Public Information Film - GMT: Don't Die of Ignorance (1922)
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:24,
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shouldn't that beheed my warning
clocks go back at two in the morning
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Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:26,
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clocks go back at two in the morning
that is a fine display of candles
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 30 Oct 2022, 17:57,
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16 happy flaming candles up your bum
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:00,
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I ThiNk This wiLL bE hANGiNG iN A musEum ₒNE dAYcovered in tomato soup and a blue haired girl stuck to the frame
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:57,
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Holy Dark Knight! No tricks with this guy
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:15,
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Aptly named lady gives good advice for Halloween Which here in Ireland is a season that runs from about start of September to the end of November in which every chavy little shit decides its a good idea to spaff off hundreds of quids worth of fireworks at all times of the day and night.
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TBL I posted this on,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:49,
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damn this fucking weed i am toweliewtf is this though?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 21:10,
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At first I thought it was a gonk droid. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:46,
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You're both quite an expert at these.........but wrong.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:51,
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It's nigh invisible what with all the lens flare, spikes and noise, butthe pilot is obviously a gorn.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:25,
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that's really scaryif you're a female
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 30 Oct 2022, 0:31,
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ris?did you make her eyes squinty? oh I know, it was originally an iron railing fence behind her. no? then which bit did you tattyswap?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:38,
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Why the AI doesn't work?I wanted the Artificial Intelligence to draw invisible Simpsons characters but the result was not what I expected:
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No invisible characters, the AI doesn't draw invisible cartoon characters.
PLEASE DON'T PUT ME "NAUGHTY STEPPED" FOR THIS!.
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Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:01,
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No invisible characters, the AI doesn't draw invisible cartoon characters.
PLEASE DON'T PUT ME "NAUGHTY STEPPED" FOR THIS!.
I don't see Grandpa Simpson in any of them. He must be invisible
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:06,
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I have to admire* your dedication.Myself and Tribs must be the only two cunts left that don't have you on ignore.
*Admire, not appreciate.
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Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:29,
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*Admire, not appreciate.
I take offence at your clear denigrating of my cuntery
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:59,
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Great stuff, Anthonyb3ta70100, you're the best. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:03,
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Some men just want to watch the site burn
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:44,
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gorns vs invisible simpsons, who would win? cowabunga! bart will kick some green alien ass
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:07,
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Gorns have warp drive technology, so wiping out Invisible Springfield would be a trivial thing for them. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:46,
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The invisible blood! It's everywhere! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:54,
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Yeah...Gorn snapped that in half, two seconds into the fight.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Oct 2022, 0:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: BBC200"){kind=small}
Future technology will enable the original vision of Doctor Who to be realised (2/2):
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 23:03,
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….and the FP goes to Ninj for best Gorn…..congratulations Ninj!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 0:33,
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Perseverance pays! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 1:05,
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(I do like yours tho…even with obv lack of lamppost.)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 1:10,
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It's like a very confusing episode of Mr. Ben mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 29 Oct 2022, 1:19,
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Happy Friday!Who's your friend?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:08,
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Do you even Star Wars? It's Chewbackleg
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:46,
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THIS is Chewbackleg
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:47,
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HahahaHis face says I'm-getting-too-old-for-this-shit
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:13,
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Now do chewy tobacco
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 21:20,
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It's moist! shut up!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:21,
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where do you find such beautiful ladies? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:35,
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I hacked in to atomic's special folder. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:47,
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You couldn’t hack a saw.My bitches are better than your bitches.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:46,
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My bitches are real
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:50,
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Coming soon
with thanks to chuffster
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:02,
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Hopefully his tinkering will be the end of itand zuck's VR insanity will be the end of FB
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:31,
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Wonder if my Monochrome account from the 1990s is still active Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:57,
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with a proper 300/75 modem
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:04,
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Does Rupert Murdoch still own that? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:30,
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Happy I found thisin a second hand store recently.
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id10ts WTF happened,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 18:38,
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Two amputees and a woman with her hand stuck to her chinthe 2000's were crazy times
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:16,
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Hang onthe one on the right might have two arms and the one with her hand stuck to her chin might only have one.
Also who says they weren't born like that, ABLEIST?
(Also who says they weren't born like that, ABLEIST?
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:54,
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Alright Ed Leslie circa mid 1995. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:54,
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♫ She had a MySpace for Dummies♫ The kind you find in a second-hand store
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Fri 28 Oct 2022, 21:43,
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Can't believe that the union jack change didn't get a mention here
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:57,
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King Chazza is a big fan of B3ta, apparentlyThere'll be a "By Royal Appointment" logo on the front page soon as Rob gets round to it.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:59,
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might need to crowdsource the funds for that mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:09,
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He likes it even morenow that /board is full of images mocking his red-headed stepchild
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:25,
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Sadly all the social media sites continue to grow, at least according to the data I've seen. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:58,
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Perhaps if they were subject to the same laws as publishers and broadcastersand sanctioned for every lie that's spread on their networks, then there'd be something to be cheerful about.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:23,
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As indeed I believe they are about to be
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:19,
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What if it isn't? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:07,
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Toilet should be gold surely, in anticipation of the return of the unfairly stifled Donald Trump, just in time for the US midterm elections.meh
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:28,
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I considered that, as well as the toilet from Trainspotting... all are appropriate Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:36,
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I wish he'd concentrate on doing more of the good stuff and less of the bad stuff. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:53,
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advent calendars are so cryptic nowadays
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:34,
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"Leaky Sue""Whoops! I seem to be leaking all over my laptop again."
(quick-and-dirty edited AI nonsense)
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Thu 27 Oct 2022, 20:01,
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(quick-and-dirty edited AI nonsense)
What, THIS is AI? Incredible. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 20:08,
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After being bitten in the bladder by a radioactive leek, Chad Jenkins discovered he had gained the ability to mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 22:34,
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listen sorry about yesterday, let's never fight again ok? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 21:35,
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Aww but I like pointless online arguments! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 23:33,
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Yummy Europe: Pizza Meloni (with extra cheese)
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Point of orderOld Benito, the pound shop Hitler, used the fasces as his symbol. Probably quite easy to render in spaghetti.
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Thu 27 Oct 2022, 15:22,
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Personally I'm more of a sleeve olives person
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 16:02,
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my helmet has Personally I'm more of a sleeve olives person
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 16:43,
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All black and brown, and covered with heeve
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:16,
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I prefer to eat my pizza from the outside in Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 16:45,
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if it's going to be one of those pop up books where you pull a tab and he does this faceI still wouldn't buy it
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 18:35,
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I like the Big Finish episodes with Graham Norton
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 10:56,
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why are you so fucking cr?I'm not sure I know the answer myself 🤔
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Chumps 👀,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 18:49,
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how dareth ye awaken The Great Pedro, The Beakmaster from his Autumn slumber...
Gotta start somewhere...
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 20:54,
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Dre what?
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 21:08,
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That doesn't surprise me.
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 21:17,
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Remember to put your bins (of aristocrats and technocrats) out. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 21:46,
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i'm guessing you didn't understand steve bell's endgame allusion, then
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Wed 26 Oct 2022, 22:04,
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I took a look, also saw his "grown-up politics" cartoon, his little caricature of self-harm Truss made me laugh(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 22:21,
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I've always thought his wit was ridiculously overestimated, but I just saw this and thought it was brilliant(, Wed 26 Oct 2022, 23:10, archived)
I still don'tbut at least now I know what this is supposed to be referencing
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 26 Oct 2022, 22:49,
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I barely understand the B3TA mainpage nowadays.
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 7:41,
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understanding uses a lot of energythe less energy we use the faster we can save the polar bears
and maybe the penguins
(and maybe the penguins
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 12:22,
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Pardon me, chap. You appear to have a bit of updog on your melon. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 27 Oct 2022, 3:54,
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