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[challenge entry] A little David Allan Coe tune would be proper here , , ,
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:13, archived)
# They used to be the same height -- TRU-FAX!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:19, archived)
# Jeffrey's neck got a bit stretched. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 22:35, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 22:40, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:00, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11346598
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:39, archived)
# This is sold as serious heart medication, but the choice of brand name makes me wonder :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:27, archived)
#
cf propranolol
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:33, archived)
# B3ta-blocker
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:41, archived)
#
Why didn't I...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:30, archived)
# vg
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 17:33, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 17:59, archived)
# As long as it raises your tart rate.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:10, archived)
# *groan*
๐Ÿ˜†
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] wouldn't that just print lots of Andrew? It's been a while since I was a basic bitch
I'll just leave this pearoast here for the comp, Ive heard the prize this week is 10% off at Dixons
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:36, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:16, archived)
# there was a time I wrote 1000s of lines, now I even forget what a rem statement does
makes it funnier somehow, like a warning for other programmers
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:24, archived)
# come to /links!
all remarks will be forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 4:22, archived)
# there's fortunes to be made there, for those bold enough
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)
# Indeed,
try it out here.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:22, archived)
# Quotation marks
'ning.

Probably bindun lots before, but I'm getting old and forgetful. Click for bigger (89 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:18, archived)
# Don't worry about getting old
you're not parfitt yet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:42, archived)
# .
*bindun tish!*
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:59, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:55, archived)
# *Teh
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:45, archived)
#
Haha! Of course. How soon they forget.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 5:04, archived)
# bit dark but well executed
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 5:39, archived)
# Thanks :) Edit: Oh, okay--you were talking about the dark TOPIC.
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 6:01, archived)
# it was a compliment as well as pun, two birds with with one stone
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:19, archived)
# :D My posts are generally bad for bird populations.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:48, archived)
# I didn't want to just leave you hanging
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:01, archived)
# Well, that's good noose--so what's the bad noose?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:03, archived)
# Well this is cheerful
but very well done
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks much--
I'll try to be less gloomy in the future :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:54, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 23:41, archived)
# --->Hull
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 0:33, archived)
# It's a sail boat!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 0:42, archived)
# The dude in white--in right rear of crowd--must be 12 feet tall :p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 1:41, archived)
#

markp0rter
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:28, archived)
# Must be Fasulia' Mohammed...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:19, archived)
# i've been staring at this for ages
and i still can't find fuck or flan
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 2:10, archived)
# Thank you for flying Ryanair
(rogerzilla, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:04, archived)
#
Looks a bit like Sgt Peppers sleb dead has had to post early this year.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:15, archived)
# The Rave Scene has lost a lot of its joy.
(davyclam, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:17, archived)
# Have your passenger locator forms ready for inspection
(marksimmons1962 This is a normal post, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:04, archived)
# I do love a good...
Where's Waldo?
Where's Wally?
Ou est Charlie?
Gag.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:50, archived)
# I'll get your butler!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:08, archived)
# Klink you're FOOL, so shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 23:20, archived)
# Are they the baddies?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:15, archived)
# Sorry - I had to get this off my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:34, archived)
# So what he was actually saying was "I'll beat plaque!". Must have been the Austrian accent.
(Cerberus64, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:32, archived)
# the signal was there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:11, archived)
# FFS!
brilliant though.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 21:42, archived)
# All that time waiting for Prince Andrew to be the 600 series model that doesn't sweat...
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:44, archived)
# Shit.
I LOLLED
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:48, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 23:21, archived)
# ha!
worth the wait for the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:29, archived)
# Seamless lols
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:35, archived)
# Top 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:50, archived)
# CHRIS CAMARA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Already posted this once but I'm really into recycling

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:50, archived)
# WHAT IF…?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:32, archived)
# The phrase "sweating like a paedophile in a playground" probably needs reappraising...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:56, archived)
# My references were
Like Michael Jackson at a boyscout jamboree
or
Bill Clinton taking a polygraph test
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold still...damn your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:22, archived)
# haha fab
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(WGCtrev, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:46, archived)
# I just started watching the latest "Start Trek: Lower Decks"
and I had to Google to check the bad guys weren't called the Kardashians!


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(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah - it was the other way round for me
I first heard of the Kardashians when I was confused by a supposed "joke" on Big Bang Theory, when the geeks are asked if they can name a Kardashian, as a test of their knowledge of popular culture.
Puzzled the fuck out of me at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:44, archived)
# Are you even at your peak 'YOU' on this glorious Monday, the 1st day of the BEST of your life? Live, Leotard, Laugh, Lunge, Love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:56, archived)
# I’m happy for you Pedro that you can express your special interests here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:11, archived)
# <3 <3 HUGZ <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:33, archived)
# I’ve been thinking a lot about fish with feet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)
# Will do, sir
As soon as I get back to hin Manor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:37, archived)
# Ok. Not sure on the ideal configuration at this stage, so I may do some preliminary sketches myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:46, archived)
# Wonderful
I hope to see some sketches on my desk by 5:00 p.m. Central
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:11, archived)
# Just to get my creative 'juices' (LOL) flowing, I need to know
Will they be human feet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:59, archived)
# You got 10 minutes. Is there a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:49, archived)
# I'm afraid you're going to need to meet me in H.R.
Bring your purse & any personal items.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 2:03, archived)
# It's a European holdall
It's not a purse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 3:07, archived)
# fanny pack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:44, archived)
#
Oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:01, archived)
# 07.39? IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:27, archived)
# Average number of toes per foot in an average Pedro post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:34, archived)
# 07.39t/f
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:36, archived)
# Ah. OK. All sorted. I get it now. Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Lovely
I've been thinking about people with strong toes all over them, so they can walk horizontally like a sort of millipede.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yak, yak, yak...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Which way to the under-16's team?
(plankton, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:07, archived)

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