that is clearly a hen
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:13,
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Bu BuBukakke!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:21,
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SchofieldWhy does it not surprise me that Schofield is getting a free pass on here ?
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 16:59,
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The chaos theory or the basal metabolic rate method?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 17:35,
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I think you'd be better off telling everyone why it doesn't surprise you that Schofield is getting a free pass on here, because I can't guess, because I have no idea who you are.
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:04,
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Who's up for a game of Guess Who...?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:11,
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b3ta "email us" blokebottom row, 3rd from left
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:41,
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That's ur mum, that is! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:30,
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Make your own! :D :D(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:22,
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13 years, 3 months and 3 days, and this is your first post. This Schofield thing has really gotten to you eh? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06,
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Well I think we should be making fun of his homosexuality as if it's the 1970s and we're all jim davidson
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:25,
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I got an email the other day stating that Jim Davidson had recovered from bankruptcy thanks to shrewdly investing in bitcoin, and inviting me to discover Jim's secrets to getting rich quick.
Seemed like a particularly niche bit of spam and it made me wonder what I've been up to on the web to attract their attention.
(Seemed like a particularly niche bit of spam and it made me wonder what I've been up to on the web to attract their attention.
quackpipe hovers, menacingly,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:31,
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Wow, that's weirdly specificWhyever don't they make up lies about someone a bit more mainstream?
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:39,
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I just went off and googled it, it is unsurprisingly a scam, the presenters of Good Morning Britain have been used in it as well.
I also found out that Dappy from Ndubz declined to have Davidson as a character reference during a trial.
(I also found out that Dappy from Ndubz declined to have Davidson as a character reference during a trial.
quackpipe hovers, menacingly,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:54,
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It's Gammon bait.They figure if someone will fall for a massive scam, they'll fall for a smaller one.
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:59,
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somewhat odd, I got it tooand I'm all set once my new Nigerian friend gets back to me. Lovely chap etc etc.
No seriously....i never click that stuff, so i can only assume it's a pornhub thing ( and thanks to YOU fuckers for the Stoya gateway drug.) cunts
(No seriously....i never click that stuff, so i can only assume it's a pornhub thing ( and thanks to YOU fuckers for the Stoya gateway drug.) cunts
unclepills,
Wed 12 Feb 2020, 2:22,
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Why haven't you posted an image yourself if you're that bothered?
Yeah, like that hilarious Dancing on Ice/Christian clergy mashup on his Twitter feed...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:49,
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ass / sex / location?
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:24,
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\o/
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:59,
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Given the homophobic tweets,it would appear to be...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:06,
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Oh, he's a cunt, I get it now. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:26,
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The fuck is all this?Did the ghost of the talk board just shit it's pants?
( _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:45,
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Just your standard cheap biro, not gay at all. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:35,
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Rammed it up my arse and drew a smiley face on my prostate. Painful.2 stars, would not buy again.
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:42,
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My gay friends prefer a Sheaffer when drawing on their prostates.Painful, but a classy kind of pain.
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Shlvng,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:54,
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*Looks at follows*Someone is self-radicalising.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:58,
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He’s not in it for the likes, that’s obvious You can see the tumbleweeds with each post. Thing is, heβs probably got more attention with one post here than all his twitter output combined, albeit as mockery
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:24,
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aww don't go hard on him.I see most of his posts have at least one 'like'
...oh wait, those are mostly him liking his own tweets, LOL.
(...oh wait, those are mostly him liking his own tweets, LOL.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:25,
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Fuck off EddieNobody here cares about Schofield unless he's been accused of raping babies
( Shlvng,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:20,
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Unless it’s culturally appropriate baby-rapingWouldnβt want be insensitive to traditional practices
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:26,
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I'm impressed that you haven't deleted this yet.Or is there likely to be a claim of Very Clever Trolling at some point?
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:03,
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"I fooled people into thinking I was a twat, by behaving like a twat." mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:38,
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Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:17,
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Bloke I met in Australia, who's a builder from England and an imminent father,seems to have a right hard-on for the Schofield story. Keeps posting shit jokes about it on Facebook, like he thinks "finally I can have a go at Schofield for being a poof!!!" Not sure why he's so obsessed, but I can only imagine the story about a gay man in denial trapped in a heterosexual marriage has troubled him deeply.
/alright, Joe, if it's you.
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:57,
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/alright, Joe, if it's you.
No real names And I don't know what you're implying with this. There's absolutely nothing unusual about a heterosexual male spending a significant proportion of every day thinking about gay men, or trying to encourage others to talk about gay men on a public forum. That's all perfectly normal.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:54,
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I don't care what they do in the privacy of their own homes, but I just don't want to be forced to see it firsthand in public, where it might give me ideas.
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 23:03,
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I do some casual work at football matches...1000s of men getting very emotional about 22 men parading around in shorts...not homoerotic at all...!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:04,
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I thought that got lost, but there it is mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:27,
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I know what you meanThat soignΓ© neutral tone GQ look isn't giving anyone a rag & boner in 2020, he needs to blinge up his ensemble into something less yawncouture, get some epaulettes happening on his structured jacket to frame his smouldering smizes
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 2:51,
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Think Liberace meets Elton meets military chic mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:26,
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Hello is this you?
insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 10:19,
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Is It Gayshift yet? Could do with bumming someone for posting without an image!
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 11 Feb 2020, 12:16,
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b3ta.com/board/11306110
Also that post on the FP about him being "gray", where the joke appears to be that someone's added a letter to the word "gay" to make "gray", which is also the US spelling of the colour of his hair. Although his hair is actually white, and has been for decades. Even in his broom cupboard days, apparently he dyed it. So don't go telling us we're giving him a free pass!
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Wed 12 Feb 2020, 20:49,
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Also that post on the FP about him being "gray", where the joke appears to be that someone's added a letter to the word "gay" to make "gray", which is also the US spelling of the colour of his hair. Although his hair is actually white, and has been for decades. Even in his broom cupboard days, apparently he dyed it. So don't go telling us we're giving him a free pass!
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Sports"){kind=small}
None chucks nunchucks like Chuck.chucks nunchucksHis name is Chuck, if you hadn't already guessed.
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Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:03,
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Starfish or banana skin?
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 10:50,
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hamsterriffic!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:01,
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not my best but it was a long time ago
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:49,
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Don't ever post your BEST stuff here I'm saving ALL of my REALLY good stuff for after I die. Then my family will make a fortune off of my work.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 10 Feb 2020, 2:39,
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You'd have to be quackers to try and train this lot
Pizopop was here,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:06,
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They're short-billed filigree Siberian ducks actually.
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Pizopop was here,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:24,
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I was half-way through Wikipedia-ing thisbefore I realised it's not The Bad News Bears...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:52,
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You like 3 toes per foot?Sit tight, I got something to show you
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 19:31,
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Oddly, this is from 2014. check the filename, then tell me who's fault it is. 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:52,
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Not advanced enough to do the 5 nut juggle, I see...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 17:21,
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This is not how to administer CPR to a grizzly PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:00,
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I wouldn't want to be the person who has to put the apron on her
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Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:35,
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I actually did 2 hours research to make this image perfect!(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:23,
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2 Hours!....OK, these images have little to do with my shop, but still.... these images have little to do with my shop but still....
I thought this image was particularly awesome so I shopped it a bit.
(I thought this image was particularly awesome so I shopped it a bit.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:44,
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"Batminton"
I made it 600 pixels wide in anticipation of an imminent FP, thanks mods
Thank you for your support, it's the least I deserve for this amount of effort.
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Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:46,
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Yeah, but if anything, removing the watermarks would make it *even less* funny.Jokes are better than technique, apparently. And the joke in the original post is terrible, so making a token attempt to polish it up seems like throwing good effort after bad.
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Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:01,
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Yeah, but, it was a great attempt!Even the 609px sizing, but that little bit of extra effort
would have been SO rewarding! Rather than being a bit βgrumpyβ
about people who regularly βcontributeβ, embracing
the B3ta mantra would give you such a boost! The watermarks were easy to
remove, it was a good post, a bit of βpolishβ would have been ace!
(would have been SO rewarding! Rather than being a bit βgrumpyβ
about people who regularly βcontributeβ, embracing
the B3ta mantra would give you such a boost! The watermarks were easy to
remove, it was a good post, a bit of βpolishβ would have been ace!
Ninj,
Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:07,
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Oh wow, you're being serious.It's not a good post, it's intentionally terrible. The half-arsed nature *is* the joke, about all the rest of the terrible half-arsed jokes that people post on here and expect to be lauded for.
And hey, if reposting any old shit in new threads 15 times a day to fill the vacuum left by the 99.9% of users who have left counts as "regularly 'contributing'", carry on polishing!
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Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:24,
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And hey, if reposting any old shit in new threads 15 times a day to fill the vacuum left by the 99.9% of users who have left counts as "regularly 'contributing'", carry on polishing!
Wow!Iβm not being serious! But youβre βcool kidβ buck the trend approach
seems to suit you!
I love it when the non-contributors βknockβ the contributors
and try and look βcoolβ and a bit above if all.
Ah well, keep on mocking and poking, you will find solace one day π
(seems to suit you!
I love it when the non-contributors βknockβ the contributors
and try and look βcoolβ and a bit above if all.
Ah well, keep on mocking and poking, you will find solace one day π
Ninj,
Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:37,
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I see your Schwartz is (almost) as big as mine. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 16:06,
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"123RF-No-More® " PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:13,
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Oh hai!I βslagβ a lot of posts off, saying that they are
shite and that the site is dead...but...hey...I
STILL post comments!
Arenβt I the βcool kidβ hahahaha
(shite and that the site is dead...but...hey...I
STILL post comments!
Arenβt I the βcool kidβ hahahaha
Ninj,
Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:45,
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That Bat is not wearing mittens! 8/10:D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:42,
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