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# Meanwhile in Bristol....

(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:15, archived)
# Wolfie's fine, honey
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:04, archived)
# TPF!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:47, archived)
# Hello foxy
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)
# Canary Post
When these stop its probably because I died of old age. See you in 3 years.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:59, archived)
# Hello
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:17, archived)
# IDGI
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:32, archived)
# Bcoz ur sockcooker
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Why would anyone cook a sock?...IDGI
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:40, archived)
# He's referring to that song by the Police
Canary in a suitcase.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:22, archived)
# Ostrich in a hamper
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:56, archived)
# Walking In A Gold Mine
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:07, archived)
# Message in a coal mine
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:09, archived)
# Man in a bottle
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:12, archived)
# Don't Doo Doo Doo So Close To Me
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:56, archived)
# is that my mother on the pho
(, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 0:30, archived)
# Turtle power
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry if the file is a bit large.


(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:13, archived)
# You forgot to say, "surprise!"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:41, archived)
# IDGI
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:26, archived)
# You're akshally Atomic
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:22, archived)
# I shall add Atomic to the list of people I'm accused of being on b3ta
Bou
Baldmonkey
SockCooker
Atomic
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:29, archived)
# Omg haha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:35, archived)
# -___-
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:36, archived)
# I didn't realize you are also sockcooker
*unfriends*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:17, archived)
# You were never our friend.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:20, archived)
# T-1000 does silver poops
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:38, archived)
# I ORDER you not to go!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:58, archived)
# I know now why you cry
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:59, archived)
# Fuck you, asshole
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:21, archived)
# I don't know ... how much longer ... I can hold this
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:28, archived)
# That son of a bitch took my pants
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:36, archived)
# 10/10 obscurity points
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:18, archived)
# I need your bog roll, brush and Toilet Duck
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:22, archived)
# LoG :o)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor blimey!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:40, archived)
# Kind of looks like Rocky Balboa
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:54, archived)
# she really fucking does
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:09, archived)
# You loon
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:11, archived)
# This made me do a proper lol
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:15, archived)
# :D
Perfect
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:56, archived)
# I was expecting the big-arsed Scouse songbird
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Good hairdressers have the same mind when it comes to sculpting, than a sculptor has."
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:22, archived)
# Nice!
No room for such quality here, be gone you!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:47, archived)
# I gotta upscale teh updog 'round heah...no whut um sayin?
...I dont no whut um sayin.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:06, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:44, archived)
# I don't know what this is about, but I like it.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:12, archived)
# This is about how vandals defaced the beautiful new Bloodwood sign.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
# That's the old sign...from 1959 I believe.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 23:05, archived)
# They sucked at fonting back then
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sooo vain...
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)
# Vein
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:31, archived)
# Caption competition...
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:39, archived)
# Vacuous Thunder Cunt Flicks Bean
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:30, archived)
# A bit vague
"As dumb as a brick" would be more appropriate
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:15, archived)
# "Take that libs!"
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:48, archived)
# "Shake it, shake it, shake it like a President's penis"
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:16, archived)
# Heheh
"Daddy says I'm a wonderful bean flicker"
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:29, archived)
# Should be an LJN toy "With ball tickling action"
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Si es un Trump, es un coño.


[ For those that missed his effort after hers:
i.insider.com/5f0f5357aee6a86ae8147634?width=893&format=jpeg ]
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30, archived)
# I wonder whether Trump has an indoor water feature
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:50, archived)
# This is the funniest most realistic fucked-up dream I've ever had.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:46, archived)
# I feel your pain
*unzips*
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:41, archived)
# Grinning guilty girl goon grandstands gross Goya grift
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:42, archived)
# I'd like to shake her can.
Jusssayin
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:23, archived)
# You are Donald Trump
AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:26, archived)
# Daddy luvs ya baby!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He got to the CHOPPER
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 16:31, archived)
# Wookie Nookie
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:03, archived)
# I did Popeye already....v
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)
# Ugugug
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30, archived)
# IBYD,YDOB
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:50, archived)
# ChA!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:22, archived)
# Waffle Helmet?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Black Waffle?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:56, archived)
# Bam-ba-lam
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:10, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Gaufre Vader?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:16, archived)
# So....
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles owned by the Kellogg Company, and sold in North America. Several varieties are available, including homestyle, miniature, blueberry, strawberry, vanilla bliss, brown sugar cinnamon, apple cinnamon, buttermilk, chocolate chip, and Thick And Fluffy.

Okay, but what's that got to do with Darth Helmet?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:41, archived)
# you're all very mean
or stupid :(

...or both
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:43, archived)
# U OK, Hun?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:53, archived)
# I am clearly very stupid.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:19, archived)
# :(
**HUGGZZ**
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)
# I'm being mean
Also RIS
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)
# I Googled Blue Waffle once....
....NEVER AGAIN!
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:25, archived)
# Yes
Yuk
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:30, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:26, archived)
# If we don't know, he can't tell us, or something.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Schwartz & Eggo
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:56, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:09, archived)
# IDGI*
* 2 hours later...I get it now....but it's really...REALLY....bad.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:25, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:11, archived)
# I think I'll just delete it
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:12, archived)
# It's for the best
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:28, archived)
# Think I will leave it up as a monument to my failure
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:32, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Except it's not your failure, it's everyone else's failure. Leave it up there for that reason. One day, people might learn.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:42, archived)
# Moving forward, I'll try to dumb-down my jokes for everyone.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:09, archived)
# Try Eastenders faceswaps, they're always side-splitters.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Fictional blackface is OK, I think.

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(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)
# B&
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 5:13, archived)
# Concluding from this that EGGER means skin
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:30, archived)
# Eggo
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:33, archived)
# I've got a box of old Beanos from my youth sitting in the cupboard.
Finally got around to seeing if they're worth anything nowadays, and the answer appears to be: nope.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:23, archived)
# I recently found some reprints of comics from around 1910 that I’d bought in England in the 70s.
One strip is called β€œSambo the Jolly Nig”. That’s fairly typical of much of the content.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Correct. It's where the term Leggo my Eggo came from.
Literal translation -- 'Don't touch me!'
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you for your answer
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:18, archived)
# Don't you fucking touch me!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:37, archived)
# It actually translates as
person from black/white egg, which still kind of works...
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:00, archived)
# cf. Schwarzenspermer
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I still suck at fonts (and everything else)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 20:39, archived)
# nwot
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Would watch
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 10:02, archived)
# Monkhouse and Schwarzenegger would have had great chemistry together, you just know it.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:00, archived)
# 'Girly-men' Charles Hawtrey and Kenneth Williams, not so much...
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:04, archived)
# I'm sure Gerald Thomas could have used that friction for hilariously homophobic comic effect.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Your hat, your napkin and your plastic moustache.

(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)
# You forgot to say cheese
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:38, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:52, archived)
# Ah, nostalgia

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(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:29, archived)
# Playstation came out in 1994.
Unicorns have been described since antiquity, The Streets have been active since 2001 and I saw some white dog shit the other week.
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:48, archived)
# I saw hedge grumble only last year
We're a bit backward here in Wiltshire
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 13:55, archived)
# That was a farming manual
(, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Talking of shit...
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not shit......This, my friend, is proper, 1960s white shit


do i win five pounds?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:53, archived)
# "best of the board" is currently empty.
FP THIS NOW
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)
# I'm hugely envious of the fulfilling lives of our mods. Imagine being so wonderfully engaged with everything that's going on that you don't even have time to click a button. Living the dream :)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:31, archived)
# That's because everything is equally good.
Participation trophies all round!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:47, archived)
# "When everyone sees beauty there is already ugliness" - Lao Tzu
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 16:49, archived)
# It's alright a friendly mod has now FPed a picture by happen toaster
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 19:06, archived)
# It's good to see that there are still front page lurkers
who pop up to comment on days-old posts once they become FP'd. Just like old times!
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 23:31, archived)
# twatter hacked
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 1:01, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's what Lao Tzu was banging on about
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 2:40, archived)
# the greatest illusion of all
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 2:50, archived)
# Ning!
Here's a bad CSS joke for you

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(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 11:39, archived)
# oof
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 14:50, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your asp to Mars. Yuk, Yuk, Yuk.


(edit, I thought of a betterer punch line)
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pumping Spinach
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 3:33, archived)
# Is this Rocky III or IV?
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Jul 2020, 10:30, archived)

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