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(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:05, archived)
# Spang!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 20:16, archived)
# I don't think that's what "spang" has ever meant on b3ta.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 22:07, archived)
# do tell
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:31, archived)
# It's usually a reply to acknowledge a particularly painful pun, isn't it?
Perhaps I'm misremembering.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:26, archived)
#
Spang

I had to look twice at my posting
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 12:48, archived)
# No I think that’s correct. It gave way to ‘ffs’
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:46, archived)
#
ffs
(, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] alright?
2e4378b327e73c7fc29166daf2070189
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:17, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 1:26, archived)
# "I wanna know, have you . . . ."
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:31, archived)
# Ever been stopped by a policeman holding a photo?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:39, archived)
# Any idea who this woman is?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:43, archived)
# Lorraine Kelly
UK morning TV presenter
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:22, archived)
# Don't tell him, Pike!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
"Your name shall also go on ze list!"
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:34, archived)
# I liked it when he didn't mention the war but did
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:51, archived)
# And Manuel did a face
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:00, archived)
# While Hannibal, Murdock and BA watched
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:15, archived)
# They were on a break!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:41, archived)
# It's funnier when things are explained, in future could you do so in the subject line please
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:50, archived)
# Or,
if you think that's too easy, at least in the filename? Pleeeeeeeease?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hunting lying ho?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] also here's a dell livery
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:36, archived)
# Met Robert Patrick?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:44, archived)
# Managed to wipe that abomination of a Terminator 3 "reimagining" from your minds yet?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:46, archived)
# You've inadvertently just caused me to "lose the game" for the first time in several years
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:54, archived)
# It only came out 10 months ago
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
#
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#
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# Australian subtitles
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:52, archived)
# I miss bandwagons :(
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 14:14, archived)
# ever ever really, really really ever loved a woman?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:41, archived)
# won this seeman?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:47, archived)
# I can see Lorraine now Deidre has gone?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:16, archived)
# Have you been this soy?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:50, archived)
# Seen her, why, oh why, did she have to leave and go away?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 13:58, archived)
# ...No....I haven't.....
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 3:16, archived)
# Throwing this in here while the mods are asleep

(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Mods are asleep, post toothings
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:21, archived)
# But this is only onething, you want a 2nd one?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:29, archived)
# Yes
Pls
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:59, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 4:16, archived)
# Hello princess
Something about this keeps saying “fonzie” to me
👍🏻👍🏻
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 4:31, archived)
# It should be saying Aaaayyyyyyyy...
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:00, archived)
# Well, it is Henrietta Winkler.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:10, archived)
# Would
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 4:55, archived)
# I'm sure you did
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:13, archived)
# Two thumbs up
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 15:57, archived)
# My thumbs are too fat to fit barbie shoes on
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:00, archived)
# I put on my robe and wizard hat
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Is this where I am supposed to tip my fedora at you?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:00, archived)
# i'd nail that to the noticeboard
if you know what i mean
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:45, archived)
# who is this person!?
she is awful and horrifying and i love her!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 7:46, archived)
# Alanis Morissette
It isn't ironic. Don't ya think?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 10:19, archived)
# La Fonza
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:11, archived)
# AAAAAAaaaaaaaay!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:58, archived)
#
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# Looks a bit like novelist and right wing troll Lionel Shriver
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:43, archived)
# Any relation to Lionel Richie?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 19:18, archived)
# *feels slightly soiled
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 22:08, archived)
#
My inner conflicts and self-questioning have suddenly been resolved.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:56, archived)
# Sweet x
(, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 13:14, archived)
# You found her teeth! Well done.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 4:58, archived)
# :D :D :D :D Lifetime Supply
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 11:13, archived)
# WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:29, archived)
# It's art, dude!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] whatever people say i am, that's what i'm not
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
That's the trouble with musical movies. They have the song.

(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:21, archived)
# I think I laughed at this last time, but that didn’t stop me laughing this time.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Was that you said something about her sitting on that kid's head
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:33, archived)
# I don’t remember, I do like the sumo stance though
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:28, archived)
# akimbo
it's all the rage
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:40, archived)
# That’s a fantastic word.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:43, archived)
# ikr
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:54, archived)
# Boyled sick is best.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 1:48, archived)
# I see you are a discerning gentleman.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 2:22, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 3:19, archived)
# I think it’s time this went on the FP
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 4:32, archived)
# Done. Sorry it took so long, I’m really lazy.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 18:46, archived)
# haha, have a similar pea
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 9:46, archived)
# Nothing to do with this...
But I wanna be part of this somehow :)


(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 12:31, archived)
# urf

(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Yeah. FP this, you shit!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:24, archived)
# sorry for the delay
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:25, archived)
# I'll return the stilton!
:)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:34, archived)
# No it’s soiled
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 9:27, archived)
#
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# I celebrate his entire catalog
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Hang on...
Aren't you that cock who posted Chinese animations and fucked everyone off?

Cunt
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:01, archived)
#
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# Which is to say, I always click ‘like’ on these, it gets them noticed.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:06, archived)
# so, you're a narc
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:15, archived)
# no I’m raising awareness
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:32, archived)
# ...or maybe just a gluten for punishment
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:29, archived)
# How does it punish me? It’s a click, it’s not a difficult and expensive procedure, it’s not as costly in terms of time and energy as explaining something very simple to you, for instance
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Maybe you really 'like' things you claim you don't like.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:46, archived)
# He only likes himself.
OBV
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:52, archived)
# I like you, Pegbu
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:53, archived)
# Did you click him?
Click him hard!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:55, archived)
# Nice keming
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:17, archived)
# Bum after reading
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:26, archived)
# I like you too.
...and sometimes atomic.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:56, archived)
# You fucking love me.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:58, archived)
# Who?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:59, archived)
# Established Member 51228
...And YOU ARE?......
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:02, archived)
# yes I am, yes I am.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:05, archived)
# A gluten?
I bet you're a Liberal Democrat!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:58, archived)
# It was a play on words
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:00, archived)
# Ah.....
...carry on....
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:01, archived)
#
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# Tippi Hedgon
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:45, archived)
# honk!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Hedy Lafarr
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 5:17, archived)
# Literally no one here understands what it is you're trying to convey with these...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:27, archived)
# I do! :
Hey you, don't watch that
Watch this!
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen buster
You better start to move your feet
To the rockinest, rock-steady beat
Of madness
One step beyond!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 21:50, archived)
#
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#
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# Ha!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Willkommen im haus des spaßes...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:34, archived)
# Tell me more, tell me more
Like did he have a car?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:02, archived)
# Did your wzxpc account get naughty stepped, just out of interest?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:16, archived)
# The naughty step is forever :(
mongychops rest in RIP
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:20, archived)
# The I am very sorry button is broken
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:32, archived)
# Aren’t we all, in a way
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:33, archived)
# I vote for this
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:35, archived)
#
六四事件
八九民运
天安门大屠杀
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:36, archived)
# Fairuz?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:37, archived)
# What does that mean?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:40, archived)
# She's a lebanese singer.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:48, archived)
# Ok thanks.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 18:21, archived)
# Very good!
Someone should do a spoonerism of Pawn Hearts
oh, wait...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] You broke the muppet in me, but you won't break the man
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Live Debate Post Show
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 13:48, archived)
# I couldn't sit through more than 30 seconds at a a time.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:23, archived)
# I lasted a whole 2 minutes!
Behold my mighty stamina.

Now, what's all this about a debate?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah I made it for about 90 seconds, literally. I had to go in the other room, I can't listen to him any more.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 17:00, archived)
# I remember when we thought the Nixon/Kennedy debate was controversial.
I guess I was feeling good; I made it to 80 minutes.
The next one should be conducted in a bar.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 17:05, archived)
# If I wanted to hear a couple of idiotic old white men trying to drown each other out while everyone else sits about feeling embarrassed I'd go back to my old job
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 17:08, archived)
# -my old job +/talk
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 18:35, archived)
# I watched it all...I love train wrecks.
Joe Biden kissed his wife's mask. A real fucking genius there. (')___(')
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha what a fool eh? It would be hard to choose between them were it not for the 200,000 deaths one of them dismissively presided over.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:02, archived)
# And it might have been funny were it not for the number of people in America who are suffering from health and financial issues, not to mention an Arctic which is about to be ice-free
Aaaand breathe...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:42, archived)
# And...how it's so easy to put the blame on others. It's like the Jews blaming Hitler for the Holocaust. Jessh! Outrageous!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:55, archived)
# amniotic, you’re a prolific and capable artist, but you’re a really shit troll
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:01, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 20:04, archived)
# yeah, RIP those drone bombed kids
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 5:36, archived)
# At least she was wearing one.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 23:45, archived)
# Is he sniffing up 'rona?
A pint of bleach and a few hours' butt-chugging in the garden of his Florida mansion will cure him
(, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] rogers and hammerzzz
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 0:28, archived)
# cuking pat
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 4:01, archived)
# Fun House host wins snooker cup
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 10:44, archived)
# cat shat in the hat
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 14:23, archived)
# i suppose it's no less than i deserve
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby it's an...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 23:30, archived)
# I nearly got that without Google.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 0:15, archived)
# Nowting shaybourhood
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 12:27, archived)
# i WANT MY MONEY BACK.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] And everything depends upon how near you stand to me
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 22:56, archived)
# I think it's an improvement.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Turn around...bright eyes

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(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Probably better...
Already done this one, but yours is better. I put a picture of Bonnie Tyler in mine and still confused people...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] is the band obv?
I think the first line should have been "Fancy a cuppa Mr Ferdinand"


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(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Pssst
Compo it
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Chamon!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Riders
Of The Lost Quark
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:57, archived)
# nicely done as always
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 13:56, archived)
# Thanks Dirk!
\O/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] smug bastard
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Rohirrim bap study
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 17:11, archived)
# tenuous
i like it
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of Guns n Roses
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 16:40, archived)
# a lot of gammon in the village
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 17:34, archived)
# Suuu-weeet Child of Mine?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 18:56, archived)
# Nearly..
Meat child of swine. Obvious really*



*it isn't.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2020, 10:20, archived)
# Moe Hamhead
That's Islam sorted
(, Tue 29 Sep 2020, 20:22, archived)

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