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[challenge entry] SPLINK 2022

Ris: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1UiNZ3G4Y
Perhaps you can suggest a better backronym?

(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Shimmy in me halter-back, semi gi ya heart attack
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 18:05, archived)
# Uptown disgusting.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Whoa nelly
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone up for a Sunday sesh?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Practical advice for a modern world
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm...errrr....
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:54, archived)
# I lost the leadership contest final round, to someone with shifty eyes and who seems to struggle to get a coherent sentence out.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:58, archived)
# I'll feel bad now if I find out she has some sort of medical condition that stops her meeting anyone's gaze, or stay looking in one direction for long,
or thinking straight.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:07, archived)
# No it’s fine
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:36, archived)
# It's called Conservatism.
There is actually growing medical evidence that right wing voters are paranoid, do lack empathy, and are prone to magical thinking. One day there might be a pill to cure it.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:29, archived)
# No, it’s fine
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:20, archived)
# too true
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:32, archived)
# I didn't know Rishi and Akshata's kids were adopted
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:32, archived)
#
London's burning, London's burning
Fetch the Tories, fetch the Tories
Cunt cunt! Cunt cunt!
Piss on people, piss on people.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:32, archived)
# with cooling urinal cake shaped ice cubes
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm-minty!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:57, archived)
# De-Ris
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:30, archived)
# I wonder what gets added to gin to make it “patriotic”?
A hint of piss from a minor royal perhaps? An invigorating infusion of the paint used to scrawl lies on the side of the brexit bus? A glistening pearl of Trump’s ass-sweat scraped from the corners of Farage’s mouth?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:16, archived)
# I hesitated to click 'i like this' but I do in a way...
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 20:21, archived)
# All gin tastes Farage
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:17, archived)
# You've taken this too far.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Well quite
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:58, archived)
# Behaviour expected of Chimps, not Chumps
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:17, archived)
# I just saw the preview for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law, and I really wanted to throw shit at my screen.
Fucking hell, Disney/Marvel has hit rock bottom.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:08, archived)
# I've only seen the trailers
(while stuck at a train station for fucking ages)
but there seems to be a distinct lack of smoking monkeys and business card gags.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Look left. Look right. Before you cross to the Dark side...
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:35, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:40, archived)
# I won't be there when you cross the road
Thankfully.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 23:14, archived)
# Sewage in the Streams
The long awaited sequel to Wind in the Willows
Ratty & Mole try and head up stream on the newly renamed river Arsewater.

(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Turd of Turd Hall.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Chapter One:
Piped Poo at the Gates of Dawn
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear Waynster.....
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 9:43, archived)
# Bloody 20 year noobs not reading the FAQ.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 9:47, archived)
# Only 4 messages on /board without that beaker
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:02, archived)
# There were only 2 earlier. Fucking idiot.
Not you, obvs.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:11, archived)
# Winston Churchill
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 8:54, archived)
# Stop spamming the board you cunt
Put all your pictures in one thread
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 9:15, archived)
# Typical new user
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 9:44, archived)
# Honestly, it's even worse he's been here for 20 years and is posting like a twat
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 10:00, archived)
#
What's annoying me is that the pic he's pushing down into the archive is a rather splendid triptych by Atmoic. It clearly took time and effort and I think people should enjoy it.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Stoner Witch is a fine album
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 11:55, archived)
#
Never heard of it of course.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:09, archived)
# Melvins -Stoner Witch
Referring to the Fucklift pic, I was trying to give it that Stoner Witch album cover feel.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks!
I got pushed into last week, by a guy who thinks he ‘made’ A-I pictures.
What the actual fuck?!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:32, archived)
# You just hate people who know how to click a button
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:57, archived)
# You stupid fucking cunt.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:17, archived)
# Bit late
Old threads won't come back out of the archive, we'll just have an empty board
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:22, archived)
# Empty would be better than this.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
#
I tried.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:53, archived)
# AI art is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented artists
/ac
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Yep I wa here 20 years ago
And boy has it changed.

See when I was on here back in the early days, it was more about people making stuff others might be fun, you know. I see instead it's been taken over by bunch of incels who just like saying 'cunt' a lot because it's funny and doing it on mums computer because she thinks your asleep when she's passed out drunk downstairs. Parenting a bunch of arrogant prick teenagers like you would drive anyone to the bottle.

Maybe I did fuck up. Oops - like I said it's been a while. Want an apology I didn't do things the way you like them to be and I upset your little fan group? I think you know the answer to that

I'll just leave this - I'm happy with what I made, thought maybe some people might like it, certainly didn't think it was spam as its a contribution. However I see for most of you, you are just here today to say cunt a lot. Little tip - cunt is a fucking ace word if used sparingly. Using it everyone isn't big or clever - which is apt as I think none of you are either.


Well if I am a cunt, I guess it takes on to know one. Or in this case many.

(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:43, archived)
# tl;dr
Also if you had posted in one thread I'm sure people would have said lovely things because your pics are good! They still might if you do it now?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:48, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:25, archived)
# 13 fucking threads!
Massive Cunt!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:49, archived)
# Still not gonna change it then?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:50, archived)
# I wouldn't take it too seriously.
All forums have their own weird etiquette, and starting multiple threads has always led to a flaming here (though it was more of an issue when the board moved faster). Don't think anyone really means it.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 18:53, archived)
# Actually I'm still really upset online about this.
Actually.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:29, archived)
# Was threadwaste not a thing in 2002?
Asking on account of being an incel teenager not even born at the time, OBVS.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:05, archived)
# There was much more vicious abuse for Getting B3ta Wrong, IIRC.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:37, archived)
# Incels? Nope
Things you MADE? Nope.
Happy? Not really.
More about people making stuff? It still is.
Arrogant prick teenagers? Thank you for the compliment.
Am I a cunt? Yes. But not as massive a one as you are.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:15, archived)
# *you're
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:00, archived)
# it takes on to know one
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:06, archived)
# You're projecting a lot onto me there, soldier. I just copied 'n' pasted one line from a newsletter.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:35, archived)
# Cunt
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:54, archived)
# I do hope your mum doesn't catch you using that sort of language on her computer.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:45, archived)
#
that sort of language on computer cunt
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:42, archived)
# She'll never catch anyone, she's passed out drunk
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Classic mum
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:00, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:23, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 14:09, archived)
# Classic Arseboon Dilbaro!
/ac
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Just making my mark in a flounce thread
Cheers, you cunt
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
# I was here for the great whatever this is supposed to be
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 16:04, archived)
# Cunt + Waynster = Cuntster
Maybe yours will catch on
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:47, archived)
# And you can tell all this just from someone typing “cunt”? Clever cunt aren’t you.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:10, archived)
# I shit my pants reading this
(, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 18:16, archived)
# cunt
(, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 11:33, archived)
# Helmut Kohl
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:08, archived)
# Putin
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:06, archived)
# Saddam Hussein
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:06, archived)
# Charles de Gaulle
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:05, archived)
# Ronnie
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:04, archived)
# Osama Bin Laden
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:03, archived)
# Shitgibbon
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:02, archived)
# Nixon
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:02, archived)
# Maggie The Witch
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:01, archived)
# Bojo
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:00, archived)

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