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[challenge entry] Sort it out Luke
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] the ultimate torture.....
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 19:08, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] “That’s the third time Yoda’s done this”
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 8:48, archived)
# Christ, David Jason's looking a bit peaky.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] A-b-board the I-I I-I-I S-S S-S-S...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 22:32, archived)
#
won't need a ladder now to get up to n..n..Nurse Gladys Emanual's window now!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]


soz been away coding/lack of hummus.

on that note if anybody has a Roland Juno-X, Jupiter-X or Fantom (2019+) give a shout on pm plz, help a brother out.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] welcome back and nwot
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 22:16, archived)
# cheers!
wookiemonster?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:56, archived)
# another classic
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 7:45, archived)
#
Wookie Monster!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Space: The final fronti...hang on...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Feck
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:12, archived)
# A classic.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] If you could just, you know, blow up the Death Star…That’d be great.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
Winnar!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeeeeexcellent!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my god… I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:43, archived)
# If I may add
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:04, archived)
# This is fkn accurate
keep em comin
(, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:39, archived)
# accurate
ppl be follwin round a stoner and takin it all fkn literal mans - didnt realise i could convince so fkn many lol - reDIKK stories being woven left and (unfortunately) right ---- MADNESS!
(, Mon 20 Apr 2026, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I just wanted to say, that's no moon.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:20, archived)
# Looks like Chewy had the fish

(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:23, archived)
# Han picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hurley the robot was the real hero
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:35, archived)
# Works well.
But there is no ending.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:59, archived)
#
you find out in the end that their spaceboeing really had been pulled into a black hole and their storylines were now infinitely dilated beyond the television event horizon
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 9:43, archived)
# :-)
The Lindlehoff / Abrahams Equation
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:49, archived)
# needs more lens flare
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] this took ages
 
for reasons
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ffs
(, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 7:58, archived)
# Ever been to the British seaside?

Click for bigger (235 kb)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] If only.....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:46, archived)
# That looks just like a giant...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:09, archived)
# ...and lo...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:49, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:25, archived)
# Approved by Happy Toast.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:41, archived)
# because it's funny
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 6:59, archived)
# superb
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's a spray on tan.
Otherwise Woo!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:19, archived)
# *Ronseal
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:12, archived)
# He applies it himself, I'm not sure it's even spray on
given how abruptly it ends around his face.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:13, archived)
# Tropical Tan in Sandbach?
I remember when that was a wrecked up Texaco garage.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:36, archived)
# Just graduated from medical school?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:01, archived)
# Arf!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:10, archived)
# actual lol
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:30, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
It's a fine line
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:13, archived)
# Immediate fail
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:35, archived)
# v good
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:23, archived)
# WOO!
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:38, archived)
# RIS?
RIS for my friend who I sent to B3ta and she was clicking for a minute or two?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:57, archived)
# Trump said he thought he was supposed to be a healing doctor in that Jesus AI image
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfect. Have a cheeky pea

(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:22, archived)
# Lovely!
Wasn't he called Cretin?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:52, archived)
# blimey
this version of Murderbot doesn't look anywhere near as good as the last season
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 5:43, archived)
# 'shopped entries only, please.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:01, archived)
# I know, he fitted too well
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:53, archived)
# These sounds fall into my mi-i-i-i-ind.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "There's no place like Alderaan"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 9:58, archived)
# yay!
'Just follow that yellow prick home!'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)
# the scarecrow is repeatedly punching it UP THE ASS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:31, archived)
# That's a paddlin
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:35, archived)
# The "holy warrior" class from D&D?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 5:05, archived)
# A bunch of left wing revolutionaries on a journey of discovery to defeat evil. You’re subconscious is working overtime Atomic
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:37, archived)
# I agree…it’s fucking great!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 5:24, archived)
# An Easter Miracle

Click for bigger (362 kb)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:56, archived)
# B&
A-i propaganda shite
Mods!!!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:36, archived)
# Trump allegedly once forced a 13 year old girl to suck his dick.
He personally bragged about perving on contestants in the dressing room in the beauty pageant he was hosting, 'Miss Teen USA.'

He personally said it was fine to fuck underage girls on the Howard Stern radio show.

Your godking is a paedo.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:22, archived)
# You and your sick fantasies.
Give it a rest.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:13, archived)
# Do your own research by looking this stuff up yourself.
A real man wouldn't be afraid to test his own biases. You won't though, girlyman.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:34, archived)
# The time has come to test the steel.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 2:22, archived)
# Typical gibberish.
Grow some balls.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 4:18, archived)
# Quiet Lameboy!
Go back to your cupboard and be a good mommasboy.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:44, archived)
# The reason I'm insulting you is because of your evident cowardice and ineptitude.
The reason you're insulting me is because you're trying to distract from the fact that you're an inept coward.

A real man would not be afraid to confront their own biases.
A real man would never be indoctrinated into a cult, especially such a ridiculous one headed by such a corrupt and unlikeable, witless, ugly, fat, demented, stupid paedophile.
A real man wouldn't feel threatened by reality.

Only a pussy girlyman like you. Only the weak follow Trump.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:29, archived)
# Your insults roll off me like water on a duck.
You simply play up to your ‘backers’ here with the same strategies you’ve always used. “Say something bad about Trump and be liked by your ‘peers’.
Absolute simpletons.
In reality, Trump has done many great things, and that’s why our country is rising while yours is overrun with idiots, immigrants, and cowards.
Good luck with that.
If YOU had any balls, you’d take your country back.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:09, archived)
# We've established that you're British, so wtf are you gibbering on about you strange racist fantasist?
If you had balls you'd have the courage and reason to examine your own biases and paranoid delusions, you fearful impotent little girlyman.

The stuff you say is nonsense. If you've been convinced by it, it's because you're a frightened little bitch. The great replacement is coming for YOU, lol. Idiot.

FTAO my backers:
Where's my fucking cheque? I've been left wing agitating all my life and never once got paid for it, spread some of that billionaire communist money around ffs.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:53, archived)
# XD …the more you get flustered, the more i laugh.
Thanx, hon…. (Might want to change your nappy)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:02, archived)
# What a victory you just scored, look at how flustered I am, you dumb fucking racist shitsack.
Your god-king is a paedophile. You follow a paedophile because he has triggered all your deeply embarrassing irrational fears about foreigners, women, trans people, etc.

You're easily manipulated by fear of *equality*, thus you are not a real man.

It's not flustering me to tell you this, you fearful, tragic, inadequate, weakling, needy, paedophile-lover.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:56, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!!!… Oopy Doopy Doopy…cute little baby.
I bet you got blue hair and a nose ring!
Spot on! That’s you for sure.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:35, archived)
# Your insults might carry more weight if you didn't worship a demented paedophile.
Real men don't display irrational fear of blue hair or nose rings.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:07, archived)
# I don’t fear them.
Just want to smack them nonstop.
Stupid protesters. They’re so annoying.
Goodnight my friends! :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 0:39, archived)
#
You seem to be complaining about people who complain?
That's something.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 7:47, archived)
# You nonstop want to smack disobedient women?
Real men don't fantasize about beating women. Real men are not threatened by EQUALITY, you pathetic cunt.

I honestly can't believe someone as weak as you would even know how to throw a punch anyway.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:17, archived)
# You’re so dumb. I’ve taken shits that had more intelligence than you.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)
# Using no effort, I just made you admit in public that you fantasise about beating women.
You've also admitted to being a racist.

How dumb must you be?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:13, archived)
# Consider yourself flushed.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 18:05, archived)
# Consider yourself exposed.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:03, archived)
# You know how to keep a moron in suspense?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:35, archived)
# Elect Joe Biden?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:38, archived)
# "a real man"
- much as I despise the fascists, it's a bit shit to use such gendered stereotypes as part your attack.

Try "a proper Aryan", or "a truly dedicated Qanonist".
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:32, archived)
# (Which i am neither) :/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:05, archived)
# Certainly not a real man.
What kind of man are you?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:57, archived)
# I am atomic.
Fear me.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:36, archived)
# Only people like you could fear someone like you.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:12, archived)
# How? I imagine you spend 99% of your time in your Mothers basement.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 8:52, archived)
# I'm using the language and mindset of the 21st century fascist to poke holes in the logic of 21st century fascism.
Manosphere bullshit apparently worked on these clowns in the first place, it's fun and interesting to turn it back on them.

Gendered stereotypes aside, I do actually believe for real that right wingers are naturally fearful and lack the education/awareness to realise when their irrational fears are manipulated (in ways that seem perfectly obvious to the rest of us).
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:10, archived)
# Oooo…you’re so fun at parties!
I bet everyone around you absolutely loathes you.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:38, archived)
# Real men wouldn't try to win arguments by insinuating their opponent is unpopular.
All you need to do is confirm that the things I'm telling you are in fact true or false, but you can't, can you?

You're so afraid, I feel embarrassed for you as a man.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:10, archived)
# Topical referencing and editing of Trump’s own blasphemous ai shite
Allowed
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:32, archived)
# Ohhhhh….i see…. A-i is allowed if dissin’ Trump.
b3ta has fallen.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:15, archived)
# no, just America
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 6:49, archived)
# England…obv
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:46, archived)
#
Then leave
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:57, archived)
# Make me.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:45, archived)
# You’re not Iran mate, we can’t threaten your infrastructure and remove your basic human rights
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:30, archived)
# You’re defending Iran?
Get a brain.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:02, archived)
# Yes….would you like a photo of your Mums tits?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:05, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Post away. XD
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:03, archived)
# and the original wasn't AI propaganda shite?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 7:54, archived)
# He didn’t post it on b3ta…did he?!
Cha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:46, archived)
# No AI sunshine, just amended the AI image posted by your fuhrer
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:32, archived)
# Not very well either. Twisty’s was better. XD :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)
# Yep, it’s totally shit. That’s why it’s so funny that it’s making you cry salty tears into your Charlie Kirk pillow
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:41, archived)
# XD …. Sorry…i insulted your lack of talent.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:04, archived)
# are you doing a bit, atomic?
You cant seriously like that bloated paedo cunt, surely?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:37, archived)
# You should be insulting your own leaders, but you’d probably get arrested for that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:40, archived)
# We can all happily call out our elected officials for now
- your the one whose fuhrer is rolling out concentration camps for non-Aryans.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:39, archived)
# Having the above image or similar in your social media feed
Is currently getting non-merkins routinely b& from entering there. b3ta is somewhat under the radar until they inevitably get AI about their snooping
Taste the freedom
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 23:58, archived)
# Who told you that. Grok?
Keir Starmer is a wazzock!
The King has sausage fingers!
*waits for the titheads to come round*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 10:52, archived)
# B3ta
has gone a bit panto at the moment.
Oh no it hasn't!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 12:21, archived)
# I suspect at least one member
may explode when they see the dame.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:19, archived)
# beat me to it !!! :D
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)
# I’m more speed than finesse, a bit Boris Becker in a broom cupboard
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)
# speed beats finesse my friend :D
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)
# Your own personal cheeto Jesus.
Oh B3ta you never fail to satisfy.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:47, archived)
# He thinks he's Jesus now?
Fine, I propose we test this by nailing him to a cross until dead then sticking him a cave and waiting to see if he comes back to life.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:02, archived)
# Walking on water would get the job done quicker...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sid James Webb Space Telescope
(, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:27, archived)

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