You would need to speak to the representatives of the Lamppost committee.
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Chumps π,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 18:58,
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Bit small to be a Streetlamp…β¦jusssayin.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 19:17,
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Fuck yeah…β¦makes me think of strange and unnatural things.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 19:37,
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Remember to always recycle your Fabricant after use
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 14:29,
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god knows I've tried b3ta.com/board/11358703
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 23:16,
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my contribution
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 2:00,
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yeah
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 13:57,
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Not saying the date involved alcohol but the lamp got really pissed up Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 11:23,
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disappointing lack of gorns and lamp posts
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:19,
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1st rule of this business called show:Always leave them wanting more gorns and lampposts.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:25,
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someone please make a saturday night wig field gif
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:58,
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Michael FabricantAlan B'stard
Piers Trustycunt
Simon Takeyermoney
Jonathan Letpoorpeopledie
Terrence Hedgefund
Baroness Clitoris Von Cumstink
Printi Patelicopter
(Piers Trustycunt
Simon Takeyermoney
Jonathan Letpoorpeopledie
Terrence Hedgefund
Baroness Clitoris Von Cumstink
Printi Patelicopter
Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 22:31,
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Image ChallengeGetting really bored with this now. Any chance of a change of subject?
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 19:39,
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Sure, what would you like?
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:03,
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I would like something along the lines of:"What would you being doing right now if there was no internet?"
( Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:10,
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I like to make buses out of cardboard boxes. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:16,
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Nobody told me it was kinky! mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:23,
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you're probably doing something kinky atm, amirite? Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:54,
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Pickling brainswith chilli and garlic
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:20,
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Chilli garlic pickled brains with a side of trachea yes? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:25,
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Are you zombie too? Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:31,
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The same thingbut I'd have to turn pages with my left hand.
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id10ts WTF happened,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 0:11,
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Have you entered the image challenge?Asking for a friend.
( Chumps π,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:14,
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I don’t take part any more because I think the word ‘enter’ sounds perverse. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:26,
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"Enter" is acceptable."Gusset" and "girth" are examples of what are not.
( Chumps π,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:17,
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Enter the Dragon
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 11:13,
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make a funny picture and post it on the internet artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:55,
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Pro tip: headswap Boris Johnson into your favourite movie Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Modernize Films"){kind=small}
Bonus points for Trek Wars
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:19,
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"Cake or Death?"Since it is now possible to ambush with cake, depict scenes of Mods vs. Rockers on Brighton beach, medieval warfare or football hooliganism, all involving baked desserts.
twitter.com/channel4news/status/1486059266633043973
(twitter.com/channel4news/status/1486059266633043973
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:23,
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Right Actor, Wrong FilmGert FrΓΆbe was the baddie in Goldfinger AND in the King Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
I guess, what if an actor came in as the wrong character?
You know, like Blackadder Queenie turns up in Dance with a stranger or Tom Cruise in....ok, forget that last one....
but there are possibilities?
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:49,
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As long as there is no politics. I am fed up with the 5th form Boris jokes. It's shooting fish in a barrel, so try to be more original.
My suggestion for the compo: Valentine Cards from TV personalities
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 22:17,
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My suggestion for the compo: Valentine Cards from TV personalities
how about "make a current film by photoshopping one from the past"?I have some ideas
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 26 Jan 2022, 4:41,
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This is not correctThis is Bruges
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:21,
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I can't even remember how to submit it to the challenge Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 17:20,
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I think weekly challenges have gone, it's all about lamp posts and Boris parties
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 17:25,
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Were you in a coma?Welcome back again
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:21,
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funnily enough, I was accidentally knocked out in the forest near my home. When I awoke, I found eight years had passed. My family were overjoyed to have me back, but weirdly I hadn't aged.
Long story short, I had an adventure with an intelligent, wisecracking alien spaceship.
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:52,
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Long story short, I had an adventure with an intelligent, wisecracking alien spaceship.
Anal probe or it didn't happen Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 21:15,
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Gaz me ππ½π§
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 22:02,
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I think so.If I ever get the opportunity I'll try to pull it off his head.
For science.
(For science.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 14:06,
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Whilst you at at, try pulling his eyebrows off as well, we might as well be thorough.
(,
Thu 27 Jan 2022, 15:37,
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Not at all, it's 100% natural luscious, fertile growth spurted straight from his scalp's folliclesJust because he chooses to style it in a manner reminiscent of Cilla Black in the 1960s is entirely up to him and who are we to criticise. If anything he should be lauded for his quirky individualism. In fact, he'd make an excellent Prime Minister who would earn the United Kingdom fresh respect and a reputation for seriousness.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 16:01,
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People call him the wish.com version of Boris Johnson but actually he had the gimmick first. Credit where credit's due. Johnson is the Ric Flair to Fabricant's Buddy Rogers.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 17:36,
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Also he has an ant in his, let's call it hair:(
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 17:41,
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Party time in the cabinet office
Presence of penguins unconfirmed, but they were more fun to add than corrupt politicians.
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 0:00,
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pingu twerks bring all the boyz to da yard artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 0:32,
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this is the cure for my chillie willies!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 2:47,
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I'm sorry,But inviting penguins, wearing party hats and blowing party streamers whilst singing birthday songs and eating cake is NOT a party.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 10:17,
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I like Boris's shoes Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 11:33,
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It’s not a birthday party, it’s an annual cake and drinks celebration. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 15:02,
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*Carrie, later that evening* "Alexander, why do you smell of fish?" Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 16:03,
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The Great British Dance Off Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:30,
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All that rugby puts hairs on your chestWhat chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 7:25,
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More trifle than rifle Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:42,
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Yeah, after seeing that brutal rugby tackle, and his bravery whilst stuck on a zip wire, my money's on Bojo.... plus he 'done' Brexit.
.
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 11:48,
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.
Light on their feet, it’s not the same. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 23:56,
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did this happen in Wis-Sconce-Son?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 2:48,
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The dark side of the force is more Victorian Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 14:41,
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The street light side of the Force Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:36,
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FFS!whoah!!
EEK!
mARVELLOUSSO
(EEK!
mARVELLOUSSO
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:49,
archived)
I see you have constructed a new lampsaber.Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the Lamperor has foreseen.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 21:30,
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When I left you I was but the lamp lighter, now I am the lamp! Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 21:50,
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That's no lamp. Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 0:25,
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Fuck! Now my phone thinks I want to buy lamps!*Stay on target! Stay on target!*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 1:19,
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I like this post PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 14:18,
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*right clicks**saves*
*funges*
(*funges*
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:37,
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You can’t spell Work Event without wanker
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Almost.
bounder not here that often,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 19:40,
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Look, it's quite obvious that he and his advisors were merely examining the quality of British-made cake and good old British candlesAn essential quality assurance if you're going to be securing global cake and candle trade deals.
If you disagree you're a dirty Remoniac responsible for Brexit's failings and should be crucified along Patel's driveway.
Likewise with all the alleged wine and cheese events. How are our politicians to get behind wine and cheese exports without (repeated) samplings to assure them of the products' quality?
(If you disagree you're a dirty Remoniac responsible for Brexit's failings and should be crucified along Patel's driveway.
Likewise with all the alleged wine and cheese events. How are our politicians to get behind wine and cheese exports without (repeated) samplings to assure them of the products' quality?
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 19:55,
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there is no such thing as British wine or cheese. it was all Frenchsleeping with the enemy in plain sight!
( Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:52,
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Well, that's clearly scouting the opposition and confirming that British products are far superior Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:53,
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Combined with her knowledge of Pork Markets and hanging out with in-breds, does that make her a ham and cheese sandwich? Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 25 Jan 2022, 10:46,
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Sneaky peak at this weeks Sue Gray report, overlooked by Boris Johnson... π€
Amazing Especially the 'their'
( hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 19:04,
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Bod- can haz FP?(edit) I rescind my above comment. it should clearly be "they're"
( Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Mon 24 Jan 2022, 20:48,
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