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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:51, archived)

HAHAHA

Love it Monkeon!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 8:03, archived)

“Lovely”

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:25, archived)

:D hah.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:40, archived)

got to have a side hustle these days

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:57, archived)

Please photoshop immediately

(evilsoc, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 18:40, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:01, archived)

THIS TOOK AGES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:41, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:47, archived)

No You.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:26, archived)

Yay fantastic

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:54, archived)

i thought boris was bad, she's worse.

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:41, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:50, archived)

reposting cunt

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Chumps 👀, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 22:42, archived)

...AND......still not funny...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 1:06, archived)

why does she have 3 legs

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)

maybe just grow

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 2:12, archived)

You're right, I count 4

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 6:35, archived)

4 fat ugly legs.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:27, archived)

i see 2 legs.. are you high by chance Pedro ?

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:17, archived)

imgur.com/a/SpBUtnh

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:31, archived)

ah yes. forgot to repair that bit..

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 3:57, archived)

EXCUSE ME YOUR SLEEVES ARE WRONG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:08, archived)

or maybe your gloves?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:43, archived)

gift wrapped wrists

all the world leaders will be wearing them this fall

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:33, archived)

Nicest man in rock? Pah.

(plankton, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 17:10, archived)

(plankton, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 16:40, archived)

President Vladimir Putin signed a decree on Monday granting Russian citizenship to former US intelligence contractor Edward Snowden.

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 17:39, archived)

He and his wife now have joint US/Russian citizenship, so on paper at least he hasn't had to give too much up to cater to his host's political needs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 19:00, archived)

Well unlike most other conscripts he does have prior military experience.

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jonbob loves you, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:16, archived)

oof

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:30, archived)

in Russia, everyday is a battle

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:34, archived)

TITS

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 26 Sep 2022, 14:41, archived)

Only tories, then

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:40, archived)

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 19:02, archived)

No OBR report from Chief Vitalstatistix either

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 20:54, archived)

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:38, archived)

This makes no fucking sense, you complete imbecile. What is the "old keir"?

It's almost as if you thought of the headline, knew it was pointless but went ahead and spent time on the picture anyway.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 9:40, archived)

Alright brb

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 11:31, archived)

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:48, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:06, archived)

You're mistaken, mr horrible

for I am brb and you sent your message of greetings to Turtle Power, who is not me, brb.

Also I remember that tory campaign very well, and I get the joke.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:32, archived)

Hi, I’m nohaha and I’m a big fat dooky head who loves AI cuz I’m a big fat dooky head.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:44, archived)

Hi. I'm Pedro and I'm a small lovable yappy fucking dog.

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Chumps 👀, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:29, archived)

Hi I"m still nohaha...I'm ignoring atomic cuz he said some mean stuff to me, and I'm a little baby. Wahhhh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:29, archived)

you're making it worse

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:07, archived)

TTJ.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)

This time next week, Rodney, we'll all be millionaires (cos we shorted the pound)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:48, archived)

Cher & chair alike

(Blobby blobby, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 0:24, archived)

Now do Teri Hat Cher

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 2:49, archived)

Margre t Hat Cher

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:52, archived)

Robert Duvet

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 10:25, archived)

;)

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Ninj, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 8:31, archived)

ha!

(Blobby blobby, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 8:33, archived)

Sonny Walkman
Sonny Walkman

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:06, archived)

woo!

(Blobby blobby, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 9:13, archived)

How soon are the shops open?

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 26 Sep 2022, 10:31, archived)

HTLR? I don't get it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:53, archived)

Get your racist groceries here

WHITE bread
Gammon
Imperial Leather soap
Empire apples

(rogerzilla, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 15:31, archived)

very good.

(cringe hetchetu aloh, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 21:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 12:23, archived)

I give them 3.6

not great, not terrible

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 18:15, archived)

They died.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 2:05, archived)

Chers!!!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 7:55, archived)

reposting cunt

SpongeBob is a celeb...right?... O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:27, archived)

Mods!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:53, archived)

Whoa! Chill out, man....I also have some brand new content:

man....I also have some brand new content:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:20, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 22:49, archived)

I'm still waiting for you to be funny.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:21, archived)

yoohoo

(Blobby blobby, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:45, archived)

I like to think that his wardrobe will be discovered to be like this when he goes....

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 0:50, archived)

Dave

The Most Respected Man in England.
He's just keeping warm is all....

(Mark OConnor Cloudy on the inside., Mon 26 Sep 2022, 20:09, archived)

sauce thief

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:04, archived)

Nuh-uhh!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:21, archived)

Spongebob is literally celebrated, so yes.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:13, archived)

...oh no...another celeb haz died too soon...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:32, archived)

i remember that

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 2:51, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:03, archived)

I know this is meant for nohaha.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:21, archived)

Are ya ready kids

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 23:25, archived)

I forgot to tell you how much I really enjoy this.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 2:50, archived)

SpongeBob NoPants

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 7:35, archived)

Spongebob nipple-clamps!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 11:28, archived)

BASTARDS!!!!

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Ninj, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 15:31, archived)

Let's be frank about it.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:23, archived)

LOL - The Good, The Bad And The Betty

(Cerberus64, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:38, archived)

Betty?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:17, archived)

arf!

(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 11:51, archived)

I like this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:49, archived)

Superb!!

WOO

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Ninj, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:52, archived)

superb

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 16:15, archived)

Finally some good content

B3ta isn't quite dead *clicks*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 17:43, archived)

Wonderful

No-one craps in his beret!

(RoboJo, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:16, archived)

I love the bit where he rollerskates around Sad Hill Cemetery, knocking markers over until he lands in a heap on Arch Stanton's grave

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:34, archived)

Winner!

That is dead class that is.

(plankton, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 18:27, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:12, archived)

Top stuff

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 20:20, archived)

Top hole!

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:37, archived)

I also wanted to say

I have been on this site for over 20 years and this is the best thing I have seen. There, I've said it. It's Frank's expression right at the end that does it. Magical.

(plankton, Mon 26 Sep 2022, 8:33, archived)

Lovely work

Excellent S4RK

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 7:53, archived)

Bwahaha!

Superb.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 12:59, archived)

Oh, that's great!

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Varmint, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:16, archived)

oooooh betty

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bananaman, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 20:28, archived)

Shite! She's spotted my 'trap'!

(targetlad72, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 14:00, archived)

That's for Kwasi-No-Dough

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)

COME ON THEN! LET'S 'AVE IT!!!!

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:01, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 11:04, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:24, archived)

It's a challenging wank

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 19:54, archived)

Only if you fight against it.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 21:01, archived)

( •̀ω•́ )σ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:40, archived)

Steak and ale the clear winner here

But I'm a chicken and bacon person.

(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:42, archived)

-w +d

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:19, archived)

Also I just want to say I think you are very brave and courageous

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:22, archived)

I really am

My stance on pies often brings me into conflict.

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 7:09, archived)

no i meant being a chicken and bacon person

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 13:49, archived)

no pork? no mince?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:49, archived)

No gristle????

Fuck this AI shit :(

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Chumps 👀, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:55, archived)

-p +m -ce +dy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:17, archived)

Red or white, beef or pork, we'll stuff chickens while we talk

God bless butcher shops

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:53, archived)

Do you all have to applaud them or something?

Can you get an exemption?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:56, archived)

33% prefer humble

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:50, archived)

-h +m

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:15, archived)

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:26, archived)

This is mine

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:57, archived)

Hooray for wayback machine!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 20:59, archived)

-w +spr

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:18, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:02, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:04, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:19, archived)

Hoorah!

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Chumps 👀, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:38, archived)

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Chumps 👀, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:44, archived)

haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 22:59, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:38, archived)

Traumatic endoscopy memory triggered!

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 23:19, archived)

The first name of the guy who did mine was Aloysius.

When he spoke to me afterwards he told me, "you don't need to suffer in silence," which did make me wonder what I'd said during the procedure.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:01, archived)

Probably nothing.

Apart from grdhdgdhdgdgdgdxgxgggggggg as it went into whichever orifice he chose.

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:18, archived)

no i didn't say that shut up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 1:32, archived)

Here's another one

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:54, archived)

weird tattoo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 1:24, archived)

Haha!

(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 25 Sep 2022, 7:05, archived)

:DDD

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Chumps 👀, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 10:04, archived)

there is no need to make apple pie great again

we just need to make it crumble

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 0:47, archived)

How I met your mother want their joke back...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_J8QU1m0Ng

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 7:57, archived)

I have never inflicted that on myself, thanks for doing the research, you're a star

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Sep 2022, 13:51, archived)

He's let himself go after all that queueing

(plankton, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:00, archived)

five consecutive vowels

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:37, archived)

Blaaaaghh!

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Ninj, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:00, archived)

He's done a lot of grass....obv...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:15, archived)

It is a bit smelly after all

(plankton, Sat 24 Sep 2022, 18:27, archived)

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