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[challenge entry] Somewhat influenced by the totally shit Liam Gallagher-John Squire album artwork

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# That's a very generous Peperami.
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 16:28, archived)
# The GIRTH.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2024, 20:25, archived)
# I never really understood this picture, why is she sitting there naked, it's like a dream where you forget to get dressed but she's cool with it
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 16:36, archived)
# They had a few hands of strip poker and she's rubbish
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 20:00, archived)
# Then why do people keep asking her to play?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2024, 0:30, archived)
# Because she's rubbish
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# ROSSSSSSS!
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# run!
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# ;)

(, Tue 5 Mar 2024, 8:40, archived)
# An idea for a mashup, musicals with music artists. (no clue if done before.)
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 9:18, archived)
# The Phanthom Yorke of the Opera
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# The Gloria Estefantom of the Opera
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# Gloria Chesstefan
ASAP Rocky Horror
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# The Phantoto of the Africa
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# PhanTom Tom Club of the Opera
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# The Phantom of The The
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# The Phantom of the Alberto Perez
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# The Phantom of The Whopera
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# Okgolahoma!
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# The Phantom of the Perez "Prez" Prado and His Opera
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# The Phantom of the OpeR.E.M.
The Phantom of the Operadiohead
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# Yusufs
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# Chicago
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# Robin Williams
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# Moz on Mars
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# it's a god-awful small minded twat
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[challenge entry] ./.
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 20:06, archived)
# It is what the people want to see
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(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 21:30, archived)
# could you please make this
BIGGAR

thanks
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 22:32, archived)
# "It is what people want to see"
gub~gub
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 22:50, archived)
# ©
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 23:59, archived)
# yes, yes i am
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 2:05, archived)
# I don't know what you're sayin
but I trust you
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 17:29, archived)
# DANCE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 22:49, archived)
# Hey I set that to private
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 8:41, archived)
# Poor show, Michaelangelo
Three hairs per bollock? Fail
Spunk blobs? Fail
Magenta? Fail
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 9:02, archived)
# Golly...I'm 21!! Toot-toot!

(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 11:24, archived)
# 21 flaming candles up yer bum!
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 11:43, archived)
# Gimmick infringement!
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 15:43, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 16:26, archived)
# 21 years of your life wasted!
Mind you, 6 more FPs and you will have had a full year's worth...impressive stats dude!
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 14:14, archived)
# Happy Candles and keys to the door!*
*the door leads to a brick wall, pull up a chair, you'll never leave
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 15:41, archived)
# 21 happy flaming candles up your bum ©
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 15:45, archived)
# And father says you can do as you like so, shout hip-hip-hooray
Congrats Ninj. And thanks for all the hoots and toots.
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 16:59, archived)
# Thank you
And all you ^up there^, still great here after all these years! :)
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 17:05, archived)
# happy boobday.gif
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 17:40, archived)
# I hope they made you a cake at the convalescent home \o/ iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 17:43, archived)
# Happidy b3taday sir
Here’s to the next 21 years….
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 18:02, archived)
# Thank you…
I’m 60 next year, this place keeps me young!
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 19:08, archived)
# Ninj
always top quality.
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 21:08, archived)
# o/'
Congrats!
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# Happy Candles
B3ta legend and many thanks for all your great work which makes me happy. Valin would be proud of this
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 21:30, archived)
# Thank you
\O/
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 23:32, archived)
# BOOBIES
And candles.

a perfect mix
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 22:34, archived)
# belated candles !!!
WOOP !
(, Mon 4 Mar 2024, 21:38, archived)
# And so Sméagol’s accidental Freudian slip betrayed his incestuous lesbian GILF urophilia fantasies to The Bagginses
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[challenge entry] The Girl with the Ratners Earring
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[challenge entry] That Laughing Chavelier
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# Haha!
Very chucklesome. Off down the KFC later for a zinger and a finger.
(, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 17:43, archived)
# He’s fat.
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# Flabdominals
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#
I liked this!
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#
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# Featuring Harley Race.
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[challenge entry] Right bung it off to that bloke on fiverr to have the background and text added
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# Bracing...
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# Enjoy It Black
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# I hear North Haverbrook also have a monopod
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# very nice Chris
you're a clever boy
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#
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# Aaaand it's already been done.
What a maroon.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 16:27, archived)
# Fools seldom differ.
:)
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 16:30, archived)
# Apologies for stepping on your multitude of toes, brb.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 16:36, archived)
# He's got many of his eyes on you
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And his many many nipples
(, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 8:27, archived)
# Mine are hard just thinking about it
(, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 19:01, archived)
# great minds and all that : )
(, Sat 2 Mar 2024, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!

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Bravo! Incidentally - I once saw a piece of grafito which read 'Ceci n'est pas une tag'.
(, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Treachery!
budget-art
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 14:22, archived)
# This is not a crack pipe due to a SEVERE design flaw.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 14:30, archived)
# You should know.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 18:11, archived)
# So should everyone.
The foil bowl piece should attach to the biro case (which enters the water) and the mouth should go over the bottle top to inhale the water-cooled smoke.

As it stands, the crack is just incense and the biro is a bong-water drinking straw. Worse than useless.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 18:58, archived)
# Drug Noob
This is not weed bong, you don't use water in a crack pipe!
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 19:10, archived)
# This is not a problem of drug specificity, this is basic physics.
It is more efficient to use the biro as the draught hole/shank than as the stem/bit/button. The large mouthpiece leading to a narrow draught hole would create a more powerful suction than the inverse.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 19:12, archived)
# What there is no water in that bottle!!
It is no different to putting the foil directly onto the pen part, if all areas are sealed it works the same and no need for water!!
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 19:18, archived)
# ^Failed GCSE Physics
It makes no difference if there's water or not.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 19:46, archived)
# So where does the bong water drinking straw fit in?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 19:49, archived)
# Okay let me better explain myself...
Suppose we apply negative pressure to the biro mouthpiece as illustrated above (assuming the bottle is waterless). Both the bottle and the bowl are significantly greater volume than the draught hole resulting in a longer, but weaker burn; you would need to suck a lot to get a little. You've created, ironically, a bottleneck.

Reverse the setup so the bowl is mounted on the biro and the bottle opening is the mouthpiece. Now you only need to suck a little to get a lot. 1 standard toke results in a lungful, rather than a gnat's fart; there's a higher delta-p at the bowl and a much faster transfer rate from chamber to mouth to lungs.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:03, archived)
# So not worse than useless then?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:08, archived)
# Worse than useless with water.
Still less advantageous than doing away with the bottle and the pen (see below).
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:12, archived)
# I should add that a perfect seal between the 3 pipe components wouldn't exist in reality.
A better design would probably do away with the plastic parts completely (except for using the biro as a mould for the foil, possibly), but I digress.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:11, archived)
# A better design would be a glass pipe
But then it wouldn't be on a budget
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:24, archived)
# Have you SEEN the price of pens recently?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 22:55, archived)
# XD jokes are better than technique
(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 20:39, archived)
# You'z all wrong any way.
Title says that it's not a crack pipe.
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# That’s the real joke…isn’t it!!!
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[challenge entry] Cost of Liz-ing crisis?

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(, Fri 1 Mar 2024, 10:33, archived)
# It's all the fault of a shadowy inner cabal of lefty liberals and paedophiles! Don't you know????
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# One pic for each day she was prime minister
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# Just leaving this here...
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