as of tomorrow night
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:23, archived)
# You're saying someone dismembered him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:01, archived)
#
"Behind that image is someone who isn't bright," says Sked, who recalls trying to give the public school-educated Farage remedial grammar lessons: "I spent two hours trying to explain to him the difference between 'it's' with an apostrophe and 'its' without and he just flounced out the office saying, 'I just don't understand words.'"
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:57, archived)
# Much more accurate - I'd appreciate your version far more as a buyer
Also: Mr Mc Brexit
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Oh, that's genius.
I'm gonna make one!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 17:32, archived)
# FP this bastard nowl
(gijoel, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:50, archived)
# What a shit painting!*
*Exactly what he deserves!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 0:49, archived)
# If it were that big he wouldn't be a politician.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:11, archived)
# wow happy candle thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Yay for years of wasted time!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Candles!
Stands up salutes. Happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:39, archived)
# I hope stand and salute are euphemisms.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 13:34, archived)
# help an expat out here, who is that on the right? what is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Farage having a portrait entitled "Mr Brexit" unveiled by comedian Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 14:03, archived)
# Both of whom are somehow "popular" despite being horrible people, or possibly because they're the right kind of horrible people
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 14:32, archived)
# I honestly thought Jim Davidson was dead, I also thought you were joking about 'mr brexit'.
I appreciate the effort but seriously, this shit is beyond parody.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 15:34, archived)
# just his career
which even in these jingoist alt-right times thankfully still doesn't look like being resurrected. Even Nazis think he's a deeply unfunny c*nt.
(horrid, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Putting the "little" in "Little Englander"
Art style is very reminiscent of the work of Basil Hallward (after several years in an attic).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 14:30, archived)
# Pub sign for his favorite boozer
The Cock & Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 15:21, archived)
# nice

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 16:18, archived)
# He's a RIGHT Spongmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] In preparation for the 31st.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 9:17, archived)
# this is great
is everyone looking forward to a good brexit?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:13, archived)
# I am.
I’ve put up the brexit tree already. Then we can use it for fuel when the electric gets turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:16, archived)
# I've put out some milk for Nigel Farage
I'm shat in it mind you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:16, archived)
#
Baaa bleated the libtard B3ta remoaner
(Keroscene, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:51, archived)
# I've stopped caring (mostly)
it's happening with or without what I think.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 23:53, archived)
# "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
"You're still here? It's over. Go home."
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:35, archived)
#
When I initially envisioned this, I was going to animate it and do a poor Boris Johnson impression as a voice over. I thought his nonsense stuttering speech pattern would fit really well.

Then I remembered I have to file both my company accounts and my self-assessment this week. So, you know, fuck that. Static image it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 8:47, archived)
# 2.7?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 13:54, archived)
# RIS?`
2.7??
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 8:31, archived)
# Old version
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 19:09, archived)
# Fuuuuuck!
I've just realised what that's the logo for...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 2:32, archived)
# This movie has everything!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 15:36, archived)
# It lacks charisma.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 11:43, archived)
# NEEDS MORE TITS!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 13:03, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Feb 2020, 1:36, archived)
# garfield minus garfield


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(Twofer You can't go down on them twice, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 0:33, archived)
#
garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/33258220
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 1:20, archived)
# I luvs me some garfieldless garfield
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 1:23, archived)
#
this is honestly just Jon having a grand mal
(Twofer You can't go down on them twice, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 2:25, archived)
# It's like a I'm 14 and this is deep
But it's still true
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] qwop swap
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Is there a Nudge Nudge option?
Top work, it took me too long to notice the SPAM keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 23:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Go on Sir, have some more Gaza Strip; it's only waffer thin..."


topical init
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 16:28, archived)
# waffer, as in Luftwaffe(r)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 17:24, archived)
# Everyone loves waffles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 18:23, archived)
# The video of him wandering around in a yarmulke is puke-worthy.
Here's your sovereign state, you mofo.
Pineapple? I'm sure that's reserved for those elite progressives.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 1:13, archived)
# Wowz!
Sweet 16 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Yay!
I can drive now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 13:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 14:21, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=8jL0vy2YaDg
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 15:09, archived)
# I go back to that now and again
(Sherbs, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 15:27, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 15:28, archived)
# Parp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 18:23, archived)
# MODS!
That's nsfw language, dude
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 20:19, archived)
# Half a spider having a seizure
(97800, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 22:10, archived)
# Two tan() plots having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:53, archived)
# That's where fudge is made
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 23:59, archived)
# Globalism: Chinese disease, Mexican beer :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 12:38, archived)
# nice fontage
or frottage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 12:47, archived)
# Close 'nuf I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 14:39, archived)
# Always contract responsibly...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 17:11, archived)
# And have a designated ambulance driver ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 17:19, archived)
# PPE with your ABV.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Old-School Q&D


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 12:21, archived)
# haha--bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 12:36, archived)
# Sexy to the power of X where X is a very large number.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 18:20, archived)
# Oh Pedro
Fucking hell. Classic Pedro :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jan 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Stifler's Mother
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 11:09, archived)
# Ban this sick MILF!
\o also: 1.bp.blogspot.com/-j8S_yUZBqrc/UX7ako-sOoI/AAAAAAAABf4/QdOC9Q1WcAc/s1600/nunoftheabove60.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 11:44, archived)
# I come in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 10:12, archived)
# I have so many Trump pix that need the wankey gif treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 13:55, archived)
#
No better way to spend the day.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 8:38, archived)
# Wanking or gif making?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 31 Jan 2020, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Fixed the tea towel for them

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Original overpriced tat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 1:15, archived)
# Good for wiping.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Subliminally advertising Pact coffee
Oh, it's a bag of roubles. Probably tastes better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 8:07, archived)
# Accuse him of every crime under the sun, of acts so vile to even whisper of them would incur a visit from the local police
But to suggest he drinks Pact....
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 11:29, archived)
# I think we all know where that flagpole is stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 1:11, archived)
# What would our 'fore'-fathers say about that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jan 2020, 11:06, archived)

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