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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:32, archived)
# Too orangey
and I don't like his ears
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)
# All part of the mutant gene
I assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:33, archived)
# They are bad ears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 4:30, archived)
# Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, play a song for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:40, archived)
# *jingle*
*jinglejingle* *jingle* *jingle* *jinglejingle* *jingle* *jingle* *jinglejinglejingle* *jingle* *jingle* *jinglejingle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 0:11, archived)
# wait a moment, the ring on his finger hasn't that appeared in another photo
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Tangoatse
(rogerzilla, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hours of fun with Status Quoits!

(plankton, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Necks look great
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Needs moar kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 7:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jocob's Crackers


(sorry for the shameless pearoast)
(plankton, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Your apology doesn't seem sincere.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)
# whats happening here what did i miss? are they all moving to australia?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)
# What's happening here is that I am extremely bored and unmotivated
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:50, archived)
# Omg me too!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:57, archived)
# YAY! You if I may say so are SLIGHTLY more unhinged...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:58, archived)
# Word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:04, archived)
# SATIRE
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 15:44, archived)
# 2 more to scrape off of my plate...



(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:39, archived)
# You're good at these
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:43, archived)
# it calms me down when I start giggling and crying simultaneously for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Also thanks, I'm doing well.
I think my early years as an 'ink on mylar' draftsman gave me a good eye for matching curves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:50, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:51, archived)
# Needs more
Thatcher effect...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:29, archived)
# Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 10 Dec 2020, 7:08, archived)
# New one on me
but most things are these days.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:53, archived)
# again with the half Windsor
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The wife beating, date raping, ear munching, face tattooed cock womble is hungry!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:40, archived)
# YUMMY
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)
# crun-chewy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:26, archived)
# There's no sprouts and it's January the 8th!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:24, archived)
# a/\o6
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:00, archived)
# anog?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)
# this is outrageous
not even a full Windsor
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:48, archived)
# Educating b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:34, archived)
# haha perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:59, archived)
# o/
(ozof, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:26, archived)
# +ed
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)
# Morning Earthlings!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:34, archived)
# It's an alien webcam
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:35, archived)
# Mysterious Obelisk
He hasn't been the same since Asterix died
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Damn you Covid!!!
:'(
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:57, archived)
# LE Covid svp
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:47, archived)
# Pandemix
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:00, archived)
# Conspiracy theory intesifies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:14, archived)
# Trump starts calling it the "France Virus"
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:59, archived)
# But he'll still pronounce it 'Chai-Naahh!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:03, archived)
# Hang on, they left a message un the rocks
(plankton, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:52, archived)
# quadpubes, definitely alien
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 12:21, archived)
# dog dick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ4cwU1TVXo
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:52, archived)
# I was thinking about a new ringtone anyway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:03, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:25, archived)
# hello stranger
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:01, archived)
# You'd be worried about "local pickup only" on such ebay items
In case the seller opened the door like that
(rogerzilla, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(twoscoops, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 9:32, archived)
# Very nice. Practical too.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 10:01, archived)
# That actually explains a lot.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:20, archived)
# Thanks to all you lovely f****** who bought my book last week


You've warmed the cockles of my heart. Especially those who bought two copies. You have basically bought yourself guaranteed access to heaven. If you accidentally bought two copies: it's no refunds.

I have reactivated offer code B3TAN at malas-decisiones.com so those of you who only bought one copy can quickly get another one.

According to trusty Mr. Postman, everything should be delivered before Friday at the VERY latest- and some of your packages should have already arrived. Any problems, please let me know.

I love you.

BYEEEEEEE
(teeeth, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:23, archived)
# I'm sure all the /links regulars who look at this page will be very happy
(dribble, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 0:07, archived)
# I'm a /links regular,
I go on there every third Wednesday in February when the year ends in a 6 (except leap years, obviously).
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 6:52, archived)
# I once found a hat but it didn’t fit me so I threw it away. Later, I found a head which I’m pretty sure would have fit the hat perfectly, but it was too late.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 5:17, archived)
# How do you fucking swear?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 7:00, archived)
# I censored myself.
I don't know why I do it, I just like writing "f********"rather than writing the word fucking. In real life, I swear the normal amount, but on the internet it seems too rude to write "fucking"
(teeeth, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:01, archived)
# spam bot
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:44, archived)
# Yep
I don't even care 🤷
visit my website to found out how little I care malas-decisiones.com
(teeeth, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:33, archived)
# The black jiffy bags ...
... are like limited edition?

Cool. Cool. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 12 Dec 2020, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:51, archived)
# Sales are booming
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:11, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] There's simply no match for a Pam Ayres thatch.
(AdrianJ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Oooh, a rival to the Jane Birkin merkin
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:09, archived)
# Looks absolutely inviting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# "I wish I'd looked after me queef"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 0:31, archived)
# Peignot
Definitely the correct typeface for all muff adverts. Bravo!
(rogerzilla, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:12, archived)
# Nice socks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:10, archived)
# Perv!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:12, archived)
#


patented 'blackspace®' ©2020 PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:26, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:46, archived)
# Ahhh
I'll be in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:20, archived)
# One does not simply beanz in tomato
(dribble, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)
# Wind is coming
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Well put-together, everybody knows
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Give your loo a manly aroma with...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, he's SORT of a celebrity...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 14:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Now Jerry Curl Springer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 14:21, archived)
# Sit on your hands on the bus of survivors
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 18:33, archived)
# She has a FLY on her ear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Tue 8 Dec 2020, 19:48, archived)

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