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[challenge entry] she seems nice

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(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 22:55, archived)
# I prefer girls with an innie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 23:29, archived)
# kiri kiri kiri
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sssssmoothin'
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] What About Bob Ross?

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(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 19:03, archived)
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(Alligator, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Oldboy 2, is.....
(razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] There was too much violence in the world until the Master came and showed him the way.

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(Victor Victoria, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:06, archived)
#
does being "laid back" extend to Pedophilia?
(razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:02, archived)
# Are you asking for a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Razzle and I must have the same friend
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppers ready...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:52, archived)
# Ha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Government promises lockdown to be paused for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:34, archived)
# The virus, you mean.
Christmas day, the doctors and bits of virus all meet in no man's land to have a jolly friendly kick-about.
(dribble, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:56, archived)
# They can't pause the virus
They're allowing people to meet up and get covid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:59, archived)
# Honestly I’d rather play footie, like dribble said
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - LAID BACK MOVIES

Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change?
Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:05, archived)
# Who's shitty idea was this?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:30, archived)
# You mean, WHOSE shitty idea was this. What you've written is "who is shitty idea was this."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
# New' Phon'e - Whose this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:07, archived)
# Oh don't be so cynical
"Happy Sad films" was over a month ago. This is nothing like that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 21 Sep 2020, 0:15, archived)
# i WAS JUST PULLING MOFAHA'S LEG
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2633795
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Happy candles chthonic
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 2:23, archived)
# (or the established forum member of your choice)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 3:11, archived)
# That was my choice.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 3:22, archived)
# Was it? Or was it just some strange notion that suddenly arose in your consciousness, and if you were really honest with yourself you’d have to admit that you don’t really know where it came from.
Edit: hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 4:04, archived)
# Honestly the answer is very mundane
I clicked on Pedro's link above and saw candles at the top of the page.
Yes, it was.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 4:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 18:41, archived)
# Star Wars is the benchmark by which all other movies are considered
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Corona Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 13:09, archived)
# The visor follows you around the room!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 15:41, archived)
# Haha instant classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:28, archived)
# These Pepperidge Farm ads are getting weird
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 2:38, archived)
# It's an herbal tea advert....OBV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 3:00, archived)
# So he's not going to sing about quiznos subs?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 2:35, archived)
# I'm evil. And late.

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Thank you sir! That's wonderful!
*coff*XIV*coff* jusssayin
That's ok...gonna save this for my Sweet 16!
Thanks man! \o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:57, archived)
# Fucking god dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:59, archived)
# XD....It's cool! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:59, archived)
# Don't know how I got 16 in my head.
I'll do a ninja image switcheroo later, I'm heading to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:01, archived)
# XD Ha Ha....much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:09, archived)
#
OK I swapped the image. Don't let anybody know about my little slip-up, k?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 8:18, archived)
# Wishful thinking, you perv.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
# It's the age of consent in 34 US states
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:34, archived)
# 14 in some places...*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:30, archived)
# fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 1:46, archived)
# XIV is 14
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 10:54, archived)
# I know! I haven't a clue what he's going on about.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Haha! I was gonna say
...but didn't ;) :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:17, archived)
# No need to be polite with me pedro
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:36, archived)
# Virtual XIV
(dribble, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 11:59, archived)
# I like it!
...it's very, ummm, ...atomicy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:18, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:34, archived)
# "< - !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:20, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:21, archived)
# Pedro Wakes?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:38, archived)
# There's some heavy symbolism going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:51, archived)
# Indeed. The images it conjures in my head are so so NSFW, I'm surprised this wasn't 'blackflagged'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:19, archived)
# 🏳 🏳 🏳
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
# This is totally the opposite of what needs to happen
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 23:33, archived)
# This is fuck'n bullshit!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:53, archived)
# I bet they don't believe in life vests either
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:29, archived)
# the people in the boat
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:45, archived)
# I fucking love this!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:15, archived)
# Drop the anchor off the poop deck!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 16:59, archived)
# the people in the boat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 17:32, archived)
# the hydroburger canine
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:49, archived)
# First was Bart Simpson, now is his sister Lisa the invisible girl (In-Li-sible)
Hi everyone!. First was Bart Simpson the invisible boy. Now is his sister Lisa Simpson who turned invisible.


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Plot: Lisa Simpson becomes invisible with a Professor Frink's invisibility invention and everyone is scared of her, thinking that she's a ghost. Later, she tells Bart that she admits it and that's very hard to be an invisible girl and Bart is surprised to see his invisible sister.



This was inspired in Ninny, the invisible child from The Moomins.



Regards!. =D
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:18, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Happy Birthday!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Phew. My day was seriously lacking invisibleness.
I can breathe easily again.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:52, archived)
# Happy 4 years, 6 months and 28 days birthday Anthonyb3ta70100. I don't like Lisa and I'm glad she is a goat
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Birthday Anthonyb3ta70100 for November 10th which is your birthday which is on November 10th.
I hope that on November 10th you have a wonderful time for your birthday which is on November 10th which is your birthday.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Hi Anthonyb3ta70100!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Nice..
Pearl necklace :(
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:21, archived)
# same shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Another victim from the death of deviant art?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 0:08, archived)
# Did you know...
The Corona Virus is also not visible?


HMMM.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:54, archived)
# I wonder what colour her panties are.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:02, archived)
# ...you mean 'color'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:19, archived)
# Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Righty-ho! That's me all set...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:49, archived)
# Only WHITE toilet roll, the big racist
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:40, archived)
# brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:04, archived)
# Stockpilers of The World Unite
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Everyday's like Bumday
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:23, archived)
# Bigbutt Strikes Again
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Why pamper life's complexity
when the wood runs smooth on the toilet's seat?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] You may find yourself doing P.E. with Joe
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] As I have a pun-finding script...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Miley Virus, surely?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 17:06, archived)
# It was on a list of words related to corona.
(cockney rhyming slang, apparently)

Probably a bit confusing to have included one that didn't change, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 19:01, archived)
# I chuckled that her name was left the same, suggesting she is already a virus
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:29, archived)
# Rage is the best one, I wish I’d thought of it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:52, archived)
# All of those that work forces...
Are the same that love horses

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 22:20, archived)
# and look where my hand was
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:10, archived)
# Same as it ever was.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Techno Techno Techno Techno
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:00, archived)
# Just how many pills has this woman popped?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)
# I think she's one of those gammon we've heard about
Probably writing to Angela Merkel to remind her about two world wars and one world cup, and to Emmanuel Macron telling him he's a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 13:49, archived)
# What gammon
This is news to me?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:22, archived)
# ..and to Trump to see if he'll marry her.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:34, archived)
# That could be the start of a limerick
There was an old lady called Mills
Who popped an extraordinary number of pills
she went very red
her eyes left her head...
as she jilled herself off with a quill
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:18, archived)
# Your limericks are lacking the skills
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:21, archived)
# Oi, careful, or I'll call the Old Bills
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 14:33, archived)
# Bloody Hell(face)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:47, archived)
# 'ning b3tans and b3tards

you're all twunts :)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 9:27, archived)
# Is that a Badger ? Hiding from the cull
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:01, archived)
# It's the b3ta icon
Which I believe is a growler
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)
# he's definitely living up to his name
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 10:40, archived)
# He looks so happy too
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 12:01, archived)
# But a cute button for a nose..
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:02, archived)
# If you tickle that button
Sometimes he dribbles
sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 12:02, archived)
# Still not sexy...but I am tempted to check out teh b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Sep 2020, 20:46, archived)

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