I've managed to successfully cross a bulldog with a whippet, does that count?
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:19,
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it really isn't, no offence to 'Ninj' but fuck knows why so many people subscribe to this delusion
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 22:38,
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No offence taken…
โฆIโm merely trying to emulate your exhaustive contribution to B3ta.
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Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:08,
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And yet, notwithstanding your eloquent and cogent assertion: it is.
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Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:12,
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Kurtz!
I watched a snail crawl along the age of a straight razor. This is my dream, this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.
Best comedy ever
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Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:14,
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Best comedy ever
Your numbers suggest Israel have killed 2.3 million.
I know you're quoting the total population figures, but when you talk about a genocide of 2.3 million people we automatically assume you do actually mean a genocide of 2.3 million people rather than 41,712 (and counting). 41k is shocking enough and this kind of misleading statistic is counter-productive to the Palestinian cause, imho.
Nice claws though.
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:30,
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Nice claws though.
Agree, but -
Genocide includes forced displacement, not just killing.
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:41,
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Please let's avoid the endless semantic argument on genocide
that I'm sure we've all had before.
I'm massively anti-semantic, you see.
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Tue 10 Sep 2024, 18:56,
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I'm massively anti-semantic, you see.
I am sure this will prevent obese Americans from ever going there again.
Well done. You fixed humanity with this. Amazing! No more wars, ever, thanks to "Nemo 0", the total genius. Wow. Stunning.
Fuck off.
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Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:27,
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Fuck off.
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL, VEGETABLE, MINERAL
Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:57,
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Pick any two and combine them like you're the Photoshop Dr Moreau. Half-giraffe-half-leek, a rabbit made of carrots, a quartz quokka... that sort of thing. Suggested by JustHere4Coffee.
If anytime is right... it's now Pedro
Drawing Challenge to the rescue
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:55,
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Hmmmm
1 - Movies - if the nazis won the war
B - 80s stuff if the world was 'woke' back then
iii - Drawing challenge (ask pedro for more info)
Other one- Lesbians
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:34,
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1 - Movies - if the nazis won the war
B - 80s stuff if the world was 'woke' back then
iii - Drawing challenge (ask pedro for more info)
Other one- Lesbians
1 Would probably create memes for actual nazis, unfortunately. Erm... *tries to expand on the idea* I guess we could do a opposite films again, as that was about 15 years ago and most entries are borked.
2 Usually "modernise" works in place of "woke" to stop it going all Richard Littlejohn. 80s stuff wasn't particularly unwoke, though, was it?
3 Convince me, Pedro.
4 This would win in a vote, which is why voting doesn't work. People vote for the LOL one, not the one that they actually could make entries for.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:16,
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2 Usually "modernise" works in place of "woke" to stop it going all Richard Littlejohn. 80s stuff wasn't particularly unwoke, though, was it?
3 Convince me, Pedro.
4 This would win in a vote, which is why voting doesn't work. People vote for the LOL one, not the one that they actually could make entries for.
5 words describe how unwoke the 80s were:
Big Trouble in Little China
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:03,
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Not sure what point you think you're making with this.
Searching for Little China reveals a shit-tonne of restaurants with that name, a political ideology at times popular in Vietnam, Korea and Japan, and various Chinatowns and Chinese Quarters in various towns and cities across the world.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:09,
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No, my stretchy jeaned m8y.
I am being a gatekeeper of true wokery and keeping the gammon culture warriors in their place because I am a woketard SJW communist card carrying Jew lover. Get it right.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:29,
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1.The US elections
2. eBay listings from scifi universes
3. bird media
4. invisible simpsons
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:45,
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3. bird media
4. invisible simpsons
Fandoms at War - with themselves / each other / the object of their fanaticism / the rest of the world
Or
Musk for a Day - what would you do if you had the money and resources of Musk or similar Billion-having turbocunt for a single day?
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:34,
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Musk for a Day - what would you do if you had the money and resources of Musk or similar Billion-having turbocunt for a single day?
Totally mis-cast famous film roles…
โฆBill Murray is Indiana Jones, Charles Hawtrey is Quintโฆ
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 18:37,
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Make it so it has to be a misheard name error
"Oh bugger, we gave the Mission Impossible role to Tom Baker not Tom Cruise"
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:54,
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That would be a nice and easy one to enter, at least.
Whether it would be funny is another matter!
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 12:26,
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Can you not just insist on new pics and ban anyone who reposts their entire back catalogue?
I mean, you could.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:35,
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I don't personally mind old ones that fit the brief.
Would rather those with a tenuous connection to the rules at least be new, though.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:43,
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Iceland supermarket ready meal ideas
Because they will do any old weird shit.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:06,
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Russian Influence
What have those pesky Russians been influencing now? TV shows, ads. books, groceries, pets... you name it, Putin has tried to make it destabilise the West.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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Got any examples of the sort of thing you mean?
I like the copy but not sure how it would work as an image compo.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 19:30,
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Dad's army deploying novochok for shits and giggles
Britain's got talent contestants who are competitive vodka drinkers
Mr Blobbski
Jeremy Corbin returns in 2038 for is 4th term as the new ultimate premier of the UK
Threads the sitcom
Putin learning the chords to Killing In The Name
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 23:54,
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Mr Blobbski
Jeremy Corbin returns in 2038 for is 4th term as the new ultimate premier of the UK
Threads the sitcom
Putin learning the chords to Killing In The Name
Pop Star second jobs
Things aren't so good for some old pop stars nowadays, so how do they earn a crust on the side? Shakin Stevens door paint salesman, Gary Numan Car Valeting, Vanilla Ice cream van driver etc.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 22:49,
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Animal, Vegetable, Mineral
pick one or two and make the third from it: rabbits made from carrots, leeks with fur and geode interiors, the kind of thing Human Descent used to make
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:08,
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Mullets
They're back, for some unfathomable reason. Give celebrities, politicians, animals and inanimate objects the ape drape
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:15,
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Back to Skool
That time of year again, so show us the school or university fresher days of the famous or infamous.
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 7:34,
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FAUNA 2.0: Redesign animals so they make more sense
or less sense
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 11:40,
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Democracy is rubbish these days. Come up with a viable alternative, and show us via the medium of photoshop!
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 13:35,
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Change a letter Nazis
Adolf Hatler! Joseph Goerbels! Hermann Bรถring! Heinrich Rimmler!
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 14:06,
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There MUST be a German porn star called Heinrich Rimmler
especially given their penchant for bum fun
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Mon 9 Sep 2024, 15:52,
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Britpop
Click for bigger (1084 kb)
I have a children's non-fiction book out in October, please buy it
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Sat 7 Sep 2024, 9:59,
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Click for bigger (1084 kb)
I have a children's non-fiction book out in October, please buy it
Normally I like to look at the pictures, but this one looks like a machine barfed something all over the paper
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Sat 7 Sep 2024, 18:44,
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Didn't read, this isn't /talk.
You just wanted to advetise your book. Also didn't click. ffs.
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Sun 8 Sep 2024, 12:06,
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