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# Tiger Woods
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:24, archived)
# Is he Juan?
Well he certainly looks like Juan.
(davyclam, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:20, archived)
# Yep, but nojuan I know personally :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:25, archived)
#

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhPdbSch30o&t=78s
(sivle weathercock, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:33, archived)
# "I wuz spangin' b4 ye wuz born, lads. I'm standin' me ground!"

:D I could use a good 150 BPM parrot about now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:57, archived)
# Same actor / different thing
(JauntyArt, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 15:11, archived)
# I hear the blue's a-calling
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 15:20, archived)
# Vg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:41, archived)
#
Perfect
(JauntyArt, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 17:47, archived)
# Kelsey's trip to the hair restoration clinic had been altogether too successful
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 15:25, archived)
# Cookie Monster ate all the cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:29, archived)
# That's why they named them cookies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:47, archived)
# After Star Wars, Chewbacca worked at racecourses accepting illegal bets
unlicensed, he would only take wagers using baked goods.
He was the Wookie cookie bookie
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 17:18, archived)
# Little did he realise how soft and stale those wagers were but then new to the job he was a
rookie Wookie cookie bookie
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 18:11, archived)
# He was a big hit with the ladies and got plenty of
rookie Wookie cookie bookie nookie
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 18:40, archived)
# 2 Es
Wookiee error.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Mar 2023, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ikea Instructions of Shuruppak

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RIS:


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instructions_of_Shuruppak


etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/section5/tr561.htm
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 22:00, archived)
# Drop that ass!
Good job keeping it left field
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 16:32, archived)
# They seem like commandments given by a somewhat forgetful old man:
83-91 - The beer-drinking mouth ....... My little one ....... The beer-drinking mouth ....... Ninkasi .......
(5 lines unclear)

www.gatewaystobabylon.com/myths/texts/life/instructionshruppak.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 19:06, archived)
# You should not kill a ......, he is a child born by ....... You should not kill ...... like ......; you should not bind him.
Fair compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] fixed Volume 37
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 20:05, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 22:03, archived)
# Pink bovver boots? EDL, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll give you a hard scare

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(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 17:36, archived)
# I look forward to the film's sequel "Rehab Bear"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 17:38, archived)
#
(sivle weathercock, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 19:55, archived)
# Arf!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 8:48, archived)
# seeing as it's quiet have a rebuilt 'thing'
(sivle weathercock, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 16:56, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 18:15, archived)
# oh yea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Feb 2023, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 10:18, archived)
# They did not have to look hard.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Feb 2023, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids today, they probably just googled it

We had I-Spy, not iPhones


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 10:43, archived)
# These still exist :-)
I have a few for my kid. The've been modernised though....
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 27 Feb 2023, 11:33, archived)
# No Big Chief I-Spy?
He was always a bit dodgy, as cultural appropriation goes.
(rogerzilla, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 11:41, archived)
# You're mistaken, it's a reference to MI5, who sponsor the books.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 12:24, archived)
# Low key espionage
Our Man in Havant
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 12:44, archived)
# +a clue
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 12:53, archived)
# Yay! The kids are alright
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 12:40, archived)
# Dick and Qwerty
It was in my head now its now so meh...



RIS: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64775250
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 20:48, archived)
# With the fallback turnip option now becoming scarce, the government issues new 5-a-day guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:09, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 22:43, archived)
# To be fair, turnips are a good source of vitamins A and C.
Add a bit of potato if mashing them; it greatly improves the texture.

My Nan used to say anything that makes you fart so much is bound to be healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you identify the book title? you win a prize if you can!
ezgif-com-resizefloss
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:01, archived)
# Money?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:12, archived)
# Nope!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:15, archived)
# The Mill on the Floss?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:41, archived)
# You win £5
Simply gaz me your bank details for maximum fundage
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:54, archived)
# Also if anyone knows how to overlay the money onto the guy it would be greatly appreciated 😁
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:13, archived)
# Background eraser on the moneyframes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:42, archived)
# Whenever I try to place a gif on a gif
It shows up consecutively rather than simultaneously :(
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:55, archived)
# what are you using to edit? Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro? ...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:56, archived)
# PSP
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:57, archived)
# Pull all layers from both GIFs into one PSPIMAGE file,
You might have to open them individually in the gif editor and past the frames from both into one file. Then you have to hide all of the layers except for one money layer, and use the background eraser. Then unhide one of the dancing guy layers and then do a 'merge visible'. Repeat 50 times.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 20:03, archived)
# Oh sweet!
Thanks Pedro 👍
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:05, archived)
# Gorn with the win
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:25, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:39, archived)
# arf
(ozof, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 23:06, archived)
# Why isn’t this on the FP yet?
We want Gorn not Porn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 18:13, archived)
# OMG FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:37, archived)
# I only did 2 frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:39, archived)
# well a gif has frames that work, so that's good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 21:42, archived)
# You talk a good game, but the products you deliver are not up to par.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 18:11, archived)
# 😭
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 18:12, archived)
# Worth mentioning too
That if both GIFs loop they'll need the same number of frames to loop correctly once background is deleted on the top gif frames and overlaid over the second layer(s)

Kinda obvious but thought I should mention that if it hadn't crossed your mind
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 9:16, archived)
# Bill Killin' It
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:41, archived)
# Nope!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, but you're wrong then.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:56, archived)
# Shit! Sorry about that!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 19:58, archived)
#

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based on 2kindsofherring
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 26 Feb 2023, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a recent one, Dorian?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 13:54, archived)
# mwuhahah!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 26 Feb 2023, 14:12, archived)
# Haha belter
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 8:29, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 9:17, archived)
# It's as if people just decide to publicly shit in their own trousers.
But the shit is a mental illness.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 26 Feb 2023, 10:24, archived)
# It's fun to take single lines out of context and make drama from it...
Any of you actually watched the relevant video? Apparently Satire is lost on the yoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:03, archived)
# shut up now david
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:05, archived)
# No?
"You people" are getting dumber and lazier.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:06, archived)
# Not too lazy to catch up with this clown's history Dave. On this one, you're either wrong or a shit troll.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:15, archived)
# Spoken like a true CNN KoolAid Drinker :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeFA-n3SMRw
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:38, archived)
# oh shit, it's both
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:47, archived)
# Stay dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 15:48, archived)
# Visible bart simpson
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 10:28, archived)
# I'm more of a Calvin and Hobbes type of human, Dilbert never gave me the chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly good news
www.theguardian.com/books/2023/feb/22/calvin-hobbes-bill-watterson-the-mysteries-new-book

Doesn't look like it's going to give you the chuckles though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 11:37, archived)
# I hate that fucking cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 12:55, archived)
# Dilbert looks like Bart Simpson at middle age
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
bond1
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
bond2-1
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
bond3
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 26 Feb 2023, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Shaken, not stirred

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 11:33, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 22:55, archived)
# *Ahem*
By Ian Phlegming.
(davyclam, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] yez!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] i got u babe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 4:28, archived)
# "I can see why you're called 'Long John' (titter) !"
(davyclam, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 14:01, archived)
# shame on you :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] mm yep
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] haha...easy rider 2
(sivle weathercock, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 3:35, archived)
# hahah!
Your animations are identifiable as yours at first glance 😃
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 13:31, archived)
# Sock confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the modern way
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 19:38, archived)
# This image got me fired
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 20:00, archived)
# Time for that career change you've always dreamed about
turnip farming is about to blow up
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah, got me a bit revved up ngl
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 1:54, archived)
# Shirt Sex
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 20:07, archived)
# A guy on another forum did it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 20:54, archived)
# this one's got a cdc
(sivle weathercock, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 3:41, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 26 Feb 2023, 23:56, archived)
# XXXL
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 21:26, archived)
# Nice, made this one a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 8:23, archived)
# Q4quality
Blame my subconscious for ripping off your idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 27 Feb 2023, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 25 Feb 2023, 17:19, archived)

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