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[challenge entry] cyborgy pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 23:56, archived)
# Classic b3ta
Which is good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Saucy cyborgs!
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 15:41, archived)
# Nanobottoms!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 17:24, archived)
# Ooh, careful, don't strain yourself and pop a solenoid
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 17:46, archived)
# Carry On Up The Jefferies Tube
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Carry on up the cyber
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 10 Dec 2022, 18:33, archived)
# I considered and rejected this title
because it would have just been a pun on Khyber and wouldn't have had any logical connection to the topic. My comedy isn't funny, but it's accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 19:34, archived)
# Is it still comedy if it isn't funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 18:42, archived)
# Yes.
E.g. John Sessions, Roy Walker, Ken Dodd, and Peter Kay are/were successful comedians who specialised in not being remotely funny.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 20:18, archived)
# Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 21:03, archived)
# Sauce Code
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Hyak-hyak-hyak!
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 18:59, archived)
# Someone fire up the deepfaker and make this happen.
Kenneth Williams as the Queen. A bit on the nose, but still arf.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 20:05, archived)
# Might change that.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 23:53, archived)
# DallE doesn't know any famous people at all. It's rubbish. Just generates pics of yer ma
Click for bigger (459 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 20:55, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 2:40, archived)
# Would watch
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Dec 2022, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 21:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 4:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 13 Dec 2022, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cyborg Detects Cock
CDC
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:18, archived)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Dec 2022, 14:04, archived)
#
:)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 10 Dec 2022, 18:33, archived)
# a double-polaroid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 14:14, archived)
# DP?
๐Ÿ˜ณ
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 10 Dec 2022, 18:34, archived)
# well I got the reference
even if no-one else did
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 12:01, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Dec 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Today's Politics!
(D4E, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 8:39, archived)
# Haven't seen him since he was sweating in the sun outside a porno store
(rogerzilla, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 8:52, archived)
# Are you assuming xir gender?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:42, archived)
# Ah, it's ill thought through racism Saturday
Comes earlier every year.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 9:32, archived)
# Probably due to the contaminants in the water
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:44, archived)
# I don't even know where to start unpacking this one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 11:24, archived)
# Is this the new imchocked account?
b3ta.com/search/posts/99542/newest
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 11:27, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas le Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:34, archived)
# le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope
le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope
le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope
le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope le Pope
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Remember that time a cat got some white paint along its back and then got sexually assaulted?
Classic WB
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:54, archived)
# Pepe Le Pew
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:56, archived)
# (Le Pew Le Pew Le Pew Le Pew Le Pew etc)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:57, archived)
# That sounds VERY French!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:29, archived)
# vooly voo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:34, archived)
# on corden fwah
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:46, archived)
# But I thought Abba were Swedish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:48, archived)
# tatooinese
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:56, archived)
# that's waterloo, this is vooly voo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 14:16, archived)
# Well whoopdeedoo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 14:22, archived)
# Unpackaging, even?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 2:45, archived)
# Well now, here's you all over this thread like a rash.
Why would that be, I wonder?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 8:31, archived)
# THE BANANAS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:55, archived)
# Fuck off back to Stormfront.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Good cop-/bad cop partners on patrol
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] anyone old enough to remember?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:33, archived)
# But of course.
The assault course!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Dec 2022, 20:26, archived)
# Ah man the agility test!
I always liked the perspex puzzle games myself!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 21:08, archived)
# I liked the flight sim
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BdJdifgQyI
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 21:36, archived)
# Oh wow
Now that I did forget about
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 21:59, archived)
# Harumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:56, archived)
# Now I know what a Christmas dinner feels like
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:04, archived)
# Turkish, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:06, archived)
# Or at the very least, turk-y
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:57, archived)
# Hard Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:10, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:17, archived)
# I meant Breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cyber Rumpo Kid is in town!
(plankton, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Anita Harris
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 16:56, archived)
# what face detaching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hands off...
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:43, archived)
# McDonald's Sausage McMuffin with Egg is #2 on their breakfast menu here :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:43, archived)
# I'm a bit surprised that fast-fooderies even refer to items as No. 2 (or No.1) anymore
for fear of offending those whose world centers on being offended.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:32, archived)
# Those
whose *world trade centers* on being offended, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 21:18, archived)
# I see what you did.
centers revolves
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 21:23, archived)
# FAO post-deleting snowflake racist cunt LS18
b3ta.com/board/11382992
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Order...order...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:15, archived)
# I like the lady's robotic arm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:22, archived)
# fistastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:44, archived)
# It's fully articulated
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:54, archived)
# the arm's not for turning
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:02, archived)
# Looks like "Mad" Nadine Dorries
She probably uses it on Boris when Carrie has gone to book club
(rogerzilla, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 7:31, archived)
# The Iron Giant Cunt
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:27, archived)
# Sometimes, I just don't understand human behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:37, archived)
# energy saving mode
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 17:07, archived)
# PILE IN FOR THE GAYSHIFT. THERE'S ROOM FOR MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 3:37, archived)
# why do things get in a muddle?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 4:32, archived)
# Twister's a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 10:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1596922
(ozof, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 11:06, archived)
# suck it

 

 

 
(ozof, Thu 15 Dec 2022, 12:20, archived)
# Accessible Holes: None
Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 11:19, archived)
# *slaps the side*
There are four smoke stacks on this bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 12:12, archived)
# Fail.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:28, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:43, archived)
# Are they Having a Cigar?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 13:45, archived)
# Audi, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Audi Having a Cigar?? (???!!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:24, archived)
# Are Audi having a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 14:52, archived)
# I'm tired of Audi's monkey-fightin' cigars
on this Monday-to-Friday /board!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Wrong album anyway.
Doy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 16:04, archived)
# SNAXE - 3 DIFFERENT ONES
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 16:17, archived)
# Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Years ahead of his time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 0:14, archived)
#
*clicks for pun*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Classic Reboot
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Smack my Bishop

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 21:04, archived)
# pastaguts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:47, archived)
# click
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:33, archived)
# What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the Law...
... of Robotics

Fuck 'em and their Azimov

(And yes Pedants, I know Keith didn't sing on 'Music for the Jilted Generation '
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 12:51, archived)
# When bukkake goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:11, archived)
# I think that this will be hanging in a museum one day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 18:17, archived)
# errrrr
thanks amitoc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 19:34, archived)
# Spang

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 Dec 2022, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:47, archived)
# Hang in there, Dude
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:56, archived)
# edit: enhanced facial despair
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 17:59, archived)
# Blt a Detala
Bat
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:04, archived)
# Balt bat . . . well ton
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:13, archived)
# LA Nio Lcat
Loi Aatit
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 18:45, archived)
# nothing here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Dec 2022, 15:36, archived)
# How would you know?
You've ignored most of us for calling you out on you being a racist cunt, you humourless racist cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 21:05, archived)

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