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Tough luck, folks.

Bick for cligger

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:43, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)

Damn it feels good...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:04, archived)

perfect

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:08, archived)

Excellent.

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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:08, archived)

Bravo!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:12, archived)

hmmmmm

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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:34, archived)

Ceiling furby is reading your nokia

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:53, archived)

(twoscoops, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:07, archived)

I have one of those, wonder what it's worth now

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)

A base, I mean

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:31, archived)

It's free

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:24, archived)

Worthlessbase

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 16:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:56, archived)

[Options]

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:43, archived)

I had a phone much like that when All Your Base was a hit

which was the time period leading up to the launch of b3ta - summer 2001

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rob, Mon 7 Dec 2020, 9:57, archived)

(twoscoops, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:16, archived)

Super

welcome to beter, chop up a kitten, pull a chair, you'll leave

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:45, archived)

Would play

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:16, archived)

I ran out of croissants and he died :(

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Cae1, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:58, archived)

Excellent

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:39, archived)

(Alligator, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:10, archived)

Success Baby Spice

(plankton, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:10, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:05, archived)

Covid advent calendar - just print it out and cover the doors with post it notes

Click for bigger (371 kb)

(biggytitbo, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:56, archived)

Someone shared 1 Dec on our work WhatsApp group

Cue embarrassment all round and a bit of a rollicking

(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:55, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:34, archived)

George Michael / 90's Noel Edmonds alive and well

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:37, archived)

He should play Capt. Kirk in the next TrekWarz movie

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:33, archived)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:25, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:34, archived)

I love it.

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Cae1, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:45, archived)

Ha Ha!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)

Castle Greyskull on the hill

I'm new here. Did I dun it right?

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:15, archived)

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:35, archived)

Thanks. Great to be here.

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:43, archived)

Got a few more of these... all shit. FAQ says I should be able to put em in as replies but it's non-obvious how. Seems a bit cretinous to keep starting new posts for each image...

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:45, archived)

Reply to yourself and drop the HTML link in the message box.

Saying that, the rules about multi-posts are from the dim and distant past - when there was a lot more movement on /board - so if you're not sure what to do, (and you're not posting thousands of pictures), a new post isn't going to be the end of the world.
If anyone moans, blame me.
I'll then delete this message and call you a liar.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:01, archived)

THREADWASTE

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:45, archived)

THRASTE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:58, archived)

When I reply there's no "image mode" button and I'm too thick to find a way to upload to b3ta other than posting in image mode. Guess I could host somewhere else, like some kind of goddamn peasant.

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)

Never mind. Cracked it.

Thanks for all your kind thoughts, that I'm taking the liberty of assuming you had.

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)

Her name is Rio, er... James Rio

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:53, archived)

Have I pissed everyone off yet?

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:54, archived)

I'd pay to watch this

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:41, archived)

No, do more

Oh, you did.

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 7:59, archived)

Almost done spamming.

Had to wait a week to be allowed to post, so, y'know.... did a few of these.

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:55, archived)

Last one, promise

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)

😀

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Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:08, archived)

Best new person today <3

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:12, archived)

Epic thread here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:34, archived)

All low hanging fruit though

I really wanted to do Thuderbyrds but I'm far too lazy

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:01, archived)

Well, let's see your high fruit then

*waggles eyebrows*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)

That's high for me

I mean, relatively low hanging. Like, for people who aren't shit at this game. Which I am.
Tl;dr it doesn't get any better from me.

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:15, archived)

I'm doing well, thanks for asking!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:16, archived)

STRANGER DANGER

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:03, archived)

WHERE? WHERE?

Oh, right

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:04, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11331979

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:19, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 14:19, archived)

You really need to offer the puppies sooner

(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:34, archived)

4 minutes !

(davyclam, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:15, archived)

Legend !

(davyclam, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:15, archived)

Click for bigger (67 kb)

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 0:33, archived)

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 0:51, archived)

Click for bigger (209 kb)

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 1:10, archived)

I think I dated her when I was just out of high school. :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:35, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 0:14, archived)

Q&D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 0:20, archived)

Quality and Deserving (a FP...I agree)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 1:07, archived)

... k

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 1:08, archived)

O____O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:22, archived)

Nice version

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:34, archived)

It really is a classic.

I'm sure it will be hanging in a museum someday.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:40, archived)

This is very very good. I might make one of these.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:40, archived)

Don't forget your clone stamp.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:41, archived)

Super easy to do.

Even a monkey could make one

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:41, archived)

yeah...you did well...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:53, archived)

Your twisting my words!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 3:25, archived)

....besides, all you did was add a hastily-scribbled 'woot woot'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:36, archived)

Monkey did

Click for bigger (309 kb)

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 12:59, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - 90s MEMES

Take popular internet memes and give them a 90s twist.
Like atomic's distracted recording format.

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 21:21, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 21:36, archived)

What is atomic's distracted recording format?

Also: metal boogers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:16, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11330852

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)

Thank you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:27, archived)

Thanks. I had to upload it again to enter the compo (and Pedro wuz being a dick)... ^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 2:28, archived)

FP mofo

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:25, archived)

Haha no-one looks at the FP atomic

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:28, archived)

Don't Be Lie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:29, archived)

No-one looks, and if they do look, they don’t care.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:32, archived)

Oooo...that fucking hurts.

You're a big fat meanie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:34, archived)

anyway atommic. the back page is where its at

as any fule kno

(ozof, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:47, archived)

Don't I know it!

b3ta.com/search/board?q=Back+Page

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:13, archived)

Be slide

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:32, archived)

You were saying?...

mofaha quote: b3ta.com/board/11085691

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:15, archived)

You got the right name but the wrong guy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 0:07, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 1:10, archived)

Drew's looking well.
(You could've used mine and saved yourself some time,...but thanks anyway) :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:28, archived)

but..but..the only memes I know are from the 90s

you mean there's been others since then?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:52, archived)

same memes

just damp

(ozof, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 10:10, archived)

But I don't know any popular Internet memes :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:05, archived)

(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 13:31, archived)

win

(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:34, archived)

Very good.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 6 Dec 2020, 19:03, archived)

I guess it's time to dig out the old advent colander again

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 19:14, archived)

This is still funny

(Hemipygous, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 20:01, archived)

No reflectoporn though

santa with his cock out and suchlike

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 20:44, archived)

Cadvent

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Ninj, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 21:28, archived)

Nadvent

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:28, archived)

Doubles up as a colander

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showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:29, archived)

Good to see the traditions are still upheld

after all these years :)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:05, archived)

Tenth anniversary to be precise.

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 23:33, archived)

I was thinking that

time and tide waits for no man (or b3tan)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 11:30, archived)

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 15:00, archived)

Are the numbers printed or are they cut too?

Because the middles would fall out of the 4, 6, 8 9 and 0

I'm overthinking this, aren't I?

(rogerzilla, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:01, archived)

A december fp wouldn't be complete without it.

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:50, archived)

It's shiny and beautiful

Day six must be peas?

(Sherbs, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 19:57, archived)

SAFETY EGGS

I'm a bit vague on the rules, but I'm wearing these everywhere from now on.

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 17:47, archived)

I think it's like those insects that have eyes on their wings to make them look big and scary

covid is easily frightened

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11331815

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)

atlas moth says he can give me snake shoulders, all right! I'll gamble a stamp and get his free book

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:46, archived)

Oh dribble you ARE a real moth after all

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:13, archived)

that privet hawk won't shove ME around again

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:38, archived)

why the sad face? :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:36, archived)

Looks substantial

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)

AAAGH teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal teh meal

etc

(dribble, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 18:44, archived)

Well that's all we need this year. A mutated FEAR

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 20:28, archived)

Well I’d definitely stay 6 feet away from you, so there’s that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 22:03, archived)

Everybody knows...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)

I count 1 badger and 0 Bajors.

(Still worth a click though.)

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 30 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)

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