whats for lunch? it smells yummy
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 15:43,
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Yes! You're just in time.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 23:54,
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So many choices this wintermod: mp4s don't embed. Click here to view.
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Tue 18 Oct 2022, 11:32,
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Luckily the police are currently out there chasing many leads
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 14:14,
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Didn't you notice that you were making a video?You DID make this yourself, right?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 14:14,
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It was a gif on imgur. Accidentally posted the mp4 link. How do I post gifs to b3ta?
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Tue 18 Oct 2022, 14:56,
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Dropshadows lift the type off the page as if they are 3D. You probably don't even know how to do them.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 16:28,
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Teh comic sans!!!!111eleventyone
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:56,
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Use the b3ta uploader rather than imgurImgur call video files gifs because they are massive wazzocks who hate the internet superhighway.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 16:10,
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There's a b3ta uploader? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:51,
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Where do you see that? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 19:04,
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"Post a new message" or "Reply" > "full screen"
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 19:09,
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By the way, thanks for the fun images. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 21:36,
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I don't think it is available in the reply view,just the new message one.
I doubt .webp images work, but you never know.
(I doubt .webp images work, but you never know.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 21:58,
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My mistake,only on "post a new message"...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 22:06,
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Then do Truss and Trump.The SHEER POWER of the SATIRE will bring them both down.
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Tue 18 Oct 2022, 14:41,
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You never see them both in the same room, do you?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 15:02,
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Since b3ta isn't funny and this thread has no picture, here's an unfunny political headswap with no joke attached:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 14:44,
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Zombies by their very nature are persistent
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 16:47,
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It's Pennywise' sister, 'Pound Foolish' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 15:21,
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I though any fule 'no that Zinc finger Y-chromosomal protein is a protein that in humans is encoded by the ZFY gene of the Y chromosome.[3][4] Everyone knows that humans express a single ZFY gene with two splice variants.
I almost feel silly having to explain to you that ZFY most broadly expresses in the testis and prostate. However, 20 other tissues also express ZFY, such as esophagus, urinary bladder, bone marrow, small intestine, appendix and gall bladder.[6]
Disorders associated with the ZFY gene include campomelic dysplasia, cystadenofibroma, and Frasier syndrome.[7]
(I almost feel silly having to explain to you that ZFY most broadly expresses in the testis and prostate. However, 20 other tissues also express ZFY, such as esophagus, urinary bladder, bone marrow, small intestine, appendix and gall bladder.[6]
Disorders associated with the ZFY gene include campomelic dysplasia, cystadenofibroma, and Frasier syndrome.[7]
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 16:20,
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hahahaha it's even funnier than I imagined
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:04,
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The cars are going the wrong way, and I can't even hear that pylon :(
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Tue 18 Oct 2022, 6:43,
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Do a Barrel Roll! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 6:52,
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10 PRINT "RIGHT TURN, CLYDE"20 GOTO 10
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 11:59,
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Always Crashing In The Same Pork Market mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 17:44,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Glove Puppets"){kind=small}
People forget the second round ended with a knockout punch from Parky
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:16,
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There's something on the telly about the Dambusters.that's what I'm going to be watching for the next year, B&W films from the war.
where's my tinhat?
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:33,
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where's my tinhat?
Hello, I must be going brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:04,
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Just in time to watch me leave. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:40,
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It's alright to say things can only get betterbollocks
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:05,
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That rhymes less than spinach, which at best only half rhymes with image. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:50,
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Rhyme? I thought it was word association
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:36,
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I once shot Groucho Marx while wearing my pygamas PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 0:50,
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Since b3ta isn't funny and this thread has no picture, here's an unfunny political headswap with no joke attached:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:52,
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who would win?Sturgeon could be lulled into a false sense of security by the gormless gurning Truss
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:10,
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That would instead be a true sense of security.Sturgeon wins every time unless Truss wins by DQ, or if the fight is deemed a no contest due to Truss impaling herself on a ring post or knocking herself out while walking to the ring.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:23,
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Click for bigger (36 kb)
"Ooh, we were moving too fast", apologises the Prime Minister,"and I don't think it was right".
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:31,
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...so pretty much, "soz lol"hoping they're all still besties
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:58,
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I'm going to lead the Conservatives into the next election seems like Boris loudly making plans for a third term in office Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 18 Oct 2022, 0:04,
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If you get the DVD, I think Guy Gibson's dog still has its actual name
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:16,
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It's been many years since I heard Stephen Fry talking about writing the script for Peter Jackson's mooted remake,and the vexed issue of what to call the dog. I guess the project must have fizzled out. Shame, it was entertaining to see people choose THE DAMBUSTERS DOG'S REAL NAME as their hill to die on.
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:27,
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Now I like rats. And I like cats. But who would win?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:59,
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Depends what the contest is.Oh, soz, you were doing TV Burp.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 21:25,
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Turtle Power is Harry "Hill" Hill?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 22:45,
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Harry Hill, you mean.Or "HH", as his Aryan Brotherhood friends call him.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:21,
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"The Prime Minister is not under a desk"Well, no. Obviously.
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:26,
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You got this breaking news alert too, eh? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:36,
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I'm glued to it.Like some awful disaster movie.
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:40,
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Meeting with the 1922 lot.Must have been a short meeting given that Brady was in the chamber for most of the time. A tenner says she’s gone by the end of the week; a quid says she asks Charlie to dissolve parliament.
( jonbob loves you,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 18:20,
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I worried it might have been a NATO briefingabout the incident in Russia. It was probably a tense moment waiting to see what the Kremlin response would be.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 19:11,
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I'd be concerned about any briefing that gonk was attending, same way I was with Trump mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:56,
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Alright! Here's one I did with some input from another user.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:06,
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Someone posted a picture with this text, so I put the text into one of those text-to-image AI things, and it made this(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:50,
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Just so long as you don't start going on about deviantart you'll be alrightDeleting threads is frowned upon btw
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 16:38,
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I am on deviantart but it’s really just dumping grounds for other projects I really don’t use it much and I ignore the weird stuff on there
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 23:41,
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Don’t mind the shit (members) A-I pics…Stay on the righteous path, but do try harder than simple cartoons with no punchlines. :/ meh
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 18:14,
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Another normal morning on normal island
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 12:31,
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Most expensive insurance fraud arson ever
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 14:46,
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I believe the IEA will have no problem with heating bills this winter.
This reminds me of that Chris de Burgh songSay Goodbye to It All
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 13:36,
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Fred Dineage is looking well. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 17:36,
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Hunt tells Tory MPs to get behind Truss
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 23:40,
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I still don't know why the party chose her Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 23:48,
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It is a mysteryAlthough to be fair, they're all pretty abysmal so...
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 23:50,
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She's a useful idiot who'll do what she's told by her bosses?They were impressed by her stance on apples and pork markets?
Her cheeky grin?
(Her cheeky grin?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 0:01,
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Not that useful if they're now trying to bin her
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 0:12,
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She's a useful, *disposable* idiotwho helped tank the economy, and the hedge fund managers made an oodle of cash.
They can ditch her now and get a new useful idiot from the list.
(They can ditch her now and get a new useful idiot from the list.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 0:13,
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It's always safe to assume that when it's a choice between conspiracy and cock upit's usually cock up. MPs just aren't that smart, and the markets make money whichever way things go. It's really just a monumental sulk from the tory mps who wanted Sunak in, and are prepared to trash everything to get it.
My prediction is:
General election
Labour in
Rejoin EU
Far-right groups emerge again and kick off
Things are still bad and we don't have tories/brexit/covid left to blame
Chaos ensues
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 14:42,
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My prediction is:
General election
Labour in
Rejoin EU
Far-right groups emerge again and kick off
Things are still bad and we don't have tories/brexit/covid left to blame
Chaos ensues
aside from the obvious?she may be completely inept, but she's white. they couldn't accept the idea of having a non-white PM
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 9:43,
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Because tory MPs thought the members would chose Sunak over herMPs engineered it so that the final two were Truss and Sunak, and not Mordant or Badenoch, who were the member's picks. They assumed no-one in their right mind would vote for Truss, but then found out that the party members hated Sunak even more than Truss.
The MPs are hopelessly out of touch. They've been in power for 12 years, fucked it all up, and any person who wants to be leader has so many enemies they can't survive for more than 10 minutes before being toppled. It really is time for a general election.
Mind you, it's not as though the opposition offer any hope. They are all cheeks of the same arse.
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 11:49,
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The MPs are hopelessly out of touch. They've been in power for 12 years, fucked it all up, and any person who wants to be leader has so many enemies they can't survive for more than 10 minutes before being toppled. It really is time for a general election.
Mind you, it's not as though the opposition offer any hope. They are all cheeks of the same arse.
They were relying on misogyny trumping racism
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 12:01,
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One favourite amongst the members was Kemi BadenochWhich does rather knock the racism charge. No doubt there are racists in all parties, and especially amongst party members, who have to be a bit whacko to join a political party, but I think the main reason for not liking Sunak was that he was regarded as a backstabber, like Hesiltine.
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Tue 18 Oct 2022, 8:45,
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It's a poison cup, it hardly matters who drinks from it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 13:14,
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maybe this was the funniest suggestion though, because of the funny faces she does mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 13:18,
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Pffft!Go on, add the extra eye in, you know you want to :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 18:46,
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she hides it well with make-up ; ) Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 20:13,
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As the late, great Sir Humphrey once said:One must get behind someone before one can stab them in the back.
( jonbob loves you,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 7:47,
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Very true, and happy candle day :) eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 12:32,
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a whole lotta candles! Congrats!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 14:12,
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Nice, but why is Noel Gallagher in there, and what's he doing to Boris?
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showrat I Fought The Law on,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 9:04,
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He never left no. 10 after Tony's party in the 90s.He's still there now, lurking about.
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Mon 17 Oct 2022, 9:10,
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Searching for the last of Boris's columbian
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 10:31,
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I don't even remember his name. It's crazy. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 18:54,
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I like that you get it! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 14:27,
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They're based in Hull.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 14:27,
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Bespoke TailorGentleman's suitings, hand-stitched edges, 7 belt loops.
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Sun 16 Oct 2022, 9:57,
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i can't. it always goes bad when I do that 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 12:26,
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yes I've been encouraging these too, anything to keep him off the feet mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 13:51,
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Thanks, MO'!I've gotten bored with it all anyway
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 14:36,
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fuck I thought that was a private message :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 14:47,
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You look skinnier than I imagined
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 17:20,
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creepy, i love it! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 21:02,
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with a cool swept-back, er, face or whatever
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 19:54,
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cost of living crisis is hitting hardpoor thing can't even afford a decent top
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 19:01,
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I don't think I believe you....about anything....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 16 Oct 2022, 19:26,
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I love it when a gorn comes together!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 17 Oct 2022, 2:16,
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