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I've managed to successfully cross a bulldog with a whippet, does that count?
Ninj,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:19,
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it really isn't, no offence to 'Ninj' but fuck knows why so many people subscribe to this delusion
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 22:38,
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No offence taken……I’m merely trying to emulate your exhaustive contribution to B3ta.
( Ninj,
Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:08,
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And yet, notwithstanding your eloquent and cogent assertion: it is.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:12,
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Quick dirty brain fart 
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:56,
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‘Hardly mu her’ shurely?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:15,
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which ninja turtle is that?
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:44,
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Kurtz!I watched a snail crawl along the age of a straight razor. This is my dream, this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.
Best comedy ever
(Best comedy ever
boff FL OZ,
Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:14,
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I always did like the old citröensor "tin snails"
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:42,
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You think they should be better fed, is that it?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:05,
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Your numbers suggest Israel have killed 2.3 million.I know you're quoting the total population figures, but when you talk about a genocide of 2.3 million people we automatically assume you do actually mean a genocide of 2.3 million people rather than 41,712 (and counting). 41k is shocking enough and this kind of misleading statistic is counter-productive to the Palestinian cause, imho.
Nice claws though.
(Nice claws though.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:30,
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Agree, but -Genocide includes forced displacement, not just killing.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:41,
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Please let's avoid the endless semantic argument on genocidethat I'm sure we've all had before.
I'm massively anti-semantic, you see.
(I'm massively anti-semantic, you see.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 18:56,
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I am sure this will prevent obese Americans from ever going there again.Well done. You fixed humanity with this. Amazing! No more wars, ever, thanks to "Nemo 0", the total genius. Wow. Stunning.
Fuck off.
(Fuck off.
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:27,
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the little side-eye makes it JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:35,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, MINERAL
Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:57,
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Sorry Pedro, I tried. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:59,
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If anytime is right... it's now PedroDrawing Challenge to the rescue
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:55,
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all three? JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:32,
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Anyone got any good ideas for an image challenge? monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:04,
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Big feet. For Pedro.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 17:55,
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Thank you for obeying
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:38,
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What 4 suggestions do you want them to choose between? monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:05,
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Hmmmm1 - Movies - if the nazis won the war
B - 80s stuff if the world was 'woke' back then
iii - Drawing challenge (ask pedro for more info)
Other one- Lesbians
Christ you are the most middle aged man ever. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:11,
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1 Would probably create memes for actual nazis, unfortunately. Erm... *tries to expand on the idea* I guess we could do a opposite films again, as that was about 15 years ago and most entries are borked.
2 Usually "modernise" works in place of "woke" to stop it going all Richard Littlejohn. 80s stuff wasn't particularly unwoke, though, was it?
3 Convince me, Pedro.
4 This would win in a vote, which is why voting doesn't work. People vote for the LOL one, not the one that they actually could make entries for.
(2 Usually "modernise" works in place of "woke" to stop it going all Richard Littlejohn. 80s stuff wasn't particularly unwoke, though, was it?
3 Convince me, Pedro.
4 This would win in a vote, which is why voting doesn't work. People vote for the LOL one, not the one that they actually could make entries for.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16,
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5 words describe how unwoke the 80s were:Big Trouble in Little China
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:03,
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Not sure what point you think you're making with this.Searching for Little China reveals a shit-tonne of restaurants with that name, a political ideology at times popular in Vietnam, Korea and Japan, and various Chinatowns and Chinese Quarters in various towns and cities across the world.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09,
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No, my stretchy jeaned m8y.I am being a gatekeeper of true wokery and keeping the gammon culture warriors in their place because I am a woketard SJW communist card carrying Jew lover. Get it right.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:29,
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1.The US elections2. eBay listings from scifi universes
3. bird media
4. invisible simpsons
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:45,
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3. bird media
4. invisible simpsons
Fandoms at War - with themselves / each other / the object of their fanaticism / the rest of the worldOr
Musk for a Day - what would you do if you had the money and resources of Musk or similar Billion-having turbocunt for a single day?
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:34,
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Musk for a Day - what would you do if you had the money and resources of Musk or similar Billion-having turbocunt for a single day?
Totally mis-cast famous film roles……Bill Murray is Indiana Jones, Charles Hawtrey is Quint…
( Ninj,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:37,
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Make it so it has to be a misheard name error"Oh bugger, we gave the Mission Impossible role to Tom Baker not Tom Cruise"
(,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:54,
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That would be a nice and easy one to enter, at least.Whether it would be funny is another matter!
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 12:26,
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Can you not just insist on new pics and ban anyone who reposts their entire back catalogue?I mean, you could.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:35,
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I don't personally mind old ones that fit the brief.Would rather those with a tenuous connection to the rules at least be new, though.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:43,
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Iceland supermarket ready meal ideasBecause they will do any old weird shit.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:06,
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Russian InfluenceWhat have those pesky Russians been influencing now? TV shows, ads. books, groceries, pets... you name it, Putin has tried to make it destabilise the West.
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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Got any examples of the sort of thing you mean?I like the copy but not sure how it would work as an image compo.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:30,
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Dad's army deploying novochok for shits and gigglesBritain's got talent contestants who are competitive vodka drinkers
Mr Blobbski
Jeremy Corbin returns in 2038 for is 4th term as the new ultimate premier of the UK
Threads the sitcom
Putin learning the chords to Killing In The Name
(Mr Blobbski
Jeremy Corbin returns in 2038 for is 4th term as the new ultimate premier of the UK
Threads the sitcom
Putin learning the chords to Killing In The Name
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:54,
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I'll be honest I have barely thought this through
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 10:26,
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Pop Star second jobsThings aren't so good for some old pop stars nowadays, so how do they earn a crust on the side? Shakin Stevens door paint salesman, Gary Numan Car Valeting, Vanilla Ice cream van driver etc.
(,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 22:49,
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The "everything has bindun" problem, I'm afraid.(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:04,
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Animal, Vegetable, Mineralpick one or two and make the third from it: rabbits made from carrots, leeks with fur and geode interiors, the kind of thing Human Descent used to make
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:08,
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MulletsThey're back, for some unfathomable reason. Give celebrities, politicians, animals and inanimate objects the ape drape
(,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:15,
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Back to SkoolThat time of year again, so show us the school or university fresher days of the famous or infamous.
(,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:34,
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FAUNA 2.0: Redesign animals so they make more sense or less sense
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:40,
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Democracy is rubbish these days. Come up with a viable alternative, and show us via the medium of photoshop!
(,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:35,
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Change a letter NazisAdolf Hatler! Joseph Goerbels! Hermann Böring! Heinrich Rimmler!
(,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:06,
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There MUST be a German porn star called Heinrich Rimmlerespecially given their penchant for bum fun
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:52,
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Yes. "Dave Trouser"
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:17,
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Made me spit my teeth outYou silly sod never stop.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 7 Sep 2024, 23:26,
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Britpop
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I have a children's non-fiction book out in October, please buy it
mikeisbrill,
Sat 7 Sep 2024, 9:59,
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qotw is that way --> brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 7 Sep 2024, 16:05,
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Normally I like to look at the pictures, but this one looks like a machine barfed something all over the paper PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:44,
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that deserves a spanging
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sat 7 Sep 2024, 19:24,
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Didn't read, this isn't /talk.You just wanted to advetise your book. Also didn't click. ffs.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:06,
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