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[challenge entry] Is this still a thing?

Moar of this sort of thing!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:53, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:57, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:00, archived)
# YAY
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)
# pain ting con test
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)
# Shopped pictures only
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)
# dis is da bestus one so far
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:18, archived)
# I didn't used to like pears but now I REALLY like them so I've bred a fuckable pear it's very juicy
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 16:53, archived)
# I FUCK PEARS, LOVE YOU!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 16:53, archived)
# I like pears fuck you too.
I'm doing very well, thanks for asking
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:02, archived)
# You are doing well also. How am I?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks! I'm doing well.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:14, archived)
# You too!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:14, archived)
# Thanks for asking!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)
# You are so glad to see me!
But I've got to run so hello!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:23, archived)
# Hello! How are you?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:32, archived)
# You are fine. Thanks for asking, I am so thoughtful!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:31, archived)
# Tell me your name
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Fine thanks, yourself?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:50, archived)
# Larry Fine?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Louis Fyne
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:58, archived)
# I'm glad Lou is fyne too
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Did you google it?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:53, archived)
# Yes I did
I was surprised about the actual spelling of his stage name. For some reason I remembered it as being Phine
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Phuck Oph!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:54, archived)
# Mr. Nuke...and you are?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Fine.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:52, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
# You’re welcome!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Gesundheit!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:43, archived)
# You're so sorry to hear that. You hope I feel better soon.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:40, archived)
# But enough about you.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:51, archived)
# 'NO!' means 'NO!'
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:53, archived)
# Hello!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:54, archived)
# What are you wearing?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:55, archived)
# a very sheer Bob Mackie kaftan
and nothing else
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:56, archived)
# You are Carol Burnett
aicmfp
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:21, archived)
# With much broader shoulders tho.
And narrower hips.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:30, archived)
# mmmm
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:35, archived)
# pear of buttocks
I lick
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:54, archived)
# Like
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:54, archived)
# sick
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)
# But does it support popular STDs?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:59, archived)
# I’ll be keeping it updated with the latest flesh-eating bacteria if that’s what you mean.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:41, archived)
# Also:
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:14, archived)
# uh oh
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] MarsupialMan
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:33, archived)
# is it a bird? is it a plane?
No it's Captain Ketamine, and he's here to bounce your mind off the walls
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:01, archived)
# KangaroojacK
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:01, archived)
# Kangaroo Jacked?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)
# IK,R?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:26, archived)
# K, K, K, kryptonite
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:53, archived)
# Seriously, a lotta kryptonite
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:50, archived)
# M
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# 'smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo...'
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Great work Pedro, I really like your fun pics :)
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 3:27, archived)
#
Might have said this before but you need a shop so people can buy some of the out there fractal weirdness on things like t-shirts. Redbubble or the like.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 9:15, archived)
# :) thanks
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Great work Pedro, I really like your fun pics :)
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 3:37, archived)
# Aren’t they great? They’re great!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 4:06, archived)
# I think he toe-tally aced this one
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:22, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:31, archived)
# T Hanks
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:25, archived)
# Great work Pedro, I really like your pun fics :)

WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T PUN-BASED FICTION
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 8:32, archived)
# (:
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:25, archived)
# took me a moment
thought it was a surprise self-portrait
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 8:36, archived)
# very close.
I've been on sand and have owned a Jeep
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:26, archived)
# Shopped photos only please
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:01, archived)
# ...but it is!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:27, archived)
# is that naomi watt the fuck is going on with her toes
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:59, archived)
# WAT?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:02, archived)
# they speaky english in watt?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:04, archived)
# the did until the watt's riots. that changed everything, man
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:10, archived)
# WAT
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:29, archived)
# ha!
No idea
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:25, archived)
# Why stop at seven?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:01, archived)
# I never even counted.
Are you some kind of freak?!?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:03, archived)
# uuuum...
no
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:07, archived)
# I can see right through you
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:15, archived)
# ahhahaha
ha
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:25, archived)
# Eek!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Are you looking at the wall behind me?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:08, archived)
# I didn't know she had Norfolk ancestry
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 7:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
# Nice!
But uhhh, where's the steering wheel?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:21, archived)
# Alright GrandPa
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:53, archived)
# Right here
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:18, archived)
# 😯😱😍
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)
# soooo 2010
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:26, archived)
# It was cutting edge at the time
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Everything will be 'hands-free' by 2025.
And there will be a sharp rise in 'car-wankers'.
Mark my words.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:05, archived)
# Fucking shitty maglevs
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:22, archived)
# I know, right...
Everything is outdated in 10 years.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:54, archived)
# All new cars in the UK have to be electric by 2030.
And they all have to float by 2040.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:02, archived)
# Fuck the NWO
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:15, archived)
# No wheels objective
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:29, archived)
# When Tesla steals my idea, (and they will)...you will be my witness in court.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 3:38, archived)
# Fuck Hollywood Hogan!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 15:39, archived)
# Accompanied by a massive programme to install charging points everywhere.
Starting 2060.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:11, archived)
# Sounds about right.
In the meantime, all those disgusting peasants without a front garden and a drive to put their car on can get fucked.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 11:14, archived)
# I can teach you how to draw wheels
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:49, archived)
# I see you guys aren't ready for the future.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Mooo faha brings all the wheels to the cars
And they're like, it's better than yours
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:14, archived)
# He's gonna teach us how to draw wheels!
Oh great mofaha....show us your perfect circles.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:17, archived)
# akshally, if they're drawn properly, they may look a bit elliptical or catenary.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:18, archived)
# Is that where you can't decide which pet to buy so you go for a hybrid
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:30, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 1:50, archived)
# Wheels are round, Pedro.
That’s the first lesson, and it’s free.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 4:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)
# Stupid Hippies.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:25, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:29, archived)
# ???

(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:10, archived)
#
those wheels and tyres look a bit thin
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 16:16, archived)
# The pictures on this website are flat
Duh!
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:05, archived)
#
-thin
+shit
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:25, archived)
# You are not qualified, obv.
mofaha is the wheel expert.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe him, because you, how did you put it???
Oh yeah, "can't even"
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:27, archived)
# nah...err...eeeh....fooo....gah...:P
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Freeman Intercity Commuter
yes?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:38, archived)
# No.
ATOCAR!....say it.....ATOCAR!...
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Did it have a collision with a marsupial?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:05, archived)
# Some kid on a fake Harry Potter Nimbus 2000.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:22, archived)
# Was it a cumulonimbus?
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Get your head out of the clouds, son.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 19:00, archived)
# I can't help it, it's attached to my body
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Status Quokka


The opportunity for this pun has made me post here for the 1st time since about 2010. HI AGAIN.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:28, archived)
# Hello!! Down down, down under and down!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice pootling.
cf. my first ever FP, 12 years ago


/280px wide, those were the days
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:58, archived)
#
yours is much better
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 8:21, archived)
# Yours is much more zen, though.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's the black private dick?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Quick nod to joke of the decade
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)
#
Really struggling with any ideas for this challenge if I'm honest :(
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:12, archived)
# It's not the best
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:15, archived)
# M&#^$%@#$RFU*#^@#%ER!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Snakes on a
M&#^$%@#$RFU*#^@#%ER
Plane
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Racist!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:02, archived)
# Errrrrr
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry]

you're screwed if yer lose

(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 13:50, archived)
# Spot the ball
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 13:59, archived)
# Titter
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:01, archived)
#
arf
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:05, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:32, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:08, archived)
# Pedro Black Space Violation
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Cannot unsee
OCD overload
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:20, archived)
# O_O MY EYES! X_X
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:59, archived)
# lol gud 1
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:23, archived)
# HOTORO GONNO BOTO
IDGI
Something about Mr. Roboto possibly.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 21:30, archived)
# ARIGATO
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:07, archived)
#
who put that there?? - dam, it was transparent and exporting made it the background colour black
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Yeah..yeah..tell it to the Mods...
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:01, archived)
# Trade Marked
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:30, archived)
# Widescreen edition
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:41, archived)
# It's not the real thing.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, have a repost
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 10:44, archived)
# This hurts my brain.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:48, archived)
# YES.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll see that, and raise you
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 11:16, archived)
# Why is there a bite taken out of its head?
Is it delicious?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Amazing how it survived a headshot.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:34, archived)
# caved-in cunts
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)
# caven haven
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:09, archived)
# Is it angel dust?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy Wallaby
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 7:39, archived)
# Crikey
Have a click though
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww.. it's a baby Duck Face Platypus


(Edit, now even more gorgeous)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 22:09, archived)
# Awww <3 <3
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:32, archived)
# Crush It!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:55, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 0:00, archived)
# It's like a scene out of an Erasurehead sequel.
In heaven, everything's alright...
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
# I WON THE ELECTION!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Eye slugs confirmed
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:49, archived)
# Tears of a clown
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 21:37, archived)
# When there's no-one arouwn
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:52, archived)
# Sounds like Pedro during Gayshift.
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 23:07, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 13:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a zoo keeper.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

i'm sorry, I did and redid and now I'm giving up.
Dirty, not quick, Koala Bruni.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:03, archived)
# This is super
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks mate
(, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:07, archived)
# Your pep talk worked.
You told me to go with it, and I went with it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 21:08, archived)
# !!!!!!!
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:53, archived)
# He looks even happier than normal here!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:32, archived)
# Cuz he's on the FP of b3ta.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Don't be lie
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Made you look! XD
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] My Mars Soup Pile. (I think I misheard the challenge?)

Click for bigger (314 kb)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 18:21, archived)
# haha!
It's an epic tale of a brexit-riddled Government in freefall yet somehow still able to get themselves elected through fear-mongering and race-baiting.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Classic Bo. J.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 17:38, archived)
# You ready with that cheese wire? Here he comes...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 18:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
Faster, you fuck!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:40, archived)

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