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london zoo has changed
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 19:14,
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...and then he said "You're gonna need a bigger boat !" HAHAHAHA
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:11,
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if i'd thought about it, i'd have kept the penguin there
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 9:27,
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Mmmm, tamales!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:49,
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A conga is a dance, but also a snake, giving the opportunity to make an amusing pretense of confusing them for comic effect. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 21:51,
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A mambo is a dance and also a snake. If its black.And a flamenco isn't just a bird.
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Chumps 👀,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:03,
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A snake is a dance. If you can dance the flamingo, you're a snake.
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Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:28,
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Your plotting algorithms need a tunaup PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:20,
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What's a fish's favourite feminine hygiene product... Massengill
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Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:50,
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I don’t know what that is, and I’m too manly to look it up. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:37,
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And with one swift post pedro alienates not only the non american boarders, but also boarders who don't menstruate
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Fri 16 Apr 2021, 10:04,
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:( always this way
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:18,
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I'm really not a bad person.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 18:19,
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some parts of a person, mouth parts, probably the ears too idk it’s been a while since I went out mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 17 Apr 2021, 4:14,
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WARNING: Actualol has a very high alcoholic contentIngestion may cause blindness, mental dysfunction and teenage pregnancy.
Please enjoy responsibly.
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Fri 16 Apr 2021, 8:26,
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Please enjoy responsibly.
I’ve mother-fucking haddock with these metc. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:32,
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Like almost as if someone were having an enjoyable time with the building blocks of our language? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 22:20,
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Um Bonga, Um Bonga, they drink it in the Conga
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 23:06,
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This is the most racist thing I have ever seen. Edit: false alarm, it’s not
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 4:32,
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I guess you don't care for their new waterpark?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 16 Apr 2021, 1:59,
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So I guess we can now only do car jokes.Or is beverage wordplay/humor allowed too this time?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 14:43,
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Not combinedDrinking and driving is bad.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 15:09,
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The fellowship could have saved quite a lot of time by just driving to mount doomeither that or getting dropped off by giant sleeve eagles
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Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:08,
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Well I think there's the problem of parking at mount doom, the sleeve eagles has been debunked, they tested it in real life mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:12,
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or send it via YodelThey'll be in and out before Sauron has even answered the door, and they're experts at chucking packages into inaccessible places. Plus the Ring won't affect them because they're mostly zombies.
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Thu 15 Apr 2021, 18:17,
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I'm an expert in chucking packages in to inaccessible places.*something about a ring*
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Fri 16 Apr 2021, 10:06,
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Hugo's having trouble breathingHugo's wife and mother grieving :(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 14:38,
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Didn't 'basket weaver' used to mean whatever we say instead of 'retard' now? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:14,
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Drinking a 40 in the death basket.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:12,
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Why's he weaving; did that wascally wabbit make him go? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 17:12,
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Looking down a hole no doubt!. Nice NinjIs that Indy, hiding behind that rock?
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Q4nobody,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 13:51,
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Indy's hat is on fire
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 14:47,
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Haha!Lovely Q! That's next year's London Marathon sorted!
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Ninj,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 12:43,
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I can image the girl with the pearl earring loves a bloody chat.
Van Gogh would be "Sorry, can you repeat that please. I'm having trouble hearing you" Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 13:35,
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heheThe Moaning Lisa line was the most popular with the clients
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Thu 15 Apr 2021, 13:50,
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Vincent is annoyed with the pensioner on the other end"As I told you, sir, your laptop does not come with 'all the Internet, including the pr0n' pre-installed. Have you tried Googling broadband deals?
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Sat 17 Apr 2021, 14:59,
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5th row down, 23rd from left is a nudey of rob's ankles Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 10:05,
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I got your hook-up bruh!1/2 off whatever 'numb-nutz' up there is asking.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:10,
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Yay!Hold up, give someone else a chance to post.
You're pushing 2020 off the main page.
(You're pushing 2020 off the main page.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 23:24,
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Might post another one. I’m confident I can come up with something worse than this. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:01,
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I doubt it.It's pretty fucking bad/weak/shit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 2:10,
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Terrible bullying toward member 10342
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 5:39,
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OMGIt's like when that liquid metal T-1000 finally meets its doom in the tank of molten metal. All of its old manifestations poke out as it liquefies.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 2:12,
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So...once I saw 2 monks on a flying log.I was on LSD at the time, but still....I saw it!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 2:19,
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Do not try to hold or put the raccoon on your head, it's the raccoon choice, not yours. Only lucky people will be able to enjoy that kind of moment. Sorry
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 2:33,
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This episode of Sesame Street is weird :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 16:56,
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This picture celebrates the hand and arm of Tony ‘Doc’ Shiels. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:03,
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I hadn't heard of him until now.I like his owlman schtick
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 1:31,
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I’ve been looking for a funny Loch Ness monster Can I get a witness?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:39,
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This is quite possibly the worst pic I've ever seen.Or not.
( Chumps 👀,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:43,
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"We"(also: do you want to be satisfied in Life?...Watch The Melvins Live on YouTubeshit....So fucking satisfying! Jusssayin)
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Thu 15 Apr 2021, 2:21,
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Not my thing really, but thanks for the suggestion mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 12:26,
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Fashion man is ...Falling! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:46,
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It could also be Calvin reKleinjussayin'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:03,
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3rd panels are against the rules. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:11,
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fine. I couldn't find a fitting verb ending in 'ine' to fit this anyway...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:12,
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That’s actually betterNo wait it isn’t
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 17:50,
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Karl Lager-filled
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:23,
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Why would he eat a fucking car
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:50,
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I'm totally ad-libbing itThat's what the board members are paying me for
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:51,
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GOOD MONEY, TOO! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:07,
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Oh God I can't do that right nowHow can I ensure your continued business
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:25,
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I'm taking my business to /talkthe jokes are better
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:30,
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Worse than my stuff?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:23,
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<3 <3 <3 even better!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 19:49,
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This is a magnum 44 the most powerful handgun in the world — ibii ydoh mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:27,
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I heard Kelvin was sent a grade upward in Parochial schoolHe was way taller & always beating his classmates in basketball. The headmaster thought it wasn't fair in height.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 20:34,
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I distinctly remember requesting zero kelvin. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 0:29,
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That happens when Calvin snorts a K line
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 21:13,
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shave his head and pierce his earCalvin Klean
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 15 Apr 2021, 1:02,
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Mel Blanc wants you to sleep well tonight
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 2:38,
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I can't watch it because of that one scenelike the oldboy octopus
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Wed 14 Apr 2021, 15:11,
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Schluuuuuurrrrrp! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 15:38,
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Seriously? I've been thinking about watching the movie, that might put me off mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 16:17,
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I found a Wacom Intuos 5 Touch in the trashSo be prepared for a steady stream of painterly high art from the old gub~gub
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 1:16,
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This is some top arts my friend. What a great find, unless it’s cursed of course. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 1:39,
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It's honest work :)I love finding a freshly delivered roll-off. The good stuff is usually in the first load
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 2:04,
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I’ve got a freshly delivered roll-off right here iykwim mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 2:19,
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I need to dig out my old Wacom tablet.I have the pen sat here next to my keyboard, doing nothing, being useless.
(And the pen's not very useful either, eh readers?)
((And the pen's not very useful either, eh readers?)
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 14:21,
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People who cant draw?I checked online and they were going for around 300 usd
( gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 18:23,
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Captain Beefheart track?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:41,
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Happy Candleday old b3tan
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 23:45,
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Just a bit of disambiguation.
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:36,
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And he wore a hat, and he had a job, and he brought home the bacon
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:05,
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True. An artichoke, pear or avacado would better enforce safe distancing. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 17:44,
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Yet an apple a day keeps the doctor awayCheckmate, pro-maskers!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:28,
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A pineapple would work tooMight post some pictures
Not of pineapples tho
Might post some jokes, better than technique
Spring collection, topical, quickly gaining in popularity
(Not of pineapples tho
Might post some jokes, better than technique
Spring collection, topical, quickly gaining in popularity
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 18:59,
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Imagine a guy, right, he's fixing the trap under a sinkbut instead of a face there's a big plum
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:06,
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The beatles are performing, but one of them has a citrus fruit for a face
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:09,
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Haha, hey mister tangerine man, I get it, like that song bob mccartney did
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:11,
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Mullah Kintyre? It’s sharia (sure a) great song! Wait are we doing fruit sorry
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:13,
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There’s a horse with an elongated head right, but instead of eyes right, it has raspberries WHY THE RASPBERRY EYES?
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 19:41,
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LOL!****not really LOL, but I did breathe heavily through my nose whilst reading
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Tue 13 Apr 2021, 21:02,
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That’s fantastic. The comments are gold. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 14 Apr 2021, 1:53,
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There's a guy works down the bread shop swears he's Dali
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 16:56,
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I think I remember this film
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts,
Tue 13 Apr 2021, 13:05,
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I'm trying to imagine the dank smell of his perm after a long workout. Like the smell of a wet dog that has just come in from a run in the sea« Older messages | Newer messages »
