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[challenge entry] Don't Make A Fuß
(TheCrookitFigger, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 13:25, archived)
# :) -- just to be extra safe
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 16:12, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:17, archived)
# Proper LOLs
(Cerberus64, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:20, archived)
# is that a cruedly drawn cock in a frock?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:40, archived)
# LEAVE ROB ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:44, archived)
# {XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:44, archived)
# Unclean
(97800, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:13, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 18:52, archived)
# cheer up, charlie
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 19:46, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 20:18, archived)
# Haha nice
Just Wills next then?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:20, archived)
# ha that's great
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 23:42, archived)
# No reason...

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(Cerberus64, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:09, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Clangers?
pweeffwyfweeefweffttf
(davyclam, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] do u
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 11:31, archived)
# This is the second slightly obscure Flaming Lips reference I've seen on the internet this week
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmm cakes

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 10:40, archived)
# He's never heard of a "Ratner moment", has he?
(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 11:05, archived)
# "Mediocre but cheap"
is the Wetherspoons selling point. Not sure he can really do anything to harm that business by being a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:11, archived)
# I'll just leave that there...
IMG-20200325-103457-215
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 7:55, archived)
[challenge entry] knowledge is power..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 9:34, archived)
# I absolutely NEED to buy cheap tracksuit bottoms today for my physical and mental well-being.
Thanks a lot, Boris.
(97800, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 9:44, archived)
# Billed as: The Flagship of Cruiseliners
"You think you hate her now, but just wait 'til you're aboard!"

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 20:48, archived)
# sadly on point, at least here in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 20:53, archived)
# Kiwi here...
... Still haven't forgiven you for stealing Russell Crowe.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:19, archived)
# It's not like Australia didn't have enough coke-fuelled narcissists to start with.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:24, archived)
# new terminator movie "minimal" say critics
summary: skynet didn't need to bother building any terminators because the humans had already doomed themselves
(97800, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Our car-washes and craft stores here in the Central US are essential!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:20, archived)
# Dirty cars spread sars. And if I can't get into Michael's how am I going to get the materials to make myself a mask?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:18, archived)
# what lovely smiles :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:13, archived)
# they had great teeth!
(davyclam, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:53, archived)
# In Trinidad, one dollar buys:
papaya juice
banana pie
six coconut
female goat
plenty of fish to fill the boat
bushel of bread
barrel of wine
all the town comes to dine

In New York one dollar buys :
cup of coffee
ham on rye.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:33, archived)
# :D
So . . . a female goat and a barrel of wine for $2.00--it's hard to pass on that!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:42, archived)
# No, in the song one dollar buys ALL of those items
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 19:46, archived)
# I've been SUCH a fool with money!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 20:12, archived)
# Okay. Ten dollar each.
(97800, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 20:09, archived)
# :D :'( :?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 26 Mar 2020, 22:09, archived)
# BREAKING: Major UK clothing label announces re-branding

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(jdo_uk, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 16:10, archived)
# Spudery.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 16:39, archived)
# It's a play on letters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 16:50, archived)
# Scratchy wandering handwriting is called spidery. Lumpy potato-like handwriting is called spudery.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 17:15, archived)
# 3d handwriting really stands out.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:14, archived)
# 4d handwriting stood out, is standing out, will stand out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:21, archived)
# you're conjugating time and space, man.
(davyclam, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 8:21, archived)
# I bet your penmanship is more potatoey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 0:09, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:13, archived)
# I bet yours is like someone took a greasy shit in a turkey baster and squeezed it out from between their knees
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:22, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not offended
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 2:23, archived)
# Super shar puder
(97800, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 17:32, archived)
# shooting sharts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:38, archived)
# :D


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:28, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 4:12, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGpqeDZfehc
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Lockdown phase 2 (for any fucktards who still don't listen)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:57, archived)
# It's alright, normally turn my phone off when I go out socialising
(97800, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 15:31, archived)
# Didn't I see you at the spitting competition yesterday?
inb4 guybrush
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, at the testing centre...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:48, archived)
# He's made a breakthrough
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:20, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 16:50, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2020, 21:15, archived)
#
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:41, archived)
# I have made a calming thing
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:02, archived)
# And also this?
Not criticizing it, but calming is not the word I’d use to describe it!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:25, archived)
# it's probably one of them 3-D things from the nineties
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:29, archived)
# I have literally never been able to resolve one of those.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:54, archived)
# It's a sailboat.
(gijoel, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:27, archived)
# just sort of relax your eyes then cross them but in a way like you're looking into the distance then move your head backwards and forwards, hth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:42, archived)
# not calming?
Oh noes! I have failed! :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:41, archived)
# As Calm as the floods in Somerset.
(davyclam, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:17, archived)
# I've always wanted to go claming
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:16, archived)
# I momentarily thought my monitor was on the fritz
which resulted in a short stab of panic, but once I realised everything was fine I did subsequently calm down.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:39, archived)
# all i see is
an isometric heat-map of civil disobedience
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not tomorrow's headlines


It was a tosser toss up between Green and Branson, but Green wins for overall reprehensible behaviour.
(LokiMD, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 11:26, archived)
# brian butterfield is looking well
(97800, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 11:43, archived)
#
The bon bon bon bons are being rationed at supermarkets
(LokiMD, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:43, archived)
# Poppy :o)
(davyclam, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:18, archived)
# Branson is a bit of a nob and all,
and a convicted tax fraudster.

But what has he done that is specifically reprehensible? Like, the fraud was against the state... has he done anything to specifically fuck people over?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 13:18, archived)
#
Well that's the problem people see the state and them as separate. If you evade tax you evade money for your schools, your hospitals, your police. It's not some abstract state that has lost money.

He was quick to drop Fly BMI and make everyone jobless. And oh yeah remember when he sued the NHS?

(LokiMD, Wed 25 Mar 2020, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 6:45, archived)
# On the Tex-Mex border
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 4:40, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 4:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] yeeeouch
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 2:31, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:44, archived)
# The best I could muster up for my b3tday for how sick I am at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 20:45, archived)
# :)
Happy 18 candles! I'm surprised your membership number isn't a negative digit!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:03, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:25, archived)
# probly did happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:29, archived)
# Someday people will know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:36, archived)
# \o/ |o| /o\ |o| \o/ |o| /o\ |o| \o/ |o| /o\ |o| \o/
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:26, archived)
# concandulaciones
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:39, archived)
# Muchas gracias!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:27, archived)
# Not now, alien invasion.
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 21:46, archived)
# Aliens can wait
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 23 Mar 2020, 22:27, archived)
# I had 17 this year
But was brung down by an early version of Covid-19 or something like it, coughing my lungs out and in no mood to be doing candle jokes. I'M STILL HERE DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 9:09, archived)
# happy non-candle day
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 14:43, archived)
# get well soon
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 12:26, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 18:17, archived)
# great stuff.
get well soon mate.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 24 Mar 2020, 23:03, archived)

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