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# About right
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Middle bottom
For the win
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:09, archived)
# Last frame looks like they are both wearing underpants on their heads.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:10, archived)
# MMMM, Sticky!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:45, archived)
# Sexy!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 20:54, archived)
# toyahandrobert.com
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:02, archived)
# bored with this now
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:34, archived)
# They'll get tired of it in a day or two
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:05, archived)
# b3ta, I mean
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:06, archived)
# Me too…
…everything is just a slurry eye fuck mess.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:41, archived)
# I like how it messes her face up even if you just put her name in.
Or maybe that’s what she actually looks like.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:45, archived)
# AI is they live sunglasses
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:54, archived)
#

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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:20, archived)
# oh, it's here too is it?
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:35, archived)
# rubbish
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:45, archived)
# not even close
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:49, archived)
# they have seen horrors
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:58, archived)
# by goya
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 9:25, archived)
# I'm impressed
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:27, archived)
# Well this ended up more disturbing than I imagined
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:39, archived)
# This is a normal post
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:39, archived)
# HOBY TIBS!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:58, archived)
# Doctor Who was better in black and white.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:33, archived)
# I loved Green Acres
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:45, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 15:28, archived)
# ha! He loves his crunchy breads
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 15:29, archived)
#
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 16:33, archived)
# Also, does JJ still post here?
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 16:37, archived)
# wtf is this shit?
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:44, archived)
# 6th frame: Perfection
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Glasscock?
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 16:36, archived)
#
I entered "The Queen having sex with a hippo" and that's what I got too.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:23, archived)
#
Bloody brilliant. That’s what you get for $12m
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:29, archived)
# o hai 4chan, I thought you were dead
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:31, archived)
#
Β Β β–²
β–²Β β–²
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:51, archived)
# Modern cigarettes etc
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:16, archived)
# Maybe his eye had just converted to act as a webcam
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Awkward
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to normal
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 11:26, archived)
# Ah, so *that's* what it looks like.
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Think it's broken, that's just unedited photos
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:04, archived)
# I think it cheats. These ones are all clearly just real photos
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:12, archived)
# Svenno!
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(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:37, archived)
#
Thought that was a new Teletubbies
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 14:29, archived)
# There's a shark in the thames
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:55, archived)
# I like this one.
Every other AI image looks like a bad acid trip.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 15:02, archived)
#
Click for bigger (122 kb)
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:46, archived)
# Dot cotton, you say?
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 13:26, archived)
# AI thinks this should win any compo
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Select all images with the WTC.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:47, archived)
# Too soon
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:49, archived)
#
soon late
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 11:45, archived)
# Take that, you rotter!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 9:26, archived)
# thrash the bounder
then it's buns and lemonade in the tuck shop while the little oik snivels to matron
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 9:49, archived)
# Faaaaaat!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:12, archived)
# How dare you post a traditional photoshop!
AI is the new kid fad.
Just push a button.*
*This message endorsed by mofaha
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 17:02, archived)
# sorry atmoic.
i just can't keep up with the new fangled technology that doesn't require
brain function. i must be old school.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:37, archived)
# This is fun
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:37, archived)
# this is sub-atomic
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:43, archived)
# I got nothing to do with this.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:42, archived)
# Clearly. It’s amusing.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 23:13, archived)
# It's a filtah.
That's why you love it.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 2:05, archived)
# This shit is pathetic!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 2:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:51, archived)
# 😭
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 21:05, archived)
# Nasty fucker
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 21:11, archived)
# ♥️
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 21:12, archived)
# Again??
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 23:14, archived)
#
😘😘😘
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 23:14, archived)
# The need for Pedro has been eliminated.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 2:06, archived)
# ...said the spare wheel
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 11:54, archived)
# ...said the flat tire
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:44, archived)
# It's been slashdotted now
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:29, archived)
# Now that’s an expression I haven’t heard in a while
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 23:14, archived)
# :-(
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:04, archived)
# You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could do it, you didn't stop to think if you should, dagnabit.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:08, archived)
# If Raymond Briggs were still around
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:38, archived)
# or that American animator,
I just saw his name the other day but it's gone... Bill Plimpton, that's it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVOBewHhph4
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 22:41, archived)
#
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#
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(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:52, archived)
# ♥️
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:56, archived)
#
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(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:57, archived)
# and here I was thinking Pizzagate wasn't real. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:43, archived)
# "I'll win for you again."
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 21:39, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 9:12, archived)
# hahah!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:09, archived)
# Jesus h christ.
Now do her suckling one.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 10:35, archived)
# Mornin...
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 8:08, archived)
# That's the last joobs most of us will see, unless we're under 35
Next one will be Wills' silver one, unless Megan has taken out a contract on him by then
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:20, archived)
# Speak for yourself
Excessive patriotism combined with endless TV coverage of something I couldn’t give two shits about? There’s not much difference between a jubilee and the World Cup as far as I’m concerned.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:02, archived)
# There’s a winner in the World Cup
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:12, archived)
# Two days off thobuts
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully the monarchy has less than a decade left
as our unelected head of state, that is.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 17:44, archived)
#
Because the elected ones are just awsome...!!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 1:01, archived)
# look, I know we're dying off alarmingly quickly
but I think most of us plan to still be here next year!
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 12:44, archived)
# I see worship of a country (or religion for that matter) as some kind of a national collective mental breakdown that is somehow tolerated as fine.
I mean, to misquote Bill Hicks, "Your parents fucked there"
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:27, archived)
# Peer pressure
See also thursday doorstep clapping, grudgingly closing the russian branches of your multinational, and OTT wailing over a people's princess who was thoroughly reviled the week before
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:49, archived)
# I've run out of flags to wave my thing at.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 10:42, archived)
# <s>f</s> s
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:05, archived)
# ME FLAG LOVE KUPS WAR STORIES
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:09, archived)
# Union wheeljack
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:09, archived)
# What's a Decepticon Pretender's favourite fruit drink?
Octopunch!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:14, archived)
# What's an Autobot leader's favourite cider?
Ultra Magners!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 15:21, archived)
# What's an Autobot leader's favourite ice cream lolly?
Ultra Magnums!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 15:40, archived)
# What stops Autobot leaders from floating about when the shuttle travels between planets?
Ultra Magnets!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 16:21, archived)
# Cliff's Jumper
Make up your own joke...
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Brex-Gar
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:28, archived)
# Metroplexit now
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:44, archived)
# GrimEconomicOutlock
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:40, archived)
# ME STRONGEST POUND EVER
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 14:01, archived)
# actual lol
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 14:01, archived)
# ME SLUDGE NO LIKE IRISH SEA BORDER :(
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 14:07, archived)
# FMARK!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 20:46, archived)
#
Only primitive savages wave flags.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 19:17, archived)
# Go on a journey to a magical world where shame, leadership and accountability don't exist
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 2:29, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 2:34, archived)
# The fuck dragon
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 8:37, archived)
# The priapic puppy
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 9:20, archived)
# Horny hound
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:10, archived)
# Timely. Could be about to end.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 10:05, archived)
# I very much doubt it
Draw a line, etc
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 18:04, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 16:46, archived)
# Nice, have a pea!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Face Orf.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 23:00, archived)
# Fermit

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(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 21:11, archived)
# It's not easy being queen
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:01, archived)
# It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:28, archived)
# Balcony
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:38, archived)
# that is absolutely awful but also kind of great
i both love it and hate it
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:40, archived)
# Willdorf and Kateler and their 2.5 kids
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha fucking yes
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 0:01, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 0:36, archived)
#
Yes wonderful
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:53, archived)
# Those lyrics sound familiar, what are they from?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 2:07, archived)
# That's the way we all became the brady bunch
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:10, archived)
# Fun Fact: The first 3 letters in Queen spell 'Que', the Spanish word for 'what'
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Also the first three letters of ‘queue’, the English word for ‘line’
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 0:03, archived)
# Also, the word 'queue' sounds just like q
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 0:24, archived)
# It really should wobble when it's spoken aloud, like a ruler twanged on a desk.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 10:37, archived)
# Well you're not wrong
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:35, archived)
# She’s missin E"R hat
aka fascinator

joobs not pubes
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 23:02, archived)
# Louie practising his force lightning
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:38, archived)
# hot dog!!

(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] McDonald's switched to paper straws, the planet is saved
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Damn Hippies
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:02, archived)
# There's probably an equivalent landfill of MAGA hats
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:08, archived)
# When he runs again the new hats will say MAGAA
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:09, archived)
# Teletubby endorsements are the way forward
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:10, archived)
# I suggest you take your meds.
The subject was Pedro, and you are drifting way off course.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:28, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:31, archived)
# Ban plastic bags and cotton buds, then ship half a billion lateral flow tests containing packs of bags and ten times as much single use plastic
Remember back before 70 years of liz, the war and the pandemic, when the environment was a super urgent thing to be talked about? The good news is, it sorted itself out while we were distracted by other, shinier things
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:22, archived)
# I turned my back on the planet and it didn't even notice :(
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hard stare.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:27, archived)
# Unconvincing insertion into the physical environment, glazed expression and unnatural limb and head movements.
And the bear's not much better.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:31, archived)
# the bear cheek
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:26, archived)
# AJ RED
AJ RED
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 23:11, archived)
# BAY JAY TED!
Dammit.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people believe Her Majesty sends subtle messages via her jewellery choices

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(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:42, archived)
# “I’m very rich”
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:55, archived)
# She wants a “Pearl Necklace”.
Obv.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:00, archived)
# alright atomic
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Typical
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 12:37, archived)
# did u know the first 3 letters of lizard spell 'liz'
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:02, archived)
# Coincidence???
?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:11, archived)
# I think
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 19:14, archived)
# did you know "lizard" spelled backwards is "drazil"?
well i did.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2022, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Waving to a hologram
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:30, archived)
# I'm really quite liking the idea of Holo-Queen
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:33, archived)
# Grant her official sentient-being status, let her reign forever, don't let anyone else have a go
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:27, archived)
# HRAI-ness
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:11, archived)
# ...ffs
I just shouted "fuck off" at my screen, in a sort of reflex action.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:18, archived)
# Terrible bullying of established member "Ninj"
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:45, archived)
# Breaking news: semi-realistic Queen Robot seen in Paddington video about to make first live appearance
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:52, archived)
# I can’t understand why anyone would stop at one holoqueen, they could have filled the carriage with dead members of her family: Phillip, Queen Mum, Queen Victoria, definitely a missed opportunity
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Anyone who sticks that mug in my field of vision
is getting my patented Paddington ' Hard Stare '
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 17:26, archived)
# Shank a bitch
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 18:07, archived)
# *blackflag*
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 23:12, archived)
# Coming to you every Xmas Day for the next 70 years
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Jun 2022, 22:41, archived)

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