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Meanwhile in Bristol....
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:15,
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Wolfie's fine, honey
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:04,
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TPF!
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:47,
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Hello foxy
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:27,
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Canary Post
When these stop its probably because I died of old age. See you in 3 years.
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em22 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:59,
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Hello
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:17,
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IDGI
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:32,
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Bcoz ur sockcooker
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:36,
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Why would anyone cook a sock?...IDGI
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:40,
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He's referring to that song by the Police
Canary in a suitcase.
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gub~gub under new dictatorship ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:22,
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Ostrich in a hamper
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:56,
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Walking In A Gold Mine
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:07,
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Message in a coal mine
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gub~gub under new dictatorship ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:09,
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Man in a bottle
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gub~gub under new dictatorship ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:12,
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Don't Doo Doo Doo So Close To Me
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:56,
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is that my mother on the pho
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 18 Jul 2020, 0:30,
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Turtle power
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:38,
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Sorry if the file is a bit large.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:13,
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You forgot to say, "surprise!"
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:41,
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IDGI
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:26,
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You're akshally Atomic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:22,
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I shall add Atomic to the list of people I'm accused of being on b3ta
Bou Baldmonkey SockCooker Atomic
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:29,
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Omg haha
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:35,
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-___-
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:36,
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I didn't realize you are also sockcooker
*unfriends*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:17,
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You were never our friend.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:33,
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:20,
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T-1000 does silver poops
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:38,
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I ORDER you not to go!
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:58,
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I know now why you cry
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:59,
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Fuck you, asshole
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:21,
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I don't know ... how much longer ... I can hold this
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:28,
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That son of a bitch took my pants
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:36,
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10/10 obscurity points
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97800 ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:18,
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I need your bog roll, brush and Toilet Duck
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:09,
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plankton ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 23:14,
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 2:26,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:22,
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LoG :o)
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davyclam ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:45,
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:D
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ozof ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:53,
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Cor blimey!
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:40,
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Kind of looks like Rocky Balboa
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:49,
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Haha!
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:54,
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she really fucking does
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sticklebrlcks link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:09,
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You loon
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:11,
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This made me do a proper lol
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:15,
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:D
Perfect
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:56,
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I was expecting the big-arsed Scouse songbird
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:10,
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"Good hairdressers have the same mind when it comes to sculpting, than a sculptor has."
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:02,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:22,
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Nice!
No room for such quality here, be gone you!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:47,
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I gotta upscale teh updog 'round heah...no whut um sayin?
...I dont no whut um sayin.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:06,
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:O
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:44,
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I don't know what this is about, but I like it.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:12,
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This is about how vandals defaced the beautiful new Bloodwood sign.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:03,
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gub~gub under new dictatorship ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:46,
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That's the old sign...from 1959 I believe.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 23:05,
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They sucked at fonting back then
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gub~gub under new dictatorship ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:31,
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Sooo vain...
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:27,
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Vein
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:31,
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Caption competition...
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Pizopop was here ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:39,
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Vacuous Thunder Cunt Flicks Bean
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:30,
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A bit vague
"As dumb as a brick" would be more appropriate
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:15,
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"Take that libs!"
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cockenspiel ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:48,
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"Shake it, shake it, shake it like a President's penis"
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97800 ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:16,
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Heheh
"Daddy says I'm a wonderful bean flicker"
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Pizopop was here ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:29,
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Should be an LJN toy "With ball tickling action"
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97800 ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:34,
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Si es un Trump, es un coño.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:26,
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:D
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Pizopop was here ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30,
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I wonder whether Trump has an indoor water feature
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97800 ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:50,
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This is the funniest most realistic fucked-up dream I've ever had.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:46,
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I feel your pain
*unzips*
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:41,
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Grinning guilty girl goon grandstands gross Goya grift
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:42,
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I'd like to shake her can.
Jusssayin
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:23,
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You are Donald Trump
AICMFP
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jonbob loves you ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:26,
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Daddy luvs ya baby!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:07,
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He got to the CHOPPER
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:56,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:31,
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Wookie Nookie
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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Hahahafuck
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:03,
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I did Popeye already....v
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:27,
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Ugugug
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30,
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IBYD,YDOB
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97800 ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:50,
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ChA!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:24,
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Click for bigger (50 kb)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:22,
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Waffle Helmet?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:24,
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Black Waffle?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:56,
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Bam-ba-lam
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:10,
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Whoa!
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:23,
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Gaufre Vader?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:16,
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So....
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles owned by the Kellogg Company, and sold in North America. Several varieties are available, including homestyle, miniature, blueberry, strawberry, vanilla bliss, brown sugar cinnamon, apple cinnamon, buttermilk, chocolate chip, and Thick And Fluffy. Okay, but what's that got to do with Darth Helmet?
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:41,
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you're all very mean
or stupid :( ...or both
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:43,
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U OK, Hun?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:53,
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I am clearly very stupid.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:19,
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:(
**HUGGZZ**
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:24,
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I'm being mean
Also RIS
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:24,
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I Googled Blue Waffle once....
....NEVER AGAIN!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:25,
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Yes
Yuk
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:26,
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If we don't know, he can't tell us, or something.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:40,
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Schwartz & Eggo
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:56,
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Pffffft
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:09,
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IDGI*
* 2 hours later...I get it now....but it's really...REALLY....bad.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:25,
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:11,
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I think I'll just delete it
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:12,
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It's for the best
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:28,
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Think I will leave it up as a monument to my failure
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:32,
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That's the spirit!
Except it's not your failure, it's everyone else's failure. Leave it up there for that reason. One day, people might learn.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:42,
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Moving forward, I'll try to dumb-down my jokes for everyone.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:09,
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Try Eastenders faceswaps, they're always side-splitters.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:11,
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:32,
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Fictional blackface is OK, I think.
Click for bigger (82 kb)
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:44,
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B&
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 5:13,
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Concluding from this that EGGER means skin
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:30,
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Eggo
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97800 ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:33,
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I've got a box of old Beanos from my youth sitting in the cupboard.
Finally got around to seeing if they're worth anything nowadays, and the answer appears to be: nope.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:23,
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I recently found some reprints of comics from around 1910 that I’d bought in England in the 70s.
One strip is called βSambo the Jolly Nigβ. Thatβs fairly typical of much of the content.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:47,
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Correct. It's where the term Leggo my Eggo came from.
Literal translation -- 'Don't touch me!'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 13:31,
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Thank you for your answer
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:18,
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Don't you fucking touch me!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:37,
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It actually translates as
person from black/white egg, which still kind of works...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:00,
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cf. Schwarzenspermer
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:20,
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I still suck at fonts (and everything else)
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 20:39,
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nwot
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97800 ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:24,
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Would watch
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@lexistwit is still here occasionally ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 10:02,
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Monkhouse and Schwarzenegger would have had great chemistry together, you just know it.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:00,
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'Girly-men' Charles Hawtrey and Kenneth Williams, not so much...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:04,
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I'm sure Gerald Thomas could have used that friction for hilariously homophobic comic effect.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:43,
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Your hat, your napkin and your plastic moustache.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 15:57,
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You forgot to say cheese
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:38,
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yes!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:52,
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Ah, nostalgia
Click for bigger (681 kb)
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bounder not here that often ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:29,
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Playstation came out in 1994.
Unicorns have been described since antiquity, The Streets have been active since 2001 and I saw some white dog shit the other week.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:48,
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I saw hedge grumble only last year
We're a bit backward here in Wiltshire
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:55,
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That was a farming manual
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:52,
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Talking of shit...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:56,
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That's not shit......This, my friend, is proper, 1960s white shit
do i win five pounds?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:53,
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"best of the board" is currently empty.
FP THIS NOW
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 15:57,
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I'm hugely envious of the fulfilling lives of our mods. Imagine being so wonderfully engaged with everything that's going on that you don't even have time to click a button. Living the dream :)
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:31,
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That's because everything is equally good.
Participation trophies all round!
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97800 ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:47,
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"When everyone sees beauty there is already ugliness" - Lao Tzu
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:49,
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It's alright a friendly mod has now FPed a picture by happen toaster
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97800 ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 19:06,
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It's good to see that there are still front page lurkers
who pop up to comment on days-old posts once they become FP'd. Just like old times!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:31,
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twatter hacked
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 1:01,
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I'm pretty sure that's what Lao Tzu was banging on about
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 2:40,
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the greatest illusion of all
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 2:50,
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Ning!
Here's a bad CSS joke for youClick for bigger (198 kb)
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 11:39,
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oof
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sticklebrlcks link in bio β€οΈπβ€οΈ ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:50,
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Heheh
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 16 Jul 2020, 13:28,
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Get your asp to Mars. Yuk, Yuk, Yuk.
(edit, I thought of a betterer punch line)
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plankton ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:58,
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:45,
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Pumping Spinach
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:33,
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Is this Rocky III or IV?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 4:00,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:30,
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