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# Sildenafield
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# Viagriculture
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[challenge entry] Fryer Dryer Vacuum Ninja Dyson Combo

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# Air Fry Her
(, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Eloi Musk
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#
The Eloi live a banal life of ease..


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#
pfffffffffft
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[challenge entry] Zuckerborg
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# The curls make his face even more punchable
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#

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# I enquired about buying a Zuckerberg robot but they said he sold out a long time ago
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# He knows Kung Fu.
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[challenge entry] Chiss Bezos
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[challenge entry] Eeloo Musk
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[challenge entry] *parp*
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 16:15, archived)
# I'd buy that
for a dollar pound
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers!
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 19:27, archived)
# Don't tell me it's pronounced Jinsters and I've been getting it wrong all this time
(, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:22, archived)
# Jordan's Gin
great big jugs of it
(, Fri 10 Jan 2025, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm spicy
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 7:27, archived)
# Makes sense
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm

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# James Bond will come again in...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 22:14, archived)
# "Do be careful 007"
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[challenge entry] 007 would buy one .....
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# Tasty!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck Off Grandad

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# No-one tell him they're German
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# Das Gummistiefel
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[challenge entry] Happy snow pea

(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 16:16, archived)
# Havre you gnopped him?
Or is it the cheap beer and microwaved grub that makes him look like that?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 18:27, archived)
# There is no gnoppage, he just looks like a spitting image puppet
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 18:38, archived)
# A homeless thundercat
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 16:35, archived)
# Homeless Thundercats would be a good IC.
Doesn't have to be limited to thundercats, or to any single contemporary social issue, we could widen the scope and call it something like 'cartoons of the now.'
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 18:25, archived)
# Don't insult Mr. Wetherspoon
You won't like him when he's angry
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 20:33, archived)
# God, I hate this fucking shithead's stupid slack face.
May we burn him?
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 18:55, archived)
# You can if you want to.
He’s not my type.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 19:03, archived)
# You should suggest that for an image challenge
Kill Tim Martin
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 20:43, archived)
# Only if
you first use Charlie Mullins for kindling.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 3:12, archived)
# Wouldn't you just end up with Steve Bannon
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 22:15, archived)
# Steve Bannon in a Cannon singing My Way with Steven Yaxley Lennon
(, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 22:32, archived)
# Steve Bannon in a Cannon fixated on dreams of American mammon
while his mother puts the lamb on for their visitor Frantz Fanon
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#

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# what a sucker
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[challenge entry] Espresso your engine with a latte fuel efficiency
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# Coffee makes me go faster, IYKWIM!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 20:53, archived)
# It seems like I have been pooting around here for 22 years...
Still can’t do a decent animation.
I am recovering from a big band party last night, so a quick and crap update from last year will just have to do!
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# Full huzzahs!
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# 22 happy flaming candles up your bum™
What's your big band called? Do you like Ed Palermo's big band? How about the Frankfurt Radio Big Band? My ex's friend's dad was in the Williams Fairey Brass Band, but I expect he's probably dead by now.
#bigbandchat
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# Los Trancos Woods Community Marching Band
Different kind of big band - although I have played in some of those as well. Los Trancos was established in 1960 as an alternative to all of those stuffy marching bands that were seen in the parades of the day. We don't have auditions, the uniforms are basically what you think they should be (but within legal limits,) and the music is mostly what we all agree is good enough for us all to play to the point that the audience actually might recognize the tune. Lots of history here: ltwcmb.com
This is the band at our peak, in the late 1970s:
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# I remember when this place was all candlez iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii \o/
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# Congratulations
hopefully those candles will warm this room
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# 22 flaming candles up yer rectum (tm)
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:18, archived)
# CEASE AND DESIST
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# Happy 22nd b3ta Anniversary!
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# Happy Candles Day
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 14:27, archived)
# Happy candles old boy

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#
22 YEARS?! THAT'S A BIG ONE!!
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# There will be another - SleeplessAndy
He signed on at about the same time as me.
Unless he has passed beyond the great candle...
Or he forgot.
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[challenge entry] Pearoast
I predicted this AS A STUPID JOKE as soon as the merger was suggested. Then this actually happened, no 'shopping needed.

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# did you forget the image?
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# They still sell something similar at ASDA
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# Would stuff up fangita
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[challenge entry] iGod

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[challenge entry] Taggart voice
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# A merger enquiry
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[challenge entry]
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# As long as I still get to live in my nice house.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 17:59, archived)
# We ALL get to keep your nice house
which is even better.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 23:40, archived)
# No, you lot can keep out.
I need all these spare rooms.
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# But only for poor people.
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# This is not a platform for your silly protests.
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# Yes it is.
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#
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# I almost feel sorry for the idiot weirdo again.
It's strange nobody close to him has tried to get him the help he obviously needs.
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# MEGA
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# I think this would be an unlikely merger
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# whoooooosh
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# I'll have you know
the joke hit me on the face and dribbled down like creamed corn, it did not "whoooooosh" above my head as you so described it
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# Rolex can stay
they're run by a non-profit and all the excess money they bleed from poseurs is spent on good things

fuck the rest of them, fuck disney twice
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# But that would mean finding another O and L.
Nuh-uh.
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#
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[challenge entry] Flipping kids, never come in and buy anything
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# The snow angel of the north
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# love it
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# Shouldn't it fall backwards so its face up?
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# ^this
It would have taken more effort to animate because of the trees tbf.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 16:49, archived)
# if you want to do one going that way be my guest
I thought this way was funnier
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# You killed 3 people, Mr. Funnyguy.
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# That was the plan
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# The footage may be faked
- i'm waiting for BBC Verify.
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# starts countdown
until "can you hear the clang as this hits" memes begin
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# sounds flat
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# lol
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[challenge entry] Company Mergers

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#
Hi, not sure if I'm doing this right tbh 😬
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# Useful for measuring
your daily Two Minutes Hate.
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#
😀 How do I put it onto your challenge? I only see the option to add to main board
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 15:53, archived)
# Elon will be right over to explain it to you.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 18:06, archived)
# Click edit,
under 'subject', under 'message', you should see 'this is' followed by a drop-down list that by default says 'a normal post.'

Click where it says 'a normal post' and you will be presented with all the recent image challenges. Choose one.

Click 'save changes.'

Thank me.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 18:40, archived)
# Alright Elon
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#
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#
Thank you! 😁 All sorted now, nice one
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# Challenges don't exist
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# edit the post
and there's a thing underneath that says 'this is a normal post'
click that and from the drop down choose the challenge and then save the changes
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#
Cheers! Sorted now 😀
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 19:58, archived)
# Rumours that the 'e' will be dropped as its seen as being involved with 'woke'
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 15:30, archived)
# If you drop the "e" from woke you get wok
Which is Chinese. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:25, archived)
#
pfft
(, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the F in
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# The WWE sponsorship of the zoo's panda breeding program went well until the pandas fell out over the choice of walkout music
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[challenge entry] Haha

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